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Made By:- Hitarth Desai
Oh My God sir. He is dead.
Nahin sir.
Daya, Abhijeet, iska matlab samjhe??
Iska matlab hai ki iski maut
marne se hui hai.
Nahin boss, main batata hun ki iski
maut kaise hui.
Iski maut marne se nahin balki jaan jaane se hui hai
Sir, hamein iski laash bed ki
niche mili hai.
Iska matlab haiki bed laash ke
upar hai.
Daya, Tanki mein pani nahin hai.
Haan Daya, Tanki mein
pani nahin hai.
Kya, Tanki mein pani nahin hai?
Daya, iska matlab
samjhe…Tanki Khaaali hai.
Daya, photo mein khooni
ke sar pe baal nahin hai
Haan Daya, khooni ke sar pe baal nahin
hai
Kya, khooni ke sar pe baal nahin hai?
Iska matlab samjhe, Daya
Kya matlab ho sakta hai sar
iska??
Iska matlab hai ki khooni ganja
hai.
Sir, hamein laash ke jeb
mein se Humshakals
movie ki ticket mili hain.
Oh my god. Iska matlab hai
ki yeh ek suicide ka case
hai
Sir, vo aadmi mara nahin hai
Iska matlab hai vo aadmi zinda
haiKya sir??
Iska matlab samjhe daya..
Iska matlab hai ki Babli bunty ki patni hai.
Iska matlab samjhe daya??
Nahin..
Kya matlab ho sakta hai sar
iska??
Nahin Abhijeet. Kuch aur matlab hai
iska.
Sir, Mera naam Babli hai aur Bunty mera
pati tha.
Iska matlab hai ki Bunty aur Babli paati patni the.
Magar sir, darvaza toh khula hi hai
Daya, lagta hai darvaza todna
padega….
Toh fir darvaza bandh karke
tod do.
Daya, Fan ON nahin hai
Iska matlab hai ki fan OFF hai.
Kya, fan ON nahin hai??
Haan Daya, fan ON nahin hai.
Sir, yeh khoon toh khooni ne hi kya hoga.
Dekha, mujhe khooni pe pehle se hi shaq tha.
Daya, pata lagao ki yeh khoon kisne
kiya hai.
Sir, iska matlab?? Iska matlab hai
ki laash ke paas sirf ek kidney hai.
Daya, is laash ki ek kidney gaayab hai.
Tagline hai – “Designed for
humans”
Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
Daya, Ye Galaxy S3 ki tagline kya
hai?
Iska Matlab yehi hai na ki
yeh insaano ke liye hai.
Nahin Daya, iska matlab hai ki isne 4 insaan banaye
hai.
Sir yahan par Kisi ki dead
body mili hai.Iska matlab hai
ki laash ka naam ‘Kisi’ hai.
Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
Nahin sir..
Haan boss, mein 100%
sure hun
Iska ek hi matlab ho sakta hai ki yeh raat 9
baje se pehle zinda tha.
9 se 10 ke beech…raat ko
Boss iski maut raat ko 9 se 10 ke beech mein
hui hai.
Daya, ACP ki maa ka saaki
naka.
Iska matlab hai ki saaki naka meri maa ka
haiKya, ACP ki
maa ka saaki naka?
Haan Daya, ACP ki maa ka
saaki naka.
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