A Guide to Phan and how to survive being a

PhanngirlBy Christa

get a twitter. Like now phan; the ultimate

ship confirmed by our lord and savior PewDiePie.

consists of Dan the meme and Phil the smol bean

literally the fucking heart eyes kill me

the heart eyes are gonna get to you

So much empty space oh dear

wat So lonely with all this space. I want fil

They have 6 channels in all.

AmazingPhil

Danisnotinteresting

LessAmazingPhil

DanandPhilGAMESDanisnotonfire

DanandPhilCRAFTS

SUBSCRIBE #promo

Things that you’ll hear a lot -fil-dan’s yaio hands-anything to do with whisks -dan falling out of a chair-the skin and hat fic-irl, Existential crisis, smol beans-Countless stories of their awkwardness and stuff (they're always cute)-Dil Howlter-A lot of other things I don’t even understand-THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN

Things you don’t do!

-Don’t harass them about ● Phan (you can ship it, make Phan art, phanfiction, etc. But don’t HARASS)● Their sexuality ● Anything that could possibly make my smol beans sad

-Don’t spread things that aren’t true or rude-Never mention “the video”. -When meeting them, try not to be awkward. Be yourself and everything will go fine. It doesn’t matter if you cry either

Just don’t be a hoIf you understand this,

we need to be friends.

Because you’ve never heard of it, I will explain

“The video”

wat

This was a video posted by fil, being all cute and romantic to dan but it was purely a prank. Phil just says that he loves Dan and goes over his favorite memories and that’s all you need to know

Whatever you do, don’t share it, don’t upload it, and if you can STAND IT. Don’t watch it. If you literally NEED to, don’t discuss it.

On September 17 2011, it was supposed to be sent to Dan privately, but there was a youtube glitch and it was posted

Although it was sent privately to Dan, it was meant to be an April fools prank. Dan says that they decided not to post it at first because people would get the wrong idea.

Everyone went ape shit and it was taken down. Phil took as many reuploads as possible and it was copyrighted. It eventually caused them to grow apart a bit for a while, but as you can see, it’s not that big of a problem anymore and they’re good friends.

You’ll hear a lot about how we need to chill and we’re crazy and stuff like that, but it’s (somewhat) not true. We’re chill af when you get to know us and we just think they’re perfect together. It’s like when you like someone and you’re friends are constantly like, “omg, i ship it SO MUCH”.

AND DON’T FORGET TO HAVE FUN and ENJOY THESE 2 SMOL BEANS WE WERE BLESSED WITH. treat them like you best friends. Your totally famous best friends.

They love you, the phandom loves you, and I love you. Respect them all and they’ll love you for the rest of your life.

P.s- some also refer to Dan as tol bean, but smol and tol are both acceptable i think.