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    War PaintAPlay

    BySometimes war is

    waged in thequiet desperationof everyday life.

    MichaelOatman

    andBenjamin

    Graber

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    War Paint A Play

    By Michael Oatman and Benjamin Graber

    Character ListDellMiaAdrienneArtieRegina

    SettingsMiddle Class H meA Par! BenchA"artmentA Diner A GymA Bar

    Syn "sisA sad sac! c llege "r #ess r and a c$ri $s s cial % r!er # rge a "ec$liar& " tentiallydanger $s b nd'

    AC( O)*+SC*)* O)*

    , AT RISE, The scene opens and Mia is standing inside of a squared patch of

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    light. The light cascades from right to left to simulate the opening of an elevator

    door. She is standing facing the audience on the other ise dar!ened stage. Mia

    loo!s fairly "ored. The elevator dings and a #ell steps into the squared patch of

    light and faces for ard. .

    Mia

    / $ong "eat. Mia turns to #ell. 0 D n t 2 !n % y $3

    Dell

    4n % me3

    Mia

    5eah'

    Dell

    Hmmmm3 2 m n t s$re'Mia

    (h $ght 2 did' / Mia turns and faces for ard again '0

    Dell

    2 d $bt it ' ' ' 2 m #airly ne% in t %n'

    Mia

    ) & 2 m s$re 2 !n % y $' 2 ne6er ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 7 rget a #ace3

    Mia

    5eah'

    Dell

    5 $ a st$dent by chance3

    Mia

    5es' 5es& 2 am'

    Dell

    City C llege3

    Mia

    5es'

    Dell

    2 teach there'

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    Mia

    5 $ re a "r #ess r'

    Dell

    Well since 2 teach there& 2 d better be' 2t % $ld be "retty danger $s i# the $ni6ersity

    all %ed strange characters t straggle ## the streets and sha"e y $ng minds'

    Mia

    2# they did all % s$ch a thing 2 % nder i# %e % $ld n tice'

    Dell

    Let me g$ess ' ' ' mmmmm& "erha"s a s cial % r! maj r3

    Mia

    W %' Only ' ' ' / Mia peers at her atch '0 ' ' ' ten in the m rning and 2 6e already been

    stere ty"ed'Dell

    C m n n %& hell& 2t s / #ell glances at his atch '0 19:91 and 2 ha6e already been "egged

    as the e6il racist %hite& hegem nic %hite b y' / %eat 0 2t $s$ally ta!es $ntil 11am # r

    "e "le t #ig$re it $t'

    Mia

    Gi6e it $" y $ l !ed at a sister and instantly y $ th $ght s cial % r! maj r& maybe

    ed$cati n' 2 am als hal# 2ndian& y $ %ant t ma!e s me chanting s $nds r Casin

    j !es3

    Dell

    Hal# 2ndian3

    Mia

    5e"& "r $d # it'

    Dell

    D n t m st blac! # l!s say that ' ' ' that they ha6e 2ndian in their #amily3

    Mia

    2 d n t ha6e it in my #amily' My #ather %as #$ll bl d'

    Dell

    Really3

    Mia

    5es' 5 $ see& y $ can t tell a b ! by its c 6er' Maybe 2 m an engineering maj r # r all

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    y $ !n %'

    Dell

    Maybe y $ are& b$t %e b th !n % that y $ re n t ' ' ' n t beca$se y $ re blac! ' ' ' and

    hal# )ati6e American'

    Mia

    (hen %hy3

    Dell

    2 d n t !n %& maybe the #act that %ere in the Wel#are and Ser6ices b$ilding and y $ re

    %earing a #rigging name tag that says Wel#are Ser6ices n it' 2 mean $nless 2 missed my

    g$ess engineering maj rs d n t $s$ally hang $t in d %nt %n %el#are b$ildings' And by

    the %ay 2 ha6e my c$lt$rally c m"etent dec der ring in my bag'

    Mia2s that s 3

    Dell

    White b y in this t %n3 ) t li!e 2 ha6e a ch ice' / %eat 0

    Mia

    S %hat d y $ teach3

    Dell

    ) thing'

    Mia

    5 $ teach n thing3

    Dell

    5e"'

    Mia

    ) thing' (he $ni6ersity signs y $r chec!s and hands $t health bene#its # r y $ t teach

    n thing3

    Dell

    Di##erent

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    Mia

    B y& 2 tell y $ %hen %e %ere in hea6en %aiting t be b rn 2 m$sta g t in the %r ng line'

    Dell

    (here y $ g ag again ass$ming' D n t c n#$se my % rds t mean that 2 d n t % r!'

    Belie6e me 2 % r!' B$t 2 d n t teach' (he sender+recei6er meth d # "edag gy is d ne&

    man that system is dead' My classes are e>"l rati ns # tr$th& and in# rmati n ' ' ' a

    j $rney ' ' ' that 2 #acilitate& that 2 g$ide %ith a de#t and delicate t $ch b$t ne6er $nhinge&

    im" se r ""ress'

    Mia

    5 $ s$re y $ re n t a "r #ess r # b$llshit ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 5 $ d n t $nderstand& %hat 2 meant %as ' ' 'Mia

    ' ' ' %hat y $ meant is that y $ ha6e n res" nsibility' And that s b$llshit' Whether y $

    %ant it t be r n t& there is al%ays a balance # " %er t e6ery relati nshi"' S me ne s

    $" and s me ne s d %n' S me ne "lays the h e and s me ne "lays the "im"'

    Dell

    ) % that s b$llshit' 5 $ acc$sed me # being a hegem nic #$c!er and in tr$th the biggest

    bstacle # r y $ is y $'

    Mia

    D y $ gi6e grades in this c mm$ne y $ call a class3

    Dell

    O# c $rse& 2 ha6e n ch ice in the matter& s 2 m$st ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' D the st$dents get t ch se the grade they get3

    Dell

    / %eat 0 Well& n '

    Mia

    (hen g$ess %hat: 5 $ re #$ll # shit' 5 $ im" se y $r " %er li!e any ther "r #ess r'

    Dell

    2 d n t im" se anything'

    Mia

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    5 $ ma!e de#initi6e decisi ns@ g$ess %hat that is im" sing " %er'

    Dell

    B$t 2 ' ' ' / &e hear a ding. 0

    Mia

    2 thin! this is y $r #l r "r #ess r'

    Dell

    B$t ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 5 $r #l r& "r #ess r'

    Dell

    B$t ' ' '

    Mia ' ' ' 5 $r #l r' / %eat. #ell e'its. The lights fade to "lac!. 0

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    ,The scene opens to the sound of a pornographic film. #ell is in a des! chair in

    front of a flic!ering computer screen e can(t see. #ell(s pants are do n around

    his an!les. )e uses a to el, pulls up his pants and spea!s, still not facing

    audience. .

    Dell

    Dell& Dell& Dell' / #ell gets up and "egins to pace. 0 When is an ad$lt man s$"" sed t

    st " mast$rbating3 2t s a reas nable

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    tal!ing t : 2t s time that y $ $tgre% "$lling y $r "$d& Dell' B$t it #eels s g d' B$t

    y $ hate y $rsel# in the m rning' 2 hate mysel# be# re 2 can e6en clean mysel# $"' 2t the

    "innacle # sel# l athing@ maybe the de#initi n # sel# l athing' Beca$se y $ ha6e

    "r mised y $rsel# y $ %eren t g ing t d it e6er again' (he % rst is %hen y $ li6e %ith

    s me ne ' ' ' Li!e a %i#e ' ' ' r a girl#riend' (hey ta!e it as a "ers nal ins$lt' 2 thin! they

    d ' 2t s n t li!e 2t s a dinnertime c n6ersati n item: Adrienne& 2 thin! 2 ll mast$rbate

    t night' S$re& dear& "ass the $cchini' *6ent$ally y $ get ca$ght' Maybe she %al!s in n

    y $& maybe 2t s the semi rigid hand t %els in the la$ndry' (hen c mes the drama& the

    tears: D n t 2 t$rn y $ n anym re& Dell3 D n t 2 d it right& Dell3 ) st$"id' 2 mean

    yes& b$t n ' 2t s b th ' ' ' and neither' H % can they e>"ect t c m"ete %ith the 6ariety

    # br ads3 As many as y $ %ant' 7ast # r%ard $ntil y $ #ind y $r l 6e sla6e d$ j $r'

    / #ell lumps "ac! into chair that as hac!ing off in. 0 Silly % men' H % can theye>"ect t c m"ete %ith y $r %n hand3 / #ell loo!s at his hand. 0 2s mast$rbati n

    cheating3 2 6e tried n t $sing " rn' / Seemingly out off no here Adrienne calls from off

    stage and then enters a dar!ened area of the stage. 0

    Adrienne

    Dinner s ready' / #ell quic!ly ma!es sure everything is pulled together including

    himself, then crosses into dining area pool of light. Adrienne is putting something on the

    ta"le. #ell sits do n. 0

    Dell

    L !s g d& h n'

    Adrienne

    (han!s'

    Dell

    S d y $'

    Adrienne

    /Said softly, not angrily. 0 What d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    2 %as thin!ing %e might ha6e a date t night'

    Adrienne

    /Said coquettishly. 0 2 d n t !n %& 2 may get a headache'

    Dell

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    (rying t ma!e me % r! # r it3

    Adrienne

    Maybe' H % %as y $r day3

    Dell

    Same ld& same ld'

    Adrienne

    S y $ stayed $t # tr $ble3 ) b in!ing any $nderage c eds t day3

    Dell

    2 th $ght %e %ere d ing # re"lay'

    Adrienne

    S rry& 2 # rg t' 5 $ re j$st are s$ch an easy target'

    Dell2 resemble that' L !& y $ !n % 2 ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' 2# y $ %ant t get laid t night& D n t e6en start d %n that "ath'

    Dell

    L !& Ade' 2 !n % 2 m s$"" sed t !ee" my m $th sh$t' E$st "r 6e it by acti n' Well

    lac! # acti n' B$t 2 am #eeling li!e 2 am getting t ld # r #$c!ing ar $nd'

    Adrienne

    5 $ are a charmer' E$st a sil6er t ng$ed de6il'

    Dell

    2 !n % 2 d n t say things %ell' *s"ecially this st$##' B$t 2 %ant t be the !ind # man

    y $ need me t be'

    Adrienne

    O!ay'

    Dell

    O!ay %hat3

    Adrienne

    (he headache seems t ha6e n t a""eared' We can ha6e a date t night' Ab $t 19:893

    Will that % r! %ith y $r Fiagra3 / The lights fade "lac!. 0

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    AC( O)*+SC*)* (HR**

    , $ights up on masculine loo!ing den in a nice condo in a high rise condominium

    comple' near the Ren*+en. #ell is on the phone. .

    Dell

    5eah man& a Wel#are Ser6ices tag' 4ee" l !ing' / #ell holds phone a ay covering

    receiver. 0 Damn' 5 $ try t call in a #a6 r and ' ' ' / #ell hears something from phone,

    puts "ac! to ear. 0 5eah& (hat s %hat 2 m tal!ing ab $t' 5 $ are the man' 2 %e y $'

    5eah' S$re' O!ay' (han!s' Catch y $ later' / #ell gets up and does something "et een

    the t ist, a shimmy sha!e, and lord !no s hat. Dell dances li!e a %hite man'0 (hat girl

    is #ine' We is hal# %ay t h me and she D n t e6en !n % it' / #ell goes over to mirror

    and tal!s to himself. 0 5 $ are !ay' A little "$dgy' B$t they li!e a little meat n the

    b nes' / #ell touches his side"urns. 0 A little gray' B$t they l 6e that lder l !' / #ell

    stro!es his chin. 0 Chiseled chin' What the hell d es that mean any%ay3 Cheyenne said it

    %as chiseled' Wh am 2 t arg$e3 / #ell leaves mirror paces casually. 0 Why d y $ d

    this t y $rsel#3 2s it really % rth the grie#3 She is t y $ng # r y $3 B$llshit' 5 $ng

    is as y $ng thin!s' Why d y $ al%ays b$llshit y $rsel#3 5 $ re j$st trying t ma!e

    y $rsel# belie6e 5 $ re still y $ng3 2 am still y $ng' Besides& 2t s age that c $nts in

    these matters' (han! g d y $ng g$ys !n % diddly ab $t eating "$ssy' (he %ay t a

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    man s st mach may be # d& b$t the %ay t a y $ng % man s heart is straight lined #r m

    a t ng$e tic!le t that s%eet little nestled clitty' 5 $ are bad' 5 $ are sad' Oh& b$t y $

    are g d' / #ell starts his "ad dancing again. -rom other room, Adrienne calls. 0

    Adrienne

    Dell' / #ell loo!s to ards other room. 0 Dell' Are y $ tal!ing t y $rsel# again3 2 h "e

    y $ aren t l !ing int the mirr r and tal!ing t y $rsel#' 2 s%ear' Dell& 2 am g ing t

    c mmit y $r ass ne # these days' ) % get y $r #anny in here' Dinner is n the table'

    / $ights up on ad acent room on same stage. It is a small dining room. To ards upscale,

    trendy. /ot hat ould "e e'pected from #ell the cool young Professor Adrienne is

    putting a dish on the ta"le that is other ise ready for a meal. #ell crosses into that

    area. 0

    DellS rry' / #ell sits do n and the t o "egin to eat dinner '0

    Adrienne

    5 $ heard ab $t E$lia3 / #ell ignores Adrienne and continues to eat '0 ) 3

    Dell

    2 m s rry ' ' ' %hat did y $ say3

    Adrienne

    5 $ 6e been distracted lately'

    Dell

    5eah'

    Adrienne

    / $ong pause 0 S ' ' ' $hh ' ' ' %hat s her name3

    Dell

    2 beg y $r "ard n3

    Adrienne

    An ther st$dent3

    Dell

    2 d n t !n % %hat y $ are tal!ing ab $t3

    Adrienne

    D n t ins$lt me'

    Dell

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    ) t my st$dent'

    Adrienne

    2 d n t ' ' ' 2 ' ' ' 2 d n t e6en !n % h % t tal! t y $ anym re'

    Dell

    5eah'

    Adrienne

    5 $r a "iece # shit'

    Dell

    2 !n %'

    Adrienne

    2 sh $ld lea6e n %'

    DellD n t'

    Adrienne

    (ell me %hy3

    Dell

    2 d n t !n % %hat y $ %ant me t say'

    Adrienne

    2t s all been said'

    Dell

    2 d l 6e y $'

    Adrienne

    5eah'

    Dell

    D n t lea6e'

    Adrienne

    / $ong pause 0 D n t % rry ' ' ' 2 m as m$ch a c %ard as y $& h n'

    Dell

    Adrienne ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' *at y $r dinner' / They "egin to eat in silence as lights fade. 0

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    ,The spotlight comes up and Mia is sitting at her des! in her office. &e here a

    !noc! on the door. .

    MiaC me in' / The door opens and #ell slouches through it and enters her office. 0

    Dell

    5 $ re a hard % man t #ind' (his "lace is li!e a ma e'

    Mia

    2 didn t !n % any ne %as l !ing& "r #ess r'

    Dell

    Dell ' ' ' call me Dell'

    Mia

    O!ay& Pr #ess r Dell ' ' ' %hat can 2 hel" y $ %ith3

    Dell

    E$st Dell'

    Mia

    Alright& ust Dell& can 2 hel" y $'3

    Dell

    5 $ re a s cial % r!er3

    Mia

    Well act$ally& 2 m a s$"er6is r'

    Dell

    A grad st$dent and a 7amily Ser6ices s$"er6is r'

    Mia

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    2 %as a 7amily Ser6ices s$"er6is r #irst' Decided t g bac! and get my masters'

    Dell

    5eah3

    Mia

    5eah'

    Dell

    2 6e been % r!ing %ith Fisi nI$est 8999 $"stairs'

    Mia

    (hat s a g d "r gram& g d !ids'

    Dell

    5eah& m st # them j$st need a g d start is all' 5 $ mind i# 2 ta!e a seat'

    MiaPlease' S %hat can 2 hel" y $ %ith Pr ' ' ' Dell'

    Dell

    / %eat 0 2 d n t ' ' ' 2 d n t !n %' 2 j$st !n % that 2 needed t see y $ again'

    Mia

    5 $ needed t see me again3

    Dell

    5es'

    Mia

    2# this %as a m 6ie a r mantic c medy "erha"s& and y $ %ere Den el Washingt n& that

    % $ld be

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    ' ' ' 5es& y $ did' 2 didn t say 2 %anted y $' 2 didn t say that 2 %as in l 6e& 2 j$st said that

    2 need t see y $ again'

    Mia

    (hen %hy d y $ %ant t see me3

    Dell

    2 d n t !n %'

    Mia

    St " lying' 5 $ !n %' A man d n t %al! in the d r less he !n %s'

    Dell

    O!ay& 2 %ant t ta!e y $ t l$nch'

    Mia

    L$nch3Dell

    5es& l$nch' S cial % r!ers d eat l$nch d n t they'

    Mia

    A %hite b y trac!s me d %n and %ants t g t l$nch3

    Dell

    (his is getting ann ying& d y $ %ant t g t l$nch r d n t y $3

    Mia

    2 ne6er been n date %ith a %hite b y be# re'

    Dell

    2t s n t a date& its l$nch& j$st l$nch'

    Mia

    2t s ne6er j$st l$nch'

    Dell

    2 thin! 2 m getting a headache'

    Mia

    Really3

    Dell

    5eah' H % ab $t this' 2 sit $t n bench acr ss #r m Bec!y s and eat my bal ney

    sand%ich e6eryday b$t ($esday' 2# y $ %ant t j in me #eel #ree'

    Mia

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    And %hy % $ld 2 %ant t j in a ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' H n& as #ascinating as this 6erbal j $sting is& 2 m b$rning daylight' G tta g '

    Mia

    B$t 2 ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' See ya in the #$nny "a"ers' / #ell e'its '0

    Mia

    B$t 2 ' ' ' / The lights fade to "lac! '0

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    AC( O)*+SC*)* 72F*

    , Artie is sitting on a stool an illuminated platform. #ell enters the scene dressed

    in pa amas and trench coat '.

    Dell

    Artie' What the hell3

    Artie

    Dell& Dell ' ' ' %hat the hell' What the hell Dell' / %eat 0 (hat bitch called y $3

    Dell

    5eah' Caryn called'

    Artie

    What did she say3 What did that bitch say3

    DellShe said that y $ %ere g ing thr $gh a r $gh time' ( ld me t c me get y $3

    Artie

    Bitch'

    Dell

    5 $ need t g h me'

    Artie

    2 d n t %ant t g h me'

    Dell

    5 $ ha6e t ' / #ell al!s over and helps Artie gather his things and put his pants on '0

    S$san m$st be % rried sic!'

    Artie

    She s a bitch'

    Dell

    Caryn s a bitch& y $r %i#e s a bitch' 5 $ really g t a %arm #eeling # r % men t night'

    Artie

    7r m bitch t shining bitch' (hat s %hat my li#e is& #r m bitch t shinning bitch'

    Dell

    5 $ d n t li!e y $r mistress& y $ d n t li!e y $r %i#e ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' 2 hate my j b ' ' ' 2 hate ' ' ' 2 hate ' ' '

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    Dell

    ' ' ' 5 $ hate t "ic! $" a chec! y $ chea" bastard' / The t o men laugh '0

    Artie

    What time is it3

    Dell

    2t s late ' ' ' r early de"ending n y $r "ers"ecti6e'

    Artie.

    2 m dr$n!'

    Dell

    2 n ticed'

    Artie

    G t my b$ ne' / Artie laughs '0Dell

    We are a #e% sh t glasses "ast b$ ed my #riend'

    Artie

    2 miss y $ man'

    Dell

    5 $r j$st dr$n!'

    Artie

    2 am dr$n!' B$t it s n t the li

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    She s in the ther r m' / %eat 0 She s crying'

    Artie

    5eah'

    Dell

    2 had t tal! her $t # calling the c "s'

    Artie

    Bitch'

    Dell

    Let s Artie' / They "egin to e'it the scene '0 Artie'

    Artie

    5eah man3

    DellWhy ' ' ' %hy did y $ hit Caryn3

    Artie

    2t %as n thing'

    Dell

    2 sa% her #ace it %asn t n thing'

    Artie

    (hat bitch !n %s %hat she did' / %eat 0 She !n %s' C m n let s g t Paisley s and get

    s me brea!#ast'

    Dell

    5eah' / The t o men e'it. The lights fade to "lac!. 0

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    , $ight up on #ell ho is sitting on a par! "ench eating a "aloney sand ich '.

    Mia

    (here are a l t # benches in #r nt # Bec!y s

    Dell

    5e"'

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    Mia

    2 mean y $ said bench li!e there %as ne bench r s mething'

    Dell

    2 s$"" se 2 did& didn t 2'

    Mia

    5eah'

    Dell

    5eah'

    Mia

    Well3

    Dell

    5eah3Mia

    5 $ g nna as! me t sit d %n r %hat3

    Dell

    7ree c $ntry'

    Mia

    A little gr$## t day3

    Dell

    Didn t slee" %ell last night' 2 d n t d %ell n t little slee"'

    Mia

    Well n the $"side y $ l ! li!e hell'

    Dell

    2 thin! y $r gi6ing me indigesti n'

    Mia

    5 $ !n % there s a nice bench 6er there' / Mia "egins to al! a ay '0

    Dell

    Wait'

    Mia

    5eah3

    Dell

    (here s "lenty # r m n this bench'

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    Mia

    Say it'

    Dell

    Say %hat3

    Mia

    As! me'

    Dell

    What3

    Mia

    As! me' 2 d n t j$st "lant my ass any%here %ith any ne'

    Dell

    What d es it matter3Mia

    Say it'

    Dell

    W $ld y $3

    Mia

    W $ld 2 %hat3

    Dell

    Please j in me n my bench&

    Mia

    O$r bench'

    Dell

    ) t y $rs $ntil y $ ta!e a seat $" n it my #air lady'

    Mia

    Since its my ta>es that "aid # r this bench and the maintenance there a#ter' 2 %n it'

    Dell

    2t s a tric!y b$siness ' ' ' t %n a thing 2 mean' / #ell "rushes off the space ne't to him

    on the "ench '0 Ha6e a seat %ner # all she s$r6eys' / Mia sits do n '0 5 $ br $ght a

    b !' 2 s$"" se that s a c mmentary # y $r assessment # my #ascinating "ers nality 2

    g$ess'

    Mia

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    ) & 2 j$st did n t !n % i# y $ % $ld be here'

    Dell

    2 t ld y $ 2 % $ld be here'

    Mia

    White men lie' *d$cated %hite men& lie m re than m st'

    Dell

    Aren t y $ a charmer'

    Mia

    E$st saying' 2 didn t !n % i# y $ % $ld be here' 2# y $ % $ld d %hat y $ say& i# y $

    % $ld be %here y $ said y $ % $ld be'

    Dell

    (here y $ g %ith that %hite male is the de6il n n sense' 2 thin! y $ b re me ' ' 'hmmmmm ' ' ' ye"& it s ##icial y $ b re me'

    Mia

    / Mia stands up gra"s the "aloney sand ich out of his hand and tosses over the "ench '0

    Pr #ess rs 2 may be a l t # things& b$t 2 ha6e ne6er been b ring' / %eat 0 And 2 certainly

    d n t b re y $'

    Dell

    (hat %as my sand%ich'

    Mia

    2 g$ess 2 %e y $ then'

    Dell

    2 mean it %as a really g d bal ney sand%ich'

    Mia

    5 $ are r tting sl % inside' 2 can smell it'

    Dell

    / %eat 0 5 $ s$re that s n t j$st the bal ney n my breath3 / Mia leans in close and

    sniffs '0

    Mia

    ) "e' (hat s middle class decay' / %eat. Mia loo!s at her atch '0 2 m b$rning daylight

    g tta g '

    Dell

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    5 $ g nna c me bac!'

    Mia

    Middle class r t' / Mia e'its. Then she quic!ly re*enters. 0 5 $ !n % %hat3

    Dell

    Sit d %n' Rela>' (al! t me'

    Mia

    (al! t y $3

    Dell

    5eah& lets st " being s interesting'

    Mia

    O!ay'

    Dell7a6 rite c l r3

    Mia

    Bl$e

    Dell

    7a6 rite m 6ie'

    Mia

    G d#ather'

    Dell

    G d#ather3

    Mia

    G d#ather& e6ery scene is its %n "er#ect little m 6ie'

    Dell

    2# y $ c $ld ha6e dinner %ith any "ers n in the % rld %h % $ld it be'

    Mia

    Hmmmm ' ' ' anyb dy3

    Dell

    Anyb dy' And d n t tell me Martin L$ther 4ing r Gandhi r s me shit' D n t gi6e me

    the Miss America ans%er'

    Mia

    O!ay& !ay ' ' ' %ell& maybe my grand#ather' 2 ne6er met' E$st gre% $" %ith the st ries

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    ab $t him' A""arently he %as a m $ntain # a man %h %as as gentle as a #a%n' 2 % $ld

    ha6e enj yed being %ith him 2 thin!' 2 l 6e Kem j$st #r m the st ries' And y $3

    Dell

    2 m the ne as!ing the

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    Dell

    H % l ng %hat3

    Mia

    H % l ng ha6e y $ been married'

    Dell

    2 d n t recall saying 2 %as married'

    Mia

    A single man d esn t eat bal ney sand%iches' 2n #act& in the hist ry # l$nch meat a single

    man 6er the age # -1 has ne6er eaten a bal ney sand%ich' Only h $se%i6es ma!e

    bal ney& h n'

    Dell

    2 didn t !n % that'Mia

    5e"' 2ts a #act'

    Dell

    2 s$"" se 2 ll G gle that %hen 2 get bac! t my ##ice'

    Mia

    5e"'

    Dell

    18 years'

    Mia

    A l ng time t be smelling s me else s #arts'

    Dell

    5 $r a r mantic& y $ sh $ld %rite greeting cards'

    Mia

    E$st saying' / %eat 0 (he t% # y $ m$st " siti6ely hate each ther'

    Dell

    Hate % $ld re

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    Mia

    5 $ m$st n t ha6e e6er li6ed thr $gh bad' 2 thin! that % $ld ta!e c m# rtable se6en

    days a %ee! and t%ice n S$nday'

    Dell

    5 $ 6e g t scars'

    Mia

    5e"' 2 came $" n the r $gh side # things' Psych l gical scars are the sl %est t heal

    2 m t ld'

    Dell

    2 %asn t tal!ing ab $t "sych l gical'

    Mia

    What3Dell

    2 6e seen y $ nly a hand#$l # times n %& and each time y $r %earing l ng slee6es'

    Mia

    2t s %inter'

    Dell

    2 can see the scar tiss$e thr $gh the slee6e' 5 $r a c$tter aren t y $3

    Mia

    2 m c m"licated'

    Dell

    Aren t %e all' / %eat 0 5 $ s $nd li!e y $r in denial' 5 $ g nna tell me %hy3

    Mia

    As i# a thing has ne reas n& c me n %hite b y y $r better than that' 2 barely !n % y $'

    5 $r l$c!y 2 t ld y $ my name' We d n t all li6e c m# rtable li6es'

    Dell

    / #ell pulls up his sleeve and reveals a long angry scar that roars do n the underside of

    his forearm '0 S metimes c m# rtable ain t s c m# rtable' / $ong "eat '0

    Mia

    5 $ c$t y $rsel#' 5 $r the c$tter'

    Dell

    ) "e'

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    Mia

    ) % %h s in denial'

    Dell

    C$tters "lay at it' Sit n the #ence' (a" dance n the edge # a "reci"ice and "ee! 6er t

    the ther side'

    Mia

    5 $ c$t y $rsel# l ng %ay& n t acr ss'

    Dell

    5e"'

    Mia

    5 $ made a ch ice'

    Dell5eah'

    Mia

    5et& here y $ sit& bright at the m rning'

    Dell

    One ch ice d es n t al%ays negate an ther'

    Mia

    2n ther % rds it s $nded li!e a g d idea at the time' / They "oth laugh '0

    Dell

    5eah& s mething li!e that' / %eat 0 D es it b ther y $ that 2 m married3

    Mia

    Why % $ld 2 care3

    Dell

    2 d n t 2 might be able t thin! # a reas n r t% '

    Mia

    As #ar as 2 can tell y $ j$st s me %eird %hite d$de n bench %ith a bal ney sand%ich'

    Dell

    Right'

    Mia

    What3

    Dell

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    5eah y $ s"ending y $r l$nch time %ith j$st s me %hite g$y n a bench'

    Mia

    2ts a #ree c $ntry'

    Dell

    5 $ married3

    Mia

    ) "e'

    Dell

    Hmmmm ' ' ' an $nha""ily married man& and a single % man al ne n a bench' What

    c $ld " ssible g %r ng' / #ell he smiles and hands her half of his "aloney sand ich '0

    My lady' / Mia ta!es it and quietly "egins to che . The lights fade to "lac! '0

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    AC( O)*+SC*)* S*F*)

    , #ell is sitting on a par! "ench ith a "undle of papers ne't to him. #ell is

    eating a sand ich and riting on the papers ne't to him. Mia enters the scene '.

    Mia

    5 $ been %aiting l ng3Dell

    E$st sitting here grading "a"ers'

    Mia

    Really3 2 th $ght in y $r classr m th se things graded themsel6es'

    Dell

    Smart ass' 5 $r late'

    Mia

    2 had t #inish an inta!e' / Mia sits do n '0

    Dell

    Bring y $r l$nch3

    Mia

    / Mia holds up a lunch "ag '0 Salad' / %eat 0 Midterms3

    Dell

    5 $ g t it'

    Mia

    (h $ght y $ #inished th se things last %ee!

    Dell

    ) "e' (erm "a"ers last # re6er' 2 c n6inced the damn things breed inside # my attache

    case'

    Mia

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    Oh& calm d %n it s n t li!e y $r brea! r c!s r digging ditches'

    Dell

    2 d n t see a sh 6el in y $r hand either Che Ri6era'

    Mia

    2 m n t the ne c m"laining "r #ess r'

    Dell

    Dell' Call me Dell'

    Mia

    Already " lished ## y $r bal ney sand%ich3

    Dell

    ) "e its in there' E$st n t that h$ngry t day 2 g$ess' 2 see y $ ha6e y $r salad'

    MiaG tta get my m del #ig$re bac! s meh %'

    Dell

    5 $ l ! #ine t me'

    Mia

    7lirting this early in the day'

    Dell

    2 m n t #lirting'

    Mia

    O# c $rse y $ are'

    Dell

    Beca$se 2 said y $ l ! g d'

    Mia

    5 $r % rds are "erha"s the tamest thing ab $t y $' C m"ared t th se leering eyes y $r

    % rds are d %n right Mayberry'

    Dell

    5 $r n$ts y $ !n % that3

    Mia

    5eah& act$ally 2 d ' And y $r a liar' D y $ !n % that3

    Dell

    2 d n t ' ' '

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    Mia

    ' ' ' D n t lie t me' 5 $ can t lie t me'

    Dell

    2 ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' (ell me the tr$th' Be the tr$th' 7 r the #irst time in y $r li#e& be the tr$th'

    Dell

    2 %ant y $'

    Mia

    (hat s a start'

    Dell

    H % c me y $ ne6er as! ab $t my %i#e3Mia

    Beca$se 2 d n t gi6e a shit ab $t y $r "retty little %i#e'

    Dell

    She s n t that "retty and de#initely n t that little'

    Dell

    2t s %eird ' ' ' 2t s n t li!e y $ re my ty"e& r that 2 #ind y $ "retty really ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' Well& than!s ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' (hat s n t %hat 2 meant'

    Mia

    S n t nly are y $ a letch ' ' ' b$t y $ re a letch %h d esn t e6en thin! that 2 m that

    h t'

    Dell

    2t s n t %hat 2 meant'

    Mia

    D n t start lying again' D n t thr % a%ay %hat %e 6e gained' 5 $ been lying y $r

    %h le li#e ha6en t y $3 (his is the tr$th bench' ) #antasies n this bench& n this s"ace

    n *arth' On this bench %e re na!ed and the nly thing that e>ists is that %hich is' / %eat 0

    5 $ thin! that 2 m $gly ' ' ' s mething # reign& s mething # reign ' ' ' s mething ther'

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    Dell

    ) '

    Mia

    5es'

    Dell

    ) ' 5 $ d n t !n % my mind& y $ d n t !n % my mind' 2 d n t thin! y $r $gly ' ' ' in

    #act ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' there e>ists n #act' A #act is j$st an "ini n "$tting n airs ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 2n #act 2 thin! y $ re bea$ti#$l'

    Mia/ $ong "eat '0 Bea$ti#$l3

    Dell

    5es& bea$ti#$l'

    Mia

    gly bea$ti#$l3

    Dell

    ) & 5 $ re "eautiful & bea$ti#$l ' ' ' j$st n t in the %ay that 2 ha6e been c nditi ned t

    "r cess it' A "retty& "retty girl'

    Mia

    2s that all 2 am3

    Dell

    (hat s n t ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' A "retty girl3 A #ragile thing3 A "etty c at %ith breasts3 A d ily %ith c$rls3 A s!irt

    n a table leg ' ' ' is that all that 2 am3

    Dell

    5 $ re ta!ing my % rds and t%isting them' ) % %h s n t being tr$th#$l3 (h $ght this

    %as the tr$th r m3

    Mia

    2t is'

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    Dell

    (hey %hy can t y $ e>ce"t that 2 %ant t get t !n % y $ a little'

    Mia

    Beca$se 2t s a lie'

    Dell

    A lie3

    Mia

    ) & 2t s a g ddamned lie' When y $ see me y $ see a b %l # "ean$ts n the bar t "' A

    thing t be sam"led and digested'

    Dell

    ) ' 2 %ant t get t !n % y $'

    MiaS y $ %ant t get t !n % me3

    Dell

    5es'

    Mia

    5 $ %anna ta!e me $t t dinner instead # hiding n $r little bench here3

    Dell

    Maybe'

    Mia

    5 $ re lying'

    Dell

    ) '

    Mia

    What d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    2 ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' What d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    2 th $ght that ' ' '

    Mia

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    ' ' ' What d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    2t % $ld be great i# ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' What the hell d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    2 %ant t #$c! y $'

    Mia

    / $ong "eat 0 O# c $rse 2 m ins$lted that y $ % $ld say s$ch a thing t a lady s$ch as

    mysel#' B$t a least 2t s h nest'

    Dell

    5 $ as!ed'Mia

    5 $ %ant me t gi6e y $ my b dy3

    Dell

    Well ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 5 $ %ant me t gi6e y $ my b dy ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' Well& act$ally 2 c $ld stand %ith j$st b rr %ing it # r a c $"le # h $rs'

    Mia

    5 $ %ant me t gi6e y $ my b dy3

    Dell

    S mething li!e that'

    Mia

    ) & e>actly li!e that'

    Dell

    5es'

    Mia

    5 $ %ant me t gi6e'

    Dell

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    5es'

    Mia

    5 $ %ant me t gi6e'

    Dell

    5es'

    Mia

    / $ong "eat 0 What are y $ %illing t gi6e3

    Dell

    H$h3

    Mia

    We are barely #i6e inches #r m ne an ther' 5 $ heard me'

    DellWell& yes 2 heard y $ b$t 2 d n t $nderstand'

    Mia

    2 m being as!ed t gi6e& t sacri#ice n the altar # y $r eg ' ( let it g and gi6e it $"' 2

    sim"ly %ant t !n % %hat y $ re %illing t gi6e'

    Dell

    5 $ re as!ing me # r m ney3

    Mia

    2 m n t a h !er'

    Dell

    B$t y $ re as!ing me # r m ney'

    Mia

    ) ' 2 d n t need y $r m ney'

    Dell

    5 $ re %ealthy3

    Mia

    W r!ing # r 7amily Ser6ices3 2 d n t thin! s '

    Dell

    (hen %hat are y $ as!ing me3

    Mia

    2 m as!ing h % m$ch y $ are %illing t gi6e& h % #ar are y $ %illing t g ' / %eat 0 5 $

    8=

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    say that y $ %ant me& b$t the

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    Mia

    ' ' ' Well& 2 % $ld li!e it i# y $ % $ld ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 5eah3

    Mia

    C me here& Dell' / #ell stares at her. 0 C me here' / #ell sits stoc! still. 0 2 % n t bite ' ' '

    C me here' / #ell leans over. 0 2 % $ld li!e # r y $ t ' ' ' / Mia positions his ear ne't

    to her lips. &e hear hispering. $ong "eat as #ell glares at Mis in shoc! '0

    Dell

    5 $ re cra y'

    Mia

    We 6e established that'Dell

    ) & y $r really cra y'

    Mia

    We re all cra y& Dell' 2t s j$st a matter # degree'

    Dell

    2 can t'

    Mia

    5 $ % n t'

    Dell

    2 can t

    Mia

    5es y $ can' 2t s d ne e6eryday'

    Dell

    ) t by "e "le li!e ' ' ' li!e ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' Pe "le li!e %hat& Dell3 Pe "le li!e y $3

    Dell

    2 can t d that'

    Mia

    2 say y $ can' 2 say y $ %ill' 2# y $ %ant %hat y $ %ant as badly as y $ say y $ %ant it

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    y $ %ill'

    Dell

    2 m an *nglish Pr #ess r'

    Mia

    And 2 am s cial ser6ices s$"er6is r'

    Dell

    And i# 2 say n 3

    Mia

    Ahh ' ' ' and s the academic emerges' Ga$ging $r "ti ns are y $3

    Dell

    Al%ays'

    Mia5 $ re n t g ing t say n '

    Dell

    And i# 2 d 3

    Mia

    Here s the r$b& Dell' 5 $ !n % %hat y $ !n %' 2 ha6e t ld y $ an e>"l si6e thing' 2t

    has # rced y $ int a di##ic$lt " siti n'

    Dell

    2 m n t in a di##ic$lt " siti n beca$se 2 m n t g ing t ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' See n % that y $ !n %& y $ can n l nger be "assi6e' 5 $ can t $nring the bell'

    ) % y $ ha6e t ma!e a ch ice& a decisi n' And its li!e y $ said& y $ re n t a #ence

    sitter' 5 $ stare ## the "reci"ice& y $ ma!e ch ices' 5 $ j$m" 6er the edge' 5 $

    can t j$st %al! a%ay anym re and %ash y $r hands # the %h le thing' 5 $ !n % %hat

    y $ !n %& y $ !n % %hether y $ d it r n t& that it %ill m st li!ely be d ne' S the

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    ' ' ' M st "e "le ha6en t ' ' ' in #act& th se %h ha6e $s$ally hadn t $ntil they did'

    Dell

    2 ' ' '2 ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 5 $ said that y $ % $ld gi6e' (his is %hat 2 as!' (his is %hat 2 as!'

    Dell

    2 % $ldn t !n % h % ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 5 $ re lying again' What 2 ha6e as!ed is sim"le' (he

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    and gra"s the paper and puts it in his suit ac!et. 0

    Dell

    D 2 get t !n % %hy s$ch a drastic acti n is re

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    AC( (WO+SC*)* O)*

    , $ights up on #ell and Artie at the gym can "e high tech li!e on side "y side

    elliptical etc or lo tech in s eats lifting small free eights. .

    Artie

    What s her name3

    Dell

    (hat s the same #irst

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    Artie

    Ab $t her3

    Dell

    ) t e>actly'

    Artie

    ) % y $ are getting me c$ri $s' 2s this ne really di##erent3 (hat % $ld be entertaining'

    ( me any%ay' 2 m n t s$re it ma!es any di##erence t y $'

    Dell

    What s that s$"" sed t mean3

    Artie

    Well& since m stly y $ j$st c llect n tches n y $r "enis&

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    Well& #irst # all y $ may be cl ser t the tr$th than y $ reali e' And sec ndly& i# 2 tell

    y $& y $ % $ld be in danger'

    Artie

    5 $ are s #$ll # shit& man' 2 can dig it i# y $ D n t %ant t tell me' 2 mean& 2 can t

    really beca$se y $ al%ays tell me' And tell me' And tell me' B$t& i# y $ D n t %ant t

    tell me& D n t ins$lt me %ith s me b$llshit drama

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    Dell

    2 ll see y $ later& Artie' / As #ell leaves. 0

    Artie

    7$c! y $' / $ights fade to "lac!. 0

    AC( (WO+SC*)* (WO

    ,The scene opens and Mia and is sitting in the middle of a spotlight. 0n the

    des! in front of her is a ra1or. )er arm is laid across the des!. She pic!s up the

    ra1or. .

    Mia

    (he #irst c$t is al%ays the hardest' / Mia slices her forearm and a small tric!le of "looddrips do n her arm. She holds it out for the audience to see. 0 5 $ see& 2t s as red as

    y $rs ' ' ' and n redder' / %eat 0 2 am a "retender& y $ !n % ' ' ' 2 sh$##le ar $nd this

    "lace& t$rning the art # "retending t high art' ) ne # them see me here ' ' ' in this

    "lace& in this #$c!ing "lace' (hey see that blac! chic ' ' ' that ja y blac! chic' White

    eyes& blac! eyes& seeing the same g ddamned thing' / &e hear the faint sound of African

    drumming and /ative American chanting in the "ac!ground. 0 B$t& 2 m n t s me cray n

    that can be # rced bac! int the b >' Did y $ !n % that my #ather %as )ati6e American3

    Did y $ care3 5e"& 2 g t 2ndian in my #amily ' ' ' b$t $nli!e m st )iggas& 2 really d '

    Hal# blac!& hal# 2ndian@ in the blac! c mm$nity that translates t the #act that 2 m j$st high

    yell %& and in the %hite c mm$nity they D n t see it at all' )either ne sees the %ar

    "aint& they can nly hear the distant jangling # sla6e chains' / The drumming and

    chanting gets louder. 0 Hey& ni> the #$c!ing dr$ms and chanting' 2 !n % %h 2 am' 2

    D n t need theatrical tric!s t tell my st ry' 2 !n % %h 2 am' / The drumming and

    chanting stops suddenly. 0 My hist ry stretches #r m the Middle Passage t the (rail #

    (ears' / Mia slices her forearm again. 0 2 m n t l !ing # r a Sat$rday night thrill' 2 am

    n t trying t sh c! y $ ' ' ' r disg$st y $' / %eat. Mia holds up her arms in the air li!e

    she is "eing stuc! up "y a pistol. 0 2t s in the bl d& D n tch$ !n % that3 2n America 2t s

    al%ays in the bl d' / Mia reaches inside of her des! and pulls out a small ooden "o l.

    She leans her arm over the "o l and drips "lood into it. 0 (he hist ry # America is

    car6ed $t # my #lesh' And this / Mia holds up her sliced arm. 0 (his is j$st rit$al' (hese

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    % $nds& they %ill heal& % $nds # #lesh al%ays d ' 2t s n t the % $nd that all %s $s t

    ti" t e thr $gh the mind #ield # hist ry& it is the scar tiss$e that ha$nts $s' (he

    c nnecti6e tiss$e that binds $s alt gether and "asses # r shared e>istence' B$t y $ ha6e

    n t c me hear # r riddles& 5 $ are children # a ne% generati n' 5 $ %anna hear that

    real shit& right3 (hat hard c re' 4ee" it gangsta' Dr " it hard and gi6e it t me real'

    / Mia reaches into her dra er and removes a small hite roll of "andage and rolls it

    around her arm. Then she pulls do n the long sleeve on her dress shirt. Then she stic!s

    her middle and forefinger into the "o l and ipes t o fingers full of "lood on one chee!,

    then the other, her chin and then her forehead. 0 We re al%ays s$r"rised %hen the hit

    c mes& %hen the b$ilding #alls& %hen the b at bl %s $"& beca$se i# a declarati n # %ar

    isn t tele6ised& isn t n the 2nternet& isn t sent in an irre6erent email& %e can t see it ' ' ' 2t s

    s me%here $tside # $r "erce"ti n' We are the generati n # the b6i $s& %e see %hat%e %ant t see& dismiss that %e d n t care t see' / There is a !noc! on the door as

    Regina enters almost simultaneous to the !noc!. Mia quic!ly puts a ay the ra1or and

    "o l of "lood. 0

    Regina

    2s it ready3 / The light suddenly rises and e are in Mia(s office. 0

    Mia

    S rry3

    Regina

    5 $r "r " sal # r the ne% a#ter sch l c m" nent3

    Mia

    Oh& yeah& yeah' 2t s d ne'

    Regina

    Well& let s ha6e it' Stella s %aiting it'

    Mia

    2 h "e this "r " sal gets its d$e c nsiderati n'

    Regina

    5 $ 6e been % r!ing n this thing # r t% m nths ' ' ' (his is y $r "r gram and 2t s

    g nna be great' D n t % rry' She s g ing t l 6e it@ y $ !n % she s a s$c!er # r

    anything that inc r" rates a hist rical c m" nent' / Mia gra"s a file folder off of her des!

    and hands it over to Regina. 0

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    Mia

    O!ay& here y $ g '

    Regina

    / Regina ta!es the file. 0 St " % rrying& y $' / Regina "egins to e'it the stage. 0 And

    What s this red st$##3 5 $ been eating y $r l$nch in here3 5 $ !n %& Stella said that

    that is a n & n '

    Mia

    / Mia smiles. 0 Ca$ght me' S rry Regina& % n t ha""en again'

    Regina

    See ya& later ' ' ' h& yeah& y $ g t s me ne $t here t see y $'

    Mia

    Oh& yeah& %h 3Regina

    D n t !n % him& s me d r!y l !ing %hite g$y'

    Mia

    O!ay& sh % him in "lease ' ' ' and call me as s n as y $ #ind $t s mething ab $t my

    "r " sal'

    Regina

    Will d ' / Regina e'its the stage. There is a sufficient pause and #ell enters quic!ly. 0

    Dell

    5 $ !n % y $ are a sic! bitch' 5 $ !n % that3

    Mia

    2 6e been t ld'

    Dell

    5 $ 6e been t ld ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 5 $ !ay& % $ld y $ li!e a c ##ee r s mething3

    Dell

    A c ##ee3 A c ##ee3

    Mia

    5eah& y $ !n % h t %ater& strained thr $gh beans int a small Styr # am c$"'

    Dell

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    ) & 2 d n t %ant any c ##ee'

    Mia

    / $ong "eat 0 (hen %hat d y $ %ant3

    Dell

    5 $ !n % %hat 2 %ant'

    Mia

    And y $ !n % %hat t d t get it& t "r 6e y $rsel#'

    Dell

    2 j$st ' ' ' 2 d n t !n %'

    Mia

    5 $ re %eighed d %n by this E$de Christian b$llshit that g t y $ all tr$ssed $" li!e a

    t$r!ey n than!sgi6ing' Let it g ' Belie6e me& he is n t % rth it' (hin! # it li!esla$ghtering a "ig r %ringing the nec! # the t$r!ey'

    Dell

    2 d n t e6en !n % h % 2 % $ld g ab $t it'

    Mia

    D esn t matter as al ng ' ' ' / Mia coc!s her head to the side '0 ' ' ' c me here& Dell'

    Dell

    What3

    Mia

    C me here' / #ell al!s over to her. Mia stands up '0 Ha6e y $ betrayed me3

    Dell

    Betrayed y $3

    Mia

    5es& ha6e y $ betrayed me& ha6e y $ thr %n a%ay tr$th # r sa#ety'

    Dell

    2 d n t !n % %hat y $ re ' ' ' / Mia suddenly rips #ell(s shirt open. Mia then touches his

    chest '0 What the hell3

    Mia

    2 m s rry& 2 j$st %anted t ma!e s$re that y $rs %ere the nly ears 2 %as tal!ing t '

    Dell

    5 $ re cra y'

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    Mia

    (his is a cra y time'

    Dell

    2 d n t %n a g$n ' ' ' 2 6e ne6er t $ched a g$n'

    Mia

    Other %ays t s!in a cat'

    Dell

    2 g$ess'

    Mia

    5 $ 6e disa"" inted'

    Dell

    2 ' ' 'Mia

    D n t y $ see %hat 2 m ##ering y $' 2 m #reeing y $& gi6ing y $ a chance t #eel

    s mething real'

    Dell

    / )e s allo s hard '0 2 ' ' ' 2 ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 2 !n % %here he %ill be t night'

    Dell

    Are %e really tal!ing ab $t this3

    Mia

    5es'

    Dell

    D es this "ers n really deser6e this@ d es this "ers n& this Ler i g$y ha6e it c ming3

    Mia

    D n t %e all Dell& d n t %e all3

    Dell

    2 ha6e an e6ent t night ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' Cancel it'

    Dell

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    / $ong "eat '0 2 ha6e t g '

    Mia

    Dell3

    Dell

    5es3 / &e hear the faint sound of African drums and /ative American chanting. 0

    Mia

    All this c nsternati n& all # this ang$ish ' ' ' ta!e it #r m ne %h !n %s& m st Ler i s

    sim"ly aren t % rth it'/ %eat 0 and Ler i Magn$s' ' ' / %eat 0 ' ' ' is n e>ce"ti n'

    Dell

    Cra y blac! bitch' / Mia smiles. #ell e'its the office, the lights fade to "lac!. The

    drumming and chanting "ecome very loud. 0

    AC( (WO+SC*)* (HR**

    , #ell is aiting at a small ta"le and is drin!ing tea. #ell is smo!ing a cigarette

    and tapping his !nee. Artie enters the scene. .

    Artie

    Are y $ sm !ing again3 Ees$s Christ' (he "lace smells li!e a damned ashtray'

    Dell

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    2 j$st %anted a little taste' 2 needed t ta!e the edge ##'

    Artie

    (he edge ## ' ' ' y $r an *nglish teacher # r Christ sa!e' (a!e the edge ## # %hat3

    Dell

    5eah& 2 !n %& 2 m j$st in a %eird "lace is all'

    Artie

    What d y $ mean3

    Dell

    2 D n t !n %'

    Artie

    5 $ D n t !n %'

    Dell2 D n t !n %'

    Artie

    5 $ l ! li!e shit'

    Dell

    2 6e g t a #$c!ing %hale # a headache'

    Artie

    (h se bags didn t c me #r m a headache'

    Dell

    5eah'

    Artie

    5 $ thin! t m$ch'

    Dell

    2 thin! t m$ch3

    Artie

    5es& y $ thin! t m$ch' Ha6e y $ e6er tried t t$rn y $r brain ##3

    Dell

    (hat s d$mb& st " being a schm$c!' 2 m seri $s'

    Artie

    2 m seri $s t @ y $ need t ta!e a mental 6acati n'

    Dell

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    2 ha6e a headache& 2 ' ' ' 2 ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' What s %r ng my #riend3 5 $ re "ale as a gh st'

    Dell

    2 m #l ating ' ' ' 2 m n t gr $nded in anything ' ' ' %hat are %e Artie 3

    Artie

    What the hell are tal!ing ab $t3

    Dell

    2 mean %e %al! ar $nd here %ith $t s$it and tie& %i#e& car and h $se n te' We trade $r

    b$siness cards the %ay l 6ers s%a" s"it& b$t %hat are %e ' ' ' 2 mean& really3

    Artie

    H$h3Dell

    2 m j$st as!ing the

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    5eah'

    Dell

    / %eat 0 Art& 2 m #ine ' ' ' that %as ten years ag '

    Artie

    5eah'

    Dell

    Art& 2 m #ine ' ' ' 2 j$st ha6en t been #eeling mysel# lately (hat s all'

    Artie

    2 m s$re y $ are& b$t maybe j$st # r shits and giggles y $ sh $ld chec! %ith that

    "sych l gist y $ %ere % r!ing %ith ' ' ' the 2ndian g$y'

    Dell

    2 m g d ' ' 'Artie

    ' ' ' Last time y $ said that Adrienne had t tal! y $ $t # the bathr m'

    Dell

    Can y $ dr " it3 Hell& e6ery time 2 ha6e a d %n day s meb dy reminds me ab $t ' ' '

    y $ !n %'

    Artie

    (he incident'

    Dell

    2t %asn t an incident' 2t %as a bad day'

    Artie

    S"illing c ##ee n y $r shirt is a bad day ' ' ' %hat ha""ened %as m re than that' 2 m

    % rried ab $t y $' / $ong "eat 0

    Dell

    Sh $ld %e bl % each ther n %& Artie3

    Artie

    2 m j$st saying' 2 m a little % rried& s #$c!ing sh t me'

    Dell

    / $ong "eat 0 2 m % rried ab $t me t ' / %eat 0 2 #eel li!e 2 m %al!ing n a ra r s edge '

    ' ' / Suddenly a spotlight appears upstage and Mia is standing in the middle of it. )er

    line follo s almost seamlessly "ehind the last one. 0

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    Mia

    ' ' ' (he "er#ect c$t is a bea$ti#$l thing ' ' ' i# y $ d it right' 2t s an art really' / She holds

    her arm out to the audience and gently s ipes a ra1or across her arm. 0

    Artie

    2 m really thin! that maybe y $ sh $ld tal! t s me ne'

    Mia

    (al! is chea"'

    Dell

    2 !n %'

    Artie

    2 mean %hy n t ' ' ' j$st s meb dy ' ' ' anyb dy'

    DellLi!e maybe my best #riend'

    Artie

    2 mean s me ne %ith a head shrin!ing degree& 2 m n t trained t chase c b %ebs $t #

    "e "le s attic' ) %& i# y $ %ant instr$cti n n lic!ing "$ssy& 2 m y $r g$y'

    Mia

    S metimes y $ j$st ha6e t "r 6e t y $rsel# that y $ still ali6e'

    Dell

    2 #eel dead inside'

    Artie

    Hey& j in the cl$b man& 2t s n t li!e 2 m $t there climbing *6erest'

    Mia

    With each "ening in my s!in ' ' ' 2t s li!e 2 can breathe again'

    Artie

    5 $r li#e is j$st s$## cating y $ (hat s all& ty"ical man st$##'

    Mia

    2 D n t !n % %h 2 am anym re'

    Dell

    )either d 2'

    Artie

    What3

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    Dell

    H$h3

    Mia

    All # this shit %e are ta$ght t belie6e is b$llshit3 / Staring at Artie '0 2 !n %'

    Artie

    What the #$c! are y $ ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 2 m j$st agreeing %ith Artie'

    Artie

    ' ' ' B$t ' ' '

    Mia

    / Mia ma!es a fist '0 5essss ' ' ' (hat s it' / She ta!es another cut '0 2t s al%ays in the bl d'

    Dell

    2 m n t #$c!ing cra y ' ' '

    Mia

    ' ' ' 2 am ali6e' 2 am ali6e' 2 am ali6e' 2 am ali6e' / %eat 0 Are y $3

    Dell

    2 D n t !n %'

    Artie

    What are y $ tal!ing ab $t' 4n % %hat3

    Dell

    ) thing ' ' ' j$st ' ' ' 2 D n t !n %& 2 j$st'

    Mia

    2s this the li#e y $ % $ld brea! y $r nec! t de#end3

    Dell

    2 D n t !n %'

    Artie

    2s this li!e candid camera r s me shit3

    Dell

    5 $ %ant a M ciata3

    Artie

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    S$re& and ha6e the %aitress sli" s me 6 d!a in it 2 thin! 2 m getting a headache'

    Dell

    5 $ been sitting here all this time and y $ ha6en t rdered a dr "' / Mia al!s over to the

    ta"le ith "lood draining from her arm '0

    Mia

    Can 2 hel" y $ gentleman3

    Dell

    (% M ciatas3

    Mia

    C ming right $"' / Mia e'its the stage '0

    Artie

    5 $ !n % %hat %e sh $ld d 3Dell

    What3

    Artie

    We sh $ld g t Amsterdam'

    Dell

    Amsterdam'

    Artie

    Hell& yes& #etch $" a #e% l 6elies' Get $r hands n s me %eed'

    Dell

    5 $ d n t sm !e %eed anym re'

    Artie

    Shit& 2 d n t d a l t # things anym re ' ' ' b$t %hen in R me' Shit& it % $ld be an

    ad6ent$re' / Mia re*enters ith t o cups. Mia sits them on the ta"le. Mia(s arm is still

    dripping in "lood. Mia leans her arm over #ell(s cup and lets "lood lea! in. #ell ta!es

    a sip. 0

    Dell

    (hat s "retty g d'

    Mia

    / Mia smiles curtly '0 A ne% blend %e been $sing' / Mia e'its '0

    Dell

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    2 d n t thin! a 6acati n is g ing t c$re %hat s ailing me' / #ell continues to drin! his

    Mociata '0

    Artie

    5 $ c $ld al%ays get y $r hands n s me y $ng c ed and ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' 2 !n %& get my dic! s$c!ed' 2 !n % in y $r % rld a g d bl % j b c $ld c$re

    Cancer' / $ong "eat 0 Still ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' Still3

    Dell

    Still ' ' ' 5 $ re my #riend'

    Artie2 !n %'

    Dell

    2 d n t ta!e that # r granted' E$st %anted y $ t !n %'

    Artie

    5 $ s $nd li!e a man ab $t t %al! int a gas chamber' What are y $ d ing later n

    t night3 Let me ta!e y $ $t'

    Dell

    2 g t a meeting'

    Artie

    With %h 3

    Dell

    A g$y'

    Artie

    What g$y3 Wh is he3

    Dell

    D n t !n % him %ell ' ' ' 2 6e ne6er met him'

    Artie

    And %hat are y $ and this g$y g ing t tal! ab $t3

    Dell

    ) thing'

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    Artie

    With a g$y& t tal! ab $t n thing3

    Dell

    5e"'

    Artie

    S %hy are y $ meeting then3

    Dell

    2 m g ing t !ill him'

    Artie

    7$c! y $' O!ay ' ' ' y $ d n t %ant t tell me %h y $ re meeting t night& #ine Mr'

    secreti6e' 5 $ d n t ha6e t lie& 2 g t a %i#e at h me # r that' / Artie loo!s at his atch '0

    Shit& 2 m late@ 2 g t t get bac! t ##ice' G d l$c! n y $r m$rder t night& Al Ca" ne'/ Artie e'its the stage. The light comes up on Mia '0

    Mia

    2s this the li#e that y $ % $ld brea! y $r nec! t #ight # r3

    Dell

    Waitress& an ther M ciata "lease' / The lights fade to "lac! '0

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    , A single street lamp . All action ta!es place under its glo . .

    DellLer i3 / $eroi gra"s #ell and instantly disarms him even though #ell(s eapon is still in

    his poc!et, undra n. $eroi has #ell "y the throat. 0 H % did y $ !n %3 (hat 2 had a

    g$n3 Where ' ' ' / $eroi laughs in very distur"ing ay. 0 H n!y sh $ld ne6er %al! here i#

    he that ign rant' 2 %as b rn !n %n %h s "ac!ing' Where& and h % t $n"ac! him'

    Dell

    B$t %hat ' ' '

    Leroi

    I$esti ns are 6er' / $eroi savagely pistol hips #ell, ho falls to the ground. 0 5 $

    thin! that bitch % rth it3

    Dell

    What are y $ tal!ing ab $t3 / $eroi !ic!s him around on ground. 0

    Leroi

    D$mb' M$tha#$c!a' (hey is all d$mber than the last' 5 $ thin! y $ is the #irst she s

    sent' 5 $ thin! y $ s"ecial& nigga3 5 $ "iece # shit'

    Dell

    2 d n t !n % %hat y $ are tal!ing ab $t3 2 m an ins$rance salesman' 2 g t y $r name

    #r m the "h ne b !' 2 d c ld calls'

    Leroi

    At least y $ g t s me balls' (he last ne ga6e her $" in ten sec nds' 5 $ deser6e a

    re%ard'

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    Dell

    L !& Ler i'

    Leroi

    ) ne said y $ c $ld call me Ler i' / $eroi !ic!s him in the groin. 0 D y $ thin! y $

    are g ing t li6e3 5 $ % rthless %ea! ass "iece # shit'

    Dell

    Please' D n t !ill me' 2 ha6e a %i#e and !ids'

    Leroi

    5 $ ##ering y $r "$ssy ass #amily t me& nigga3

    Dell

    ) ' 2 mean ' ' '

    Leroi' ' ' Sh$t the #$c! $" bitch'

    Dell

    Please'

    Leroi

    5 $ g nna %ish y $ %ere dead' / $eroi gra"s him up li!e a rag doll strips do n his

    pants to his an!les. $eroi "egins to laugh. 0 (a!e y $r ass bac! t her' C me bac! and 2

    %ill !ill y $'' / $eroi e'its. The spotlight "egins to fade do n as a red spotlight shines on

    #ell ho "egins to "lin! and t itch. 0

    Adrienne

    Dell3 Dell3 / The spotlight comes up. #ell "egins to stir. 0

    Dell

    Wha ' ' ' What s ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' Dell y $ %ere screaming'

    Dell

    Screaming'

    Adrienne

    5es'

    Dell

    2 m$st ha6e #allen aslee"'

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    Adrienne

    On the bathr m #l r3

    Dell

    5eah ' ' '

    Adrienne

    With y $r "ants ar $nd y $r an!les3

    Dell

    5eah ' ' ' %hat time is it3

    Adrienne

    Dell ' ' ' %hat is g ing n3

    Dell

    What d y $ mean3 / #ell stands up and "uc!les his pants '0Adrienne

    What are y $ n t telling me3 5 $ can t j$st !ee" secrets li!e this'

    Dell

    Can t 23

    Adrienne

    (his is n t h % it %as s$"" sed t be ' ' ' y $ hiding things #r m me'

    Dell

    / $ong "eat 0 2 d n t as! y $ ab $t Ferm nt anym re d 23

    Adrienne

    / Endlessly long "eat '0 Been %aiting a l ng time t "$ll that ne $t'

    Dell

    2 g tta g ' / #ell "egins to e'it the room. 0

    Adrienne

    Where are y $ g ing3 / #ell stops, turns to her '0

    Dell

    2 ha6e t see s me ne'

    Adrienne

    (his time # night3 See %h 3

    Dell

    2 g tta g ' / #ell e'its. The lights fade to "lac!. 0

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    , #ell al!s into a spotlight and ta!es a seat at a "ar. .

    Dell

    C$tty Sar!'

    Leroi

    2 % $ld ha6e "egged y $ as a single malt man'

    Dell

    5eah' / %eat 0 I$iet night3

    LeroiWednesdays al%ays are' / %eat 0

    Dell

    ) b dy s in here& the "lace is em"ty'

    Leroi

    ) b dy in here b$t $s chic!ens' / $eroi pours the +utty then puts the "ottle "ac! '0 5 $

    #r m ar $nd here3

    Dell

    ) "e' / %eat 0 C $ld y $ bring me the %h le b ttle3 / $eroi "rings over the entire "ottle

    and sits it do n in front of #ell. 0

    Leroi

    (rying t # rget3

    Dell

    2 g t clich %ritten n my # rehead3

    Leroi

    ) % that y $ menti n it'

    Dell

    2t s been a l ng day'

    Leroi

    (hat right3

    Dell

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    5eah' 2t s been a r $gh g lately'

    Leroi

    5eah& 2 !n %'

    Dell

    H % s that3

    Leroi

    5 $r ne # th se ty"es %h %ears it n his #ace'

    Dell

    2 ne6er did ha6e a " !er #ace'

    Leroi

    Girl ste""ing $t n y $3

    Dell2 really m$st be a clich '

    Leroi

    (here ain t n ne% "ain $nder the s$n my #riend' Wi6es #$c!ing ##& j bs #$c!ing 6er&

    bills "illing $"& and middle age malaise' 2t s all the same merry g r $nd& b$d'

    Dell

    (hat s n t my act& #riend'

    Leroi

    S 5 $ re a ne% thing ' ' ' g nna bend my ear %ith s mething riginal& Chic 3 2 d $bt it'

    Dell

    S s%a""ing s$ds behind that c $nter has made y $ %ise man has it3

    Leroi

    O!ay& !ay ' ' ' 2 %ill ta!e middle aged malaise # r t% h$ndred& Ale>'

    Dell

    Malaise& nice % rd'

    Leroi

    )ice % rd # r a bartender is %hat y $ mean'

    Dell

    / #ell smiles '0 5eah'

    Leroi

    Wh y $ %aiting # r my man3

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    Dell

    Wh says 2 m %aiting # r any ne'

    Leroi

    Let s j$st say y $ d n t #it the "r #ile # the neighb rh d' G mers d n t $s$ally st$mble

    in here ## the street l !ing t !n c! bac! a c $"le' Why are in here my man3

    Dell

    Maybe& 2 m l !ing # r a g$y3

    Leroi

    A g$y3

    Dell

    5eah'

    LeroiA g$y ' ' ' What s his ' ' '

    Dell

    ' ' ' Why can t %e j$st !ill "e "le'

    Leroi

    4ill "e "le3

    Dell

    5eah& !ill "e "le'

    Leroi

    5 $ mean literally !ill "e "le3

    Dell

    5es' Why can t %e !ill "e "le ' ' ' 2 mean n t li!e e6ery ne ' ' ' j$st s me "e "le& s me

    "e "le'

    Leroi

    2 d n t !n %& g$ess #irst and # rem st& 2t s against the la%'

    Dell

    Wh s la%3

    Leroi

    Man s la% 2 g$ess'

    Dell

    2s man s la% really a la% ' ' ' 2 mean& isn t man s la% j$st b$nch # g$ys %h g t t gether

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    and decided %hat %as right and %r ng3

    Leroi

    S me might arg$e that there are nat$ral la%s' La%s that descend #r m G d'

    Dell

    (he big G ' ' ' s y $ thin! that s the reas n that %e can t !ill "e "le is beca$se s me ld

    man %ith a l ng %hite beard is sitting n a cl $d %atching $s& ta!ing n tes'

    Leroi

    Didn t say that that s %hat 2 belie6ed& j$st said that that s %hat s me might say'

    Dell

    And %hat d y $ say3

    Leroi

    Ab $t %hat3Dell

    Ab $t m$rder3 Ab $t !illing3

    Leroi

    Wh y $ %aiting # r& my man3

    Dell

    2 m %aiting # r my %arri r heart t " $nd'

    Leroi

    Warri r heart3

    Dell

    5eah& " $nding ' ' ' calling # r the e6er be# re'

    Leroi

    (hat s s $nds li!e a line #r m a b !3

    Dell

    2t is'

    Leroi

    S mething has y $ my #riend& d esn t it3 S mething t%isting y $& c !ing y $r g$ts

    #r m the inside 2 can smell it'

    Dell

    Dell'

    Leroi

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    What3

    Dell

    Dell' My name is Dell' ) t #riend r B$d' My name is Dell'

    Leroi

    Dell the Warri r' )ice t meet y $ Dell& my name is Ler i& Ler i Magn$s ' ' ' still didn t

    ans%er my

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    C llege man& h$h3

    Leroi

    5e"'

    Dell

    2 teach at city c llege'

    Leroi

    ) !idding& 2 m an rban st$dies maj r 6er at Crest% d'

    Dell

    5 $ are de#initely n t %hat 2 e>"ected'

    Leroi

    2 %asn t a%are that any ne %as e>"ecting anything' We meet in a # rmer li#e r

    s mething3Dell

    5 $ re a c llege st$dent3

    Leroi

    5es& sir'

    Dell

    And a bartender3

    Leroi

    Last time 2 chec!ed'

    Dell

    And y $ re s$re that y $ d n t ha6e any "im"ing in y $r bac!gr $nd ' ' ' maybe a little

    dr$g dealing r s mething3

    Leroi

    ) '

    Dell

    )e6er "$lled a "iece n s me h n!ey that g t in the %ay3

    Leroi

    Well& #irst # all 2 d n t li!e g$ns and sec nd # all the term h n!ey %ent $t %ith the Eeri

    c$rl my melanin de#icient #riend'

    Dell

    (his b ttle is alm st em"ty ' ' ' may 2 ha6e an ther3

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    Leroi

    2 m n t s$re& 2 thin! that C$tty might be g ing t y $r head& my man'

    Dell

    2 m #ine ' ' ' y $ #ine3

    Leroi

    As %ine'

    Dell

    2 m a %arri r'

    Leroi

    S y $ said'

    Dell

    / %eat 0 2 !n % that 2 d n t l ! it& b$t 2 am'Leroi

    2 d n t d $bt it' / $eroi sits a "ottle in front of #ell '0 All 2 g t le#t is Glen Le6itt'

    Dell

    2t ll d$e' /( he stage dar!ens, and a red light spotlight settles on #ell and "egins to

    "lin!. 0

    Ra"e me

    Resha"e me

    (each me t be $nclean

    Ra"e me

    (a!e me t the land # the bscene

    Beat me

    De#eat me

    Dirty and s$lly my name

    Deny me De#y me

    Resign t my "ain

    2 am #l ating and 2 d n t !n % %hy my #riend' All 2 !n %& is that this li#e 2 li6e is all there

    is ' ' ' and # r the li#e # me& 2 can t #eel anym re ' ' ' y $ !n %3 2 can t #eel' 2 j$st %ant

    t ha6e an em ti n ' ' ' s mething real& s mething real' / The red spotlight goes off and

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    the regular spotlight comes up '0 2t t ! me a l ng time& a l ng time t reali e& a l ng

    time t %ra" my mind ar $nd %hat my li#e is& a l ng time t reali e that 2 m j$st ' ' ' j$st a

    #$c!ing c nd$it a h$man deli6ery system' (hat s all 2 am& all 2 e6er %as'

    Leroi

    A deli6ery system3

    Dell

    5es'

    Leroi

    Deli6ering %hat' Deli6ering t %h m3

    Dell

    / %eat 0 5 $'

    LeroiMe3

    Dell

    5es& y $' / #ell reaches do n on the floor and gra"s his "riefcase and places it on the

    "ar top '0

    Leroi

    And j$st %hat are y $ deli6ering3

    Dell

    2t s in the case'

    Leroi

    / %eat 0 And %hat s in the case3

    Dell

    What is the case is %hat s al%ays in the case& Ler i'

    Leroi

    And 2t s # r me3

    Dell

    Only # r y $'

    Leroi

    And %hat i# 2 d n t %ant it3

    Dell

    We re "ast that n %' / %eat 0 (his is # r y $' / #ell turns the case ith the open end

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    to ard $eroi. #ell pops the latches ith his fingers. #ell edges over to the case. #ell

    opens it and over helming gush of red light "eams out of the "riefcase. $eroi lurches

    "ac! and raises his arm to "loc! the light. 0

    Leroi

    Ees$s Christ'

    Dell

    / #ell stands up '0 ) t

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    %arri r s heart beats in silence' 2ts rhythm is intenti n' / #ell reaches into the dar!ness

    and "rings "ac! Mia(s ra1or. )e turns his forearm open and slices. %lood oo1es. )e lets

    it drip into the "o l. Mia(s ga1e returns to hichever audience mem"er she as loc!ed

    onto initially and spea!s directly to that person. 0 *6ery/man r % man'0 ) t the

    medie6al ne either' B$t the same' Obsessed by y $r " ssessi ns' Bere#t # s $l' (he

    %arri r % $ld ne6er reach $t t #riends' He !n %s his nly #riend is death' 7amily3

    4in3 *sche%ed # r #ear that they %ea!en his res l6e' He is m st al ne %ith #amily'

    With l 6ed nes' (hey see acti n as sel#ish' Sel# ind$lgent' / #ell duplicates Mia(s Act

    0ne Scene -ive actions precisely*stic!s middle and forefinger into the "o l and ipes

    t o fingers full of "lood on one chee!, then the other, then chin and then forehead. %eat.

    Releases loc! on single audience mem"er. 0 2ntenti n' Singleness # "$r" se' Absence #

    malice' H % is that " ssible3 Beca$se malice in6 l6es desire' A %arri r is n t sel#ish'Sel#less *mb died intenti n' D n t try t $nderstand'

    Dell

    2 am m st s$r"rised %ith h % easy it %as' All # the angst be# re hand' G ne' Once the

    decisi n had been made' (here %as n th $ght le#t' Ha6e y $ e6er e>isted in a state #

    "$re acti n3 ) ' O# c $rse n t' We' 5 $ and 2' Or 2 be# re' Only $nderstand need'7$l#illing need' Act$ally %ant' B$t %e D n t !n % the di##erence' Acti n is the nly

    thing that #$l#ills need#$lness' D n t try t $nderstand' / $ights do n fast. 0

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    AC( (WO+SC*)* S*F*)

    3Artie is sitting at ta"le and he is drin!ing a cup of coffee. Adrienne hesitantly

    edges into the scene. She al!s up to the ta"le and ta!es a seat. A second

    spotlight comes up on the opposite stage. In the spotlight is Mia and #ell. The

    spotlight is hite. Mia and #ell "egin to slo ly chant.4

    Artie

    (han! y $ # r c ming ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' We sh $ldn t be meeting here ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' 2t s im" rtant ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' (his is n t smart ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' Adrienne ' ' '

    Adrienne

    ' ' ' We re %ide "en here ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' 2 !n % ' ' '

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    Adrienne

    ' ' ' Pe "le can see $s ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' We re j$st ha6ing c ##ee'

    Adrienne

    We ne6er j$st ha6e c ##ee' 2 m here& %hat d y $ %ant3

    Artie

    2t s Dell'

    Adrienne

    5eah3

    Artie

    S mething is %r ng'Adrienne

    Wr ng3

    Artie

    5es' He s been in a bad "lace lately'

    Adrienne

    Him and hal# the middle aged men that 2 !n %'

    Artie

    (his is di##erent ' ' ' 2t s li!e he s sl %ly bleeding t death r s mething / Mia and #ell

    "egin to chant in lo voice5 2In the %lood.( 0

    Adrienne

    5 $ dr$g me all the %ay d %n here j$st t let me !n % that my h$sband is g ing thr $gh

    a mid li#e crisis3 / %eat 0 (hat s n t What s really g ing n here is it3 2s it3 / %eat 0

    Artie %e sh $ld ha6e ne6er ' ' ' 2 sh $ld ha6e ne6er& l ! ' ' ' it %as %hat 2 needed at the

    time b$t it %as a mista!e ' ' '

    Artie

    Adrienne this is n t ab $t that' 2 6e !n %n the man t many years t c $nt'

    S mething s %r ng& 2 thin! ' ' ' 2 D n t !n %& that he s in tr $ble'

    Adrienne

    Li!e be# re'

    Artie

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    2 D n t !n % ' ' ' this e6en seems di##erent #r m that' (his d esn t #eel li!e garden 6ariety

    de"ressi n' S mething is really g ing n %ith him and 2 can t #ig$re $t %hat' 2 d !n %

    that he needs hel"'

    Adrienne

    / %eat 0 2 # $nd him n the #l r the ther day'

    Artie

    (he #l r ' ' '

    Adrienne

    5es' / %eat 0 He %as ' ' ' %ell ' ' '

    Artie

    ' ' ' 5eah ' ' '

    Adrienne' ' ' Screaming'

    Artie

    We g tta hel" him' 2# %e D n t it %ill be a mar! n y $r s $l'

    Adrienne

    As i# %hat %e ha6en t been d ing is mar! en $gh # r a li#e time' / Adrienne stands up and

    there is a long "eat. 0 2n the m rning 2 %ill call Dr' Fenticar'

    Artie

    (he 2ndian g$y'

    Adrienne

    2 thin! he s Pa!istani'

    Artie

    Cl se en $gh' / %eat 0 (han! y $ # r c ming'

    Adrienne

    5eah' / Adrienne "egins to e'it the scene '0

    Artie

    Adrienne3

    Adrienne

    5eah3

    Artie

    2 miss y $' / Adrienne turns stares at Artie for several moments. 0

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    Adrienne

    5eah' / %eat 0 And l ! at $s' S c ncerned' 5 $ !n % # all his "r blems& all # his $"s

    and d %ns' He s ne6er betrayed y $& ne6er betrayed me' / She turns and e'its the stage.

    The lights fade to "lac! on Adrienne and Artie. The spotlight on #ell and Mia turns

    "lood red. 0

    Dell

    2 %ant t #$c! y $ n % ' ' ' 2 deser6e it' 2 6e earned it' 2 am %earing my %ar "aint'

    Mia

    2 see y $ ' ' ' # r maybe the #irst time' 2 see y $'

    Dell

    ) % is my time' 2 ha6e earned it' 5 $ ha6e' We ha6e' And the time ' ' ' the time is

    n %' / Mia and #ell "egin to ta!e off their clothes. They strip do n to their underclothes. The dar! red light "egins to pulsate to a se'ual rhythm. They strip do n and

    "ecome completely nude. They "egin to ma!e love*** ithout touching one another. They

    "egin to moan and ma!e the sounds of love*ma!ing, the red light "egins to thro" more

    passionately, more se'ually. 0

    Mia

    5es'

    Dell

    5es'

    Mia

    Ma!e it real& ma!e it real& ma!e it real' / #ell shrie!s loudly '0

    Dell

    5essssssssssssss' / #ell collapses to the ground '0

    Mia

    7eel it& be it' Ma!e it real& ma!e it real' (here is nly ne thing le#t t d ' 2t s the nly

    %ay' (he nly %ay %ith h n r& %ith gl ry& the %arri r s %ay'

    Dell

    2 ha6e tried s hard t g n that tri" %ith y $' B$t 2 #eel li!e 2 ha6e #ailed' When 2

    6 ided Ler i all 2 #elt %as em"ty' (he " st %hac! se> %as great' B$t 2 didn t #eel any

    gl ry'

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    Mia

    2 !n %' 2 ha6e let y $ d %n s #ar' 2 #elt 2 c $ld carry $s b th there' B$t %e can still

    ma!e it ha""en'

    Dell

    What i# y $ are %r ng3

    Mia

    (hat s the bea$ty isn t it3

    Dell

    2t is3

    Mia

    2# %e d n t die in gl ry& %e ll still be dead' ) need t % rry ab $t it anym re'

    Dell2 s$"" se y $ ha6e it all "lanned $t' / Mia opens a "o' and pic!s up t o old fashion

    "ar"er(s straight ra1ors. 0

    Mia

    Eiagai' 7emale Ea"anese rit$al s$icide' ) t as messy r "ain#$l as Hari 4ari' Stic!ing a

    s% rd t the g$t and t%isting it d esn t a""eal t me' A

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