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A tongue in cheek presentation about how to faint at the next choir concert.
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Knock ‘em dead!
How to faint
during the next
choir concert
How
to fa
int a
t the
next ch
oir co
nce
rt
Wear tight clothes.
How
to f
ain
t at
the n
ext
choir
co
nce
rt
Avoid drinking water before the concert.
How
to fa
int a
t the
next ch
oir co
nce
rt
Don’t eat
anything the
whole day.
How
to fa
int a
t the
next ch
oir co
nce
rtHIGH
HEELS
How
to fa
int a
t the
next ch
oir co
nce
rt
Locking your knees will
diminish circulation –
so do it!!”
How
to fa
int a
t the
next ch
oir co
nce
rt Ignore the
warning signs!
Seeing spots?Tunnel vision?
G e t r e a d y!
How
to f
ain
t at
the n
ext
choir
co
nce
rt.
Feel dizzy? Don’t sit down – you are
almost there!
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?
Men over 65
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?
Any woman age 18-22.Men over 65
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?
Men over 65
Any woman
in our choir!
