TOP TEN REASONS PONIES ROCK!!!!!!!!!
Ponies are horses. Look at that horse. That horse is amazing. Horses are amazing. Ponies are like Horses. Therefor logic dictates that Ponies are
amazing. Ponies don’t eat people. Some people eat people. Bears eat people. Think
about it.They are ruled by a Queen. Canadians are ruled by a Queen. Therefore
and thusly Ponies are Canadian.This one time at Band Camp. Bears ated all the cheesies. Ponies beat up
the bears and saved all the junk food!Ponies fought for Skyrim
Ponies Hate MacsPonies voted for Obama
Many Ponies died to bring this Powerpoint Plan to usPonies are the 99%
Ponies created Linux. Ponies will give you really good grade for a really bad project
Ponies don’t care that you can’t count to Ten.
Why Ponies Rock Part Deux
Ponies are actually how the internet runs. Everything you have ever known is a lie.
Ponies account for every three lives out of four saved.
Ponies invented Insulin to combat disease.
If you were paying attention and know the history of Insulin you will actually get that. Don’t Worry. I’m as scared as you are about this one.
I accidentally a Pony
Why Did the Pony Cross the road? To get his marks. Why did the Pony eat the pizza? Because he was
Italian. Why did the Pony request time off work? So it could
help write a technical report that’s due on APRIL 13TH.
If you can read this please pay more attention to Ponies.