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Published by BS Central515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230
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MagicalIf you have yet to get into the Christmas Spirit, one
only needs to go to the home of Norm and Kim
Girard; if that doesn’t do it, nothing will. First you’re
treated to their front yard, and it’s a tour of inside
their home that is truly magical. There you will fnd
an entire village nestled into a winter bliss. The
Girards invite all to come in and take a gander... it is
truly incredible!
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4:10PM
7:00PM
9:25PM
PG-13
DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $6.00/PERSON
228-9239 www.polsontheatres.com
Dec 18 - Dec 23SHOWINGS
FREE POPCORN TUESDAY!FREE POPCORN WITH EVERY PAID ADMISSION
133 Min.
Violence, language andsome sensuality.
Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Michael B. Jordan, Phylicia Rashad, Tessa Thompson, WillBlagrove, Michael Falkenhagen, Tony Bellew, Juan-Pablo Veza, Dominic Longo
Description: Adonis Johnson (Jordan) never knew his famous father, world heavyweightchampion Apollo Creed, who died before he was born. Still, there’s no denying that boxing isin his blood, so Adonis heads to Philadelphia, the site of Apollo Creed’s legendary match witha tough upstart named Rocky Balboa. Once in the City of Brotherly Love, Adonis tracks Rocky
(Stallone) down and asks him to be his trainer. Despite his insistence that he is out of the ghtgame for good, Rocky sees in Adonis the strength and determination he had known in Apollo--the erce rival who became his closest friend. Agreeing to take him on, Rocky trains the youngghter, even as the former champ is battling an opponent more deadly than any he faced inthe ring. With Rocky in his corner, it isn’t long before Adonis gets his own shot at the title...butcan he develop not only the drive but also the heart of a true ghter, in time to get into the ring?.
4:00PM
6:50PM
9:30PM
PG
136 Min.
Sci-f action violence.
Cast: John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Lupita Nyong’o,Gwendoline Christie, Domhnall Gleeson, Max von Sydow, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher,Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, Kenny Baker
Description:Star Wars: The Force Awakens is directed by J.J. Abrams from a screenplay byLawrence Kasdan & Abrams, and features a cast including actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley,
Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Academy Award winner Lupita Nyong’o, GwendolineChristie, Crystal Clarke, Pip Andersen, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow. They will jointhe original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, PeterMayhew, and Kenny Baker. The lm is being produced by Kathleen Kennedy, J.J. Abrams,and Bryan Burk, and John Williams returns as the composer. Star Wars: The Force Awakensis Episode VII in the Star Wars Saga
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MONDAY
Soup: Chicken Noodle
Lunch: Pizza Burger
Dinner: 2 pc. Liver & Onions
SUNDAY
Soup: Cook’s Choice
Dinner: Patty MeltDinner: 4 pc. BroastedChicken
SATURDAY
Soup: Cook’s Choice
Lunch: Reuben
Dinner: 8 oz. Sirloin
GLASGOWSCHOOL MENU
Breakfast
Egg & Cheese Omelet • Tri Tater
Fruit • Milk
Lunch
Pepperoni Pizza • Salad w/Ranch
Banana • Choice of Fruit • Milk
GHS & East • Turkey Dinner
THURSDAY
Scotty girls take
Sidney down Te Glasgow girls’and boys’ basketballteams were in Sidney onTursday where the Scottygirls would knock off the
Class A Eagles. Followinga 12-10 first quarterdeficit, they surged aheador a 23-18 halfime leadand cruised to a 51-39 victory to boost theirrecord to 3-1 (all o themnon-conerence games). Te Scotty boys,meanwhile, continue to
struggle. railing Sidney16-14 at the hal, theEagles caught fire andwent on to win 49-34,leaving the Scotties withan 0-4 record.
Glasgow plays hostto the District 3C’s NorthCountry Mavericks(Hinsdale, Saco,Whitewater) tonight. JV
boys play at 3:30, JV girlsat 5:00, varsity boys at6:30, and varsity girls at8:00. While the GlasgowC squads go to Scobey onSaturday, this is the lastchance to see the Scottiesin action until 2016 whenPoplar comes here onSaturday, January 2nd.
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BUZZIFIEDS
Brrrrr... butwarmerSaturday
Tonight: A slight chance of snow and freezing rain after
11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a temperature rising to around
19 by 5am. Wind chill values as low as -4. East southeastwind 7 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of snow before 11am.Mostly cloudy, with a high near 31. East wind around 5mph becoming light and variable.
Saturday Night: Cloudy, then gradually becoming partly
cloudy, with a low around 14. Northwest wind 3 to 7 mph.
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 24. Northwest windaround 6 mph becoming southwest in the morning.
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 12.South wind around 9 mph.
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 30. Westsouthwest wind 11 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 25mph.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 10.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 25.
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 11.
Wednesday: A slight chance of snow. Mostly cloudy,with a high near 24.
Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 7.
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 21.
BUZZMERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL: Thank you for all your donations throughthe year. All Christmas items are a dollar unless priced, then theyare 50% off. Lots of winter clothing available, including snow pants.SOROPTOMIST THRIFT STORE - WILL BE CLOSED DEC. 24-26
BUZZVALLEY COUNTY COUNCIL ON AGING: will be having a bake saleon THURSDAY DEC., 17TH 8AM-1PM AND FRIDAY DEC., 18TH 8AM
TO 11AM BUZZMONTANA GRASSLAND MIXES: We have attractive gift boxes readyto mail out or deliver. The single packets work so well in your baskets,pair them with other small gifts, homemade jellies. Easy, appreciated andso old time MONTANA. Thank you to your employees, thinking of youto your friends, love you to your family. CALL PATSY 406-785-2321 OR406-263-7936 www.MontanaGrasslandMixes.com
BUZZGATEWAY CLUB: is looking for 2 cooks and a dishwasher. PICK UPAPPLICATION AT JOB SERVICE.
BUZZVALLEY VIEW HOME: Is looking for a part time diet aide for days,nights, and weekends. No experience required but kitchen or restaurant
experience is a plus. Must be available for call-ins. Wage DOE. CONTACTVALLEY VIEW HOME 228-2461.
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY COMMISSIONERS: Job Opening: to ll the soonto be vacated position of the Administrative Secretary to the ValleyCounty Commissioners. This is a full-time position with full benets, toinclude health insurance, dental and vision, retirement, up to ten paidholidays, vacation and sick leave. The salary is negotiable, dependingon experience, and will start at $13.00 to $16.00, with consideration of araise once the six month probation period is completed. A COMPLETEJOB DESCRIPTION IS AVAILABLE FROM THE GLASGOW JOB
SERVICE OFFICE OR AT THEIR WEBSITE. COMPLETE A VALLEYCOUNTY APPLICATION AND LEAVE IT AT THE GLASGOWJOB SERVICE. The deadline is Monday, December 28, 2015
BUZZFOR RENT: 1,800 sq. ft. 4 bedroom, 3 bath apartments in Glasgow. 2 cagarage. New construction. $1,500/mo. + $1,500 deposit. 3 units availableCALL JOHN AT 406-263-2046
BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom units with newer furnace, hot water heater, linoleumand counter tops. $500 Save on utilities! CALL 406-524-3742
BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom single level duplex for rent. Very good conditionLocated in St. Marie asking $550 a month plus utilities. CALL HELLANDAGENCY 228-2114
BUZZHERITAGE APTS, WANT YOU!: AVAILABLE NOW! 2bd/1.5 bth apt. In cityof Glasgow. 925 sq. ft. Small pets. Quiet. Nice. $575. CALL 360-750-6746
BUZZFOR RENT: 2 bedroom, ofce, 2 bath, 2 car garage home $1000/mo OBOEast of Glasgow. Nice Rental CALL MIKE 425-652-5332
BUZZFOR RENT: In Downtown Glasgow, furnished Suites 1 BR, 2 BR, & 3 BRCALL 228-2800
BUZZFOR RENT:2000 sq/ft Downtown storefront space for lease CALL 228-2800
BUZZFOR RENT: Nice quiet country home four miles from Fort Peck. 3 bedroom/1
ofce/1 bath all on one level. Attached and detached garage’s. No smokingpets possible. Available Jan. 1 $1300/month plus utilities. PLEASE CALL263-3644 FOR APPLICATION.
BUZZDO YOU NEED A 4X4 TO GET AROUND? FOR SALE: 1998 GMC YukonModel SLT, with roof rails, running boards, white exterior, gray leatherinterior, low mileage 83,000. SALE PRICE $4900. CALL 228-8603
BUZZGIRL SCOUT TROOP 2464: Will be wrapping gifts at Red Barn Giftsstarting December 12 through December 24. Will also wrap any gifts youbring to them from other businesses.
BUZZMILK RIVER 4H BEAVER’S: Will be wrapping gifts every Saturday throughNov. 28 - Dec 19 from 12 -3 at MARKLE”S HARDWARE
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(Shirley Ann urnercontinues her teachingmission in Zambia.)
Tanksgiving is atime o celebrating withan overabundance oood in most Americanhouseholds. In Zambia, manyexpats got together ora nice meal as well. Itwas a last minute planand turned out muchbigger than I expected.I made mashed potatoesand attempted a couplepumpkin pies. Whatdo you do when youhave no pie pans?!?!Use casserole dishes, ocourse!
Pumpkin pie, nomatter what shapesomehow carries with
it the warmth o ‘home’and many o my Zambianriends enjoyed it or theirst time!
A ew days aterhanksgiving, atersharing pumpkin piewith my riends, theythought it appropriateto share something withme... What is that in
my hand in the picturebelow?
Oh that, that is nswa...flying termites...ried...mmmm...I’ll leave youto your imagination as tohow that went down:)
Tank you or journeying with me thispast year. I have beenamazed as the Lord hasanswered so many o mypersonal and ministry
prayers, met my needs incompletely unexpectedways and blessed eachstep o the library projectwith people and unds andresources to see it almostcompleted.
It is very strong onmy heart to share themany blessings I have
experienced with thewomen and men here whoare eager to be trainedand serve as teachers.Many survive off o lessthan a dollar a day. Teywork tirelessly to learn sothat they can bring hopeto children in vulnerablecommunities.
So, I am asking YOU,yes YOU, to considerbeing a EACHER
CHAMPION. Would you considerpartnering with one oour many teachers whoare laying down theirlives to be trained andserve to bring hopeand transormationto communities althroughout southern
Arica? I you areinterested in our GIF oEDUCAION campaignplease email me at [email protected].
Tank you orconsidering thisChristmas to give the Gifo Education to childrenall throughout southernArica that will last thewhole year through! Godbless you.
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PizzaCall for reservation by 10 AM
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MONDAY
Shirley’sSnapshot
“It’s almost Christmas.... and I’m melting!” says Shirley Ann.
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Join us for ouropen house.
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‘Tis the season for some holiday
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54147 Highway 2, Suite A
Friday, December 18
11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
T h i s i n s t i t u t i o n i s a n e q u a l o p p o r t u n i t y p r o v i d e r a n d e m p
l o y e r .
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H a p p y H o l i d a y s & a Bi g T h a n k Y o u
t o m y s p o n s o r s f o r t h e
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Scott Woodward-Glendive, MT
(406) 377-4433
Scott Woodward-Glendive, MT
(406) 228-4614
Dan & Terri Johnson(406) 263-8099
Travis & Alicia Nielsenof Nielsen Farms, Nashua
Mike, John, Steve,& Nate Chappell
(406) 228-8961
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Magical An ongoing Christmas collection for over 20 years,
Norm and Kim Girard’s winter village is lit up with over
110 plug-ins. Below is Santa Claus who greets visitors
to the Girard home, located at 11 Park View Place. You
can’t miss it (refer back to the front page).
Bridal Registry Emig & Batdorf
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Through Dec. 19thMon-Fri • 9am ~ 5:30pmSaturday • 9am ~ 4pm
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Through Christmas
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When you buy$100 in Gift Cards
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El Cor Del Lanes
Skill ShotzW: 10 L: 2
Road KillW: 6 L: 6
The 7-10’sW: 6 L:6
HooligansW: 16 L: 6
BanditsW: 5 L: 7
Gutter SharksW: 3 L: 9
Team Scr.: Road Kill 805 & Skill Shotz 2167Team Hdc.: Hooligans 844 & Bandits 2472Men’s Ind. Scr.: Dennis Honrud 225 & DanHumbert 619 Men’s Ind. Hdc.: Jarid Jensen245 & Craig Paju 670 Women’s Ind. Scr.:KarenBergtoll 224 & Diane Jensen 560 Women’sInd. Hdc.: Mary Honrud 230 & BrookelynnFeiock 664
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Pacifc Steel
W: 26 L: 14
Sand ElectricW: 26 L: 14
Holy RollersW: 26 L: 14
Markle’sW: 24 L: 16
Old Mil LightW: 22 L: 18
Ezzie’sW: 16 L: 24
Valley BankW: 14 L: 26
BYEW: 6 L: 34
Monday Nigh Me’
Team Scr.: Old Mil Light, Holy Rollers 997& 2727 Team Hdc.: Old Mil Light, Markles1194 & 3369 Ind. Scr.: B J Kemp 236 & DustyShipp 688 Ind. Hdc.: Tracy Meland 273 & SethIngram 715
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Vick’s Lanes
Be sure to get your
weekly scores to us to
include in the Buzz!
Fax:
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Can’t Believe ItW: 8 L: 0
Split HappensW: 7 L: 1
Thompson & SonsW: 4 L: 4
GranniesW: 4 L: 4
Pocket PoundersW: 3 L: 5
Welcome HouseW: 3 L: 5
Buster KnuckleW: 2 L: 6
Tina’s TeamW: 1 L: 7
Team Hdc.: Pocket Pounders 887 & Can’tBelieve It 2587 Men’s Ind. Scr.: Storm Jackson218 & Dirk Markle 686 Women’s Ind. Scr.: Ronda Evenson 188 & Donna Borgen 544
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Star & Strike
Friday Nigh Me
Pacific SteelW: 11 L: 1
Sand Electric
W: 9 L: 3
Valley Bank
W: 7 L: 5Holy RollersW: 6.5 L: 5.5
Old Mil LightW: 5 L: 7
Markle’s
W: 4 L: 7
Ezzie’s
W: 4.5 L: 7.5ByeW: 0 L: 12
Team Scr.: Pacific Steel 2948 Team Hdc.: Markle’s 1266 & 3601 Ind. Scr.: Seth Ingram268 & Curt Ross 688 Ind. Hdc.: Seth Ingram286 & Shane Rhoads 785 Girls’ I
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Monday Nigh
The PinheadsW: 34 L: 14
Team 5W: 32 L: 16
Team 6W: 31 L: 17
SquadeW: 21 L: 27
We Don’t Give a SplitW: 15 L: 33
Team 3W: 11 L: 37
Team Scr.: The Pinheads 462 & Squade1859Team Hdc.: Team 6 742 & Team 5 2149
Boy’s Ind. Scr.: Cody Sallee 199 & KaseySeyfert 529 Boy’s Ind. Hdc.:Jaysen JaysenTurner 212 & Brien Norcutt 586 Girls’ Ind. Scr.: Reyna Merritt 137 & Alesia Hopstad 384 Girls’Ind. Hdc.: Klaire Krumwiede 182
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Ge’er DonTihista Const.W: 18.5 L: 5.5
Hi-Line FordW: 18 L:6
Dahl AviationW: 15 L: 9
E.G.T.W: 13 L: 11
GGW StockyardsW: 10.5 L: 5.5
Vick’s LaneW: 10 L: 14
BergiesW: 7.5 L: 16.5
Farmers Elevator W: 3.5 L: 20.5
Team Scr.: Hi-Line Ford 843 & 2450Team Hdc.: Dahl Aviation 947 & Hi-Line Ford 2615 Ind.
Scr.: Josh Sillerud 256 & 666 Ind. Hdc.: JoshSillerud 286 &756
10/8/15 HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Nashu Me’ Leagu
Bud Light GirlsW: 6 L: 2
HolidayW: 6 L: 2
Old Mil LightW: 4 L: 4
FCB - HinsdaleW: 4 L: 4
Juice’s Card RoomW: 3 L: 5
CB’s DetailingW: 1 L: 7
Team Scr.: Old Mil Light 636 & Bud Light Girls1881 Team Hdc.: FCB - Hinsdale 789 & Holiday2318 Ind. Scr.: Janice Lawrence 191 & KarenBergtoll 514 Ind. Hdc.: Dana McColly 235 &Staci Belleau 606
HIGH GAMES & SERIES
Wome’ Commercial
Bowling
School Leagues
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Bequest a Legacy!A Gift that Guarantees a Veteran will Never be Forgotten
To order a Polished Granite Tile:Visit: www.VeteransMT.orgE-mail: [email protected]
Call (406) 228-2223
Wall of Honor TilesCan be purchased
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Northeast Montana Veterans Memorial Park
$225 per Tile
Be sure to tune your radio into 101.1 FM as you
approach Nick and Nancy Vaira’s home and be
prepared to chuckle as the Christmas trees sing to
some very cool Christmas songs the whole family wil
enjoy. Their home is located at 26 Heather Place, right
around the corner from Norm and Kim Girard.
Another Mus Se
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HOUSE FOR SALEIN A PRIVATE CUL DE SAC
Updated 4 bedroom, 2 bathhouse for sale with a bonusroom. Large 32 x 32 heated triplecar garage. All situated on 1.5lots. Across from middle schooland day-care. 5 Scottie Court.
ASKING $259,000
CALL FOR A SHOWING 228-2230RZ Realty,
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1.8 acres of deeded landalong Hwy. 243 across fromSleeping Buffalo. 2560 sq.
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JanuaryFri. 1 ClosedSat. 2 1-8pm303 1st Ave. S • Glasgow, MT
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his little piece was written by humoristredneck Je Foxworthy and appears in one o hisbooks rom 1996. As or whether it’s a true story ornot, Foxworthy says on the opening page o his website regarding his material: “here’s my lie story(only 50% o it lies).”
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair opanty hose over his ireplace beore Christmas. Hesaid all he wanted was or Santa to ill them. Whatthey say about Santa checking the list twice mustbe true because every Christmas morning, althoughJay’s kids’ stockings were overlowed, his poorpantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I
put on sunglasses and went in search o an in latablelove doll. hey don’t sell those things at Wal-Mart. Ihad to go to an adult bookstore downtown. I you’venever been in an X-rated store, don’t go. You’ll onlyconuse yoursel. I was there an hour saying thingslike, “What does this do?” “You’re kidding me!”“Who would buy that?” Finally, I made it to theinlatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard,uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as apassenger in my truck so I could use the car poollane during rush hour. Finding what I wanted was
diicult. Love dolls come in many dierent models.he top o the line, according to the side o the box,could do things I’d only seen in a book on animalhusbandry. I settled or ‘Lovable Louise.” She was atthe bottom o the price scale. o call Louise a “doll”took a huge leap o imagination.
On Christmas Eve, with the help o an old bicyclepump, Louise came to lie. My sister-in-law was inon the plan and let me in during the wee morning
hours, long ater Santa had come and gone, I illedthe dangling pantyhose with Louise’s pliant legs andbottom. I also ate some cookies and drank whatremained o a glass o milk on a nearby tray. I wenthome, and giggled or a couple o hours. he nextmorning my brother called to say that Santa hadbeen to his house and let a present that had madehim VERY happy but had let the dog conused. Shewould bark, start to walk away, then come back andbark some more.
Jeff ’s Tale of Lovable Louise
continued on back page
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We all agreed that Louise should remain in her pantyhose so the rest o the amily could admire her whenthey came over or the traditional Christmas dinner.My grandmother noticed Louise the moment shewalked in the door. “What the hell is that?” sheasked. My brother quickly explained, “It’s a doll.”
“Who would play with something like that?” Grannysnapped. I had several candidates in mind, but keptmy mouth shut. “Where are her clothes?” Grannycontinued. “Boy, that turkey sure smells nice, Gran,”Jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room.But Granny was relentless. “Why doesn’t she haveany teeth?” Again, I could have answered, but whywould I? It was Christmas and no one wanted toride in the back o the ambulance saying,”Hang onGranny! Hang on!” My grandather, a delightul old
man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said,“Hey, who’s the naked gal by the ireplace?” I toldhim she was Jay’s riend.
A ew minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel,talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actuallylirting. It was then that we realized this might beGrandpa’s last Christmas at home.
he dinner went well. We made the usual small talkabout who had died, who was dying, and who shouldbe killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise thatsounded a lot like my ather in the bathroom in themorning. hen she lurched rom the panty hose, lewaround the room twice, and ell in a heap in ront othe soa. he cat screamed. I passed cranberry saucethrough my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room,ell to his knees, and began administering mouth tomouth resuscitation. My brother ell back over hischair and wet his pants and Granny threw down hernapkin, stomped out o the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother’s garage, we conducted athorough examination and ound the cause oLouise’s collapse. We discovered that Louise hadsuered rom a hot amber to the back o her rightthigh. Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug calledduct tape, we restored her to perect health. Louisewent on to star in several bachelor party movies. Ithink Grandpa still calls her whenever he can getout o the house.
Lovable Louise continued from page 11
Markle’s Warehouse
has the handle on thebest recliner buys!
Lane Rocker Reclinersstarting at $299
Open Sundays 12 - 3pm • Community Cash Accepted
Assorted CloverdaleHAMS....................................$3.99 lb.Pork Shoulder Blade
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BREAKFAST SAUSAGE..................$2.99Hillshire Farms 12-14 oz. Sel. Var.
LI’L SMOKIES...............................2/$5 Jennie-O 24 oz. Applewood or Lemon Garlic TURKEY TENDERLOIN.............$6.99 ea.
Boneless Beef New YorkHOLIDAY ROAST.....................$4.99 lb.USDA Boneless Beef Prime
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Prices Effective: December 16-29, 2015
Merry Christmas
Saturday10am - 5:30pm
Kick Of Countdown
December 19th
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10 am - 5:30 pm Weekdays • 10 am - 4 Saturdays