By Jimmy And Oliver

I am 14 years old and my name is Alice

I am on my way to London in a plane asleep snoring.

We have landed said mum I get up out of the plane.

We got are bags out of the hold and make are way out side to get in the taxi.

I was in the taxi with mum and dad on the way to

the hotel.

“Are we there yet” said Alice tiredly

Wake up wake up wake up ! Said mum.

Were here now. Where’s my baxi, it’s in my

pocket dear.

Mum opens the door I immediately goes and

Jumps on the bed Alice stop that dear and go to

Bed yore got school tomorrow ok but can you

leave the door open please if you insist.

Tomorrow I woke up and went to the breakfast

table. Mum said “Alice if we had a boy child what

Would you call it” “ Jackie I said “ ok but what if a

Girl Olivia I replied.

Well its time you better you go to school know

ring ring there you go theirs the school bus of you

Go don’t for get your lunch box ok by mum by.

I was a bit nervous at first but I made a friend

called Daisy.

It was home time I walked home .

What did mum say at breakfast time if we had a

Baby boy.

A. Josh

B. Olivia

C. Jackie

I opened the door wa wa wa wa wa wa wa Alice

dear we've got a surprise for you meet Jackie

Chan we have adopted him. What the f******!

You you you adopted him but when I woke last

Night I heard noises . What you heard us last

Night have you know what. Go to your bed now

Young lady. I ran up the stairs as fast as I could

And went to bed.

Someone opened the door eeerrr I woke up it

Was Jackie Jackie Chan he had a chain sore that

Was the end!