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AfterelevenyeArs cn-structin, the wrlds mst talkedabut public appendage is pen-ing. The Museum Sea andOceangraphys Deep Sea Ductis inally ready r inspectin.
It is essentially a tw milelng, hermetically sealed, steelbuilt, brick lined, saline illed,twin-turbine pwered, ish andcrustacean stcked, stair encase,hle, says Pressr SamesGnmenclature, The Sea Muse-ums Superintendent and Direc-tr Operatins.
Ater the irst week whenit will be pened by ryaltyand pivately viewed there will
be public access, thus giving thewhle cityan insight int the mys-teries the deep. A 14,000 stepwrught irn, gas lamp illuminat-ed staircase wraps itsel arundthe duct and ne can bserveits denizens thrugh especiallytughened glass prthles at 200t intervals.
Thugh the wrlds deepestaquarium by ar, the diame-ter the Deep Sea Ductis nly 25 eet, thus en-suring inhabitantswill cntinually beswimming intview. The privi-leged will als
ish and the humpback angler-ish, this ceanic crss sectinwill be stcked by inhabitants all depths including iteen dier-ent species eel. The museum iskeen t pint ut that the utmst
carehas been taken tensure thatall creatures will exist in what theycall wild harmny.
Think the Duct, addsPressr Gnmenclature, asan extrardinarily lng test tube.Althugh, he laughs, there isnthing experimental abut thecntents. Years meticulusplanning by experts has ensured
this will bea happy and saeenvirnment r spectatrsand inhabitants alike.
beable tbserve marine lie rmthe interir a ive man divingbell called the Well Bucket whichis psitined ver the duct and canbe lwered n chains t the verybttm.
There will be n shrtage things t see with ver 250 speciesmaking the duct their hme. Saltlevels, water mvement and iltra-tin will be mnitred cnstantly tensure a aultless, healthy, sea-likeenvirnment.
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