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The Gargoyle Sex Survey!Next time is the Sex Issue, so fill this shit outand drop it off at The Gargoyle office (roomF6 in UC) so we can see just how messed up

 you guys are.

Also dont worry about giving actual answers just making shit up is fine with us.

 You.

SEX: ______________________________________

GENDER:__________________________________

 W HAT DO  YOU CALL  YOUR BITS:_________________________

 W HAT  YOU DOING HERE: B.A B.Sc B.Eng Masters Ph D Prof Other

Them.

SEX:_________________________________

GENDER:____________________________

 W HAT DO  YOU CALL THEIR BITS:

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 W HAT DO  YOU CALL THE THING  YOU DO  WHEN 

 YOU’RE NAKED  WITH SOMEONE:

SAUNA! Famliy Dinner Bump Uglies the sex

bang sleep with sleep? SEX!

 fuck cuddle

FAVOURITE POSITION TO DO THIS NAKED THING:

The Cockram Missionary Akward handjob

Ballerina Left Shark On a Deer

  All of Them!

MAKING OUT IN THE JCR: NO. NO STILL NO

APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR MAKING OUT IN THE JCR?__________________________________________________________________

BEST PLACE ON CAMPUS TO ASSUME THE POSITION:_________________________________________________________

W A-

Y / N

S ’ _____________________________________

TOYS?

LEGO Strap-ons Strap-offs

 Jello Many Dildos

beer Nipples More Dildos

ROLEPLAYING!

Librarian Dungeon MASTER Janitor

Naughty nurse Retirement Home Sid Smith

FURRIES?______________________________________

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HOW  DO  YOU KILL BABBYS?

Drugs Rubber Latex Free

beer Spermicidal Lubricant

I’m baby immune Plan C

Post-Natal Abortion VIRGINITY!

 

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