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Funny Great Witticisms

Wow, thats cute!!Can you pick up peanuts with it?

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see us in the shower.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Learn from your parents mistakesUse birth control.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

We have enough youth.How about a fountain of "smart"?

One good thing about Alzheimer's isyou get to meet new people every day.

Born free... taxed to death.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.