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THE UNEMPLOYEDPHILOSOPHERS GUILDWHOLESALE CATALOGJULY – DECEMBER 2015
CANADIAN EDITION
Sold in multiples of 6/style.
mAgNETIC PErsONAlITIEsAre your fingers underachievers? Give them the Father of Free Verse, the Father of the “Turing Machine,” and the First Lady who was elected to the U.S. Senate!
12 bars per case.for 3 dozen.for 108 (9 dozen).
Minimum order 2 pieces.
BAr HumBugFeeling fa-la-la-la-la fatigued? BAR HUMBUG
is the fruit-and-nut bar that comes complete with a Naughty List and a cut-out coal
ornament. Perfect for grab bags, last-minute stocking-stuffers, or a snack to get you through
all that shopping. Scrooge-approved! #3716
PENNy-FArTHINg WATCHThe Penny-Farthing wristwatch is the only
timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to
the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers.
Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178
HIllAryClINTON
#4098
AlANTurINg
#4097WAlT
WHITmAN#4096
2
$4.00 ea.
$23.00
$2.80 ea.$2.60 ea.$2.40 ea.
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Sold in multiples of 6.
sTArgAzINg NOTEBOOkA beautiful little notebook with constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394
ClOuDsPOTTINg NOTEBOOkComplete with cloudspotting charts and information, it’s the ideal place to document new cloud types, record all the storms you’ve chased, or simply jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather. #3886
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$1.75
$1.75
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mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs
Make new friends! With delicious peppermint Mister Rogers’ Encouragemints, you’ll be
confident you have the freshest breath in the neighborhood! #4230
mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOOD
sTICky NOTEsMister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sticky Notes can remind you
to feed the fish or visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
#3820
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sTICky NOTEs OFTHE DEEPDeep-sea creatures to mark your favorite pages of Moby Dick or to remind you to swab the decks. Sticky Notes of the Deep make every day 20,000 leagues more mysterious. #3338
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$1.95
$3.50
$3.50
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WEEPINg ANgEl mugPour a cold beverage and the
Weeping Angel looks like an ordinary statue. But when you add hot water…
Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK! #3763
Sold in multiples of 2.
TArDIs sOuP & sANDWICH VOrTExServe your guests chips and salsa or your favorite party dip in the TARDIS as it flies through the Time Vortex… or enjoy your soup and sandwich like the last of the Time Lords! #3766
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TArDIs umBrEllAOutside, the TARDIS travels through the Vortex, but inside is the view from the Twelfth Doctor’s console. Approximately 33" end-to-end, this brolly goes up at the push of a button, and the 39" diameter means there is plenty of room for a companion! #3825
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NEW! FEATurINg
THE TWElFTH DOCTOr's
TArDIs!
Comes complete in its own two-strap carrying case with clockwork and
Circular gallifreyan designs! 5
$22.50
$7.75
$19.50
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Sticky NotesHundreds of book markers and sticky notes that remind you to tune up the Batmobile, wash the invisible jet, recharge the power ring… and DFTBS (don’t forget to be super)!
Superman#4202
Wonder Woman#4204
Green Lantern#4205
Batman#4203
DC ARRIVESAT THE GUILD!
DC ARRIVESAT THE GUILD!
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$3.50 ea.
Quotable NotableSNever send ordinary greetings when you can send a die-cut Quotable Notable note card featuring your favorite hero! Comes with an envelope and sticker sheet of images, quotes, and greetings.
Batman#4067
Superman#4063
Wonder Woman#4066
Green Lantern#4206
Sold in multiples of 4.
Justice League of america Box SetThis boxed set includes die-cut note cards of Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Comes with sticker sheets filled with super greetings, super images, and super quotes! #4208
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$2.00 ea. for 12+/style.$2.25 ea. for 6/style.Sold in multiples of 6.
$8.50
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Batman throuGh the YearS muGBatman has defended Gotham City from evildoers for generations, and now the World’s Greatest Detective will keep watch over your hot cocoa. It’s Batman in action – from his first appearance in Detective Comics #27 (May 1939) to the 21st Century! Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. Enjoy with or without your cape. #4052
Wonder WomanthrouGh the YearS muGWonder Woman has battled the forces of evil for generations, and now you can see how the Amazon Princess has evolved since her first appearance in 1941. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. #4048
Supermanthrough the Years mug
Superman has been Earth’s greatest hero for generations, standing for truth, justice, and the American Way from the 1930s through the new millennium… and now the Man of Steel stands watch over your
hot apple cider. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds 14 oz. Not recommended for kryptonite. #2966
tHRouGH tHe YeaRS
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$7.75
$7.75
$7.75
DrAW ANImAlsMake your coffee break more creative with
the How to Draw Animals mug! Step-by-step instructions show you how to draw your
own Bengal Tiger, Asian Elephant, and Giant Panda. All you need is a pencil and paper…
and a coffee ring. #3824
yOgAThe 12 oz. Yoga How-to mug shows postures for each of your chakras, as well as the Sun Salutation. For the beginner and long-time yoga practitioner alike. Now
you know what to get your guru. #3464
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
sHADOW PuPPETsGot a light bulb and hot chocolate? Have a puppet show! This transforming mug shows you how to make 10 classic shadow puppets. When it’s cold, see the shadows – when it’s hot, see the hands! #3823COlD
HOT
kNOTsWith the How to Tie Knots mug, you're on your way to earning a merit badge on your coffee break or securing your boat to the dock with your next mug of hot chocolate. Rope included! #3822
MUGS Don't just sip there!
NEW!
NEW!
yOgA mAT COAsTEr
INCluDED!
tHRouGH tHe YeaRS
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$7.75
$7.75
$7.75
DIsAPPEArINg VAN gOgHPour in a hot beverage and watch the famous painter’s ear disappear.
#0125
ClImATE CHANgEAdd hot water and watch sea levels rise. Let things
cool off and the coastlines return.#3869
COlD
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HOT
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grEAT suPrEmE COurT CAsEsAdd a hot beverage and the
losing sides disappear! #1657
DEmOCrATIC DrEAmJust in time for the 2016 elections, the
Democratic Dream mug is back!#0917
DOCTOr WHO DIsAPPEArINg TArDIs Watch the TARDIS travel through time and space!
#1605
DOCTOr WHO WEEPINg ANgEl Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK.
#3763
Transforming mugs All mugs come gift boxed.
HOT
NEW!
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grEAT gAys OuT OF THE ClOsET
Add hot liquid and 14 great gays from history proudly throw open the closet doors!
#1655
grEAT NuDEsAdd a hot beverage and everyone’s clothing vanishes. (They’re all famous masterpieces — artistic nudity!)
#2240
DIsAPPEArINg CIVIl lIBErTIEsWatch your rights disappear.
#0236
DIsAPPEArINg WIVEs OF HENry VIII
Add hot water and the wives disappear until things cool off.
#0064
DIsAPPEArINg DINOsAursDinosaurs transform into fossils!
#0982
HOT
COlD
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COlD
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HOT
HOT
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Transforming mugs
mIsTEr rOgErssWEATEr CHANgINg
When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan!#3748
HOT
COlD
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CONsTEllATIONs Have coffee with the stars.
#2762
DIsAPPEArINg CHEsHIrE CATThe cat disappears, leaving only a grin.
#0025
JEsus sHAVEsJesus needs hot water to shave!
#0981
HOT
COlD
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HOT
THE BEATlEs yEllOW suBmArINE
John, Paul, George, and Ringo appear in their Yellow Submarine.
#3329
cold
cold
hot
hot
Transforming mugs All mugs come gift boxed.
sHArk! Add hot coffee or tea and stay out of the water.
#2985
FrEE Mug Display inserts included with
your order for all disappearing mugs!
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Traditional mugs
BANNED BOOks24 literary classics too hot to handle.
#2480
EDgAr AllAN POEMakes any beverage mysterious!
#3356
kurT VONNEguTThe right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the
requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. #3358
mArk TWAIN“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is
laughter.” Running a close second is caffeine. #3357
JANE AusTENJust the thing for women of independent means
and superior men. #3764
FIrsT lINEs OF lITErATurE It’ll give you the literary
inspiration to tackle your day. #2763
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ClAssIC mOVIE mugClassic quotes from movie history. Test
yourself!#2764
grEAT ArCHITECTurEArchitectural drawings of 10 famous buildings
from classical to classic.#3305
Traditional mugs All mugs come gift boxed.
sHAkEsPEArEAN INsulTs The Bard’s best put-downs.
#0065
sHAkEsPEArEAN lOVE The Bard’s best come-ons.
#0169
rEDEsIgNED!
Sell our mugs in amINI IVOry
TOWErSee page 62
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BrIEF HIsTOry OF ArTFrom Lascaux to Picasso.
#1658
PINk FrEuDHave a cigar!
#3346
FrEuDIAN sIPsWhen you say one thing but
mean your mother! #0084
gENEsIs OF THE DAlEks Caffeinate before you exterminate!
#3745
CrOssWOrD PuzzlE mug One puzzle on the box, and a new one
every month at crosswordmug.com! #3340
mONTy PyTHON quOTEs Featuring 20 classic quotes from the
legendary comedy team. #2965
Traditional mugs
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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.
grEAT mOusTACHEs15 famous moustaches. Groucho, Twain,
Poe and others.#0652
mATHEmATICAl FOrmulAE20 of the most popular mathematical formulae.
#0492
DAlÍ llAmA50% englightened, 50% surreal.
#3381
HEllO DAlÍThe persistence of meow.
#3382
HErE’s lOOkINg AT EuClIDEnjoy your morning cofffee
with some essential geometry.#3402
PrEsIDENTIAl CAmPAIgN slOgANs
29 classic slogans, from Adlai to Zachary.#0978
Traditional mugs
yIDDIsH PrOVErBs Colorful Yiddish proverbs and their
English translations. #0163
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$7.75 ea.$7.50 ea. when ordered in case packs of 32. Order in multiples of 4/style.
JANE AusTEN#0248
BIlly THE kID#2948
BlACkBEArD#1844
BuDDHA#0019
CHArlIE CHAPlIN #0931
mArIE sklODOWskA CurIE#3559
sAlVADOr DAlÍ#0028
JOHANN sEBAsTIAN BACH #0014
luDWIg VAN BEETHOVEN #0017
QEQEI PlAy
musIC! sO DO I!
little Thinkers
CHArlEs DArWIN#0030
InspIre.enlIghten.Cuddle.11" tall and so smart.
17
$13.00 $13.00
$11.50 ea.$13.00 each for musical dolls. Minimum 2/style. Case discount $.25 off for 12/style.
DETACHABlE
kITE!
CHArlEs DICkENs#2641
ElIzABETH I#0525
AlBErT EINsTEIN#0035
W.E.B. DuBOIs#0128
FrIDA kAHlO#0056
sIgmuND FrEuD#0162
mAHATmA gANDHI#0058
BENJAmIN FrANklIN#3561
JEsus#0289
WINslOW HOmEr#2822
CHE guEVArA#0024
sHErlOCk HOlmEs#0511
gANEsHA#0625
lEONArDO DA VINCI#0029
mArIlyN mONrOE#2030
kArl mArx#0077
ABrAHAm lINCOlN#0951
ClAuDE mONET #0081
mIyAmOTO musAsHI#3976
W.A. mOzArT#0083
QEI PlAymusIC!
little Thinkers
18$13.00
little Thinkers
DETACHABlE
EAr!
DETACHABlE
rAVEN!
kINg TuT#3261
PABlO PICAssO#0638
FrIEDrICH NIETzsCHE#0085
BArACk OBAmA#0310
sOCrATEs#0115
WIllIAm sHAkEsPEArE#0099
PETE sEEgEr#3920
sCrEAmINg sCrEAm#0290
ElEANOr rOOsEVElT#0288
EDgAr AllAN POE#0187
VIrgINIA WOOlF #0123
ANDy WArHOl#0311
VINCENT VAN gOgH#0122
kurT VONNEguT#2949
mArk TWAIN#3919
NIKolA teslA#3558
gEOrgE WAsHINgTON#3733
Sell ourLittle Thinkers in amINI IVOry
TOWErSee page 62
I rEAlly
sCrEAm!
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$11.50 ea.$13.00 each for musical dolls. Minimum 2/style. Case discount $.25 off for 12/style.
sAlVADOrDAlÍ#0230
JANEAusTEN
#0202
BIllClINTON
#0301
HIllAryClINTON
#0302
WINsTONCHurCHIll
#1784
CHArlIECHAPlIN
#0938
lAugHINg BuDDHA
#3659
luDWIg VANBEETHOVEN
#0228
sImONEDE BEAuVOIr
#0506
BAllErINA(DEgAs)
#0507
CHArlEsDArWIN
#0478
DANTEAlIgHIErI
#0509
EmIlyDICkINsON
#0303
lOuIs ArmsTrONg
#2225
FrEDErICk DOuglAss
#2230
BIlly THE kID
#2956
DAVyCrOCkETT
#2957
ANgEl(gIOTTO)
#0983
BATmAN#4067
suPErmAN#4063
WONDEr WOmAN#4066
grEEN lANTErN#4206
More than just a blank card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9" tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from “Happy Birthday” to “Missing you!” and protected in an acetate sleeve.
quotable Notables
JusTICE lEAguE OF AmErICA BOx sETThis boxed set includes die-cut note cards of Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, and Wonder Woman. Comes with sticker sheets filled with super greetings, super images, and super quotes! #4208
NEW! NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
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ElIzABETH I#0987
AlBErTEINsTEIN
#0204
IsADOrADuNCAN
#0494
BENJAmINFrANklIN
#0574
mAHATmAgANDHI
#0212
sIgmuNDFrEuD#0203
mICHElFOuCAulT
#0213
rAlPH WAlDOEmErsON
#0578
F. sCOTTFITzgErAlD
#0588
quotable Notables
gIrl W/ PEArl EArrINg(VErmEEr)
#2234
JEsus#0935
JAmEsJOyCE#0206
THOmAsJEFFErsON
#0575
JOHN F. kENNEDy
#2224
kIss (klImT)#0232
FrIDAkAHlO
#0218
lEONArDODA VINCI
#0941
rOBErT E.lEE
#2227
FrANz kAFkA#0579
HENry VIII#0200
CHEguEVArA
#0199
sHErlOCkHOlmEs
#0504
ulyssEs s.grANT
#2226
JImIHENDrIx
#2229
zOrA NEAlEHursTON
#0590
BIllIE HOlIDAy
#3326
HArryHOuDINI
#0991
AlICE IN WONDErlANDAlice, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, White Rabbit.#0585
grEAT ArTIsTsSalvador Dalí, Frida Kahlo, Claude Monet, Vincent Van Gogh.#0305
Boxed CardSetSEach set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.
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Sold in multiples of 4.$7.50 ea.
WIllIAmsHAkEsPEArE
#0215
sCrEAm(muNCH)
#0235
JEAN-PAulsArTrE
#0505
rOsIE THErIVETEr
#0586
CArlsAgAN#3884
FrANklIN D.rOOsEVElT
#0946
THEODOrE rOOsEVElT
#0937
rEmBrANDTVAN rIJN
#0591
PABlOPICAssO
#0945
EDgArAllAN POE
#0209
ElEANOrrOOsEVElT
#0576
mIsTErrOgErs
#3885
rOsA PArks#2223
DOrOTHyPArkEr
#0201
mICHEllEOBAmA
#0312
BArACkOBAmA
#0609
ANNIEOAklEy
#0508
grEAT WrITErsJane Austen, William Shakespeare, James Joyce, Virginia Woolf.#0306
mAsTErPIECEsDegas’ Ballerina, Munch’s Scream, Leonardo’s Mona Lisa, Klimt’s Kiss.#0510
quotable Notables
FrIEDrICHNIETzsCHE
#0208
kArlmArx#0233
ABrAHAmlINCOlN
#0966
mONA lIsA(lEONArDO)
#0234
IsAACNEWTON
#0989
ClAuDEmONET
#0231
W.A.mOzArT
#0229
mOsEs#0940
mArIlyN mONrOE
#2228
Boxed CardSetSEach set includes 8 cards, 8 envelopes & 4 sticker sheets.
Sold in multiples of 4.
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$7.50 ea.
quEEN OF HEArTs
#0580
mAD HATTEr
#0584
WHITE rABBIT
#0581
BATmAN#4067
suPErmAN#4063
WONDErWOmAN
#4068
grEENlANTErN
#4206
AlICE#0583
VIrgINIAWOOlF
#0207
FrANk llOyD WrIgHT
#0589
WAlT WHITmAN
#0304
luDWIgWITTgENsTEIN
#0205
OsCArWIlDE#1785
ANDy WArHOl
#0939
kurT VONNEguT
#2959
gEOrgEWAsHINgTON
#1783
EDITHWHArTON
#3921
sOCrATEs#0211
gErTruDE sTEIN#0942
HENry DAVID THOrEAu
#0501
NIkOlA TEslA#3658
VINCENT VAN gOgH
#0210
mArk TWAIN#0502
sITTINg Bull#2958
VENus(BOTTICEllI)
#0986
JusTICE lEAguE OF AmErICAAquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Superman, Wonder Woman. #4208
quotable Notables
Sold in multiples of 4.$8.50
NEW!
NEW! NEW! NEW!
NEW!
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OBAmACArE mINTsPEPPERMINT #3351
PuNIsHmINTsCINNAMON HABAÑERO #2954
DIsAPPOINTmINTsPEPPERMINT #2123
OBAmAmINTsPEPPERMINT #0316
THE mOrNINg AFTEr mINTPEPPERMINT #0258
INVIsIBIlITy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0947
ANTI-grAVITy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0962
Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame. Minimum 24 tins per style. All mints come in a POP display box.
DELICIOUS!
mANly mINTsPEPPERMINT #0260
mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs
PEPPERMINT #4230
mIND CONTrOl mINTsPEPPERMINT #3882
BEFOrE, DurINg& AFTEr sEx mINTs
PEPPERMINT #0103
EAVEs DrOPsLEMON #3524
3-style rack free with 3 mint styles. #0193 6-style rack free with 6 mint styles. #0139
See page 64 for details.
NeWFree DISPLAyRACk
BEFOrE THE kIssPEPPERMINT #0071
mints
NEW!
24
EINsTEIN’s rElATIVElysTrONg mINTs
PEPPERMINT #0315
ANTI-EsTABlIsHmINTsPEPPERMINT #0011
AlICE’s ENCHANTmINTsPEPPERMINT #0615
mINTs ArE A gIrl’sBEsT FrIEND
PEPPERMINT #2101
sIN-O-mINTsCINNAMON HABAÑERO
#0108
mEssIAH mINTsPEPPERMINT #0964
mEsHugA mINTsPEPPERMINT #2103
ExPErImINTsPEPPERMINT #2978
sHAkEsPEArmINTsSPEARMINT #0008
AFTEr THErAPy mINTsPEPPERMINT #0009
rETIrEmINTsPEPPERMINT #2102
ATONEmINTsPEPPERMINT #0013
ENlIgHTENmINTsPEPPERMINT #0038
mOTHEr’slITTlE HElPErPEPPERMINT #0259
EmPOWErmINTsPEPPERMINT #0949
mONTy PyTHON’s WAFEr THIN mINTs
PEPPERMINT #3367
mintsSold in multiples of 24. POP included.
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$1.95 ea.
BABEl WATCHNow you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit,
Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali...even if you can’t
tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter. #3784
EyE WATCHTime will never pass in the blink of an eye because this eye never blinks. The spinning iris ticks away the seconds. 38mm diameter. #3805
PENNy-FArTHINgThe only timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers. Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here! #4178
Tempus Fugit Genuine leather straps. Japanese movement. 1 year warranty.All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.
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sAlVADOr DAlÍ surrEAlITy
Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his
ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. #0559
lEONArDO DA VINCI rEVErsE mOTION
The hands move backwards! The face says: “Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.” #0651
COlOr WHEElFinally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your
wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 38mm
diameter. #3584
PTOlEmAIC sysTEmAh, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. #2979
EINsTEINIAN rElATIVITyA clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! #0219
mOIrÉ OP ArT WATCHAnimated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. 38mm diameter. #3975
Tempus FugitOrder in multipes of 2/style. Case discount of $.50 off for 10/style.
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sHIVA rOTATINg ArmsTwo of the Hindu god’s arms and trident keep track of time. #0650
WONDErlANDYou won’t be late with our
Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face
every minute. Curious! Printed plastic band. #1609
mINIsTry OF sIlly WAlks
Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass!
38mm diameter. #3049
DOCTOr WHO The TARDIS flies around the
vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with magnifying
watch face. Synthetic band. #2207
F-sTOP WATCHA classic photography-inspired watch. It’s 2.8, do you know where your children are? #1836
NIETzsCHE ETErNAl rETurN OF THE sAmEWe made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche's hopeless view of the world! Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. #0088
HIggs BOsONPretend you understand particle
physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of
any party. #2969
$23.00 ea.
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WATCH DIsPlAysShowcase our timepieces in
style. No hardware required for assembly. See page 64 for more
display options and pricing.
AWEsOmE WATCH PACkAgINg!Each watch comes
in its own display tin.
Tempus Fugit Order in multipes of 2/style. Case discount of $.50 off for 10/style.
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DArkrOOm TImErRemember darkrooms, developers, red lighting and chemical baths? Our watch brings it all back for photography enthusiasts. Glows in the dark. #2987
THE mIND OF FrEuDSee what’s on his mind (and probably yours!) Six different words (Mom, Dad, Sex, Envy, Id, Eros) become visible inside Freud’s thought bubble. #0127
PrImE TImE No need for that bulky Sieve of Eratosthenes.
Now there’s a watch that expresses time only in
prime numbers. A math geek favorite! #1837
sHAkEsPEArE TWElFTH NIgHT“O time, thou must untangle this, not I; it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. #0105
sTEAmsHIP TElEgrAPH Full speed ahead! #2836
THE myTH OF sIsyPHusEternally condemned, Sisyphus pushes his rock round and round as the seconds tick by. #0261
CHAPlIN mODErN TImEs
rOTATINg gEArCharlie gets caught up in
the machinery of modern times. 38mm diameter.
#0649
EuClIDWhen you give
someone the time of day, why
not throw in a proposition
(one of Euclid’s)? #3527
$23.00 ea.
PlANET PlATEsA set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher – wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Dishwasher safe. Plate diameter 10”. #3344
JuPITEr#3966
sATurN#3967
VENus#3963
urANus#3968
NEPTuNE#3969
mErCury#3962
mArs#3965
EArTH#3964
Sold in multiples of 4.
Planet Plates
AlsO sOlD sEPArATElyIndividually polybagged. Sold in multiples of 4/style.
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$21.00
$3.50 ea.
VAN gOgH#0171
mOTHEr’s lITTlE HElPEr
#0602
FrEuD#0172
mAD HATTEr#0238
sHAkEsPEArE#0318
my sTACHE#2807
3.5" × 1"
Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Each fine nickel-plated pill box has two compartments and a clasp to keep your meds safely inside.2" in diameter.
CHIll PIll #2806
FrIDA’s PHArmACy#3333
OBAmACArE#3332
JEsus#0648
PANDOrA’s PIll BOx#3990
BuDDHA#3463
PINk FrEuD#3991
rOsIE THE rIVETEr#3583
Pill Boxes Minimum 3/style.
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$8.00 ea.
NEW PACkAGING!All of our round pill boxes now come packaged in attractive display boxes.
sPINNINg PIll BOx DIsPlAy rACk
Show off our pill boxes on this spin-ning display. Holds 48 units. See page
65 for details. #4044
Pill Boxes
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DIffERENT SHAPES IN EvERY BOOkLET!
So much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guaranteed to amuse!
suPErmAN#4202
WONDEr WOmAN#4204
grEEN lANTErN#4205
BATmAN#4203
mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOOD#3820
sTICky NOTEs OF THE DEEP#3338
sticky Note Booklets 3.25" × 4.5".
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
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DOCumENT FIrsT AID#3647
lEgAl NOTEs#2210
musICAl NOTEs#0532
NOTEs OF THE BuDDHA#0611
@#&%!#0613
DOCTOr WHO#2206
COmmANDmENTs#0528
mONTy PyTHON#3048
ADHEsIVE CHrIsT AlmIgHTIEs#0612
sticky Note BookletsSold in multiples of 6/style. Come packed in POP-ready display box.
DAlÍ's surrEAlIsT mANIFEsTOs#0546 33
$3.50 ea.
sticky Note Booklets Sold in multiples of 6/style. Come packed in POP-ready display box. 3.25" × 4.5".
mOusTACHIOs#2952
WONDErlAND#2781
yEllOW suBmArINE#3330
EINsTEINIAN gluONs#0535
sHAkEsPEArE's muCH ADO ABOuT NOTHINgs
#0533
FEmINOTEs#1818
FrIDA's rEFlECTIONs#0529
FrEuDIAN slIPs#0041
TIErED sTICky NOTE DIsPlAyHolds 36 units. Free with purchase of 72 booklets. See page 64. #3105
POPDIsPlAyAll sticky note booklets come in POP boxes of six.
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grEAT DrINkErs sHOT glAssEsOur Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034
sHOT glAssEs These shot glasses are shot glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber. #2236
sHOT INTO sPACE sHOT glAssEsSix shot glasses, eight animal pioneers. Raise a glass to the unsung heroes of space exploration! #3091
JEWs glAssEsA set of four juice glasses featuring famous Jews. One of thinkers, one of artists, one of
writers, and one of entertainers. Makes every nosh a meeting of the minds. #2869
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
Sold in multiples of 4.
glassware
mug sHOTssHOT glAssEs Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838
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$11.00
$9.50
$9.50
$9.50
$9.50
sHErlOCk HOlmEs
A useful pocket-sized notebook where you
can jot down clues to a mystery! #3393
Notebooks
sPINNINg COuNTErTOP NOTEBOOk DIsPlAy
Baltic birch plywood & acrylic, assembles with no hardware.
See page 65. #4045
sTArgAzINgA beautiful little notebook with
constellation maps, lunar guides, and a tear-out simple astrolabe so you can chart
the revolutions of the heavenly spheres and make note of its wonders. #3394
ClOuDsPOTTINgComplete with cloudspotting charts and information, it’s the ideal place to document new cloud types, record all the storms you’ve chased, or simply jot down a few notes while you’re enjoying the weather. #3886
NEW!
NEW!
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COmIC NOTE BOOkA handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.
lArgE4.75" × 7", 48 pp. #3951
rEgulAr3.5" × 5", 64 pp. #3581
mINI mAsTErPIECEsA handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature
masterpieces. #3582
musICUPG’s Music notebook has 64 pages of staves so you can launch right into the
composition of your magnum opus …or just make a few notes. #3806
grEAT gAmEs!The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. 64 game pages, three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes), and easy-to-follow rules for several games. #3875
NotebooksSold in multiples of 6/style.
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$3.50
$1.75
$1.75 ea.
These notebooks are your passports to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook — a journal for all your inward journeys.
“It is not down in any map; true places never are.”— Herman Melville
CAmElOT#1592
gArDEN OF EDEN#1594
ArEA 51#2962
PANgAEA#1464
NIrVANA#1593
mArs#2221
PArADIsE#1475
PlATO’s rEPuBlIC#1469
NEVErlAND#1590
THE uNCONsCIOus#1467
HEll#1465
Oz #1471
uTOPIA#1468
WONDErlAND#1473
Passport Notebooks Sold in multiples of 6/style.
uPg#296438
$1.75 ea.
Available in:Small (Women’s 4.5-7.5, Men’s 4.5–6) #0112
Medium (Women’s 8-10, Men’s 6.5–8.5) #0111Large (Women’s 10.5-12, Men’s 9–11.5) #0110
fREUDIAN SLIPPERS
Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our
patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.
Minimum 2 pairs per size.
uPg Classics
INfLATABLE SCREAM DOLLDo-it-yourself inflatable Scream rises to 18" when you fill it with a sigh, a moan, or a scream of your own. He also wobbles on his water-filled base. #2961
Sold in multiples of 6.
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$15.00
$8.50
T-shirts
Now your customers can dress in style—UPG style! Featuring 10 designs. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% cotton.*
Let shoppers browse away without losing staff to refolding, refolding, refolding! Our beautiful rack displays UPG’s line of witty and brainy t-shirts — but not your entire stock. It’s the space-efficient way to engage your customers! See page 64 for details.
DRESS IN STYLE!
NeWdIsplAY!
Available in unisex Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, and XX-Large.
*Hello Dali is 90/10 cotton/polyblend.
CCAT1 - SmallCCAT2 - MediumCCAT3 - LargeCCAT4 - XLCCAT5 - XXL
MOON1 - SmallMOON2 - MediumMOON3 - LargeMOON4 - XLMOON5 - XXL
PINkF1 - SmallPINkF2 - MediumPINkF3 - LargePINkF4 - XLPINkF5 - XXL
cAt APPeARs
IN sUNlIGht!
LLAMA1 - SmallLLAMA2 - MediumLLAMA3 - LargeLLAMA4 - XLLLAMA5 - XXL
HELLOD1 - SmallHELLOD2 - MediumHELLOD3 - LargeHELLOD4 - XLHELLOD5 - XXL
NEW!
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PINkFrEuD
CHEsHIrECAT
mOON
BACk
T-shirts$13.00 if ordered in quantities of 12/style. +$1.00 for XXL. Min. 2 per size.
EUCLID1 - SmallEUCLID2 - MediumEUCLID3 - LargeEUCLID4 - XLEUCLID5 - XXL
LUCy1 - SmallLUCy2 - MediumLUCy3 - LargeLUCy4 - XLLUCy5 - XXL
CALVIN1 - SmallCALVIN2 - MediumCALVIN3 - LargeCALVIN4 - XLCALVIN5 - XXL
INSULT1 - SmallINSULT2 - MediumINSULT3 - LargeINSULT4 - XLINSULT5 - XXL
FDR1 - SmallFDR2 - MediumFDR3 - LargeFDR4 - XLFDR5 - XXL
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CAlVIN ANDHOBBEs
FDr
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sHAkEsPEArEANINsulTs
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$14.00 ea.
Each Activity Bar comes in a fold-out four-panel box full of fun, facts, games, activities, and, to give you the energy to do it all, a delicious-tasting, gluten-free, kosher fruit and nut bar! A magnetic clasp keeps it all together. The package is wildly entertaining even after the bar is gone.Never before have so many had so much fun and nutrition for so little!
fUN ANDNUTRITIOUS!
3 Bar Rack (wire) #26776 Bar Rack (wood) #2678
See page 65 for details.
grEATDIsPlAys!
POP BOxEsFOr EVEry BAr
BAr-O-sAurusGames, trivia, facts, and fun – the Bar-o-Saurus activity bar is filled with plant-eating goodness! #3813
sHErlOCk HOlmEs mysTEry BArThe Sherlock Holmes Mystery Bar is a fruit-and-nut bar in a package filled with games and diversions – great fun for the die-hard Holmes enthusiast and the newly-smitten fan alike! #3811
BAr HumBugFeeling fa-la-la-la-la fatigued? BAR HUMBUG is the fruit-and-nut bar that comes complete with a Naughty List and
a cut-out coal ornament. Perfect for grab bags, last-minute stocking-stuffers, or a snack to get you through all that
shopping. Scrooge-approved! #3716
Activity BarsNEW!
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Arrr BArrr PIrATE BAr Box includes pirate lingo, cut-out pieces of eight, pirate quiz game and an official code of conduct! #2289
sTAr BArLearn about the universe while having a snack! #3040
sIgmuND FrEuD’s FruIT & NuT BAr An interactive box full of Freudian games, trivia, and even a cut-out Freudian cigar! #2338
BuDDHA BAr Buddha trivia, checklists, and a cut-out Buddhist shrine to display on your desk or nightstand. #2332
THE BArD BArMy kingdom for a tasty fruit and nut bar! #3041
THE lAsT suPPEr BAr Box contains a Jesus activity extravaganza: facts on the Last Supper, games, quizzes, jokes and trivia. #2334
A PrIEsT, A rABBI, AND A PENguIN WAlk INTO A BAr Inside you’ll find a concise History of Humor Timeline, a Comic Strip Construction Kit, and a crash course on punchlines. #2340
gAy BAr Includes games, activities, trivia, and even recipes for gay drinks that are guaranteed to leave you well hung over. That’s quite a package! #2339
WONDErlAND ‘EAT mE’ BArCurious? Open up the box and you’ll find games, puzzles, and quotes from your favorite Wonderland characters. #2337
EINsTEIN’s ENErgy BArOpen up the package for a real scientific education. You’ll be able to hold your own in any discussion of special relativity. #0967
NIETzsCHE’s WIll TO POWEr BArOpen the clasp and discover Nietzsche puzzles, facts, and 12 steps to becoming an Übermensch. There’s even a cut-out Nietzsche moustache! #2342
Activity Bars
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$2.80 ea.$2.60 when you buy 3 dozen. $2.40 for 108 (9 dozen). 12 bars per case.
magnetic PersonalitiesfINGER PUPPETS & fRIDGE MAGNETS!
rOTATINg PuPPET rACksLarge rack #0165Small rack #4268See page 65 for details.
On your finger, it’s a puppet; on your fridge, it’s a magnet! Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries. Approx. 4" tall.
THE grEAT rEVOluTIONArIEsGandhi, Guevara, Trotsky, Mandela #0157
THE grEAT PHIlOsOPHErsPlato, Kant, Hegel, Nietzsche #0094
THE grEAT sCIENTIsTsSklodowska Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin #0423
Sold in multiples of 4.
BOx sETs
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!NEW!
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JANEAusTEN
#0145
sHOlEmAlEICHEm
#0516
lOuIsArmsTrONg
#2186
susAN B.ANTHONy
#0922
luDWIg VANBEETHOVEN
#0150
BIlly THE kID
#2943
NAPOlEONBONAPArTE
#0295
BlACkBEArD#1841
HANNAHArENDT
#0629
CHArlIECHAPlIN
#0928
gEOFFrEyCHAuCEr
#3918
ANTON CHEkHOV
#0919
NOAmCHOmsky
#3556
WINsTONCHurCHIll
#1842
JulIus CAEsAr
#2192
BuDDHA#0020
WAlTWHITmAN
#4096
AlANTurINg
#4097
HIllAryClINTON
#4098
$15.00 ea.
$14.50 each in case packs of 24.
magnetic PersonalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style. $3.75 each in case packs of 36.
THE grEAT COmPOsErsBeethoven, Verdi, Puccini, Mozart #0158
THE grEAT PsyCHOlOgIsTsSigmund Freud, Anna Freud,
Jung, Couch #0096
THE grEAT ArTIsTsVan Gogh, Dalí, Kahlo, Monet #0012
Sold in multiples of 4.
BOx sETs
NEW!
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ClEOPATrA#3264
HIllAryClINTON
#4098
CHrIsTOPHErCOlumBus
#2193
DAVyCrOCkETT
#2942
mArIEsklODOWskA
CurIE#0296
sAlVADOr DAlÍ#0033
CHArlEsDArWIN
#0251
JACquEsDErrIDA
#2194
rENÉDEsCArTEs
#3741
FyODOrDOsTOEVsky
#0513
FrEDErICkDOuglAss
#0255
THOmAsEDIsON
#0292
EmIlyDICkINsON
#0544
CHArlEsDICkENs
#0031
ulyssEs s.grANT#0925
quEEN ElIzABETH I
#0519
mArTHAgrAHAm
#3917
AlBErTEINsTEIN
#0148
CHEguEVArA
#0155
kEITHHArINg
#2941
g.W.F.HEgEl#0197
ErNEsTHEmINgWAy
#0630
sHErlOCkHOlmEs
#0596
zOrA NEAlEHursTON
#0196
THOmAsJEFFErsON
#0521
JEsus#0929
mICHElFOuCAulT
#0185
BENJAmINFrANklIN
#0221
sIgmuNDFrEuD#0054
gAlIlEOgAlIlEI
#0178
gANEsHA#0923
mAHATmAgANDHI
#0161
EmmAgOlDmAN
#0514
$15.00 ea.
$14.50 each in case packs of 24.
$4.00 ea.
PAVlOV’s DOg#0151
EDgArAllAN POE
#0198
sylVIAPlATH#3554
rOsA PArks#2185
PABlO PICAssO
#0921
PlATO#0095
THE grEAT WrITErsShakespeare, Woolf, Dickens, Tolstoy #0134
FrEuD & COuCHThe master and his couch. #0055
AlICE IN WONDErlANDCheshire Cat, Queen of Hearts,
Alice, Mad Hatter #2238
Sold in multiples of 4.
BOx sETs
magnetic Personalities
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JAmEsJOyCE#0146
FrIDAkAHlO#0057
FrANzkAFkA#0068
CArlJuNg#0067
ImmANuElkANT#0143
HElENkEllEr
#2945
sørENkIErkEgAArD
#0181
NElsONmANDElA
#0153
kArlmArx#0250
HErmANmElVIllE
#0601
gusTAVklImT#0291
lAO-Tzu#0073
rOBErTE. lEE#0927
lEONArDODA VINCI
#0543
ABrAHAmlINCOlN
#0245
mAlCOlm x#3916
ClAuDE mONET
#0082
mArIlyNmONrOE
#2187
W. A.mOzArT
#0144
mOsEs#3265
IsAACNEWTON
#0249
gEOrgIA O’kEEFFE
#0518
BArACkOBAmA
#0644
FrIEDrICHNIETzsCHE
#0087
DOrOTHy PArkEr
#0252
JOANOF ArC
#0293
$9.00 ea.
$15.00 ea.
$14.50 each in case packs of 24.
VINCENTVAN gOgH
#0121
DIEgOVElAzquEz
#0633
gIusEPPEVErDI#0142
VErmEEr’sgIrl W/PEArl
#2235
quEENVICTOrIA
#3266
VOlTAIrE #3557
kurTVONNEguT
#2944
ANDyWArHOl
#0643
magnetic PersonalitiesSold in multiples of 6/style. $3.75 each in case packs of 36.
NEW!
NEW!
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gIACOmOPuCCINI
#0156
DIEgO rIVErA
#0154
rOBINHOOD#1839
ElEANOr rOOsEVElT
#0223
AugusTErODIN#0166
THEODOrE rOOsEVElT
#0254
BETsyrOss#1840
rumI#3740
WIllIAmsHAkEsPEArE
#0104
sAPPHO#0600
CArl sAgAN#3555
sCHröDINgEr’s CAT
#0152
THEsCrEAm
#0646
PETEsEEgEr
#3915
ArTHursCHOPENHAuEr
#0101
sHIVA#0924
BAruCHsPINOzA
#0515
NIkOlATEslA#0636
lEO TOlsTOy
#0160
kINg TuT#3263
sOJOurNErTruTH#0621
HArrIETTuBmAN
#0241
AlANTurINg
#4097
mArkTWAIN#0628
CHEsHIrECAT#2191
mADHATTEr
#2189
quEEN OFHEArTs
#2190
gEOrgEWAsHINgTON
#0294
VIrgINIAWOOlF
#0124
OsCArWIlDE#0635
WAlTWHITmAN
#4096
FrANk llOyDWrIgHT
#0610
AlICE#2242
$4.00 ea.
secular saints
N ow eveN SecularSaiNtlier! uPG’S
Secular SaintS are beautiful votiveS honoring cultural heroeS you can believe in.
each Secular Saint iS rendered inrich color on fine paper, emboSSed and illuminated with gold foil.Saint’S day, patronage, and devotional “prayer” in calligraphic lettering appear on the reverSe.
New illuMiNateD DeSiGNS!
#3291
made in the
U.S.A.48
sECulAr sAINT CANDlE DIsPlAyBaltic birch plywood, assembles with no hardware. See page 65 for details. #3804
secular saintsCase discount of $.25 off for 12/style. Sold in multiples of 4/style.
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
NEW!
#3473
#2933
#3307
#4280
#4281
#4282
#4283
#3325
#3311
#3701
#3310
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$6.75 ea.
sonic Wallets
Ever hear the saying “money talks”? Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek®, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!
THE INCREDIBLE SONIC WALLET!
lIgHT sENsITIVEsound plays when wallet
is opened
ExPANDABlEthin wallet adapts to
hold your stuff
sPINNINg WAllET DIsPlAyShow off your sonic wallets on this spinning display. Holds 48 wallets. See page 64. #3228
DAy OF THE DEADNow your dinero can be as festive as the Día de los Muertos! Plays mariachi music each time you open it. #3318
JEWIsHWhether for babka or challah, you’re going to need dough. Plays “Hava Nagila” when you open it. #3319
ClAssIC sCI FI The superior intelligence’s choice for holding worthless Earthling currency. Made of space-age material! Plays a variety of spacey sounds each time you open it. #3324
CAmErAPay your models and darkroom fees with this sleek, retro Graflex wallet. Makes classic camera sounds when you open it! #2981
kITTENs Kittens, KITTENS, KITTENS! Kitten-crazy wallet meows when you open it. Because KITTENS!!! One compartment for kitty litter, another for toy mice. This wallet will meow every time you open it. Notice how we didn’t say purrfect. Shoot, well, now we did. #3321
AuDuBON BIrDsKeep a blue jay in your pocket—a dozen Audubon birdsongs and bird calls when you open the wallet. #3316
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sonic WalletsSold in multiples of 6/style.
THE sCrEAmHear existential screams and shouts each time you open the wallet. #2908
PATrIOTICThe most American wallet ever! Plays Stars and Stripes Forever and The Star-Spangled Banner! Sized perfectly for US currency. #2973
Drum mACHINEThis classic drum machine-inspired wallet lays down five beats! #2907
JEsusHallelujah! Sounds of angels and harps emanate as you reach for what is Caesar’s. #2970
BuDDHAFind your moment of zen when you reach for a ten. Plays four different chants and meditative sounds. #2974
sHAkEsPEArE INsulTsHurls seven insults and barbs from the Bard each time thou openst it. #2971
mOOlAHA blinged-out cow wallet that shouts “moo-lah” each time you open it to grab some moolah! #2975
BAsEBAllPlays classic sounds of a ball game each time you open it. It’ll make you want to buy peanuts. #2972
mONTy PyTHONYou’ll make a splash with this Monty Python wallet that plays music plus select quotes from the Pythons when you open it. #2982
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$8.75 ea.
FrEuDIAN FINEry#0321
AmErICAN gOTHIC#2766
mIsTEr rOgErs’HEllO, NEIgHBOr!#3819
WIllIAm sHAkEsPEArE’sAll THE WOrlD's A sTAgE#3821
MIx IT UP!UPG’s magnetic dress-ups and play sets make your fridge fun again!
magnetic Play sets
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magnetic Play setsSold in multiples of 6/style.
yEllOW suBmArINE #3385
yOu’VE CrEATED A mONsTEr! #3519
FrIDA’s FrOCks & smOCks#2310
mArIlyN mONrOE'ssOmE lIkE IT HAuTE#2281
Omg: DEsIgN yOur OWN DEITy#2778
EINsTEIN’s ENsEmBlEs#0322
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$8.50 ea.
magnetic Play sets Sold in multiples of 6/style.
grEAT mOusTACHEs sET#2498
FrEE ACrylIC DIsPlAyfor Great Moustaches magnet set available upon request with order of 12 units. #2696
mAgNETIC DrEss-uP
DIsPlAy rACkBaltic birch plywood,
assembles with no hardware. Holds 24 magnetic play sets. Available free with
purchase of 24 sets. See page 65. #3106
WHAT WOulD JEsus WEAr?#0323
OBAmArAmA #0654
THE FIrsT lADy OF FAsHION#0320
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$6.00 each.
$8.50 ea.
mONTy PyTHON quOTEs mugTake a swig to wash down all that albatross. Featuring 20 classic quotes from the legendary comedy team. #2965
mONTy PyTHON sTICky NOTEs And now for something completely sticky! A sticky note book with notes featuring classic Python iconography. #3048
mONTy PyTHON sONIC WAllET
Handy when you want to buy an ant, a new parrot, or a bed (just don’t say
“mattress” to Mr. Lambert). Plays music and quotes from the Pythons.
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mONTy PyTHON’s WAFEr THIN mINTs Don’t worry about how full you are—these fresh after-dinner mints will refresh you. They definitely won’t make you explode.* #3367
mINIsTry OF sIlly WAlks WATCH
Watch John Cleese contort himself as the hours pass! #3049
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gENEsIs OF THE DAlEks mug
Prof. Bakewell’s genuine blueprints for the design of the Dalek — The Doctor’s long-time nemesis.
Caffeinate before you exterminate! #3745
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DIsAPPEArINg TArDIs mugAdd a hot beverage and watch the TARDIS travel through time and space! #1605
Doctor Who
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WEEPINg ANgEl mugPour a cold beverage and the Weeping Angel looks like an ordinary statue. But when you add hot water… Whatever you do, DON’T BLINK! #3763
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TArDIs umBrEllAOutside, the TARDIS travels through
the Vortex, but inside is the view from the Twelfth Doctor’s console.
Approximately 33” end-to-end, this brolly goes up at the push of a button,
and the 39” diameter means there is plenty of room for a companion! #3825
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TArDIs WATCHThe TARDIS flies around the vortex every minute. 38mm diameter with
magnifying watch face. #2207
Minimum order 2.
Doctor Who
TArDIs Vs DAlEkCrEAm & sugAr sETEven a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. Approx. 3-½" tall and highly civilized. #3746
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TArDIs Vs DAlEk sAlT & PEPPEr sET
An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a
must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453Sold in multiples of 6.
DOCTOr WHO sTICky NOTEsAdd another dimension to your memos with hundreds of notes for sticky situations. #2206
Doctor Who
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TArDIs sOuP & sANDWICH VOrTExServe your guests chips and salsa or your favorite party dip in the TARDIS as it flies through the Time Vortex… or enjoy your soup and sandwich like the last of the Time Lords! #3766
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mister rogers
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mIsTEr rOgErs' NEIgHBOrHOODsTICky NOTEsMister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sticky Notes can remind you to feed the fish or visit the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. #3820
mIsTEr rOgErs sWEATEr CHANgINg mugThis friendly mug features favorite Mister Rogers quotes and song lyrics, and when you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! #3748
HEllO, NEIgHBOr!mIsTEr rOgErs’mAgNETIC DrEss-uPHello, Neighbor! Mister Rogers' mix-and-match magnetic wardrobe includes everything you need to spend a snappy new day with America's most beloved children's television personality. #3819
mIsTEr rOgErsquOTABlE NOTABlEThis die-cut Mister Rogers note card is the perfect way to tell someone “you are special” or to say hello to a friend. Send one just to be neighborly! #3885
mIsTEr rOgErs'ENCOurAgEmINTs
Make new friends! With delicious peppermint Mister Rogers’ Encouragemints, you’ll be confident you have the
freshest breath in the neighborhood! #4230
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