Leaping  Lizards!    I  Have  Come  to  the  Realization  That  I  Can’t  Trust  Cindy  Anymore!      

 I   think   back   to   when   we   were   first   getting   to   know   each   other.  Cindy  and  I  made  a  trip  to  the  grocery  store  together.  I  should  have  known  right  at  this  moment  that  Cindy  was  not  to  be  trusted,  EVER!  I  turned  my  back  for  1  second  and  she  put  a  HUGE  package  of  pigs  feet  in  my  basket!  I  did  not  discover  them  until  I  was  at  the  checkout  counter.  Ewwwww  gross!  I  don’t  know  why  they  have  those  in  the  store.   I   didn’t   even   want   to   touch   the   package.   Does   anybody  actually  eat  those?  I  certainly  didn’t  want  the  checker  to  think  I  did.  Cindy  thought  it  was  hilarious!  Me,  not  so  much!  Like  I  said,  I  should  have  stopped  trusting  her  at  this  point……      

Then  there  was  the  time   in  the  drug  store  that  she  decided  to  add  adult  diapers  to  my  basket.  I  spotted  them  right  away  since  I  had  my  radar  up  a   little  by   this   time.  Not   to  mention  ALL  of   the   times  she  has   spoiled   perfectly   good  photos   by   either  making   a   face   behind  me  or  putting  bunny  ears  up  behind  my  head!  There  is  also  the  fact  that   Cindy   doesn’t   mind   touching   frogs,   june   bugs,   cicadas,  lizards……  She   likes   throwing   them  at  me   to  watch  me   jump  and  scream.   She   thinks   this   is   hilarious.   Did   you   know   that   june   bugs  stick  in  your  hair?  I  could  go  on  and  on……..      This   last   incident,   I   happen   to   have   photographic   proof    of   Cindy  having  fun  at  my  expense  (thanks  to  amazing  photographer,  Ronald  Wilsher).  Take  a   look  at   the  sequence  of  pics  here  and  notice  how  funny  she  thinks  it  all  is.  This  lizard  was  crawling  up  my  leg  after  she  threw  it  on  me!  Then,  it  wouldn’t  let  go…….  So  that’s  it  for  me!  She  is  officially  untrustworthy  in  my  book.  I  have  learned  that  you  have  to   watch   your   back   around   her.   Don’t   even   blink!   You   have   been  officially  warned!  

 

I  think,  oh  how  cute,  a  lizard  right  here  in  CityCentre      

 My  instincts  at  this  point  have  me  on  high  alert…..  I  have  backed  up  

a  little  bit.      

 and  she  did  it…..  She  threw  the  poor  lizard  on  me!  

 

I  think  just  about  everybody  in  CityCentre  heard  me  screaming!  It’s  crawling  up….I’m  dancing  a  jig  at  this  point.  

   

 Now,  it  changes  directions  and  heads  to  the  back.  Cindy  thinks  it’s  

all  hilarious!      

 I’m  panicked  because  it  keeps  sticking  to  me.  

   

 I  can’t  take  it!  It  won’t  LET  GO!  

 As  you  can  see,  Cindy  thinks  the  whole  thing  was  so,  so  funny!  I’m  

just  relieved  it’s  off  of  me.      

 If  she  comes  up  missing,  I’ll  have  some  ‘splainin  to  do!