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TEH HOLLINTERS GO CAMPING.
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THE HOLLINTERS GO CAMPINGTHE HOLLINTERS GO CAMPING
Heather: I WAS REALLY TIRED THIS MORNINGHeather: MAH BRAIN DOES ODD THINGS WHEN I'M TIREDHeather: AND I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE GEN A. KIDS ON A CARTRIPHeather: AND THE CHAOS IT WOULD EVENTUALLY ENSUE INJune: LOLHeather: ARTEMIS WOULD DRIVEHeather: ANDY WOULD STEAL THE PASSENGER SEATHeather: LEAVING ALAN AND ARISTA CRAMMED INTO TEH BACKJune: "SHOTGUN!"Heather: YES!Heather: THERE WOULD BE A RACE OR SHITHeather: ARTEMIS HIDING IN TEH FRONT SEATHeather: AVOIDING TEH VIOLENCEJune: THE ORIGIN OF SHOTGUN: "*GUY W/ SHOTGUN* THE FRONT SEAT IS MINE, BITCH!"Heather: YESH, LOLHeather: WAT WOULD ANDY USE AS A WEAPON?Heather: TO ENSURE THE FRONT SEAT WAS HERS?June: HMMHeather: NOT ANYTHING *TOO* DANGEROUSJune: YESHHeather: THEY HAD TO MEET AT ART’S HOUSEHeather: SHE MADE THE CHILDRUN STAY INSIDE
June: SHE'D JUMP HER COMPETITORSHeather: SO THEY WOULDN'T LEARN ANY NEW WORDS FROM ANDYHeather: YESHHeather: LOLHeather: THE KIDS WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYEHeather: ORLANDO IS SCARED THAT THEY'LL GET HURTJune: LMAOHeather: EVENTUALLY ANDY IS IN TEH PASSENGER SEATHeather: ARTEMIS STILL COWERING BEHIND THE WHEELJune: POOR ARTHeather: SHE WAVES GOODBYEHeather: AND THEY TAKE OFFHeather: ANDY WILL NOT DECIDE ON A RADIO STATIONHeather: IT IS PISSING ARISTA OFFHeather: SHE HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF NICE POINTS, EXCLUDING ANDYHeather: (7 IF UR WONDERING)June: LOLHeather: ANDY SOMEHOW GOT ONEHeather: I WAS LIKE "WUT?"June: "CHOOSE A DAMN STATION ALREADY!!!" ARISTA SAYSHeather: ANDY FINALLY SETTLES ON ONEHeather: DEAD! COMES ONHeather: ANDY SINGS ALONG
June: YAYHeather: ARTEMIS WANTS TO CHANGE TEH STATIONHeather: ANDY WON'T LET HERHeather: ALAN IS TRYING TO SLEEPJune: LOL ALANHeather: IT IS NOT WORKINGHeather: ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITEHeather: ONLY THE RIDE IS BUMPYJune: SHE IS GETTING FRUSTRATEDHeather: YESHHeather: SHE YELLS AT ARTHeather: ART LOSES ITJune: OH MANHeather: "EVERYONE STFU!"Heather: EVERYONE IS STUNNED INTO TEMPORARY SILENCEHeather: ANDY WAS NOT AWARE THAT ARTEMIS SWOREJune: OOHHeather: LOLHeather: ANDY CHANGES THE RADIO STATION AGAINHeather: DEAD! IS OVER AND SOME SHITTY SONG CAME ONJune: NUUUUJune: OH DEAD!, WE HARDLY KNEW YE.Heather: LOLHeather: THEY ARE ON A SEMI-BUSY ROAD
Heather: ANDY IS TRYING TO CHECK OUT GUYSHeather: ART IS EMBARRASSED June: LOLHeather: "ANDY. TURN. AROUND." SHE HISSESJune: THAT'S SO AWKWARD.June: SRSLYHeather: ARISTA IS MILDLY AMUSEDHeather: "WHAT DO YOU DO? SEDUCE EVERY GUY THAT WALKS PAST YOUR HOUSE?"Heather: "NO." ANDY SEZJune: LOLHeather: "I HAS STANDARDS YOU KNOW."June: xDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather: MAKE NOTE OF THAT PEOPLEZHeather: ANDY HAS STANDARDZJune: O RLY, I NEVAR WOULD HAVE GUESSEDHeather: YA RLYHeather: ANDY SUDDENLY SEES PYXISJune: OSHITHeather: SO SHE MAKES A RUDE HAND GESTURE AT HIMHeather: ART IS HORRIFIEDHeather: IF SHE DID NOT HAVE HER HANDS FULL WITH DRIVING SHE WOULD HAVE STRANGLED ANDYHeather: BECAUSE ART DOESN'T REALLY KNOW PYXIS
Heather: ANDY DOESN'T MENTION HIM TO ARTJune: BISBY'S EXPRESSIVE SINGLE DIGIT!Heather: YESJune: LOL OOTSHeather: HAHA, YES YESHeather: ANDY WANTS TO KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOINGJune: "ARE WE THERE YET?"Heather: IDK THOHeather: WHERE WOULD THEY GO?June: "WE GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE!!"June: HMM I DUNNOHeather: CAMPING?June: LOL YESHeather: I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD GOJune: BADLY?Heather: ANDY IS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD AND A TEENAGER AT THE SAME TIME ON A CAR TRIPHeather: FIRST SHE ASKS ANNOYING QUESTIONSJune: xDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather: THEN SHE ACTS LIKE A TEENAGERHeather: PLAYING WITH THE RADIOHeather: SINING ALONGHeather: SWEARING WHEN SHE'S BOREDHeather: SHE IS PLAYING A MINI-GAME
June: LOL ANDYHeather: SEEING WHICH WORD WILL BOTHER ART THE MOSTHeather: ALAN HAS PUT HIS EAR BUDS TO GOOD USEJune: LOLHeather: HE AND ART HAS TEN NICE POINTSHeather: SO I DUN THINK THEY WOULD LIKE SWEARING VERY MUCHHeather: HMMHeather: WAT IS ARISTA DOING DURING ALL THIS?June: TRYING TO WRITE?Heather: YESHHeather: ANDY IS ANNOYING HERHeather: SHE HAS THREATENED TO STRANGLE HER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS Heather: ANDY JUST MADE MOAR HAND GESTURES June: LOLHeather: AND TURNED THE RADIO UPJune: EXPRESSIVE DIGITS FTFWHeather: YESHeather: ART IS ANNOYEDHeather: THE RADIO IS MUCH TOO LOUDHeather: "TURN IT DOWN ANDY"Heather: "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE"Heather: ANDY SIGHS AND TURNS IT DOWNHeather: SHE AND ART ARE BEST FRIENDS AFTER ALL
June: AWW YESHHeather: (IS TRUE, SOMETHING/70 IN TEH GAME)Heather: WOO THEY ARRIVEDJune: FINALLYZHeather: MADNESS ENSUESJune: OH MANHeather: EVERYONE TRYING TO GET OUT AT ONCEJune: THEY ARE CRAMPEDHeather: ART JUST STAYS WHERE SHE ISJune: ALAN FALLS ON ARISTAHeather: UNTIL EVERYONE IS OUT OF HER WAYHeather: OMGZ LOLJune: TRYING TO GET OUTJune: HE REALLY HAS TO PEEHeather: YESHHeather: DON'T THEY ALL? LOLJune: HAHA YESHHeather: TIRED, CRAMPED, HASING TO USE TEH BATHROOMZHeather: NO ONE IS IN A REALLY GOOD MOODHeather: ANDY IS THOUGHHeather: SHE WAS NOT CRAMPED IN TEH FRONT SEATHeather: AND SHE WAS THE ONE ANNOYING EVERYONEJune: LOLJune: <3 ANDY
Heather: YESHHeather: SHE'S SINGING. AGAIN.June: HAHAHeather: ART WANTS AN ADVILHeather: NO ONE PACKED ANYJune: OH NOESHeather: POOR ARTHeather: ALAN GRABBED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS HIS SUITCASEJune: SHE ARE THE ONLY SANE (WO)MANHeather: TURNS OUT HE AND ARISTA HAS SIMILAR SUITCASEHeather: YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT HE FOUND WHEN HE OPENED IT UPJune: OH NOHeather: AND YES, TRUFAXJune: LADY STUFFSHeather: YESHJune: Y/NJune: xDHeather: ANDY LAUGHED AT HIMHeather: "LOL ALAN UR SUCH A WUSSY"June: LOL YESH, HE'S A PANSYHeather: PANSY!ALAN FTFWJune: xDHeather: WE HAS TO POST THIS ON LJJune: WE NEED TO UPDATE THE POTTERZ
Heather: YESHHeather: I WILL PROBABLY DO THAT THIS WEEKENDHeather: I HAS NO HOMEWORKSJune: WE HAZ ENOUGH FOR VEGAS NAOHeather: BUT BACK TO TEH HOLLINTERZHeather: THEY ARE FUN TO RP/FANFIC ABOUTJune: YESH, THEY RULEHeather: ESP. WHEN ANDY IS INVOLVEDHeather: SHE JUST MAKES THINGS AWESOMEHeather: SO SHE TELLS ALAN HE IS A PANSYJune: AND NOT THE COOL KIND EITHERHeather: ARISTA TAKES HER SUITCASE AWAY FROM HIMHeather: STUFFZ IT BACK IN TEH TRUNKHeather: NAO THEY FIGHT OVER TEH BATHROOMHeather: THEY HAS A RACEJune: LOLHeather: ONLY ART IS ALREADY IN ITJune: LOL SNEAKY!ARTHeather: LOL SHE SNUCK AWAY WHEN THE SUITCASE INCIDENT TOOK PLACEHeather: AVOIDING TEH FIGHT AND GETTING TEH BATHROOM FIRST = DOUBLE WINJune: YESHJune: FTW
Heather: TEH REST OF TEH HOLLINTERS ARE ANNOYEDHeather: "WHY DOES ART GET EVERYTHING FIRST?"Heather: BECAUSE SHE ARE TEH HEIR OF COURSEJune: "CAUSE I RULE!" SHE YELLS AT THEM THRU THE DOORHeather: YESHHeather: ALAN HAS GONE OFFHeather: IN TEH WOODS SOMEWHARHeather: "SCREW THIS."June: LMAO ILY ALANHeather: HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE WAITINGHeather: ARISTA AND ANDY ARE GLARING AT EACH OTHERZHeather: NONE OF THEM WANTS TO GO IN TEH WOODSHeather: ESP. IF ALAN'S IN THERE SOMEWHARJune: YESHHeather: ARTEMIS COMES OUT, AND BOTH ARISTA AND ANDY TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DOOR AT ONCEHeather: ART IS NEARLY TRAMPLEDHeather: POOR ART :(June: ARISTA AND ANDY GET STUCK IN THE DOORHeather: YESHHeather: LOLJune: SHOVING EACH OTHERHeather: ART DECIDES TO JUST GO AND SET UP THE TENTSHeather: YESH
June: ART ARE RESPONSIBLEHeather: OF COURSEHeather: ANDY MANAGES TO GET THE BATHROOMHeather: SHE KICKS ASS OF COURSEJune: YESHHeather: ARISTA IS PISSED OFFHeather: ANDY GETS EVERYTHING SHE WANTS USING VIOLENCEHeather: SHOTGUNHeather: BATHROOMHeather: ETC.June: LMAOHeather: ALAN HAS RETURNEDHeather: HE MUST UNTANGLE ART FROM THE TENTJune: THAT'S ANDYHeather: "HALP!"June: AWW POOR ARTJune: LOLHeather: "I ARE STUCK IN THE TENT!"Heather: ALAN IS NOT SUCCESSFULHeather: HE IS NOW STUCK TOOHeather: ANDY HAS COME OUT OF THE BATHROOMHeather: ARISTA BARELY GAVE HER TIME TO GET OUTJune: LOLHeather: ANDY TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TENT/ALAN/ART
June: ARISTA ARE FED UPHeather: AND FALLS ON THE GROUND LAUGHINGJune: LOL ANDYHeather: SHE DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO HELP THEMHeather: SHE CAN'T STOP LAUGHINGJune: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDHeather: "ANDY YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US OUT!"Heather: SHE EVENTUALLY HELPS THEM OUTHeather: AFTER WATCHING THEM STRUGGLE FOR A WHILEJune: LOLHeather: THE HOLLINTERS DO EVENTUALLY GET ALL THE TENTS UPHeather: THERE IS ONE FOR ALANHeather: ONE FOR ART/ANDY TO SHAREHeather: AND WHAR WILL ARISTA SLEEP?Heather: HMMMMZJune: IN A HAMMOCK?Heather: LOLJune: IZ TEH WEATHER NICE?Heather: THAT WOULD BE PURE WINHeather: I GUESS SOJune: OKAYZ THENHeather: ARISTA WOULD FALL OUT OF IT AT SOME POINTHeather: EVERYONE WOULD BE SLEEPINGJune: OH, POOR ARISTA
Heather: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"Heather: A LOUD THUDHeather: "YOU WANTS TO GO INVESTIGATE ART?"Heather: "NO. I ARE TIRED."June: "OKAYZ."Heather: THEY ALL GO BACKS TO SLEEP, LOLSHeather: HMMMMHeather: THEY WILL HAS TO SET UP A CAMPFIREJune: ARISTA IS PISSEDHeather: AND MAKE DINNURHeather: ARISTA IS BASICALLY PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE TRIPJune: LOL POOR DEARHeather: ANDY TRIES TO LIGHT A FIREJune: OH MANHeather: THINGS DO NOT END WELLHeather: ART TAKES IT AWAY FROM HERHeather: SHE DOES NOT TRUST ANDYHeather: "GIMME THAT MATCH"June: LOLHeather: BUT EVERYONE HAS TEMPORARILY FORGOTTENHeather: THAT ART + FIRE = NO GOODJune: OH MANHeather: ART SETS UH, OMETHING ON FIREJune: THE GRASS
Heather: YESJune: SHE SETS THE GRASS ON FIREHeather: CAMPFIRE INFERNOJune: SHE DROPS TEH MATCHHeather: AND THE GRASS IS ABLAZEHeather: "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!"Heather: ANDY YELLSHeather: EVERYONE FREAKS OUTJune: RUNNING AROUNDJune: SCREAMINGHeather: "WATER! WE NEEDZ WATER!"Heather: THEY ARE TOO BUSY PANICKINGHeather: LUCKILY.......Heather: A SHORT DISTANCE AWAYHeather: THREE TEENS ARE HIKING THROUGH THE WOODSHeather: (CAN YOU GUESS WHO THEY ARE?)June: OOHJune: I THINK I CANHeather: "ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING TEH RIGHT WAY HEATHER?" JUNE ASKSJune: DOES IT RHYME WITH FEATHER, LUNE, AND TYRA?Heather: "POSITIVE. I WAS A GIRL GUIDE."Heather: AND MAKE THAT FOUR TEENSHeather: HEATHER INSISTED THAT LENNON BE BROUGHT ALONG
June: OOHHeather: "UH, DOES ANYONE SEE FIRE?" LENNON ASKSHeather: THEY ALL LOOKHeather: "OMGWTF?"June: "HOLY CRAP, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE SET THE GRASS ON FIRE!"June: KYRA POINTS OUTHeather: "WHY ARE THEY GREEN?"Heather: LENNON WANTS TO KNOWHeather: "OMGZ GUISE,”Heather: "I SWEAR I KNOW THOSE PEOPLE!"Heather: HEATHER SEZJune: "THIS IS NO TIME FOR RACISM!" I SAY HEROICALLY TO LENNONHeather: LOLJune: "WE MUST SAVE THEM!"Heather: WE ALL RUN TOWARDS THE FLAMESHeather: (NOT TEH SMARTEST IDEA RLY)June: xDHeather: AND GASPHeather: "OMGZ...."Heather: "ARE...ARE THOSE TEH HOLLINTERS?"June: "LIKE IT MATTERS! GO GET WATER!" I SAYHeather: WE HELP THEM PUTS TEH FIRE OUTHeather: AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARHeather: SIMSELVES CAN BE SNEAKEH LIKE THAT
June: LOLLERSKATESJune: YESHHeather: TEH HOLLINTERS ARE SLIGHTLY CONFUSEDHeather: BUT MORE IMPORTANT ISSUE:Heather: THEY ARE HUNGRYJune: O RLYHeather: YA RLYHeather: ANDY NEEDZ FOODHeather: OR SHE MIGHT THROTTLE SOMEONEHeather: THEY VOTE THAT ALAN COOKS DINNURHeather: (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)June: YESHHeather: SO ALAN STARTS TO COOK UP SOME HOTDOGSHeather: ANDY CONTEMPLATES THEMHeather: "DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THEY LOOK LIKE DIC-"Heather: "DON'T!"Heather: ART SEZJune: *facepalm*Heather: SHE DOES NOT WANT ANDY TO FINISH TEH SENTENCEHeather: IT WILL RUIN HER APPETITEHeather: ARISTA SNORTSHeather: "YOU WOULD KNOW ANDY“June: OMG LOLHeather: "O RLY?"
Heather: "YA RLY"Heather: ANDY TELLS ARISTA TO SHUT UPJune: xDDDDDDDDDD ILY ARISTAJune: BUT ARISTA SPEAKS TEH TRUTH, Y/N?Heather: "YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN SO STFU."Heather: AND YJune: LOLHeather: IS TRUE THOHeather: SO THEY EAT THEIR DINNUR WHEN IT'S DONEHeather: ANDY IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT ON WHAT SHE THINKS THEY LOOK LIKEJune: LOLHeather: ARTEMIS DOES NOT EAT ANYHeather: THNX TO ANDYHeather: SHE JUST EATS MARSHMELLOWSJune: LOL POOR ARTJune: SCARRED4LYFEHeather: YHeather: ANDY ROLLS HER EYEZHeather: "YOU GUISE ARE ALL PANSIES."June: LOLSHeather: IT ARE GETTING DARKHeather: EVRYONE GOES OFF TO BEDHeather: ART/ANDY/ALAN TO THEIR TENTS
Heather: ARISTA TO HER HAMMOCKJune: LOL HAMMOCKHeather: YESHHeather: THEY ALL FALL ASLEEPHeather: THEY ARE QWITE TIREDHeather: HMMMHeather: WHO WOULD WAKE UP FIRST?June: DUNNOHeather: MEBBE ARTJune: YESHHeather: THEY ALL SLEEP INHeather: BUT ART STILL WAKES UP FIRSTHeather: SHE ARE CONFUSED AT FIRSTHeather: TEH KIDS HAS NOT WOKEN HER UPHeather: AND ORLANDO IS MISSING....TEHN SHE REMEMBERS WHERE SHE ISHeather: ANDY IS STILL SLEEPINGHeather: SNORINGJune: AWWEH ART!Heather: SHE UNZIPS TEH TENTHeather: AND PEERS OUTHeather: ARISTA IS ALSO ASLEEPHeather: AND SHE GUESSES ALAN IS STILL IN TEH BEDHeather: SO SHE STEALZ TEH BATHROOM AGAIN
June: LOLHeather: SHE ARE GOOD AT ITHeather: THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BATHROOMS IN TEH MAIN HOUSEHeather: SO SHE IS PRACTICED Heather: A LEAF FALLS ON ARISTAHeather: IT WAKES HER UPHeather: AND SHE FALLS OFF TEH HAMMOCKHeather: FACEPLANTS ONTO TEH GROUNDHeather: WHICH WAKES UP ANDY AND ALANHeather: WHO BOTH LOOK TO SEE WHAT TEH NOISE WASJune: OH NOESHeather: ANDY LAUGHSHeather: THEN REALIZES ART IS MISSINGJune: xDHeather: "OMGZ WHARZ ARTEMIS???"June: EVERYONE FLIPS OUTHeather: TRYING TO FIND HERHeather: ARTEMIS COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOMHeather: "WATCHA GUISE LOOKING FOR?"June: LMAOHeather: "WE'RE LOOKING FOR ART." ANDY SEZHeather: NOT REALISING THAT ART IS RIGHT THEREHeather: THEN SHE LOOKS UPHeather: "OMG WHAR WERE YOU?!"
Heather: "I FOUND HER GUISE!" SHE YELLS TO ALAN AND ARISTAJune: LOLHeather: ANDY GETS BOREDHeather: SHE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FUNHeather: WWAD?June: HMMJune: FIND A CUTE GUY, PERHAPSHeather: IN TEH WOODZ?Heather: ARISTA IS TRYING TO WRITE AGAINJune: I THOUGHT THEY WERE AT A CAMPGROUND?Heather: YESHHeather: WITH WOODZHeather: I HAS BEEN TO CAMPGROUND WITH WOODZ BEFORE JUNEHeather: OOH IDEAHeather: ARISTA IS WRITING ON HER HAMMOCKHeather: ANDY ARE BOREDHeather: SHE DECIDES TO CLIMB A TREEJune: OH MANHeather: SHE GETS PRETTY HIGH UPHeather: WAVES TO ART AND LAN WHO ARE YELLING AT HER TO COME DOWNHeather: AND LOSES HER BALANCEHeather: *WHAM*THUD!Heather: SHE LANDS ON ARISTA
June: HAHAHAHAHAHA!Heather: THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE HAMMOCKHeather: ARISTA SWEARZHeather: SHE ARE NOT HAVING FUNHeather: "WHOZ IDEA WAS THIS AGAIN???"