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Look, it even has elements proving its legitness as a trailer!
”You mean these tasteless, filthy decorations with no in-game use whatsoever?”
Suck it up, princess. This is your home from now on.
”Maybe if I close my eyes it’ll disappear.”Alright, let me introduce you to our lovely founder, Ilo Rauta, which means ”Joy Iron” in Finnish. Don’t even ask about the pronounciation, you’ll get it wrong anyway. She’s a Leo 2/10/3/7/3, meaning she’s a finger-lickin’ (nose-pickin’?), naked-tubbin’, couch-rubbin’, cup-jugglin’, not-so-hugglin’ gal!
”My ears are bleeding.”Oh, fine *grumble* Anyhow, little miss grumpy here is Romance/Family and wishes to Woohoo with 20 different sims. Not too difficult methinks. Let’s just hope there are enough Bearded Hat-bearing fishes in the sea.”And they better not be too high in their career.”
I also recently installed InTeen >:)
Alon Livingston: *gulp* ”I-i really need to move on…”
WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEE
Off to Club Dante we go! Too bad Malcolm is a playable, and filthy rich at that. His genes would’ve made for interesting spouse material.The real reason for this picture: THEM EYES.
What do you think about the only other male on this lot?
”I bet I could smash his face into this brick wall, and it wouldn’t help a bit.”
Picky you are.
Gilbert Jacquet: ”Hubba hubba!”
I suspect he wishes for a courtship with thee.
*Date mode activate* I’m a master at this shizz.
”How about *whisper whisper*”
Before this she told a joke including the thermometer icon. For once I try to be PG and my sims start conspiring against me.
”Hello there person who I should be attracted to yet ain’t.”
Stop giving her that look, Gilbert. You’re a Romance sim too y’know.
The date flowers are miiiiiine!
”Shut up, voice.”
”Oh my… wait, who are you talking to?
”No one, dear. Wanna go back to my place?”
And score! After he’s left the rose bouquet, they may get engaged.
It’s only 55 simoleons, but still.
She’s married! And supposed to be on vacation!
*looks up on SimsWikia* Oooof course. He’s a playable, and therefore off-limits.
Next hunt, Red’s Diner.
*sob* ”No one wants me and I’m smelly and my comfort is down and-”
And you keep heart-barfing every candidate -_- At least you got your photobooth picture.
Random guy: ”Here, have a networking contact named ’Lindsay Leelaporn’ who doesn’t show up in your relationship panel, phonebook or even with a proper picture in SimPE.”
*kaching* That is going to the sauna fund. Can’t have a Finnish redneck without a sauna.
Did you know there are approximately 1 sauna per every 2.5 person in Finland? Though I doubt the half person has much use of it.
Dang it! I can’t afford to waste food in this challenge… And something in my mods folder is keeping rotten plates from going into inventory or being put away as leftovers >.<
Bruce Grundstrom: Me likey!
(Fact: In Swedish, ”grund ström” means shallow stream/current. Shallow as in ’not very deep’.)
”What do you fear?”
”Marrying you!”
Random townie: ”How in the world are you going to get them hitched, voice?”
No clue.
Mrs Crumplebottom: ”I say Gilbert, isn’t that the mother of your child on a date with someone else? Scandalous.”
Gilbert: ”… Maybe if I ignore her she’ll stop pestering me.”
”I’M TIRED AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND DROPPED CRUSH-STATUS WITH MY DATE!”
Trina Dalton: ”Y’know, you need to make sure to be stable like a building before asking that sort of thing.”
Trina: ”It takes time before you can commit to a relationship. The first date is rarely enough.”
”Lady, I don’t know who you are, but that ain’t helping much.”
No worries. I AM THE DATE DOCTOR.
Trina: ”Excuse me voice, but could you possibly be influenced by the fact that ’Hitch’ is on right now?
I. AM. THE DATE DOCTOR.
”It was okay. Maybe the next time will be better.”
ARGH. He was just about to leave the date flower as Ilo asked him on a date trough the phone, and it caused him to leave immediately after.
*evil laugh*
HEY!! Stupid Scrooge. Oh, the fig leaf? It’s thanks to a clothing recategorizer I downloaded. Actually, I wonder what I DON’T have in my downloads folder <.<
”Sorry Gilbert, I have to feed my pet llama.”
After talking to that said llama’s answering machine for a whole day. Bruce, BE MORE AVAILABLE.
”I got this sucker goooood…”
Hurry up and make him commit to a relationship. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME.