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THE QUIDDITCH WOLRD CUP: THE QUIDDITCH WOLRD CUP:

The Quidditch World Cup: Just Add Potter!

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The Potter's go to the Quidditch World Cup in celebration of Al's birthday. Things go wrong, Hugo eats weird stuff, AND LILY DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SOCKS!

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THE QUIDDITCH WOLRD CUP:THE QUIDDITCH WOLRD CUP:

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WARNINGS:WARNINGS:LANGUAGE, NUDITY, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, BRAS, BRIEFS, PORN MAGAZINES, GUEST APPEARNANCE

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Heather:  IM BOREDHeather:  LET’S TALK ABOUT THE POTTERZKyra:  KAYHeather:  WHAT ARE YOU THINKING WE SHOULD DO/Kyra:  IDUNNOKyra:  MAYBE SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAYHeather:  QUITDDITCH WORLD CUP? THEY GO TO CELEBRATE SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAYKyra:  YEAHHeather:  WHOS BIRTHDAYKyra:  AL'SHeather:  OKAYHeather:  YOU CAN IMAGINE THE CRAZINESSHeather:  THEY ARE STAYING FOR A WEEKKyra:  YESHeather:  PACKING NEEDS TO BE DONEHeather:  JAMES DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH BOXERSHeather:  AL HAS TOO MANYKyra:  AND JAMES STEALS AL'S BOXERSHeather:  OMG YESKyra:  EXCEPT THE PAIR WITH HIS NAME ON THEMHeather:  YES YESHeather:  LILY LOSES HER SOCKSHeather:  SHE CRIES

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Kyra:  MOAR CRYINGHeather:  SHE HAS TO WEAR HUGO'SKyra:  AND HIS ARE SMELLYHeather:  RON HERMIONE AND THE KIDS ARE AT HARRYS HOUSE PACKING TOOHeather:  RON PRATICALLY LIVES THEREHeather:  HERMIONE CAN'T COOK YOU SEEKyra:  NOT AT ALLHeather:  LILY DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THE SMELLY SOCKSKyra:  THEY'RE ALL GROSSKyra:  AND SHE TRIES TO TAKE SOME OF ROSIE'S SOCKSHeather:  THEY'RE TOO BIGKyra:  LILY TRIES TO SHRINK THEMHeather:  AND WHILE SHE'S LOOKING IN ROSIE'S SUITCASE...Heather:  SHE FINDS....Heather:  A BRAHeather:  SHE STEALS IT TOOKyra:  SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT'S FORHeather:  BUT SHE WANTS IT ANYWAYSHeather:  GINNY COMES IN THE CHECK LILY’S STUFFHeather:  TO MAKE SURE Heather:  SHE WASN'T FORGETTING ANYTHINGHeather:  SHE FINDS LOTS OF LETTUCEHeather:  ROSIE'S SOCKS

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Heather:  AND LILY'S VELCRO SKIRTHeather:  LILY HID THE BRAKyra:  IT'S UNDER THE LETTUCEHeather:  GINNY TRIES TO TROW IT OUTHeather:  THE LETTUCE THAT ISHeather:  LILY WON'T LET HERKyra:  BECAUSE OF THE BRAHeather:  YES YESKyra:  BUT GINNY SEES IT ANYWAYHeather:  GINNY GETS FUSTRATEDHeather:  AND JUST DUMPS CLOTHES ON TOP OF THE SUITCASEHeather:  AND WALKS AWAYHeather:  SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THISKyra:  SHE GOES TO HELP AL PACK INSTEADHeather:  HE DOESN'T HID BRAS UNDER LETTUCEKyra:  HE'S GOODHeather:  SHE NOTICES HSI BOXERS ARE MISSINGHeather:  HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THEY AREKyra:  THEY FIND JAMESHeather:  JAMES DENIES EVERYTHINGKyra:  I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THATHeather:  LOL, ME AND JUNE DO THAT ALOTHeather:  SO THEN GINNY TAKES HIS SUITCASEHeather:  AND DUMPS EVERYTHING OUT

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Kyra:  JAMES'S SUITCASE OR AL'SHeather:  JAMES'SHeather:  HE'S MADKyra:  AGAINHeather:  HE DOESN'T WANT TO REPACK EVERYTHINGKyra:  BUT GINNY MAKES HIMHeather:  HE BRIBES AL INTO DOING ITKyra:  AL DOESN'T WANT TOHeather:  GINNY HELPS JAMESHeather:  SHE IS HORRIFIED BY HIS LACK OF BOXERSHeather:  SO SHE GOES OUT TO THE STOREKyra:  AND SHE BUYS SOMEHeather:  AND BUYS HIM BREIFSKyra:  BUT THEY'RE TOO SMALLHeather:  SO SHE HAS TO BUY MOARKyra:  AND MOARHeather:  JAMES DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR THEMKyra:  HE HAS TOHeather:  MEN DON'T WEAR BRIEFS!Heather:  THAT’S WHAT HE YELLSHeather:  RON TELLS HIM THAT HE WEARS THEM TOOKyra:  JAMES CALLS RON A SISSYHeather:  AL IS HORRIFIEDHeather:  HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND

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Heather:  OF UNDERWEAR RON WEARSKyra:  HE THINKS IT IS DISGUSTINGHeather:  SO IMPUREKyra:  WHY?Heather:  IM AM THINKING THAT AL IS A PRUDEKyra:  YESKyra:  A GIANT PRUDEHeather:  HE BELIEVES IN WAITINGKyra:  WHO WOULD BE HORRIFIED IF HE READ THISHeather:  HE HAS LOTS OF BRAIN BLEACHHeather:  ON HAND AT ALL TIMESHeather:  MINI PACKS FOR TRIPSKyra:  BUT JAMES THROWS IT OUTHeather:  OMGKyra:  WHEN HE FINDS ITHeather:  AL CRIESKyra:  GINNY MAKES JAMES SIT ON THE CHAIRHeather:  WATS IN HUGO'S SUITCASE?Kyra:  TOYSHeather:  IM THINKING THERE IS FOOD IN THEREKyra:  AND CANDYHeather:  LOTS OF TOYSHeather:  ACTION FIGURESKyra:  LIKE THE HARRY POTTER ACTION FIGURE

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Heather:  OMGKyra:  WHICH IS WEIRDHeather:  HE MADE HARRY SIGN HIS CHOCOLATE FROG CARDKyra:  HARRY WAS EMBARASSEDHeather:  THAT HAS HARRY ON ITHeather:  HARR WAS SO EMBARASSEDHeather:  JAMES SNEAK PORN MAGAZINES IN HISKyra:  HARRY FOUND OUTHeather:  RON WANTED TO BORROW THEMKyra:  BUT JAMES SAID NOKyra:  THEY'RE MINEHeather:  HARRY DIDN'T MENTION IT TO ANYONEHeather:  HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLEHeather:  FOR LETTING THEM IN THE HOUSEHeather:  HUGO STEALS ONE THOUGHKyra:  BECAUSE HARRY OBVIUOSLY HAD THEM FIRSTHeather:  OBVIOUSLYKyra:  AND HUGO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT ISHeather:  HE JUST LAUGHS AT THE PICTURESHeather:  AREN'T THEY COLD?Heather:  WHY IS SHE ON A CAR?Heather:  WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES?Kyra:  I WAS GONNA SAY THATKyra:  STOP DOING THAT

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Heather:  JUNE DOES IT TO ME!Kyra:  SO?Heather:  I HAVE TO DO IT TO SOMEONEKyra:  BACK TO TEH POTTERZHeather:  YOU CAN DO IT TO JUNEHeather:  YES, BACKHeather:  ROSIE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS NO PROBLEMS PACKINGKyra:  HUGO WANTS TO THROW THEM AWAYHeather:  JAMES WON'T LET HIMKyra:  AND ROSIE'S SUITCASE IS PACKED IN FIVE MINUTESKyra:  PERFECTLYHeather:  WITH BOOKSKyra:  YESHeather:  EXTRAS FOR ALHeather:  JAMES DREW MOUSTACHES ON HISKyra:  NOESHeather:  SO AL HAS TO READ ROSIE'SKyra:  YOU SAID HUGO WAS STUPID RIGHTHeather:  RIGHTKyra:  ROSIE BRINGS PICTURE BOOKS FOR HUGOHeather:  YESHeather:  "AMY ATE AN APPLE"Heather:  "BOB BOUNCHED HIS BALL"Kyra:  AND SO ON

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Heather:  AND SO ON...Kyra:  BUT HUGO HAS TROUBLE READING THEMKyra:  JAMES WRITES OVER THE WORDSHeather:  WITH SWEAR WORDSKyra:  ROSIE IS MADKyra:  SHE BOUGHT THOSE BOOKSHeather:  WITH HER OWN MONEYSKyra:  SHE MAKES JAMES BUY NEW ONESHeather:  GINNY HAS TO PACK FOR HARRY AND HERHeather:  HERMIONE DOES RON'SHeather:  AND HERSKyra:  RON WANTS HER TO LEAVE OUT THE BRIEFSKyra:  BECAUSE OF JAMESHeather:  YESHeather:  HE WANTS TO GO IN THE BUFFKyra:  FOR OTHER REASONSKyra:  *WINK*Heather:  OMG, HAHAKyra:  AND HERMIONE PACKS THEM ANYWAYHeather:  HARRY ONLY WEARS BOXERSKyra:  BECAUSE SHE WANTS TOKyra:  DUHHeather:  HERMIONE NEEDS BORROW ONE OF GINNY'S BRASHeather:  GINNY DOESNT WANT HER TO

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Kyra:  THEY AREN'T THE SAME SIZEHeather:  THE ONLY EXTRA ONE SHE HAS IS HER FAVOURITE ONEHeather:  IT'S THE ONLY ONE IN THE SAME SIZEKyra:  AND HERMIONE STEALS ITHeather:  OMGZKyra:  SHE REALLY NEEDS ITHeather:  HARRY IS PISSEDHeather:  HE'S THE ONE WHO BOUGHT ITKyra:  IT'S HIS FAVORITE TOOHeather:  HE STEALS IT BACKKyra:  REALLY LACY AND STUFFFHeather:  HERMIONE CATCHES HIMHeather:  AND YELLSHeather:  JAMES SEES THEMHeather:  HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE FIGHT IS ABOUTKyra:  THEY WON'T TELL HIMHeather:  JAMES SEES THE BRAHeather:  OMG WTF IS THAT?Heather:  WHY IS IT LACY?Kyra:  HE LAUGHS THENKyra:  LIKE A CRAZY LAUGHKyra:  IT'S THE SAME AS FROM ONE OF THE MAGAZINESHeather:  OMG YES1Heather:  GINNY WANTS TO KNOW WHATS SO FUNNY

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Kyra:  HARRY BOUGHT IT OFF EBAYKyra:  THEY TELL HERHeather:  HE TOTALLY DIDHeather:  IT’S WHERE HE GOT THE THONG TOOHeather:  NU THEY CAN'T TELL HERHeather:  SHE'LL FIND OUT BY ACCIDENTKyra:  YESHeather:  LATER ON AT THE MATCH, NOT NAOHeather:  THERE ARE MOAR PROBLEMS WITH PACKING TO BE COVEREDKyra:  LIKE JAMES DUMPED OUT HUGO'S SUITCASEKyra:  HUGO'S MADHeather:  EVERYTHING IS MUDDYKyra:  FROM CHOCOLATEHeather:  IT MELTED IN THE SUITCASEKyra:  WHY?Heather:  EVERYTHING IS TICKY TOOKyra:  WHY IS IT MELTED?Heather:  HUGO SAT ON ITKyra:  HE DIDN'T MEAN TOHeather:  NOT AT ALLHeather:  HE WAS TRYING TO GET IT TO COLSEKyra:  HERMIONE BUYS HIM MOAR CHOCOLATEHeather:  SECRETLYHeather:  SHE FEELS SORRY FOR HUGO

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Heather:  HE'S SO IGNOREDKyra:  YESKyra:  AND SHE DOESN'T WANT ROSIE TO KNOWHeather:  THE FUN PART IS THE CAR RIDE THEREKyra:  YEPHeather:  ALL THE KIDS IN THE BACKHeather:  IT TAKES ADAY TO DRIVE THEREKyra:  FIVE OF THENHeather:  SO LOTS OF FUNKyra:  IT'S REALLY *FUN*Heather:  KICKING AND SCREAMINGHeather:  LILY CRIES THE WHOLE WAY THEREKyra:  AL SITS NEXT TO ROSIEKyra:  THEY READ BOOKSHeather:  HUGO GETS CARSICKHeather:  IN THE MIDDLEHeather:  ALL OVER JAMESHeather:  LILY IS CARSICK TOO, BUT SHES BY THE WINDOWKyra:  JAMES STARTS SWEARING AT HIMKyra:  A LOTHeather:  THE SEATING ORDER IS AL, ROSIE, HUGO, JAMES, LILY.Heather:  THE ADULTS YELLHeather:  RON AND HERMIONE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR, HARRY AND GINNY AT THE FRONT, KIDS IN THE BACK.

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Kyra:  THEN JAMES REACHES OVER HUGO AND GRABS ROSIE'S BOOKKyra:  HE THROWS IT IN THE SICKHeather:  OMGHeather:  IT IS HER BROTHER AFTER ALLHeather:  IT’S HER FAULTKyra:  ROSIE YELLS AT HIMKyra:  THAT WAS HER FAVORITEHeather:  RON YELLS AT HERMIONE FOR PACKING THE SNACKSHeather:  THAT MADE LILY AND HUGO SICKKyra:  IT WAS EVERY FLAVOR BEANSHeather:  HARRY YELLS AT EVERYONE TO SHUT UPKyra:  THAT TASTED LIKE BOOGERSHeather:  HE CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON THE ROADHeather:  EW, BOOGERSKyra:  THEY ALMOST HIT A TREEKyra:  BUT HARRY SWERVEDHeather:  JUST IN TIMEKyra:  AND YELLED AT THEM MOARHeather:  IT MAKES EVERYONE QUITEHeather:  QUIETHeather:  LILY IS STILL CRYINGKyra:  THEY GET THEREKyra:  AND FIND OUT NOBODY PACKED THE TENTSHeather:  JAMES IS ACTUALLY IMPRESSED THAT SHE CAN THROW UP AND CRY AT THE SAME TIME

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Heather:  YES THE TENTS WERE FORGOTTONKyra:  SO THEY BUY MOARKyra:  IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVEHeather:  YES YES, FROM WHERE?Kyra:  A MUGGLE STOREHeather:  OMG, LOL!Heather:  THEY COULDN'T FIND MUGGLE MONEYHeather:  RON PAID IN GALLEONSKyra:  RON JUST THROWS GALLEONS ON THE COUNTER AND WALKS OUTHeather:  THEY ALL HURRY OUTKyra:  WITH THE TENTSHeather:  QUICKLYHeather:  JAMES KICKS AL IN THE SHINSHeather:  HARRY DROPS THE TENTKyra:  GINNY PUNISHES JAMESHeather:  LILY IS STILL CRYINGKyra:  BY MAKING HIM SET UP ALL THE TENTSKyra:  BY HIMSELFHeather:  ALL OF THEMHeather:  HOW MANY ARE THERE?Kyra:  ONE FOR AL AND LILY, ONE FOR HUGO AND ROSIE, ONE FOR HARRY AND GINNY, AND ONE FOR HERMIONE AND RONKyra:  THEY FORGOT ONE FOR JAMESKyra:  HE'S MAD

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Heather:  HAHA, YESHeather:  HE HAS TO SHAREHeather:  WITH LILY AND ALKyra:  HE TRIES TO KICK THEM OUTHeather:  BUT THEY OVER POWER HIMKyra:  AND THROW HIM IN MUDHeather:  GINNY YELLS AT HIMHeather:  SHE MAKES HIM TAKE A BATHHeather:  IN THE PONDKyra:  HE DOESN'T WANT TOKyra:  PEOPLE WILL SEE HIMHeather:  NOT INFRONT OF THE CUTE GILRHeather:  STANDING BY THE PONDKyra:  NEVARHeather:  SHE HAS TO UNDRESS HIM HERSELFKyra:  THE CUTE GIRL LAUGHSHeather:  AND TAKES A PICTUREHeather:  ON HER CELLPHONEKyra:  JAMES IS MORTIFIEDHeather:  SENDS IT TO ALL HER FRIENDSHeather:  JAMES IS IN THE WATERKyra:  YESHeather:  TRYING TO COVER HIMSELFHeather:  GINNY IS GETTING THE SHAMPOO

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Heather:  BUT HUGO DRANK IT!Kyra:  HUGO GETS SICK AGAINHeather:  SPEWING OUT BUBBLESHeather:  AT LEAST HE SMELLS GOODKyra:  IT SMELLS LIKE STRAWBERRIESHeather:  YUMMEHKyra:  CAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF SHAMPOO THEY BOUGHTHeather:  HERMIONE GIVES GINNY HER SHAMPOOHeather:  IT SMELLS LIKE APPLESKyra:  JAMES HATES APPLESKyra:  HE WON'T USE ITHeather:  NO NOT AT ALLKyra:  GINNY MAKES HIMHeather:  GINNY TELLS HIM ITS THAT OR LAVENDERKyra:  SHE THREATENS HIM WITH NO TV FOREVERHeather:  HE TAKES THE LAVENDERHeather:  BECAUSE LILY WANTED THE APPLESKyra:  YESHeather:  GINNY HAS TO WASH HIS HAIRHeather:  HERSELFKyra:  HE WON'T USE SOMETHING HIS SISTER ISHeather:  SHE SITS ON THE EDGE TO DO ITHeather:  WITH HER SHOES OFFHeather:  PANTS ROLLED UP

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Kyra:  AND ACCIDENTALLY KICKS HIMHeather:  THE BABY DOES TOOKyra:  IN HIS PRIVATE PLACEHeather:  YESHeather:  AL LAUGHSHeather:  JAMES FINALLY FEELS HIS PAINKyra:  LILY CRIESHeather:  YES, SHE DOESKyra:  THEN JAMES FORGETS ABOUT ITHeather:  WHY/Kyra:  HE'S A JERKASSHeather:  OH OKAYHeather:  AND THERE'S ANOTHER GIRL CHECKING HIM OUTHeather:  HER NAME IS JUNEKyra:  YEsKyra:  SHE WALKS OVERHeather:  AND....Kyra:  PATS HIS HEADHeather:  OMG HAHAKyra:  HE SEZ WHO ARE YOUHeather:  GINNY TELLS HER TO GET LOSTKyra:  SHE REFUSESHeather:  HARRY DRAGS HER AWAYHeather:  THROUGH THE MUD

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Kyra:  SHE SCREAMSHeather:  IT IS A HORRIBLE SCREAMKyra:  POOR JUNEHeather:  HARRY RETUNRS COVERED IN MUDHeather:  JUNE IS NOWHERE TO BE SEENKyra:  SHE CLAWED HIM BEFORE SHE RAN AWAYKyra:  LOTSHeather:  AND KICKED HIMKyra:  IT HURTHeather:  A LOTHeather:  JAMES WON'T COME OUT OF THE WATERKyra:  THERE ARE PEOPLEHeather:  MUCH LIKE AL AND LILY IN THE BATHKyra:  HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET OUT IF PEOPLE WILL SEE HIMKyra:  AND YESHeather:  NO NOT AT ALLKyra:  IT ISHeather:  HE SCREAMSKyra:  GINNY DRAGS HIM OUTHeather:  PEOPLE POINT AND LAUGHHeather:  SOMEONE TAKES HIS PICTUREHeather:  GINNY IS DRAGGING HIM BY HIS FOOTHeather:  HE'S CLAWING THE GROUNDKyra:  GINNY THREATENS TO KUNG-FU THEM

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Heather:  HE STOPSKyra:  RIGHT AWAYHeather:  HARRY IS TRYING TO LIGHT A FIREKyra:  IT'S NOT WORKINGHeather:  LILY IS EATING CHEEZ BISCUITSKyra:  HE FORGOT THERE'S A SPELL FOR THATKyra:  RIGHTHeather:  HERMIONE DOES IT FOR HIMKyra:  SHE GLOATSHeather:  RON LAUGHSKyra:  OH IS HERMIONE PREGNANT TOO OR JUST GINNY?Heather:  BOTH ARE PREGNANTKyra:  OKATKyra:  OKAYHeather:  THEN WE CAN MAKE THEM CRANKYHeather:  ITS MORE FUN THAT WAYKyra:  VERY CRANKYKyra:  GINNY'S BABY IS ALMOST DUEHeather:  YES YESKyra:  LIKE THREE WEEKSHeather:  OMGHeather:  SO THEY ARE EATING THEIR BURNT HODOGSKyra:  JAMES THROWS ONE AT ALKyra:  IT HITS HIS EAR

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Kyra:  AL CRIESHeather:  IM GONNA CUT OUT THE NAMES AND STUFF SO THAT PEOPLE WON'T KNOW UNTIL THE BAYBEEZ COMEKyra:  KAYHeather:  THE HOTDOG GETS STUCK IN AL'S EARKyra:  GINNY PULLS IT OUTKyra:  SHE MAKES JAMES SIT IN THE TENTHeather:  HUGO EATS ITKyra:  YESHeather:  JAMES IS THRASHING AROUNDHeather:  THE TENT COLLAPSESKyra:  SHE ALMOST SAYS HE CAN'T GO WATCH THE CUPHeather:  SCREAMS ARE HEARDKyra:  BUT HARRY SAYS HE CANHeather:  HARRY INSISTSKyra:  IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF HIS LIFE, HARRY SAYSHeather:  JAMES HAS TO PUT UP THE TENT AGAINHeather:  LILY STOPS CRYINGHeather:  THERE ARE DUCKIES BY THE PONDKyra:  SHE GOES TO FEED THE DUCKIESHeather:  HOT DOG BUNSHeather:  ONE OF THEM BITES HERKyra:  SHE RUNS AWAY FROM THE DUCKSHeather:  CRYING

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Heather:  HER FINGER IS BLOODYHeather:  SHE GOT A SMALL CUTHeather:  LIKE, 2 MILLIMETRESKyra:  AND HARRY WANTS TO GO AVADA KEDAVRA ON THE DUCKSKyra:  GINNY DOESN'T LET HIMHeather:  LOLHeather:  DUCKICIDEKyra:  YESHeather:  LILY CRYSHeather:  SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HURT THE DUCKIESKyra:  THEY BIT HIS DAUGHTERKyra:  IS HIS JUSTIFICATIONHeather:  THEY CAN'T GET AWAY AWAY WITH THATKyra:  NEVARHeather:  HUGO SCREAMS WITH PAINHeather:  HE WAS EATING COALSHeather:  FROM THE FIREKyra:  THEY BURNKyra:  A LOTHeather:  HE RUNS TO THE PONDHeather:  AND DRINKS THE WATERHeather:  IT TASTES LIKE SHAMPOOKyra:  DUDE STOP DOING THAT SERIOUSLYKyra:  BECAUSE OF JAMES

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Heather:  DOING WHAT?Heather:  AND YES BECAUSE OF JAMESKyra:  NVMKyra:  NOT YOUHeather:  OH HUGOHeather:  HE EATS DUMB STUFFHeather:  A LOT.Kyra:  AND HERMIONE GIVES HIM NOT POISON DUCK WATERHeather:  YES YESHeather:  ROSIE WANTS TO READ HER BOOKHeather:  EVERYONE IS MAKING IT HARD!Heather:  CAN'T YOU GUYS SHUT UP FOR ONCE?Kyra:  NOHeather:  HUGO STOP EATING DUMB STUFFKyra:  JAMES SAYSKyra:  AND JUNE'S BACKHeather:  JAMES GROW UPHeather:  YAY!Kyra:  AL GOES AWAYHeather:  WE MUST CONTINUE THOUGHKyra:  HE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THEMHeather:  NOT ANYMOREHeather:  HE GOES IN THE TENTHeather:  AND WRITES POETRY

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Kyra:  IT SUCKSKyra:  BUT EVERYONE SAYS IT'S GOODHeather:  ITS ALL ANGSTYKyra:  YESHeather:  HE PLAYS HIS MUSICHeather:  FROM HIS IPODKyra:  LIKE REALLY ANGSTYKyra:  YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWHeather:  ITS ALL ANGSTY MUSICKyra:  AND EVERYONE FORGETS ABOUT AL'S BIRTHDAYHeather:  YESKyra:  HE CRIESHeather:  IN THE TENTKyra:  AND MAKES MORE ANGSTY POETRYHeather:  WHILE THEY ARE AT THE GAMEHeather:  LILY THROWS UPKyra:  AND NOBODY REALIZES THEY LEFT AL BEHINDKyra:  YEsHeather:  JAMES IS MADHeather:  LILY RUINED THE GAMEKyra:  SHE BARFED ON HIMKyra:  BECAUSE EVERYONE BARFS ON HIMHeather:  YESHeather:  HUGO BARFS ON HIM TOO

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Kyra:  LOTSHeather:  JAMES IS PISSEDHeather:  HE SWEARSKyra:  THE ELDER SWEARHeather:  GINNY CAN'T REACH HIMHeather:  SO SHE CAN'T SPANK HIMKyra:  SO HARRY GRABS HIMKyra:  AND GOES HOME EARLYHeather:  HARRY IS MADKyra:  EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T WANT TOKyra:  GINNY MADE HIM BECAUSE SHE REALZED THEY LEFT ALHeather:  YESHeather:  HARRY FINDS ALHeather:  BRINGS HIM BACK TO THE GAMEKyra:  YESKyra:  HIS TEAM WINSKyra:  THE IRISHHeather:  AL IS HAPPYHeather:  HARRY GOT HIM A NEW BROOMSTICKKyra:  YAYZKyra:  GINNY MAKES AL A CAKE WHEN THEY'RE ALL BACK AT THE TENTHeather:  JAMES IS COVERED IN SICKHeather:  HE HAS TO TAKE ANOTHER BATHKyra:  YES

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Kyra:  LOTS OF BATHSKyra:  IT STARTED TO DRY ON HIMKyra:  EW

AND THAT’S IT FOR “THE QUIDDITCH WOLRD CUP: JUST ADD POTTER!”

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