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The Lazy Larry Show!

Concept

‘The Lazy Larry Show’ is a series of short animated lesson starter activities which star bone-idle teen, Lazy Larry, and other assorted cast members, in a succession of comic misadventures designed to reinforce prior teaching of the essential skills of correctly spelling fifteen of the most commonly confused words, correct apostrophe usage and correct usage of capital letters.

The learning objectives for these lesson starter activities are achieved as students attempt to correct the deliberate mistakes which have been put into the transcripts of these videos.

The intention is to use intense repetition in order to correct once and for all the previous life-long misuse in these areas by students in the GCSE grade D- G range. Of course, these videos and associated activities can also be used with pre-GCSE students.

All thirty-three videos can be found at:

www.youtube.com/user/thelazylarryshow

Objectives:

To reinforce prior learning of:

15 of the most common spelling errors apostrophes capital letters

Task:

Students correct the errors in the following transcripts from ‘The Lazy Larry Show!’ They should give themselves a mark for each accurate correction that they make. They should deduct a mark for any additional errors that they have created

themselves, especially as not all commonly confused spelling errors have been incorrectly spelt!

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TASK 1: Mum’s the word!

LAZY LARRY’S MOTHER: Hi everyone. Im Larrys Mother and im here too assure you that larrys not the worlds coolest kid - but the worlds laziest! Id also like too apologise for my son and id like two wish you luck because if your in need of larrys help, then your really in a tight spot! Were is that annoying child?

ANSWER:

Hi everyone. I’m Larry’s mother and I’m here to assure you that Larry’s not the world’s coolest kid - but the world’s laziest! I’d also like to apologise for my son and I’d like to wish you luck because if you’re in need of Larry’s help, then you’re really in a tight spot! Where is that annoying child?

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TASK 2: Trash can blues!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, im in a hole lot of trouble! i cant go out tonight because mums grounded me. i bet your going out though, arent you? Its not fair! It was billys turn to empty the bins’. Anyway, i would of done it later. i mean, its not like the worlds going to end is it because off a trash can!? Well, thats just … a load of garbage!

ANSWER

Dudes, I’m in a whole lot of trouble! I can’t go out tonight because Mum’s grounded me. I bet you’re going out though, aren’t you? It’s not fair! It was Billy’s turn to empty the bins. Anyway, I would’ve done it later. I mean, it’s not like the world’s going to end is it because of a trash can!? Well, that’s just … a load of garbage!

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TASK 3: Hic Hic Hooray!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes’, theirs a great film on at the Cinema tonight but mum say’s i cant go! shes to annoyed. She asked me too pick up some shopping for her but i forgot. Whats the big deal? Its not like i spent all off the money she gave me on alcohol, is it? Hic …

ANSWER:

Dudes, there’s a great film on at the cinema tonight but Mum says I can’t go! She’s too annoyed. She asked me to pick up some shopping for her but I forgot. What’s the big deal? It’s not like I spent all of the money she gave me on alcohol, is it? Hic …

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TASK 4: Head Bangers!

LAZY LARRY: Dude’s, mums gone off on one. i didnt do my homework and my teachers only rung home! Whats that got too do with my Mum? Anyway, im grounded yet again! Theirs a head bangers concert on rock tube so ill watch that instead. One things for sure, im not doing any rotten homeworks’!

ANSWER

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, Mum’s gone off on one. I didn’t do my homework and my teacher’s only rung home! What’s that got to do with my mum? Anyway, I’m grounded yet again! There’s a Head Bangers’ concert on Rock Tube so I’ll watch that instead. One thing’s for sure, I’m not doing any rotten homeworks!

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TASK 5: Heartbreak

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, im heartbroken. My girlfriends finished with me. Suppose i should of known better than too cheat on her with my sisters Best Friend. Shes very cute, though. Shes got long blonde hair and big blue eyes’. Do you no, i think ill ask her out instead!

ANSWER

Dudes, I’m heartbroken. My girlfriend’s finished with me. Suppose I should have known better than to cheat on her with my sister’s best friend. She’s very cute, though. She’s got long blonde hair and big blue eyes. Do you know, I think I’ll ask her out instead!

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TASK 6: Hell hath no fury!

EMMA: Hi their, im emma, larrys ex-girlfriend and i dumped the too-timing, snivelling half-wit standing over their because he cheated on me with his sisters Best Friend! He really should of thought about whose the love off his Life. Oh yeah, i forgot, its himself! Larrys definitely the First Love of larrys life!

ANSWER

Hi there, I’m Emma, Larry’s ex-girlfriend and I dumped the two-timing, snivelling half-wit standing over there because he cheated on me with his sister’s best friend! He really should have thought about who’s the love of his life. Oh yeah, I forgot, it’s himself! Larry’s definitely the first love of Larry’s life!

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TASK 7: Bad spelling test!

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LAZY LARRY: Dudes, are Teacher gave us a Spelling Test– and i came bottom off the class. Their must of been some mistake! I no i should of practiced but its just not fair! Anyway, whose able to spell every word in the english language? Its just to hard!

ANSWER

Dudes, our teacher gave us a spelling test – and I came bottom of the class. There must have been some mistake! I know I should have practised but it’s just not fair! Anyway, who’s able to spell every word in the English language? It’s just too hard!

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TASK 8: Dodgy bet!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, this on-line gamblings a right scam! Their are a hole load of Websites too choose from and there all giving you fifty pounds Worth off free bets’ too start of with! Thing is, your not guaranteed to back a Winner. In fact, its very likely you wont. In all honesty, i should of steered well clear. I owe a fortune Now!

ANSWER:

Dudes, this on-line gambling’s a right scam! There are a whole load of websites to choose from and they’re all giving you fifty pounds worth of free bets to start off with! Thing is, you’re not guaranteed to back a winner. In fact, it’s very likely you won’t. In all honesty, I should have steered well clear. I owe a fortune now!

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TASK 9: Running scared!

LAZY LARRY: Scrappers after me! Hes the School Bully and hes got muscles’ the size of footballs. I never should of called him a gorillas armpit! Even are Form Teachers scared stiff off Scrapper! Its all to much too bear. Weres a bloke to hide?

ANSWER:

Scrapper’s after me! He’s the school bully and he’s got muscles the size of footballs. I never should have called him a gorilla’s armpit! Even our form teacher’s scared stiff of Scrapper! It’s all too much to bear. Where’s a bloke to hide?

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TASK 10: Monkey business!

SCRAPPER: ive got a score two settle with lazy larry! Were does that kid think he is, mars? Im the boss off the school – not the Headmaster, nor any off the teachers’ – just me! But whose going to respect me if i dont sort lazy larry out Good and Proper? Theirs going too be big trouble! Gorillas armpit? When im threw with him, Ill show him whose the monkey!

ANSWER:

I’ve got a score to settle with Lazy Larry! Where does that kid think he is, Mars? I’m the boss of the school – not the headmaster, nor any of the teachers – just me! But who’s going to respect me if I don’t sort Lazy Larry out good and proper? There’s going to be big trouble! Gorilla’s armpit? When I’m through with him, I’ll show him who’s the monkey!

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TASK 11: Saved!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes’, your never going too believe whats just happened! Scrappers been expelled! Their kicking him out off school for flooding the girls gym and for setting Fire two mr foxtons desk. Old foxie went Ballistic – and some of the girls’ werent to happy either!

ANSWER:

Dudes, you’re never going to believe what’s just happened! Scrapper’s been expelled! They’re kicking him out of school for flooding the girls’ gym and for setting fire to Mr Foxton’s desk. Old Foxie went ballistic – and some of the girls weren’t too happy either!

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TASK 12: The last romantic!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, i really hate valentines day. Youd have to be a right mug too spend all off you’re hard-earned cash on some girls present. Thats were its all been going wrong. We blokes’ should of had more sense. Its the girls’ who should of been buying the presents’ for us!

ANSWER:

Dudes, I really hate Valentine’s Day. You’d have to be a right mug to spend all of your hard-earned cash on some girl’s present. That’s where it’s all been going wrong. We blokes should’ve had more sense. It’s the girls who should’ve been buying the presents for us!

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TASK 13: Dark Matter!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, internet piracy? Whats all the Fuss about? Heh, im alway’s downloading Free Stuff and ive never had a problem. Youd have too be a right idiot two pass up a freebie, if you no what i mean? Here, whats happening to my laptop screen? Whys it gone all Black!?

ANSWER:

Dudes, internet piracy? What’s all the fuss about? Heh, I’m always downloading free stuff and I’ve never had a problem. You’d have to be a right idiot to pass up a freebie, if you know what I mean? Here, what’s happening to my laptop screen? Why’s it gone all black!?

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TASK 14: Kiss-me-Kate!

LAZY LARRY: Dudes, Kiss-me-Kates asked me to take her too are High Schools Summer disco. I cant believe my luck! Kiss-me-Kates lips’ are too die for. But the problem is that she doesnt exactly keep them two herself! So im a bit worried in case one of Kates ex-boyfriends’ goes ape. Still, shes the best looking girl in the hole school!

ANSWER:

Dudes, Kiss-me-Kate’s asked me to take her to our high school’s summer disco. I can’t believe my luck! Kiss-me-Kate’s lips are to die for. But the problem is that she doesn’t exactly keep them to herself! So I’m a bit worried in case one of Kate’s ex-boyfriends goes ape. Still, she’s the best looking girl in the whole school!

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TASK 15: Kiss and tell!

KISS-ME-KATE: Hi their, i’m Kate. Larrys the worst date ive ever had – and thats saying something cause ive dated some right scags’ in my time! A girls’ worst nightmares got too be going out with a guy whose so clumsy that he cant walk and chew gum at the same time! As for kissing, ive still got the bruises! He really needs too practice!

ANSWER:

Hi there, I’m Kate. Larry’s the worst date I’ve ever had – and that’s saying something ‘cause I’ve dated some right scags in my time! A girl’s worst nightmare’s got to be going out with a guy who’s so clumsy that he can’t walk and chew gum at the same time! As for kissing, I’ve still got the bruises! He really needs to practise!

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TASK 16: Daft Punk!

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LAZY LARRY: Daft Punk! Their a french band in case you didnt no but, all the same, thats what i call Music! Yeah, man, thats one megalicious band! My Mums definitely not a fan - and my Dads favourite singers’ are all picking up there pensions! But if youve got plenty off style, like moi, and your looking for a Great Sound, then theirs know need two look any further! Ooh la la!

ANSWER:

Daft Punk! They’re a French band in case you didn’t know but, all the same, that’s what I call music! Yeah, man, that’s one megalicious band! My mum’s definitely not a fan - and my dad’s favourite singers are all picking up their pensions! But if you’ve got plenty of style, like moi, and you’re looking for a great sound, then there’s no need to look any further! Ooh la la!

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17. Barking mad!

Are neighbours’ have just got this gigantic black dog - and its Barking Mad! Its in a kennel in there back garden and it howls threw the hole night! Whose going too be able to sleep threw a racket like that? Dyou no, i’m getting less hours’ kip than ive ever had in my hole Life - and its really starting to effect my health! If it doesnt shut up soon, im going too be Barking Mad to!

ANSWER:

Our neighbours have just got this gigantic black dog - and it’s barking mad! It’s in a kennel in their back garden and it howls through the whole night! Who’s going to be able to sleep through a racket like that? D’you know, I’m getting fewer hours’ kip than I’ve ever had in my whole life - and it’s really starting to affect my health! If it doesn’t shut up soon, I’m going to be barking mad too!

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18. Under the wheels of a passing garbage truck!

Dudes, you no are neighbours dog, satan, that i was telling you about last time? Well hes dead! Just after he attacked the Postman, he tried too escape by leaping over there back fence

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but, unfortunately, he landed right in front off a passing garbage truck. Perhaps he should of looked before he leaped! Now dont get me wrong, i’m in too Animal Rights’ as much as the next guy, but i definitely wont be losing any sleep over it!

ANSWER:

Dudes, you know our neighbours’ dog, Satan, that I was telling you about last time? Well he’s dead! Just after he attacked the postman, he tried to escape by leaping over their back fence but, unfortunately, he landed right in front of a passing garbage truck. Perhaps he should’ve looked before he leaped! Now don’t get me wrong, I’m in to animal rights as much as the next guy, but I definitely won’t be losing any sleep over it!

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19. Sacked in under an hour!

Dudes, are Schools just sent us all of on a weeks work experience. Unfortunately, i got sacked after half an hour! My Form Teachers report says its a School Record. My Mums not two pleased but my Dad says i did better than he would of expected. He says if hed been my employer, i wouldnt even have lasted to minutes! You no, comments like that can really effect a persons self-esteem. Still, at least there not stopping my pocket money!

ANSWER:

Dudes, our school’s just sent us all off on a week’s work experience. Unfortunately, I got sacked after half an hour! My form teacher’s report says it’s a school record. My mum’s not too pleased but my dad says I did better than he would’ve expected. He says if he’d been my employer, I wouldn’t even have lasted two minutes! You know, comments like that can really affect a person’s self-esteem. Still, at least they’re not stopping my pocket money!

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20. Bad Haircut!

Dudes, your never going too believe what my little sisters done too my hair! Its a disaster! In less than five minutes’ off cutting, shes turned me in too frankensteins monster! i should never of let her practice on me! Guess whose going to be the laughing stock off the hole school on monday!? This could really effect a persons rep. When my friends’ see this, their

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going to laugh there heads of! Its just to much to go threw! You no what, i’m going to take the next month of!

ANSWER:

Dudes, you’re never going to believe what my little sister’s done to my hair! It’s a disaster! In fewer than five minutes of cutting, she’s turned me in to Frankenstein’s monster! I should never have let her practise on me! Guess who’s going to be the laughing stock of the whole school on Monday!? This could really affect a person’s rep. When my friends see this, they’re going to laugh their heads off! It’s just too much to go through! You know what, I’m going to take the next month off!

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21 Going Viral!

Dudes, your never going too believe whats just happened! You no my last video, ‘bad haircut!’, well, its gone viral! There watching it every were threw out the hole world! If id known this would happen, i would of let my Little Sister cut my hair weeks’ ago! Okay, maybe my YouTube channels still got a lot less views’ than justin biebers, but im catching up fast – and, lets face it, thank’s too are sis, ive definitely got the better hairdo!

ANSWER:

Dudes, you’re never going to believe what’s just happened! You know my last video, ‘Bad Haircut!’, well it’s gone viral! They’re watching it everywhere throughout the whole world. If I’d known this would happen, I would’ve let my little sister cut my hair weeks ago! Okay, maybe my YouTube channel’s still got a lot fewer views than Justin Bieber’s, but I’m catching up fast - and, let’s face it, thanks to our sis, I’ve definitely got the better hairdo!

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22 Kiss and run!

Hi their, im kate, larrys date from a few months’ ago. Your probably wondering why im here. Well, larrys begged me too give him a second chance. ive always fancied a career in modelling and with larrys video, ‘Bad Haircut’, having gone viral right across the hole world, whose to say that i won’t become famous to? Unfortunately, the asking price off getting onto larrys show is another awful date. Well, sorry Dude, but im still reeling from the affects of are last one. Go out with you again? Theirs know way im going to put myself threw all that!

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ANSWER:

Hi there, I’m Kate, Larry’s date from a few months ago. You’re probably wondering why I’m here. Well, Larry’s begged me to give him a second chance. I’ve always fancied a career in modelling and with Larry’s video, ‘Bad Haircut’, having gone viral right across the whole world, who’s to say that I won’t become famous too? Unfortunately, the asking price of getting onto Larry’s show is another awful date. Well, sorry dude, but I’m still reeling from the effects of our last one. Go out with you again? There’s no way I’m going to put myself through all that!

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23 Flash in the pan!

Dudes, the Lazy Larry Shows International success is over! I should of known id just be a Flash in the Pan! But im guessing your not to surprised, though, our you!? Honestly guys’, their are so many amateurs out their that real quality productions are just getting buried under a hole lot off trash! I mean, whose going too be able to spend there time following a classy show like mine when their are just to many morons uploading their stupid video diaries!?

ANSWER:

Dudes, the Lazy Larry Show’s international success is over! I should’ve known I’d just be a flash in the pan! But I’m guessing you’re not too surprised, though, are you!? Honestly guys, there are so many amateurs out there that real quality productions are just getting buried under a whole lot of trash! I mean, who’s going to be able to spend their time following a classy show like mine when there are just too many morons uploading their stupid video diaries!?

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24. Kiss This!

Hi Guys, and Congratulations on finding you’re way too my Channel! Here at Kiss-me-Kate, were dedicated too giving you a hole knew online experience. Of course, their are some cheap imitations out they’re but, lets face it, The Lazy Larry Shows just Bombed Out big style, whereas my shows going from strength too strength. Its time for larry too face the Truth. Heh, loser, if you want to get millions’ of views like me, then your really going to need too practice!

ANSWER:

Hi guys, and congratulations on finding your way to my channel! Here at Kiss-me-Kate, we’re dedicated to giving you a whole new online experience. Of course, there are some

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cheap imitations out there but, let’s face it, The Lazy Larry Show’s just bombed out big style, whereas my show’s going from strength to strength. It’s time for Larry to face the truth. Heh, loser, if you want to get millions of views like me, then you’re really going to need to practise!

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25 Second Chance!

Hi their, im emma, larrys ex-girlfriend, and im one off the many millions’ who watched Kiss-me-Kates last show, Kiss This! Well, theirs something id like too say two you, Kate! Yes, i no that larrys a loser, and yes, he shouldnt of cheated on me with his sisters best friend, but at least he was famous for a day - and their are’nt to many kids’ in are school who can say that! So, im going to give larry a second chance. By the way, if kates agent is watching, ive always fancied a career in modelling to!

ANSWER:

Hi there, I’m Emma, Larry’s ex-girlfriend, and I’m one of the many millions who watched Kiss-me-Kate’s last show, Kiss This! Well, there’s something I’d like to say to you, Kate! Yes, I know that Larry’s a loser, and yes, he shouldn’t have cheated on me with his sister’s best friend, but at least he was famous for a day - and there aren’t too many kids in our school who can say that! So, I’m going to give Larry a second chance. By the way, if Kate’s agent is watching, I’ve always fancied a career in modelling too!

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26. Kissed Off!

Anna: In case your wondering why weve come here Today …Hannah: Were here to tell you that … weve been betrayed!Anna: We thought Kiss-me-Kate was are Best Friend!Hannah: But shes dropped us know that her shows being watched by tens’ of millions’ off kids’ across the hole world!Anna: Its effected us both very badly. Hannah: Were going threw a lot off emotional pain.Anna: Do you no, their are less people paying attention to us now than ever before!Hannah: Its simply to much too bear!Anna: So, if anybodys out their…Hannah: If anybody cares’…TOGETHER: We hate you Kiss-me-Kate!

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ANSWER:

Anna: In case you’re wondering why we’ve come here today …Hannah: We’re here to tell you that … we’ve been betrayed!Anna: We thought Kiss-me-Kate was our best friend!Hannah: But she’s dropped us now that her show’s being watched by tens of millions of kids across the whole world!Anna: It’s affected us both very badly. Hannah: We’re going through a lot of emotional pain.Anna: Do you know, there are fewer people paying attention to us now than ever before!Hannah: It’s simply too much to bear!Anna: So, if anybody’s out there…Hannah: If anybody cares…TOGETHER: We hate you Kiss-me-Kate!

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27. Larry’s Big Workout!

Dudes, in order too boost my shows ratings’, ive decided too create my very own series off exercise videos’ and in them im going to teach you everything i no about keeping fit! If your lacking in energy and feeling out off condition, then in less than five minutes’ a day, i can change you’re hole outlook on Life. So, lets get started. Raise you’re arms like this, take a deep breath, take an even deeper yawn, then rest. Good work out kids’! And Remember, practice this simple routine every day and you to could have a body like mine!

ANSWER:

Dudes, in order to boost my show’s ratings, I’ve decided to create my very own series of exercise videos and in them I’m going to teach you everything I know about keeping fit! If you’re lacking in energy and feeling out of condition, then in fewer than five minutes a day, I can change your whole outlook on life. So, let’s get started. Raise your arms like this, take a deep breath, take an even deeper yawn, then rest. Good work out kids! And remember, practise this simple routine every day and you too could have a body like mine!

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28. Fit to be Kissed!

Hi Everyone. I do’nt no about you, but i really worked up a sweat watching larrys exercise video. Iv’e never laughed so much in my hole life. I mean, whose going too take that freak seriously as a Fitness Instructor? That’s just to much too ask! However, my own exercise video, “Fit too be Kissed!”, has proven too be yet another Global Success and has already effected the lives of many millions’ off teenage boys’. Thanks for watching guys! By the way, your really going to love the sequel: “20 ways’ to work out you’re lips!”

ANSWER:

Hi everyone. I don’t know about you, but I really worked up a sweat watching Larry’s exercise video. I’ve never laughed so much in my whole life. I mean, who’s going to take that freak seriously as a fitness instructor? That’s just too much to ask! However, my own exercise video, ‘Fit to be Kissed!’, has proven to be yet another global success and has already affected the lives of many millions of teenage boys. Thanks for watching guys! By the way, you’re really going to love the sequel: ‘20 ways to work out your lips!’

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29. Anger management!

Do you remember me, scrapper? I got expelled from are school a couple off months’ back because i flooded the girls gymnasium and set fire too mr foxtons desk. Well, i’m back, and ive asked larry if i can be on his show. He did’nt take to much persuading. You see, ive been having counselling for my anger issues’ and, as i explained too larry, its a good job i found a good therapist … before i found larry! Gorillas armpit!? Anyway, im threw with all that know. By the way, if Kiss-me-Kates watching, i was one off the many millions’ of boys’ who were deeply effected by you’re last show. I may of got a hole load’ve rage inside off me, but Kiss-me-Kates videos’ always put a smile on my face!

ANSWER:

Do you remember me, Scrapper? I got expelled from our school a couple of months back because I flooded the girls’ gymnasium and set fire to Mr Foxton’s desk. Well, I’m back, and I’ve asked Larry if I can be on his show. He didn’t take too much persuading. You see, I’ve been having counselling for my anger issues and, as I explained to Larry, it’s a good job I found a good therapist … before I found Larry! Gorilla’s armpit!? Anyway, I’m through with all that now. By the way, if Kiss-me-Kate’s watching, I was one of the many

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millions of boys who were deeply affected by your last show. I may have got a whole load of rage inside of me, but Kiss-me-Kate’s videos always put a smile on my face!

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30. True Love!

LARRY: Emma and i have been going out for a hole month know – and its true love! Theirs know other way to describe whats in are hearts!

EMMA: Yes, were very happy. But just too make sure, ive told larry too stay away from his sisters best friend!

LARRY: Err, as i said, were in love …

EMMA: Because if that skank practices her moves on larry again, they’re going too be some serious side-affects.

LARRY: It was only a kiss. It could of been worse!

EMMA: It should never of happened! (Out of 23)

LARRY: Of course, when your going out with someone, their are always ups’ and downs’.

EMMA: Sometimes, their are less ups than downs. And cheating on you’re girlfriends a definite down!

LARRY: I mean, whose Perfect?

EMMA: Weve been threw a lot but, as larry says, this time its …

TOGETHER: True Love!

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ANSWER:

LARRY: Emma and I have been going out for a whole month now – and it’s true love! There’s no other way to describe what’s in our hearts!

EMMA: Yes, we’re very happy. But just to make sure, I’ve told Larry to stay away from his sister’s best friend!

LARRY: As I said, we’re very much in love …

EMMA: Because if that skank practises her moves on Larry again, there are going to be some serious side-effects.

LARRY: It was only a kiss. It could have been worse!

EMMA: It should never have happened! (OUT OF 23)

LARRY: Of course, when you’re going out with someone, there are always ups and downs.

EMMA: Sometimes, there are fewer ups than downs. And cheating on your girlfriend’s a definite down!

LARRY: I mean, who’s perfect?

EMMA: We’ve been through a lot but, as Larry says, this time it’s …

TOGETHER: True love!

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LAZY LARRY’S CHRISTMAS MESSAGE

TASK:

Dudes, you no how if your a catholic youve got the popes christmas message, and if your a brit then their is the queens, well if your young, hip and happening, then heres a christmas message just for you: may you get the hole crate load off things’ you should of been busy pestering your parents’ in too buying you for the past too months’!

But seriously folks’, its are most solemn time year, and so i’m also going too be making a very special appeal. Please follow the link below which will take you straight too amazons website were youll find my very own christmas wish list! Merry christmas everybody, and a happy New Year!

 

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ANSWER:

Dudes, you know how if you’re a Catholic you’ve got the Pope’s Christmas message, and if you’re a Brit then there is the Queen’s, well if you’re young, hip and happening, then here’s a Christmas message just for you: may you get the whole crate load of things you should’ve been busy pestering your parents into buying you for the past two months!

But seriously folks, it’s our most solemn time of year, and so I’m also going to be making a very special appeal. Please follow the link below which will take you straight to Amazon’s website where you’ll find my very own Christmas wish list! Merry Christmas everybody, and a happy New Year!

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LAZY LARRY’S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

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Dudes, how Creeptastic! My parents’ are away for the hole Weekend, hooray, and ive been dared too stay in are Towns most Haunted House! Ive been bet fifty dollars’ that i wont last an hour. Well, they really shouldnt of put there money were there mouths’ are cause im going too stay right threw the hole night! No spooks are going too have a bad affect on me! My friends wallets’ are definitely going too be a lot lighter the next time i see them. Well, to bad for them! Mind you, this place does give me the Heebie Jeebies’. Still, its silly too be scared cause, as we all no, their are know such things as ghosts’!

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Dudes, how creeptastic! My parents are away for the whole weekend, hooray, and I’ve been dared to stay in our town’s most haunted house! I’ve been bet fifty dollars that I won’t last an hour. Well, they really shouldn’t have put their money where their mouths are ‘cause I’m going to stay right through the whole night! No spooks are going to have a bad effect on me! My friends’ wallets are definitely going to be a lot lighter the next time I see them. Well, too bad for them! Mind you, this place does give me the heebie jeebies. Still, it’s silly to be scared ‘cause, as we all know, there are no such things as ghosts!

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LAZY LARRY’S EASTER EGG-STRAVAGANZA

Dudes, its every chocaholics’ favourite Time off Year, easter! Off course, my parents’ are always moaning that weve lost the true meaning off this Special Occasion so, in order too stop them from going of there rockers’ and giving me a hole load off grief, im going too teach you kids’ some important historical facts’. The easter bunny is first supposed to of arrived in the U.S. in the 1700’s with a boatload off german immigrants’. This rabbit then

Author: Peter Morrisson

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appears too of gotten out off it’s cage and legged it, cause know there all over the place. Owing too it’s Magical Chocolate Egg-Laying Powers’, its since become this big religious thing - and so we should all be grateful and forever give thanks’. Okay kids’, sermons over - now enjoy you’re eggs!

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Dudes, it’s every chocaholic’s favourite time of year, Easter! Of course, my parents are always moaning that we’ve lost the true meaning of this special occasion so, in order to stop them from going off their rockers and giving me a whole load of grief, I’m going to teach you kids some important historical facts. The Easter Bunny is first supposed to have arrived in the U.S. in the 1700s with a boatload of German immigrants. This rabbit then appears to have gotten out of its cage and legged it, ‘cause now they’re all over the place. Owing to its magical chocolate egg-laying powers, it’s since become this big religious thing - and so we should all be grateful and forever give thanks. Okay kids, sermon’s over - now enjoy your eggs!

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Author: Peter Morrisson