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THE' BATTALION Pag-e 2 College Station, Texas Tuesday, October 30, 1962 CADET SLOUCH BATTALION EDITORIALS y**- mmm | i by Jim Earle J ' JJa Campus Chest Drive Looks On Road Toward Success Another Campus Chest drive was kicked-off Monday and it was encouraging- to see three campus organizations immediately reach or pass the campus-wide goal of $1 per student. We feel sure even more groups have reached their own goals by now, with the bulk of reports still to come later in the week. M o n d a^y the First Brigade and First Battle Group r*"7 staffs in the Corps of Cadets turned in 100 per cent donations, Then the Civilian Student Council announced that each of its members had donated $1.50. These amounts, plus money collected from tubs at the two Kyle Field football games, have placed the Chest in good position to reach its $8,000 goal. And reports have yet to be received from corps units or civilian dormitories. In the past the bulk collections has come from these sources. Most encouraging to us was the 150 per cent CSC con- tribution. We hope this shows that the drive will receive more support than ever from civilians. Ever since elections r. " ~ J last spring civilian interest in campus activities has been 1 on the increase, and in no other place would a continued up- surge be more pleasantly felt. And without almost unanimous civilian support, the drive has no hope of even nearing its goal. Corps contributions, the main brunt'of past drives, shouldnt really be expected to carry over 50 per cent of the final total. Without a doubt, the drive is off to a good start. But now is not the time to sit back and reflect on its apparent success. Campaign workers will devote almost all their spare time this week on the jobthe least each individual student can do is see that his contribution, no matter how small or large, is counted in the final goal. This will assure success. Job Calls Wednesday Martin CompanyAeronautical engineering, electrical engineer- ing, mechanical engineering, mathematics and physics, BS, MS, PhD. U.S. Army Corps of Engineers Civil engineering, electrical en- gineering and mechanical engi- neering, BS, MS. Food and Drug Administration Chemistry, biochemistry, food technology (daiiy science), phys- I cant figure it out! Theyve been singing thWar Hymn since thgame!Bulletin Board Professional Societies Pre-Veterinary society will meet at 7:15 p.m. in the vet school auditorium. A speaker is scheduled. Marketing society will meet at 7:30 p.m. in Room 2-C of the Memorial Student Center. A speaker is scheduled. Sound Off- Editor, The Battalion: While at Baylor for the game Saturday, we noticed in their school paper, the Baylor Lariat, the usual articles deriding our spirit. Among them was one en- titled, Aggies Are Never Beaten, But They Do Get Outscored.We would like to quote a few state- ments from that article that should be of interest to every real Aggie. There are lots of guys want- ing to go,said fish Larry Mar- tin. It seems like it will be a very interesting game. I dont kjiow exactly why everyone wants to go-maybe its because Waco is so close. I dont really know who will win, but if I were talk- ing to an upperclassman, Id say A&M.As junior Dwain Bryant said, Theres always the possibility that A&M might lose. Most of the guys are really disgusted with the team and dont think they can do anything. We thought they might beat the University of Houston, but they blew it.Statements such as these are enough to make a real Aggie fighting mad. Weve stuck with our team through three years of good times and badi They need our support, and we have a duty to make them know that were Get a flying start on Continental! WASHINGTON NEW ORLEANS CHICAGO) Convenient connections at Dallas and Houston with fast I ~ rejj 4-engine non-stops east. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Continental at VI 6-4789. CiirX CONTINENTAL] AIRLINESj CONTINENTAL THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu- dent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, non- profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and op- erated by students as a college and community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College. behind them all the way. There are some people attend- ing this college who pay their fees and call themselves Aggies, slander the name of Texas A&M and make a mockery of its tradi- tions. To these people we say, Highway 6 runs both ways.Milton McLeod, 63 and five others Editor, The Battalion: The Aggie Campus Chest drive has begun this week and its time for us to start digging down into our pockets for contribu- tions. I am addressing primarily the civilian students here at A&M, who in the past have been repre- sented by a very unimpressive portion of our schools total con- tributions. After having talked with the dormitory presidents I know that they, along with their dormitory councils, will give this collection drive, their full effort. Every student will be contacted by a representative from his housing unit. The rest is up to us students. No one can say this isnt a worthy cause were being- asked to contribute to; over two- thirds of the fund remains on our campus for the benefit of us stu- dents. Lets all give a dollar in sup- port of this drive; its a sound investment. It might prove to help you during a time of need this next year, and it will surely help out some fellow-Aggie. Keep your eye on the .bar- graph in the MSC and lets make it grow. After all, whats just a dollar from an Aggie?PALACE Bryan LAST DAY PHANTOM OF THE OPERAJeff Harp, President Civilian Student Council CORRECTED SCHEDULE Outfit picture for the Aggieland will be made according to the schedule below. Uniform will be class A winter. Outfit C. O.s will wear sabers; seniors will wear boots. Ike jackets may be worn if all sen- iors in the outfit can obtain them. Guidons and Award flags will be carried. All personnel in the outfit will wear the hilled service cap issued by the col- lege. The type of cap worn by underclassmen to and from the picture taking area is left to the discretion of the outfit C. O. Outfits should be in front of the Administration Building by 1230 hrs. on the appointed day. Arrangements should be made by the first sergeant with mess hall supervisors to allow the outfit to be admitted to the mess hall early. 25 Oct. A-l, B1 26 Oct. C-l, D-l 29 Oct. E-l, F-l 30 Oct. G-l, G-2 31 Oct. A-2, B-2 1 Nov. C-2, D-2 2 Nov. E-2, F-2 5 Nov. A-3, B-3 6 Nov. C-3, D-3 7 Nov. H-3, Sqd. 16 8 Nov. E-3, F-3 12 Nov. G-3, 1-3 13 Nov. Sqd. 1, Sqd. 2 14 -Nov. Sqd. 3, Sqd. 4 15 Nov. Sqd. 5, Sqd. 6 27 Nov. Sqd. 7, Sqd. 8 28 Nov. Sqd. 9, Sqd. 10 29 Nov. Sqd. 11, Sqd. 12 30 Nov. Sqd. 13, Sqd. 14 3 Dec. Sqd. 15 4 Dec. M-Band, W-Band Wide-ranging growth opportunities at in Orlando, Florida The Martin Companys record of success on many missile and electronic programs is well known. In Orlando, Flor- ida, the Martin Company developed Pershing, Bullpup, GAM-83, Lacrosse, Racep, Missile Master and BIRDIE. Creative freedom, major contracts and continued growth mean an unlimited future for qualified graduates with BS, MS or Ph.D. degrees in EE, ME, AE, Physics or Math. INTERVIEWS AT TEXAS A&M WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31 See your placement officer for an appointment to dis- cuss your future with us or send your resume to Mr. William Bennett, Martin Company, Orlando Division, Sec. Orlando, Florida. (An equal opportunity employer.) AtAPtiarrTA ORLANDO DIVISION LAST DAY BATTLE STRIPEBEYOND ALL LIMITSSTARTS TOMORROW How did they ever make a movie of LOLITA Members of the Student Publications Board are James U. Uindsey, McGuire, School of Arts and Sciences ; J. A. Orr, School of Engineer) n r. E. D.------- E. Lindsey, chairman : Delbert f Engineering; J. M. Holcomb, School of Agriculture; and Dr. E. D. McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine. The Battalion, a student newspaper at Texas A.&M. is published in College Sta- tion, Texas daily except Saturday. Sunday, and Monday, and holiday her through May, and once a week during summer school. periods. ege Sta- Septem- he spatches credited to it ontaneous origin published are also reserved. news of •re- Second-class postage paid College Station, Te MEMBER: The Associated Press Texas Press Assn. Represented national!* by National Advertisfn ng >rk e r Inc., New Yo: go, Los An- an Francisco. Mail spbecriptions are $3.50 per All subscriptions subject to 2% sail ix. Adv< Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA Building, mester; $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year, tax. Advertising rate furnished on request. College Station, Texas. ^■lay H editorial office. Room 4, YMCA Bu: ide by telephoning VI 6-6618 or VI 6-4910 or at the lilding. For advertising or delivery call VI 6-6415. ALAN PAYNE_______________________________________________- EDITOR Ronnie Bookman _____________________________________ Managing- Editor Van Conner______ ______ _________________________________ Sports Editor Dan Louis, Gerry Brown, Ronnie Fann ....... .. .................... Netvs Editors Kent Johnston, Karl Rubenstein, Ted Jablonski ................. Staff Writers Jim Butler. Adrian Adair______ ______________ Assistant Sport Editors STARTS TOMORROW Jeff Hunter In NO MAN IS ISLAND(In Color) AN QUEEN LAST DAY TARZAN THE APE MAN& MATING GAME"BEST PICTURE!" Winner of 10 Academy Awards A Movie You Must See STARTS THURS. METROGOLDWYNMAYER presents in association with SEVEN ARTS PRODUCTIONS JAMES B. HARRIS a™j Q | j "j"^ STANLEY KUBRICK'S JESMASONSHELLEY WINTERS PETER SELLERS «V»™*-SUE LYON S*- tm Approved by the Production Code Administration mm CIRCLE LAST NITE ADVICE & CONSENT-it VILLAics and bacteriology (biology). Wednesday and Thursday Litton Systems, Inc.Electri- cal engineering, mechanical en- gineering, mathematics and phys- ics, BS, MS, PhD. Thiokol Chemical Co., Long- horn Division—Chemical e n g i- neering, electrical engineering, industrial engineering, mechani- cal engineering, chemistry and physics. Soviets Aid Indonesia JAKARATA, Indonesia With Soviet help, Indonesia k: to launch its first space r«i in 1964 for scientific purp united. We will now be stroij He said the Soviet Union also; train a team of Indonesian aa nauts. CONNALLY for GOVERNOR Texas needs BIG JOHNStickers, buttons and literature available at Campus Headquar- ters . . . North Gate (upstairs), across from Post Office. (Paid Political Ad) Welcome To COACH NORTONS PANCAKE HOUSE featuring Special Lunches Monday Thru Friday 11:30 til 2:00 Also Steaks, Shrimp and Otlj Fine Foods. East Gate Highway6Si On Campos with Max Shu {Author of 7 Was a Teen-age Dwarf," The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis,etc.) EAT, SLEEP, AND MATRICULATE The trouble with early morning classes is that youre too sleepy, At late morning classes youre too hungry. At early afternoon classes youre too logy. At late afternoon classes you're too hungry again. The fact isand we might as well face it-there is no good time of day to take a class. What shall we do then? Abandon our colleges to the ivy? I say no! I say America did not become the hope of mankind and the worlds largest producer of butterfats and tallow by running away from a fight! If youre always too hungry or too sleepy for class, then let's hold classes when youre not too hungry or sleepy: namely, when youre eating or sleeping. Classes while eating are a simple matter. Just have a lecturer lecture while the eaters eat. But watch out for noisy food, I mean who can hear a lecturer lecture when everybody is crunch- ing celery or matzo or like that? Serve quiet stufflike anchovy paste on a doughnut, or steaming bowls of lamb fat. And kindly observe silence while lighting your post-prandial Marlboro Cigarette. Dont be striking kitchen matches on your / .V* Hi X*.... jeans. Instead carry an ember from the dormitory fireplace in your purse or pocket. Place the Marlboro, against the ember. Light it quietly. Smoke it quietly. Oh, I know I ask a great deal! I know that ones natural instinct upon encountering Marlboros fine flavor and filter is to throw' back ones head and bellow great, rousing cries of joy. But you must not. You must contain your ecstacy, lest you disturb the lecturing lecturer, You can, if you like, permit yourself a few' small shudders of pleasure as you smoke, but take care not to wear garments which will set up a clatter when you shudderlike taffeta, for example, or knee cymbals. Let us turn now to the problem of learning while sleeping, First, can it be done? 'Yes, it can. Psychologists have proved that the brain is definitely able to assimilate information during sleep. Take, for instance, a recent experiment conducted by a leading Eastern university (Stanford). A small tape recorder wms placed under the pillow of the subject, a freshman named Glebe Sigafoos. When Glebe was fast asleep, the recorder was turned on. Softly, all through the night, it repeated three statements in Glebe's slumbering ear: 1. Herbert Spencer lived to the age of 109 and is called The Founder of English Eclectic Philosophy.2. The banana plant is not a tree but a large perennial herb- 3. The Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914 at Sarajevo by a young nationalist named Mjilas Cvetnic, whohas been called The Trigger of World War I.When Glebe awroke in the morning, the psychologists said to him, Herbert Spencer lived to the age of 109. What is he called?! Glebe promptly replied, Perennial Herb.Next they asked him, What has Mjilas Cvetnic been called?1 Replied Glebe, Perennial Serb.Finally they said, Is the banana plant a tree?But Glebe, exhausted from the long interrogation, had fallen back asleep, where he is to this day. © waa mksw** Glebe sleeps, but you, we trust, are up and about. Whynol improve each waking hour with our fine productMarlboro Cigarettes? You get a lot to likefilter, flavor, pack or boi PEANUTS By Charles M. Sc^ I PLACE (T J05T A btTTLE BEL0UJ THE ONE ABOUT TH£ FLVlfSO REINDEER] •efeaieg tftrv UNirtO MITISTS C inte Aca ther for acac D

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THE' BATTALIONPag-e 2 College Station, Texas Tuesday, October 30, 1962

CADET SLOUCH

BATTALION EDITORIALSy**- mmm | i

by Jim EarleJ • ■ ' JJa

Campus Chest Drive Looks On Road Toward Success

Another Campus Chest drive was kicked-off Monday and it was encouraging- to see three campus organizations immediately reach or pass the campus-wide goal of $1 per student.

We feel sure even more groups have reached their own goals by now, with the bulk of reports still to come later in the week.

M o n d a^y the First Brigade and First Battle Group r*"7 staffs in the Corps of Cadets turned in 100 per cent donations,Then the Civilian Student Council announced that each of its members had donated $1.50.

These amounts, plus money collected from tubs at the two Kyle Field football games, have placed the Chest in good position to reach its $8,000 goal. •

And reports have yet to be received from corps units or civilian dormitories. In the past the bulk collections has come from these sources.

Most encouraging to us was the 150 per cent CSC con­tribution. We hope this shows that the drive will receivemore support than ever from civilians. Ever since elections r. ’ " ~ Jlast spring civilian interest in campus activities has been 1 on the increase, and in no other place would a continued up­surge be more pleasantly felt. And without almost unanimous civilian support, the drive has no hope of even nearing its goal. Corps contributions, the main brunt'of past drives, shouldn’t really be expected to carry over 50 per cent of the final total.

Without a doubt, the drive is off to a good start. But now is not the time to sit back and reflect on its apparent success. Campaign workers will devote almost all their spare time this week on the job—the least each individual student can do is see that his contribution, no matter how small or large, is counted in the final goal. This will assure success.

Job CallsWednesday

Martin Company—Aeronautical engineering, electrical engineer­ing, mechanical engineering, mathematics and physics, BS, MS, PhD.

U.S. Army Corps of Engineers —Civil engineering, electrical en­gineering and mechanical engi­neering, BS, MS.

Food and Drug Administration—Chemistry, biochemistry, food technology (daii’y science), phys-

“ I can’t figure it out! They’ve been singing th’ War Hymn since th’ game!”

Bulletin BoardProfessional Societies

Pre-Veterinary society will meet at 7:15 p.m. in the vet school auditorium. A speaker is scheduled.

Marketing society will meet at 7:30 p.m. in Room 2-C of the Memorial Student Center. A speaker is scheduled.

Sound Off-Editor,The Battalion:

While at Baylor for the game Saturday, we noticed in their school paper, the Baylor Lariat, the usual articles deriding our spirit. Among them was one en­titled, “Aggies Are Never Beaten, But They Do Get Outscored.” We would like to quote a few state­ments from that article that should be of interest to every real Aggie.

“There are lots of guys want­ing to go,” said fish Larry Mar­tin. “It seems like it will be a very interesting game. I don’t kjiow exactly why everyone wants to go—-maybe it’s because Waco

is so close. I don’t really know who will win, but if I were talk­ing to an upperclassman, I’d say A&M.”

As junior Dwain Bryant said, “There’s always the possibility that A&M might lose. Most of the guys are really disgusted with the team and don’t think they can do anything. We thought they might beat the University of Houston, but they blew it.”

Statements such as these are enough to make a real Aggie fighting mad. We’ve stuck with our team through three years of good times and badi They need our support, and we have a duty to make them know that we’re

Get a flying start on Continental!

WASHINGTONNEW ORLEANSCHICAGO)

Convenient connections at Dallas and Houston with fast I~ rejj4-engine non-stops east. For reservations, call your Travel

Agent or Continental at VI 6-4789.

’CiirX CONTINENTAL] AIRLINESjCONTINENTAL

THE BATTALIONOpinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu­

dent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, non­profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and op­erated by students as a college and community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College.

behind them all the way.There are some people attend­

ing this college who pay their fees and call themselves Aggies, slander the name of Texas A&M and make a mockery of its tradi­tions. To these people we say, “Highway 6 runs both ways.”

Milton McLeod, ’63 and five others

★ ★ ★Editor,The Battalion:

The Aggie Campus Chest drive has begun this week and it’s time for us to start digging down into our pockets for contribu­tions.

I am addressing primarily the civilian students here at A&M, who in the past have been repre­sented by a very unimpressive portion of our school’s total con­tributions. After having talked with the dormitory presidents I know that they, along with their dormitory councils, will give this collection drive, their full effort.

Every student will be contacted by a representative from his housing unit. The rest is up to us students. No one can say this isn’t a worthy cause we’re being- asked to contribute to; over two- thirds of the fund remains on our campus for the benefit of us stu­dents.

Let’s all give a dollar in sup­port of this drive; it’s a sound investment. It might prove to help you during a time of need this next year, and it will surely help out some fellow-Aggie.

Keep your eye on the .bar- graph in the MSC and let’s make

it grow. After all, what’s just “a dollar from an Aggie?”

PALACEBryan

LAST DAY‘PHANTOM OF THE

OPERA”

Jeff Harp, President Civilian Student Council

CORRECTED SCHEDULEOutfit picture for the Aggieland will be made according to the schedule below.Uniform will be class A winter. Outfit C. O.s will wear sabers; seniors will wear boots. Ike jackets may be worn if all sen­iors in the outfit can obtain them. Guidons and Award flags will be carried. All personnel in the outfit will wear the hilled service cap issued by the col­lege. The type of cap worn by underclassmen to and from the picture taking area is left to the discretion of the outfit C. O. Outfits should be in front of the Administration Building by 1230 hrs. on the appointed day. Arrangements should be made by the first sergeant with mess hall supervisors to allow the outfit to be admitted to the mess hall early.25 Oct. A-l, B126 Oct. C-l, D-l29 Oct. E-l, F-l30 Oct. G-l, G-231 Oct. A-2, B-2

1 Nov. C-2, D-22 Nov. E-2, F-25 Nov. A-3, B-36 Nov. C-3, D-37 Nov. H-3, Sqd. 168 Nov. E-3, F-3

12 Nov. G-3, 1-313 Nov. Sqd. 1, Sqd. 214 -Nov. Sqd. 3, Sqd. 415 Nov. Sqd. 5, Sqd. 627 Nov. Sqd. 7, Sqd. 828 Nov. Sqd. 9, Sqd. 1029 Nov. Sqd. 11, Sqd. 1230 Nov. Sqd. 13, Sqd. 14

3 Dec. Sqd. 154 Dec. M-Band, W-Band

Wide-ranging growth opportunities at

in Orlando, Florida

The Martin Company’s record of success on many missile and electronic programs is well known. In Orlando, Flor­ida, the Martin Company developed Pershing, Bullpup, GAM-83, Lacrosse, Racep, Missile Master and BIRDIE. Creative freedom, major contracts and continued growth mean an unlimited future for qualified graduates with BS, MS or Ph.D. degrees in EE, ME, AE, Physics or Math.

INTERVIEWS AT TEXAS A&M WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31

See your placement officer for an appointment to dis­cuss your future with us or send your resume to Mr. William Bennett, Martin Company, Orlando Division, Sec.

Orlando, Florida. (An equal opportunity employer.)

AtAPtiarrTAORLANDO DIVISION

LAST DAY“BATTLE STRIPE’

“BEYOND ALL LIMITS”

STARTS TOMORROW

How did they ever make a movie of

LOLITA

Members of the Student Publications Board are James U. Uindsey, McGuire, School of Arts and Sciences ; J. A. Orr, School of Engineer) n

r. E. D.-------

E. Lindsey, chairman : Delbert f Engineering; J. M. Holcomb,

School of Agriculture; and Dr. E. D. McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine.

The Battalion, a student newspaper at Texas A.&M. is published in College Sta­tion, Texas daily except Saturday. Sunday, and Monday, and holiday her through May, and once a week during summer school.

periods.ege Sta- Septem-

hespatches credited to it ontaneous origin published are also reserved.

news of

•re-

Second-class postage paid College Station, Te

MEMBER:The Associated Press Texas Press Assn.

Represented national!* by National Advertisfnng

>rke r

Inc., New Yo: go, Los An- an Francisco.

Mail spbecriptions are $3.50 per All subscriptions subject to 2% sail ix. Adv<Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA Building,

mester; $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year, tax. Advertising rate furnished on request.

College Station, Texas.

^■lay Heditorial office. Room 4, YMCA Bu:

ide by telephoning VI 6-6618 or VI 6-4910 or at the lilding. For advertising or delivery call VI 6-6415.

ALAN PAYNE_______________________________________________- EDITORRonnie Bookman _____________________________________ Managing- EditorVan Conner____________ _________________________________ Sports EditorDan Louis, Gerry Brown, Ronnie Fann ....... ......................— Netvs EditorsKent Johnston, Karl Rubenstein, Ted Jablonski ................. Staff WritersJim Butler. Adrian Adair______ ______________ Assistant Sport Editors

STARTS TOMORROW Jeff Hunter

In“NO MAN IS

ISLAND”(In Color)

AN

QUEENLAST DAY

“TARZAN THE APE MAN”

&“MATING GAME”

"BEST PICTURE!"Winner of 10 Academy Awards

A Movie You Must

SeeSTARTSTHURS.

METROGOLDWYNMAYER presents in association with SEVEN ARTS PRODUCTIONS JAMES B. HARRIS a™j Q | j "j"^STANLEY KUBRICK'S

JESMASONSHELLEY WINTERS PETER SELLERS «V»™*-SUE LYON S*-

tm Approved by the Production Code Administration mm

CIRCLELAST NITE

“ADVICE & CONSENT”

“-it ‘VILLA’

ics and bacteriology (biology).

Wednesday and Thursday Litton Systems, Inc.—Electri­

cal engineering, mechanical en­gineering, mathematics and phys­ics, BS, MS, PhD.

Thiokol Chemical Co., Long­horn Division—Chemical e n g i- neering, electrical engineering, industrial engineering, mechani­cal engineering, chemistry and physics.

Soviets Aid IndonesiaJAKARATA, Indonesia

With Soviet help, Indonesia k: to launch its first space r«i in 1964 for scientific purp united. We will now be stroij He said the Soviet Union also; train a team of Indonesian aa nauts.

CONNALLY for GOVERNOR “Texas needs BIG JOHN”

Stickers, buttons and literature available at Campus Headquar­ters . . . North Gate (upstairs), across from Post Office.

(Paid Political Ad)

Welcome To

COACH NORTON’S PANCAKE HOUSE

featuring Special Lunches

Monday Thru Friday 11:30 til 2:00

Also Steaks, Shrimp and Otlj Fine Foods.

East Gate Highway6Si

On Campos with Max Shu

{Author of “7 Was a Teen-age Dwarf," “The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis,” etc.)

EAT, SLEEP, AND MATRICULATE

The trouble with early morning classes is that you’re too sleepy, At late morning classes you’re too hungry. At early afternoon classes you’re too logy. At late afternoon classes you're too hungry again. The fact is—and we might as well face it-there is no good time of day to take a class.

What shall we do then? Abandon our colleges to the ivy? I say no! I say America did not become the hope of mankind and the world’s largest producer of butterfats and tallow by running away from a fight!

If you’re always too hungry or too sleepy for class, then let's hold classes when you’re not too hungry or sleepy: namely, when you’re eating or sleeping.

Classes while eating are a simple matter. Just have a lecturer lecture while the eaters eat. But watch out for noisy food, I mean who can hear a lecturer lecture when everybody is crunch­ing celery or matzo or like that? Serve quiet stuff—like anchovy paste on a doughnut, or steaming bowls of lamb fat.

And kindly observe silence while lighting your post-prandial Marlboro Cigarette. Don’t be striking kitchen matches on your

/ .V*

HiX*....

jeans. Instead carry an ember from the dormitory fireplace in your purse or pocket. Place the Marlboro, against the ember. Light it quietly. Smoke it quietly. Oh, I know I ask a great deal! I know that one’s natural instinct upon encountering Marlboro’s fine flavor and filter is to throw' back one’s head and bellow great, rousing cries of joy. But you must not. You must contain your ecstacy, lest you disturb the lecturing lecturer, You ’can, if you like, permit yourself a few' small shudders of pleasure as you smoke, but take care not to wear garments which will set up a clatter when you shudder—like taffeta, for example, or knee cymbals.

Let us turn now to the problem of learning while sleeping, First, can it be done?

'Yes, it can. Psychologists have proved that the brain is definitely able to assimilate information during sleep. Take, for instance, a recent experiment conducted by a leading Eastern university (Stanford). A small tape recorder wms placed under the pillow of the subject, a freshman named Glebe Sigafoos. When Glebe was fast asleep, the recorder was turned on. Softly, all through the night, it repeated three statements in Glebe's slumbering ear:

1. Herbert Spencer lived to the age of 109 and is called “The Founder of English Eclectic Philosophy.”

2. The banana plant is not a tree but a large perennial herb-3. The Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914 at

Sarajevo by a young nationalist named Mjilas Cvetnic, whohas been called “The Trigger of World War I.”

When Glebe awroke in the morning, the psychologists said to him, “Herbert Spencer lived to the age of 109. What is he called?’!

Glebe promptly replied, “Perennial Herb.”Next they asked him, “What has Mjilas Cvetnic been called?’1Replied Glebe, “Perennial Serb.”Finally they said, “Is the banana plant a tree?”But Glebe, exhausted from the long interrogation, had fallen

back asleep, where he is to this day. © waa mksw**

Glebe sleeps, but you, we trust, are up and about. Whynol improve each waking hour with our fine product—Marlboro Cigarettes? You get a lot to like—filter, flavor, pack or boi

PEANUTS By Charles M. Sc^

I PLACE (T J05T A btTTLE BEL0UJ THE ONE ABOUT TH£

FLVlfSO REINDEER]

•efeaieg tftrv UNirtO MIT I STS

CinteAcatherforacac

D