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5 Reasons to
For the next
BOOK
GAME OF
STOP HOPING
THRONES
Author:
Name:GRR Martin
It's quite
SIMPLE
Without this guy
there is
NOGame of Thrones
At least
NOTAs We Know It
And there lies our
PROBLEM
If he
Dies,We are all screwed!
Unlucky for us,
ODDSAre Stacked Against Us
the
#1. Problem
Overweight
According to statistics,this shaves off about
6 to 13yrsoff his productive years
#2. Problem
Bad Karma
He has killed a lot of Starks:
The Good GuysMaybe Karma is about to
act up
#3. Problem
History
His writing history is bad.It sometimes takes
Up-to 5yrsFor him to finish writing asingle book
#4. Problem
Old age
He is
66 yrs old.That says a lot
#5. Problem
Crazy fans
Maybe we should all just
RELAXReduce the
StressPressurewe put on him. Maybe he'llwrite faster and live longer.
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