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Page 1: WELCOME!!!. BŪSHŪ CHALLENGE How Bawstin Toks: A AHD = I’d AHL = I’ll AHT = Art AHD like ta get sum culcha, so AHL go to the Myoozam a Fine AHTs

WELCOME!!!WELCOME!!!

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BŪSHŪ CHALLENGE

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How Bawstin Toks: AHow Bawstin Toks: A

• AHD = I’d

• AHL = I’ll

• AHT = Art

• AHD like ta get sum culcha, so AHL go to the Myoozam a Fine AHTs.

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How Bawstin ToksHow Bawstin Toks

• AWLAYIZ = You (plural)

AWLAYIZ hafta set goals wicha CeeIze.

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How Bawstin ToksHow Bawstin Toks

• BZAH

• BROODLE

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How Bawstin Toks: BHow Bawstin Toks: B

• BAYAH = ferocious brown mammal. Bear

• BEAH = malt beverage

BEE YEW students speshully Noo Yawkiz will get cahdid by tha bayahat

tha bah. Ifya get in bedda oddah beahs or hahd likka qwikly.

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How Bawstin Toks: CHow Bawstin Toks: C

• CHAHLZ = the rivah

• CHAWKLIT = snickaz

• CAWFEE = jahver

The CHAHLZ yoosta look like CHAWKLIT CAWFEE. BROODLE!

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How Bawstin Toks: DHow Bawstin Toks: D

• DAWM = collidj rezidents

What DAWM arya in? Sleepah?

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How Bawstin Toks: EHow Bawstin Toks: E

• EMEFFAY = Museum a Fine Ahts

• EYEDEEYER = brainstawm

I gotta Eyedeeyer! Wanna go ta tha Emeffay and lookit tha nakid pichas?

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How Bawstin Toks: FHow Bawstin Toks: F

• FAWMA = yoosta be

• FOTTY = foah times ten

Fawma AT Students yoosta work fotty hours a week. That wasn’t Fayah.

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How Bawstin Toks: GHow Bawstin Toks: G

• GAHDEN = flahwiz grow theyah or wayah the Broons n Seltz play.

I gunna go see a YooToo consit at the Gahden

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How Bawstin Toks: HHow Bawstin Toks: H

• HAWSPITTLE = place fa health cayah

Hahvid n BeeYew own Hawspittles. They don’t do anything Hahf-Ahst.

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How Bawstin Toks: IHow Bawstin Toks: I

• IANEAH = EENT hawspittle

• INJID = hahmd

Playaz with injid eahs hafta go ta tha IANEAH.

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How Bawstin Toks: KHow Bawstin Toks: K

• KAHKI = staht tha cah witit

• KWOTTA = $0.25

When I grab my kahkis I grab kwottas becuz I needem for tha meetah.

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HonorsHonorsAwardsAwards

Professional DevelopmentProfessional Development

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Meg MuraiMeg Murai

Article PublishedArticle Published

• Athletic Therapy Today

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FAREWELL !FAREWELL !

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Debi ScannellDebi Scannell• Bentley College, Assistant Athletic Trainer

• Head Athletic Trainer Boston Cannons

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Sharon SharpeSharon Sharpe

• Salem State College, Clinical Assistant Professor of Athletic Training

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Matt WhiteMatt White

• Worcester Sharks, American Hockey League, Head Athletic Trainer

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Chad FisherChad Fisher

• Colorado

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Brett PhelanBrett Phelan

• Appalachian State, Assistant Athletic Trainer

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Kate MitchellKate Mitchell

• Stratton Mountain Vermont, Head Athletic Trainer

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CLASS of ‘06CLASS of ‘06

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Itoro VictorItoro Victor

• Passed the certification exam!!!• AT/DPT Program

Boston UniversityBoston University

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Sandy SoinSandy Soin

Johns Hopkins UniversityJohns Hopkins University• Passed the certification exam!!!• Pre-Medical School

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Brenna RutherfordBrenna Rutherford

ColoradoColorado• Passed the certification exam!!!

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Luke RossLuke Ross

• Passed the certification exam!!!• Winner of the Schepsis – Zimmer

Outstanding AT Student Award 2006

UNC-Chapel HillUNC-Chapel Hill

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Alyssa ParishAlyssa Parish

Boston UniversityBoston University• AT / DPT Program• Summer ’06 Clinical Rotation in Sweden

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David MersonDavid Merson

• Passed the certification exam!!!• DPT Program

Boston UniversityBoston University

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Jessica MartinezJessica Martinez

• Passed the certification exam!!!

Arizona School of Health SciencesArizona School of Health Sciences

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Tara HodgeTara Hodge

• Passed the certification exam!!!

Hawaii Pacific UniversityHawaii Pacific University

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Michelle GoodrichMichelle Goodrich

• Passed the certification exam!!!• High School AT

MassachusettsMassachusetts

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Dave MersonDave Merson

• Passed the certification exam!!!• Summer ’06 Pawtucket Red Sox

University of Southern LouisianaUniversity of Southern Louisiana

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Jacquie GaspardJacquie Gaspard

• Passed the certification exam!!!• Summer ’06 Clinical Rotation In North Carolina

Boston UniversityBoston University

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Anthony BenyarkoAnthony Benyarko

• Passed the certification exam!!!• Summer ’06 Clinical Rotation New York Giants

University AlbanyUniversity Albany

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Jess BarsottiJess Barsotti

• Passed the certification exam!!!• AT/DPT Program

Boston UniversityBoston University

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GOOD BYE

And

GOOD LUCK!!!

TaraHodge

Anthony Benyarko

Michelle Goodrich

LukeRoss

Jess

Martinez

Brenna

Rutherford

Dave

Getsoff

Sandy

Soin

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Atlanta 2006Atlanta 2006

Highlights & Lowlights from the

Annual Athletic Training Program

Alumni & Friends Gathering

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I’m nauseous thinking about

missing the Famous First

Meeting!

I’m feeling a little

uncomfortable too

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Can you send me an invitation to the Famous “First Meeting of the

Semester”?

PLEASE!!!

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But I am a man of my word. A

bet’s a bet.

I’m torn…

Go to the Famous First Meeting

Or

Stick needles in my retinas.

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Hey, Check out the KICK ME sign I stuck

on Janine’s back!

Brandon, Touch me again & YOU DIE!

Can we just go eat please!

What did I do to deserve

this???

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Are you gonna share

that root beer?

I think the big guy used car wax on his head. It’s

really shiny!

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Your supposed to smile so they think you’re having fun.

I wish she’d get out of the bathroom. I

need to go really bad.

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So, you stand on this, it vibrates and shakes all your money from your pockets. And I

profit.

I should have

thought of this.

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Why are those two fat guys in speedos?

I didn’t know Mark & Larry had rhythm.

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Of course I enjoy the famous “First

Meeting of the Semester.” There’s

food there.

I miss those meetings

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He just ain’t right.

The first thing I remembered was how

much I like the Famous First Meetings.

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BŪSHŪ CHALLENGE