Previously, Bon became a child and Eleni and Isla became teens. My beloved founder Edmund died Q _ Q and I am now quite sad to have to do a chapter without him.

I give you extra love if you know where that title comes from. <3

Isla: “Oh god, it’s been an hour and I haven’t gone to check on the oven for the fourth time. It was off the other times, but who knows what could have happened since.”

Isla: “Okay it’s good. Safe. We are all calm.”

And then Eleni did something strange. She made waffles...and then took them to work. They just hovered there outside the office doors. I had forgotten about them until I saw this picture so I don’t know if they are still there or Isla finally ate them.

Isla and Bon sit down to a thrilling game of insult chess. You don’t really need to know how to play chess, it’s mainly about the insults.

Bon: “You’re so dumb, all those medical journals in your room are really picture books of teaching kids body parts.”

Isla: “Oh I can read all right, I can read the future. I read that you will never get a girlfriend as no ladies like a smelly man who is afraid to take a shower. Hah, my move.”

Bon: “The only reason I’m afraid of water is that I fear a whale like you might jump in a crush me! Yes, my move. Check mate!”

Bon: “Whoo! I am the champion at insult-chess.”

Isla: “A fat joke. That was a predictable chess insult move. Why didn’t I see it coming?”

It was time for Bon to become a teenager and so yet another birthday party went underway.

Eleni used it to hook up with this good looking guy called Seneca Lang.

They talked all day about how nice it is to hold hands. Young sappy love.

..and Jude used the party to aid his fundraising campaign.

Jude: “Hey beautiful. How about you help out a very good looking bloke and contribute to his campaign fund.”Eve: “This house is way to nice for a desk clerk. Are you sure the funds aren’t going towards your pocket?”Jude: “Of course they are! How else do you think I’m able to afford to get away with all my vulgar remarks sweet-cheeks. I bribe everyone!...I’ll give you $100 not to repeat what I just said.”

The Pause family’s first fire. At a birthday party with heaps of guests to freak out with!

Bon: “Oh no, a fire! That means they will try to put it out...with water! We’re all going to drown!”

Jude: “Noooo! Not my beautiful house with my ill-gotten items!”

Why hello potential suitor who saved everyone from the fire. I can’t remember your name. I think I’ll hook you up with Isla. I call him Fireman YellowPants for now.

Isla: “That was close. Eleni, I’m so glad your hair still looks great.”Eleni: “Phew, and I’m glad your dress still look fantastic.Isla: “Oh you like it, I got it from this blah blah blah incomprehensible blabber.”

Fireman: “HEY! I saved the day! I don’t hear anyone asking if I’m okay! That’s it, I’m outta here. Put out your own damned fires from now on.”

How did you just get your LTW of 20 friends? You only had 11 when this party began.

Jude: “Hey, fires are great conversation starters don’t you know.”

After the fire had subsided, creepy neighbour Vasyl (ick) who invited himself over, whipped out his guitar and dedicated a song to the happenings of the day.

Vasyl: *sings*“When I woke up today I had some toast,At that point I never believed a fire would threaten this day.Fire, lalala, fire, fire”

Vasyl: *sings*“Oh we survived the fire, the fire was put out...lalala fire.”

Bon: “Now that I think about it, drowning doesn’t seem so bad.

Bon: “Hmm a wish. I guess I would wish for the freak with the snake-skin guitar to have his vocal chords ripped out. “

Shortly after the fire the game saved and after Bon grew up it crashed. Loading it back up Bon now has the Brave trait, which is convenient for putting out fires, hey Bon.

I had an interesting notice pop up that Jude’s ugly brother Kingfisher had found a romantic interest, with....you guessed it.

*cough* bitch from hell *cough* (she has more romantic interests than the designated town bike)

Story-teller, why do you hate this legacy?

I intervened and steered him out of there.

Should I be worried? Shanna and her entire family sitting at a table discussing handcuffs, arresting, bribing and framing? Yes I think I should be.

On a slightly more Edmund type note, his twin girls with Shanna had become toddlers. They look exactly the same except Dalma has Edmund’s eyes and hair and Carrie has Shanna’s eyes and hair. So I like Dalma better for only that reason.

Now that Bon is a teen, I have to be on the lookout for potential legacy ladies. I’m not really sure about her though.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a mechanic. But wouldn’t a business work better when the phone number isn’t back to font?

Disappointed with the mechanic Bon heads out on the town. He stops briefly to laugh at Zared’s ex, then keeps going.

He ran into Danita, a pretty thing with unfortunately no hair.

Danita: “I like to shine my dome. People say it’s like looking into a disco ball.”

I took a look at her family. Her mother and her 2 sisters are also bald, but not her father...

I think she must be the prettiest townie I’ve seen in this game yet. She’s a keeper for sure.

Isla: “Oh why did I take the red pill, I could of had it all.”

Eleni: “I could have had special superhero powers. Why did I drink the red chemical?”

Another fire! Bon, it’s all up to you.

Bon: “Yeah, I’m pumped! This fire has no chance!”

Bon: “Today isn’t your day Mr. Fire. Meet the extinguisher of doom and cower in fear. Don’t make me wrestle you. Coz I will!”

Bon is their hero.

Jude: “Wow there was actually a fire, and you didn’t go super insane and start freaking out about fire demons and ghosts souls and such.”Myra: “Was there a fire?”Jude: “Yes, you aren’t going to freak out and swear revenge?”Myra: “Oh yes. I guess I am. Damn that fire demon.”

Purple eyes! Hopefully she’s not too old.

Firelady: “Fireman YellowPants was right! This family shows no respect! They call me out and waste my time with a fire that already put out, and they still won’t move that rug away from the fireplace!”

Bon: “Hey firelady, I may have put out the fire, but I need you to put out the flame that’s burning in my heart.”

Oh Bon, look at that face. No one could resist you.

Look! Roy and Mathilda (from Obsoletedingbat’s legacy) finally had a child which EA called Mikel. He’s alright. He needs to prove his Roy-ish good looks at teen age, but check out those adorable shoes.

This shot is basically just an excuse to have Roy in the chapter. YAY!

Mathilda is pregnant again for the second time. More hopefully good looking babies to come.

Okay seriously, three fires in three days!!! Somebody should put out that fireplace. Or at least move the rug.

Jude: “Come on Bon! Your mother will be going insane any minute.”

Bon: “Mum’s filled the extinguisher with Demon-Be-Gone scrolls again!”

The third fire was too much for this rug. Insurance paid out $42. Yeah, thanks.

Myra: “That was a rare Alterian Rug woven from the fur of the Capi-capi, a rabbit-type creature that has been extinct for 250 years. The insurance people are going to hear about this.”

The rug was worth a lot more than $42 I agree. But when you call them you might want leave out the part about the Capi-capi.

Isla: “Morning Eleni.”Eleni: “Morning Isla. Is this firelady still here?”Firelady: “I’m waiting! Thank me for coming to save you!”Eleni: “You didn’t do anything.”

Bon is putting the sweet moves on more than just the firelady. Brianne Sweet is head over heels and all her wants revolve around Bon.

Which he takes full advantage of.

Wait a minute Brianne, you are flirty and a schmoozer. Was it Bon who played you or you who played him?

Brianne: “I don’t know what your talking about.”

After Brianne leaves Bon invites over Danita for some flirting...

And moves on to Shari Alvi. (VJ Alvi’s daughter/granddaughter)

He has to juggle them so they don’t find out about each other but I don’t think Bon’s complaining.

Jude: “Damn my son is a player. I’m so proud of him!”

Bon wasn't the only one getting action with Eleni right next to him working up Seneca.

Neurotic Isla continues her rampage.

Isla: “The shower’s broke! I knew I should have checked it that 6TH time. Why do I always say 5 is enough?!”

Okay, this is ridiculous. Who bought a new rug and placed it in the same spot?

They aren’t even panicking anymore. They just get annoyed.

Eleni: “Another fire!? I’m trying to garden in my underpants here.”

Bon saved the day again before Fireman YellowPants arrived and strangely enough he didn’t do the whole yelling at oblivion deal. Just gave me this cheesy smile :D I like him again. Isla’s going in.

I still can’t remember his name but I know it’s starts with M. I’m going to call him Maloney for now. I think it suits him. :)

Isla: “Hey fireplace, are you out now? Stop burning down the house okay. I have enough things I need to check on 7 times a day.”

Okay weird insert glitch here. I had a note saying Bella Bachelor turned into an elder so I went and checked on her.

Her brother Roosevelt was still a baby (which I thought was strange) and as soon as I clicked on him he grew up. Ages later got another note saying Bella had died, went into her household again. He was still a toddler!

Clicked on him, and viola; one pudgy kid. So maybe if I never go to Roosevelt’s household again he’ll be a child forever???????Roosevelt is the only sim that this has happened to. Has it happened in anyone else’s game?

Edmund came back to see his family. He sat on the couch all night watched TV. Aside from Jude initial expression here, no one seemed to care too much.

Jude: “Did Shanna really kill you?”Edmund: “She broke my heart so I guess so.”Jude: “I know I said that there are other fish in the sea when mum carked it, but I didn’t mean to go for the poisonous ones!”Edmund: “Stop being mean to your poor dead father.”

Jude: “Who can I be mean to then? Oh hi Bon. Bon the little baby who doesn’t like to get his toes wet. Who won’t even play the water levels in Mario Brothers.”

Bon: “You’re mocking is very traumatic you know.”

Edmund: “Hey you just reminded me of something I never got to do alive. Swimming in my own pool with my family. Let’s go swimming.”Jude: “Yeah, lets go swimming.”Bon: “Lets NOT go swimming.”

Jude: “So...being dead. How’s that working out for you?”

The final birthday for the twins. Isla hit on Maloney Yellowpants while Jude pretended not to listen while having his ear cocked towards the conversation.

Seneca must be whipped. He joined Eleni in the garden and patiently did his homework while she watered some apple seeds.

What the? How did Kingfisher and Zared get so buff? Look at those arms! Are they compensating for their total lack of good facial features?

Eleni goes first into adulthood.

Eleni turned out so beautiful, she was a bit of a ugly duckling there for a while. A grumpy, frugal kleptomaniac huh. I like it.

Next it was Isla’s turn.

Isla: “I may be not as hot as my sister but I still look better than you. You can’t even stop eating for a minute to celebrate my birthday.”

Isla! Where did those things come from? I can’t think of anything else to say but...look at those bazongas!

I had to tone those things down a bit. I couldn’t stand looking at them.

Isla: “Damn that Eleni, turning out physically better than me.”

Don’t worry. Her mosquito bites have nothing on you.

And a cute shot of Bon to finish off the chapter :D.

So it’s heir choosing time. Vote for your favourite Pause. It is so hard to choose for me. I love them all. You must choose for me.