Patrice O'Neal on littering.

That fucking bastard pisses me off so much. not only is he fucking lazy, he doesn't even get patrice'smaterial. from the way he speaks and films himself, he doesn't seem to practice. he doesn't seem ...

That fucking bastard pisses me off so much. not only is he fucking lazy, he doesn't even get patrice'smaterial. from the way he speaks and films himself, he doesn't seem to practice. he doesn't seem to knowhis camera from his asshole. everything about 'his act,' from his tone to his contradictory exampleswhich completely grind against and break the jokes that he's trying to tell* indicates that he doesn'tactually have the life experience to actually understand and back up that material; the man is nothingmore than an opportunist. a pretender. a thief. he has zero respect for the audience or for the craft ofcomedy. ...or even for public speaking! his own examples break the material he is trying to present!goddamn... he's not trying to keep patrice alive. he didn't ask for permission to do patrice's jokes. henever credited patrice until he got called out. he's a fucking punk. a fucking thief. a lazy, unimaginativeand thoughtless hack -and he will continue to be these things until he starts to do his own goddamnedmaterial. i've only ever seen clips where this guy filmed himself talking into a camera too... does he evendo standup? does he even go out to see how hard it is for comedians to come up with their own winningmaterial from their own shit fucking lives? how hard it is to become appealing? how many fuckingiterations and revisions it takes for the fucking truth to come out as something brilliant and beautiful. this

piece of shit took patrice's diamonds and covered them up in tin and dropped it in shit. and he ispresenting this with smugness. oh my god, i could write tons of material about this guys act but i don'twant to give him the courtesy. it's the complete lack of any respect afforded to the material and to hisaudience that really ticks me off. for some untalented little shit to just completely rip this guy off whilegetting it all wrong and coming off like a twerp and then trying to claim that this is a tribute to the manafter getting caught, after not giving him any credit, after clearly not practicing or understanding thematerial... just on every level this guy has fucking failed and he presents this all with a smugness that isjust irritating. smugness in the face of failure! the man needs to do his own fucking stuff. if he keepsstealing from other comics, i hope to fuck that anyone with any power knocks his ass down. as for thedifference between him and mencia, carlos mencia steals other peoples material because he has a rageagainst humanity; he is an asshole who hates other people. he is a man with a problem. this kain fellowjust seems like a common thief. he's like a 3 year old trying to get away with stealing some candy. he'slazy and completely without merit. pathetic! write your own goddamn material! ps: i'm not going to givean example because

FUCK THIS GUY

for being a thief. i don't want to help him out. as long as he keeps stealing, i want him to keep looking likean absolute fool. if you really want to know, just compare his revisionist crap to patrices original materialand you will have your answer. just think carefully about what the thief is actually saying with hisexamples. yuck. fuck this guy.

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