Dinner with Leodis:“You Say You Want a Revolution?”

I was having dinner with my good friend LeodisP. Funkhouse recently.

“It’s time for revolution!” Leodis said. “Andwhad’ya think about ordering dessert?”

I’m watching my weight,” I said. “What kind ofrevolution do you have in mind?”

“One where they can’t take our poweraway,” he said. “How about splittingsomething?”

“I think we should take their power away,” Isaid. “What sounds good to you?”

“You Say You Want a Revolution?”Dinner with LeodisBy Vicky Woodward

“I could go for some apple cobbler,” he said.“If you want to take their power away,they’ve already taken yours.”

“I’m not following,” I said. “I’d eat a few bitesof cobbler.”

“You Say You Want a Revolution?”Dinner with LeodisBy Vicky Woodward

“No matter how hard they try to make ushate them, in our revolution we will refuseto,” he said. “A la mode?”

“They’re easy to hate,” I said. “They’re awfuldang mean. Vanilla or butter pecan?”

“You Say You Want a Revolution?”Dinner with LeodisBy Vicky Woodward

“Vanilla, whipped cream, and choppednuts,” he said. “It won’t be easy, but we willrevolt against hating the haters. Power tothe people, right on!”

“I’m pretty mad at ‘em, but I guess I couldtry,” I said. “And a cherry on the top.”

“You Say You Want a Revolution?”Dinner with LeodisBy Vicky Woodward

“Welcome to the revolution!” Leodis said. “IfKarl Rove comes up and pees on our table,we will not hate him.”

“I think I’m gonna pass on dessert,” I said.“Check please.”

“You Say You Want a Revolution?”Dinner with LeodisBy Vicky Woodward

Six Slides -- Dinner with Leodis

• Presentation by Vicky Woodward• http://www.sixslides.com• September 9, 2008