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CrossbreedDogs WeKnow &

Love

CrossbreedDogs WeKnow &

Love

Pointer + Setter =Poinsetter, atraditionalChristmas pet

Pointer + Setter =Poinsetter, atraditionalChristmas pet

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Kerry Blue Terrier +Skye Terrier = BlueSkye, a dog forvisionaries

Kerry Blue Terrier +Skye Terrier = BlueSkye, a dog forvisionaries


Pekingnese + LhasaApso = Peekasso,an abstract dog

Pekingnese + LhasaApso = Peekasso,an abstract dog


Irish Water Spaniel+ English SpringerSpaniel = IrishSpringer, a dogfresh and clean as awhistle

Irish Water Spaniel+ English SpringerSpaniel = IrishSpringer, a dogfresh and clean as awhistle


Labrador Retriever +Curly CoatedRetriever = Lab CoatRetriever, the choiceof research scientists

Labrador Retriever +Curly CoatedRetriever = Lab CoatRetriever, the choiceof research scientists



Newfoundland +Basset Hound =Newfound AssetHound, a dog forfinancial advisors

Newfoundland +Basset Hound =Newfound AssetHound, a dog forfinancial advisors


Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dogthat makes awfulmistakes

Terrier + Bulldog= Terribull, a dogthat makes awfulmistakes


Bloodhound +Labrador =Blabador, a dog thatbarks incessantly

Bloodhound +Labrador =Blabador, a dog thatbarks incessantly


Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point,owned by....oh, well,it doesn't matteranyway

Malamute + Pointer= Moot Point,owned by....oh, well,it doesn't matteranyway


Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dogthat's true to theend

Deerhound + Terrier= Derriere, a dogthat's true to theend


Bull Terrier + Shitzu= Bullshitz, agregarious butunreliable breed

Bull Terrier + Shitzu= Bullshitz, agregarious butunreliable breed



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Alabama:

It is illegal for a driver tobe blindfolded whileoperating a vehicle.

Alabama:

It is illegal for a driver tobe blindfolded whileoperating a vehicle.

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California:

Community leaderspassed an ordinancethat makes it illegal foranyone to try and stopa child from playfullyjumping over puddlesof water.

California:

Community leaderspassed an ordinancethat makes it illegal foranyone to try and stopa child from playfullyjumping over puddlesof water.

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Connecticut:

You can be stopped bythe police for bikingover 65 miles per hour.

Connecticut:

You can be stopped bythe police for bikingover 65 miles per hour.

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Connecticut:

You are not allowed towalk across a street onyour hands.

Connecticut:

You are not allowed towalk across a street onyour hands.

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Florida:

Women may be finedfor falling asleep undera hair dryer, as can thesalon owner.

Florida:

Women may be finedfor falling asleep undera hair dryer, as can thesalon owner.


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Florida:

A special law prohibitsunmarried women fromparachuting on Sundayor she shall risk arrest,fine, and/or jailing.

Florida:

A special law prohibitsunmarried women fromparachuting on Sundayor she shall risk arrest,fine, and/or jailing.

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Florida:

If an elephant is lefttied to a parking meter,the parking fee has tobe paid just as it wouldfor a vehicle.

Florida:

If an elephant is lefttied to a parking meter,the parking fee has tobe paid just as it wouldfor a vehicle.

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Florida

It is illegal to sing in apublic place whileattired in a swimsuit.

Florida

It is illegal to sing in apublic place whileattired in a swimsuit.

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Florida

Men may not be seenpublicly in any kind ofstrapless eveninggown.

Florida

Men may not be seenpublicly in any kind ofstrapless eveninggown.

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Illinois:

It is illegal for anyoneto give lighted cigarsto dogs, cats, andother domesticatedanimal kept as pets.

Illinois:

It is illegal for anyoneto give lighted cigarsto dogs, cats, andother domesticatedanimal kept as pets.

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Illinois:

It is legal for a ministersto carry a concealedweapon in their church.

Illinois:

It is legal for a ministersto carry a concealedweapon in their church.


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Indiana:

Bathing is prohibitedduring the winter.

Indiana:

Bathing is prohibitedduring the winter.

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Indiana:

Citizens aren’t allowedto attend a movie houseor theater nor ride in apublic streetcar within atleast four hours aftereating garlic.

Indiana:

Citizens aren’t allowedto attend a movie houseor theater nor ride in apublic streetcar within atleast four hours aftereating garlic.

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Iowa:

Kisses may last for asmuch as, but no morethan, five minutes.

Iowa:

Kisses may last for asmuch as, but no morethan, five minutes.

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Kentucky:

By law, anyone whohas been drinking is"sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto theground."

Kentucky:

By law, anyone whohas been drinking is"sober" until he or she"cannot hold onto theground."

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Kentucky:

It is illegal to transportan ice cream cone inyour pocket.

Kentucky:

It is illegal to transportan ice cream cone inyour pocket.

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Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob abank and then shoot atthe bank teller with awater pistol.

Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob abank and then shoot atthe bank teller with awater pistol.


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Louisiana:

Biting someone withyour natural teeth is"simple assault," whilebiting someone withyour false teeth is"aggravated assault."

Louisiana:

Biting someone withyour natural teeth is"simple assault," whilebiting someone withyour false teeth is"aggravated assault."

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Massachusetts:

Mourners at a wakemay not eat more thanthree sandwiches.

Massachusetts:

Mourners at a wakemay not eat more thanthree sandwiches.

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Massachusetts:

It’s illegal to sell creampuffs on Sunday.

Massachusetts:

It’s illegal to sell creampuffs on Sunday.

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Massachusetts:

Snoring is prohibitedunless all bedroomwindows are closedand securely locked.

Massachusetts:

Snoring is prohibitedunless all bedroomwindows are closedand securely locked.

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Massachusetts:

An old ordinancedeclares goateesillegal unless you firstpay a special licensefee for the privilege ofwearing one in public.

Massachusetts:

An old ordinancedeclares goateesillegal unless you firstpay a special licensefee for the privilege ofwearing one in public.

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Nebraska:

A parent can bearrested if his childcannot hold back aburp during a churchservice.

Nebraska:

A parent can bearrested if his childcannot hold back aburp during a churchservice.


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New Mexico:

Females are strictlyforbidden to appearunshaven in public.

New Mexico:

Females are strictlyforbidden to appearunshaven in public.

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New York:

A fine of $25 can belevied for flirting. Thislaw specifically prohibitsmen from turning aroundon a city street andlooking "at a woman inthat way."

New York:

A fine of $25 can belevied for flirting. Thislaw specifically prohibitsmen from turning aroundon a city street andlooking "at a woman inthat way."

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New York:

A 2nd conviction calls forthe violating male to beforced to wear a "pair ofhorse-blinders" whereverand whenever he goesoutside for a stroll.

New York:

A 2nd conviction calls forthe violating male to beforced to wear a "pair ofhorse-blinders" whereverand whenever he goesoutside for a stroll.

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North Dakota:

Beer & pretzels can'tbe served at the sametime in any bar orrestaurant.

North Dakota:

Beer & pretzels can'tbe served at the sametime in any bar orrestaurant.

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Ohio:

Women are prohibitedfrom wearing patentleather shoes in public.

Ohio:

Women are prohibitedfrom wearing patentleather shoes in public.

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Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined,arrested or jailed formaking faces at a dog.

Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined,arrested or jailed formaking faces at a dog.


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Oklahoma:

Females are forbiddenfrom doing their ownhair without beinglicensed by the state.

Oklahoma:

Females are forbiddenfrom doing their ownhair without beinglicensed by the state.

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Oklahoma:

Dogs must have apermit signed by themayor in order tocongregate in groupsof three or more onprivate property.

Oklahoma:

Dogs must have apermit signed by themayor in order tocongregate in groupsof three or more onprivate property.

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Pennsylvania:

A special cleaningordinance banshousewives from hidingdirt and dust under arug in a dwelling.

Pennsylvania:

A special cleaningordinance banshousewives from hidingdirt and dust under arug in a dwelling.

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Pennsylvania

No man may purchasealcohol without writtenconsent from his wife.

Pennsylvania

No man may purchasealcohol without writtenconsent from his wife.

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Texas:

A city ordinance statesthat a person cannot gobarefoot without firstobtaining a special five-dollar permit.

Texas:

A city ordinance statesthat a person cannot gobarefoot without firstobtaining a special five-dollar permit.

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Texas:

It is illegal to take morethan three sips of beer ata time while standing.

Texas:

It is illegal to take morethan three sips of beer ata time while standing.


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Vermont:

Lawmakers made itobligatory foreverybody to take atleast one bath eachweek-on Saturday night.

Vermont:

Lawmakers made itobligatory foreverybody to take atleast one bath eachweek-on Saturday night.

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Vermont:

It’s illegal to whistleunder water

Vermont:

It’s illegal to whistleunder water

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Washington:

All lollipops are banned.

Washington:

All lollipops are banned.

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Washington:

A law to reduce crimestates: "It is mandatory fora motorist with criminalintentions to stop at thecity limits and telephonethe chief of police as he isentering the town.

Washington:

A law to reduce crimestates: "It is mandatory fora motorist with criminalintentions to stop at thecity limits and telephonethe chief of police as he isentering the town.

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West Virgina

No children mayattend school withtheir breath smellingof "wild onions."

West Virgina

No children mayattend school withtheir breath smellingof "wild onions."

ActualCountry &Western

Song Titles

ActualCountry &Western

Song Titles


How Can I MissYou If You Won'tGo Away?

How Can I MissYou If You Won'tGo Away?

Actual Country & Western Song TitlesActual Country & Western Song Titles

Get YourBiscuits In theOven & YourBuns In the Bed

Get YourBiscuits In theOven & YourBuns In the Bed


Get Your TongueOutta My MouthCause I'mKissing YouGoodbye

Get Your TongueOutta My MouthCause I'mKissing YouGoodbye


Her Teeth WereStained, But HerHeart Was Pure

Her Teeth WereStained, But HerHeart Was Pure


I Changed HerTires, SheChanged My Life

I Changed HerTires, SheChanged My Life


I Don't KnowWhether To KillMyself Or GoBowling

I Don't KnowWhether To KillMyself Or GoBowling



I Fell In A Pile OfYou & Got LoveAll Over Me

I Fell In A Pile OfYou & Got LoveAll Over Me


I Keep Forgetting'That I ForgotAbout You

I Keep Forgetting'That I ForgotAbout You


I Would HaveWrote You ALetter, But ICouldn't SpellYuck!

I Would HaveWrote You ALetter, But ICouldn't SpellYuck!


I'd Rather Have ABottle In Front OfMe Than A FrontalLobotomy

I'd Rather Have ABottle In Front OfMe Than A FrontalLobotomy


I've Been FlushedFrom The BathroomOf Your Heart

I've Been FlushedFrom The BathroomOf Your Heart


If I Can't Be NumberOne In Your Life,Then Number TwoOn You

If I Can't Be NumberOne In Your Life,Then Number TwoOn You



If Love Were Oil,I'd Be A QuartLow

If Love Were Oil,I'd Be A QuartLow


If My Nose WereFull Of Nickels,I'd Blow It AllOver You

If My Nose WereFull Of Nickels,I'd Blow It AllOver You


If You Don'tLeave Me Alone,I'll Go FindSomeone ElseWho Will

If You Don'tLeave Me Alone,I'll Go FindSomeone ElseWho Will


Mama Get TheHammer, There'sA Fly On Papa'sHead

Mama Get TheHammer, There'sA Fly On Papa'sHead


My EverydaySilver Is PlasticMy EverydaySilver Is Plastic


If You Leave Me,Can I Come Too?If You Leave Me,Can I Come Too?



She Got TheGold Mine & IGot The Shaft

She Got TheGold Mine & IGot The Shaft


Pardon Me, I'veGot Someone ToKill

Pardon Me, I'veGot Someone ToKill


She Got the Ring& I Got the FingerShe Got the Ring& I Got the Finger


Thank God &the GreyhoundShe's Gone

Thank God &the GreyhoundShe's Gone


She MadeToothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart

She MadeToothpicks Out of the Timber of My Heart


They May Put MeIn Prison, ButThey Can't StopMy Face FromBreakin' Out

They May Put MeIn Prison, ButThey Can't StopMy Face FromBreakin' Out



Velcro Arms,Teflon HeartVelcro Arms,Teflon Heart


You Can't HaveYour Kate &Edith Too

You Can't HaveYour Kate &Edith Too


You're theReason My KidsAre So Ugly

You're theReason My KidsAre So Ugly


You Done ToreOut My Heart &Stomped ThatSucker Flat

You Done ToreOut My Heart &Stomped ThatSucker Flat


I Spent My Last 10Dollars On BirthControl & Beer

I Spent My Last 10Dollars On BirthControl & Beer


How Can YouBelieve Me When ISay I Love YouWhen You Know I'veBeen A Liar All MyLife?

How Can YouBelieve Me When ISay I Love YouWhen You Know I'veBeen A Liar All MyLife?


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