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… That’s All

Chapter 1

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If you hung out in the local rock and roll music scene…

… Somewhere along the line you would’ve run into Russell Vega.

And if you attendedIowa College from 2008 to 2012,

… in Iowa from 2008 to 2012, you probably would’ve heard of a band called “Obvious Mystery”.

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The Line-Up:Allen Richards on the keyboards.

Maxx Rock on the drums.

Nate Marks on bass.

Bill Jackson on guitar.

… yet somehow laid back, head banging hero… RUSSELL VEGA!!

And last, but not least, on the guitar and vocals… The notoriously lovable, care free, energetic

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Some of the students and faculty at Iowa college viewed Russell Vega as nothing more than a potheaded slacker.

He passed all his classes and was ready to continue his senior year as a C student.

Watching Obvious Mystery, you’d think that Russell Vega was a flawless rock God sent from the heavens.

AAAAAAA!!

I DON’T THINK YOU’RE GETTING IT RUSSELL VEGA!! MAYBE

WRESTLING ISN’T FOR YOU!!

That’s OK! When Am I Ever Going To Need To Know Wrestling?! I’ve

Got My Guitar To Play!!

1996. Russell Vega: Age, 6

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2011. Russell Vega: Age 21

Al Right!!! Thanks For Coming Out Everyone!!!

We’re Obvious Mystery!!