well my oh my! is itthat awfully terribly

bad?

i don’t think so,you know.

yyyeeeeeeeess!!!oh, aren’t we whiny?

do you think i’d haveless? do you think

anyone would?

i mean, cats get pissedat you, then they forgetit. they don’t send you

a mean email aboutseven years later.

and guinea pigs don’t say“nice shirt!” and then start

giggling when you thank them.

that’s a dick move.or am i wrong?

no.

no, exactly. if i had a buck forevery time someone did some-thing to me that an animalwould never have done, i’dhave at least ten bucks.

or, i don’t think so.people never forget thattime in first grade when

you wet yourself.not that i did,but... people

are douchebags.

nah.oh, i don’t know.

will there ever come atime when we have paid enough

for having been stupid?