After sitzen and nachdenken and nachdenken, ein bisschen alcohol trinken, und some
mehrnachdenken, haben wir mit this gecommupen
How to break the coconut?!
1. Separate your trash into more than five different bins!
2. Eat a cold Schnitte at 6 pm! (don´t say Schnitte to a girl)
3. Call your cell phone „Handy“ and a projector „Beamer“!
4. Don´t have problems wit nude beaches and saunas!
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5. Pretend your college diet consisted of Pasta and Döner!
6. Pretend you love watching „Löwenzahn“ an „Die Sendung mit der Maus“ and Baywatch- I´ve be looking
for freedom in your childhood!
7. Say you were educated about Sex by Dr. Sommer (BRAVO- Zeitung)!
8. Yell at people for jaywalking „Ey, da ist eine Ampel“!
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9. Expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th. Nikolaus
10. Don´t get enough Nutella sandwiches.
11. Watch „Dinner for One“ on New Years Eve!
12. There is no such thing like BBQ- only Grillen!
13. Inform yourself about „Der Sandmann“ !
14. Add sparkling water to every other drink and call it „Schorle“!
15. Say „Hier sieht es aus wie bei Hempels unterm Sofa!“!
16. Nuts and raisins are something that only students are meant to eat.
17. Switch the light off if you leave the room!
18. Don´t cross your fingers but „Press your thumbs“!
19. The sentence „You can say you to me“ makes perfect sense!
20. You instictively associate the expression „Wahnsinn“ with a song by Wolfgang Petry…and
respond with „Hölle, Hölle, Hölle“
Broken!
Das ist erlich the end, eh?
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