Are you tired of coming home to a quiet, empty house?

Are you tired of that void in your life that you just can’t seem to fill?

Have a baby!

You’re guaranteed never to have another quiet

moment again!

EVER!

The new and improved second baby comes complete with

Government tax exemptions!

And now, when you have more than two, you also get…..

A FREE FIAT UNO!

Isn’t that great? Of course, you could also choose NOT to have a baby, but then you’d probably end up old and alone….

Like these people

That’s right, have a baby now, and it’ll pay for you

later!

Babies come with an 18 year warranty and are

guaranteed not to leave you.

Puppies are expensive, and they poo everywhere.

Babies poop rainbows and love

Have a babyYou won’t regret it.