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Alcohol
• Your life will revolve around it• You will become addicted• Bad things are often a consequence
of it• Good things may happen…
sometimes…• Otley Run = more alcohol than you
can ever handle• P.S Alcohol is bad. Please drink
responsibly. Stay in school.
Sleep (wheyyy)
• You’ll sleep for at least 12 hours a day (6 hours of which are in lectures)
• You’ll nap all the time• You will sleep wherever you land• You won’t sleep at all during Freshers Week
though• Your sleep will always be interrupted by fire
alarms, drunk flatmates, random strangers walking into your room…
• You’ll rely on 300 ProPlus a day
Gigs
• You’ll pay to see gigs for bands who are yeeears old. They normally have less members too e.g. S Club 7 had 3 members
• You’ll probably end up enjoying it, because of alcohol
• You will dance along to every song
Morrisons
• You will fall in love with this place• 7p supernoodles are the future• You’ll buy Morrison’s Value
everything• You’ll queue for 5 hours paying for it• You’ll suddenly find re-usable bags
appealing• Trolleys are evil
Bad behaviour
• You’ll climb everything and anything you can find
• You’ll steal everything and anything you can find (to make your flat look that bit more interesting)
Fancy Dress
• Every time you go out, you’ll want to do it in fancy dress
• UV is pretty popular• You won’t pull in a lab coat• You will pull on Halloween though• You’ll dress in anything you can find• You’re guaranteed to look ridiculous
Reading
• You’ll have to do LOADS• Every book will cost
£123456123548.56• You’ll give up after a week• And you’ll never catch up with
the rest• You’ll go to great lengths to
avoid it, even tidying your room