BattleDecks: The Tournament in Toledo

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The Tournament in Toledo

First, a little history…

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Meet our JUDGES

Meet our CONTESTANTS

Official Rules • Each contestant will present on the same topic:

"Innovation without Perspiration".• Each slide deck is unique and contains 15 slides + one

"You're Done!" slide.• Each contestant has 5 minutes to complete their

presentation.• Judges will score up to 5 points on 5 criteria.• Scores will be combined at the end to determine the

winner.• In the event of a tie, the Buckeye Battledecks

Champion will be determined by audience applause-o-meter.

Innovation without Perspiration

Buckeye Battledecks: The Tournament in Toledo

"You're Done!"

Judging Criteria

• Content & Credibility o Did it make any sense??

• Poise & Gestureso Was he or she comfortable?

• Flowo Did it have minimal pauses and, or..uh, stammering?

• Audience Responseo Was there any and what was it like?

• Timingo Did he or she get through all the slides?

SlidesCompiled by

Members of theOhio Library Council

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!



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You are here

Is it worth the risk??

"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places." - Ephesians 6:12

"You're Done!"

Innovation Without Perspiration


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You are here

I'm giving up chasing moles & squirrels. They keep getting away.

...and these are being hunted down and eliminated.

"You're Done!"



Whoopin' Hoosegow Innovation

• Gimmie hayseed havin' stinky throwed stew road showed.• Over him tar had whoopin' hospitality afford me.• Eatin', lordy dirt jezebel maw rat whiskey moonshine

feathered has redblooded. • Gonna work clan truck road shiney mush fit ever farm sittin'

gonna barefoot.• Mobilehome rustle crazy panhandle fer grandma, smokin'

ever done right.• Promenade grits chitlins fire simple tin gal old salesmen

hoosegow.

"Gong @ Zafferana Etnea" by mtmsphoto

"Bang a Gong" by Kerry Woo (Wonderdawg777)

"You're Done!"



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Don't let fear hold you hostage!

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Key Points of Successful Innovation

• Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.

• These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

• Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

• If you have a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.

The Internet is a series of tubes.

How to be a superhero...

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• Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

• Void where prohibited. • Some assembly required. • List each check separately

by bank number.• Batteries not included.• Contents may settle during

shipment.• Use only as directed.• Do not use while operating a

motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

The Internet is not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.~ Sen. Ted Stevens

"You're Done!"

Innovationwithout Perspiration


• Check controller high device network application in digital dithering phaselock.

• Then, logistically, software partitioned harmonic encapsulated cache's frequency capacitance remote.

• Finally, control silicon phaselock, element patch record converter, and fragmentation prompt cable dithering.

Remembertheseimportantsteps...

"You're Done!"



Today's Agenda

• You're stayin' alive• Stayin' alive• Feel the city breakin'• And ev'rybody shakin'• And we're stayin' alive• Stayin' alive• Ah, ha, ha, ha• Stayin' alive• Stayin' alive• (Repeat…)

DUCT TAPE... It's not justan adhesive...It's a LIFE-STYLE!

"You're Done!"

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Points of Discussion • Keep away from fire or flames.• See Uniform Code of Military Justice.• Booths for two or more.• Indicates a low-fat item. • No Canadian coins!• Not recommended for children. • No alcohol, dogs or horses.• No anchovies unless otherwise specified.• Avoid spraying into eyes.

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"You're Done!"

Thank you to all our contestants!

Let The Judgement Begin!

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The Results Are In!!

Thank you!

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