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Amanpreet's birthday presentation
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the boy who livesChandigarh, Cleverness and Chutzpah
King of one Jack of all trades
Amanpreet Singh
Human talent Venn diagram
Effici
ency
Alcohol consumption
Normal PeopleAmanpreet
Efficiency and Alcohol consumption
A drink a day keeps the doctor away
Gymmy Choos
#smittenPGP1gal Amanpreet Singh
Sixteen pack banane ki tamanna hai!
Gym
Portfolio Management
Dylan Fernandes Amanpreet Singh
But I have a better Return on Investment!
Eat right or die-t trying
General opinion : Healthy alternative to ColasAmanpreet : This little pack has 357 million
calories! That’s a death blow right there
General opinion : Light, generally harmless snackAmanpreet : Each corn kernel has a carbohydrate
content of 7 trillion grams. That’s one less ab.
Boiled Chicken, SaladBreakfast, Lunch & Dinner
365 Days3 steps to a chiseled body
Play by the Book. The Playbook.
Score Chicks.I mean, goals.*
*i actually mean chicks
Sports I’m good at Games I’m good at
Amanpreet’s GPA Calculator
Select SubjectExamination Marks
First QuizMid Term
Second TermEnd Term
Your GPA:
To find your GPA in Section A, simply choose the subject and enter the details below :
Professor’s standard email declaring class statistics:
Dear students, your papers have been corrected. Here are the statistics of marks:
Maximum: 50Minimum: 04Median: 26Standard Deviation: 9.2
You may check your papers from my secretary’s office between 03:00 PM to 05:00 PM today at P-002
Regards,Professor X
Amanpreet on Whatsapp at 03:01 PM
Aman: **Abhishek: **Shilpa: **Raunak: **Bharadwaj: **Karthik: **Pranav: **Narendra Modi: 10/10
I know only 68 students’ marks. Did Pranay
Siddharth not write the exam?
Con-tact
Three biggest takeaways from an IIM education:
1. Great Network 2. XXXXX 3. XXXX
Amanpreet: LOL. I already know Mukesh Ambani, Saharashri, Robert Vadra, Sharad Pawar, Ranbir Kapoor, Katrina Kaif, Virat Kohli, Honey Singh, Mark Zuckerberg, Rafael Nadal, Hannibal Lecter, , Hello Kitty, Mamata Di, Nehru Chacha, Shakuni Mama and of-course, Kirron Aunty
Yeh Maa da ladla toh bigad gaya
size of this image has been kept to a minimum to ensure boys move to the next slide
Amanpreet, WHO?The guy who once
photobombed my selfie with a mango?
Dare 2 Dream
Aey,Aati kya tu L square?
I dare you to come hoosh me at L square tonight at midnight.
Chehra jaaye, par haath se botal na jaaye
Happy Birthday, AmanpreetDream. Charm. Hypnotise.
Live life, Patiala peg size
Confession
This presentation was made by me. I uploaded it using anonymous services.
And I like showing my torso.