University of Michigan/CERN

Research Experience for Undergraduates

Presented By Kristie V. LeeHampton University

Hampton, Virginia, USA

Tuesday, July 5th, 2005

My Group Members Advisor – Silvia Schuh

CERN staff, Austria Operations Manager – Vadym Zhuravlov

Joint Institute for Nuclear Research (JINR), Dubna, Russia

Computer Systems Manager – Ricardo Manuel Salgueiro Domingues Da Silva Special Training Program, Portugal

My Project – Summer 2005

My Project – Summer 2005

Funny and Fun! Geneva, Switzerland and

Beyond!

Funny and Fun! Geneva, Switzerland and

Beyond!Emergency Procedures for Ending a Pointless Story and Other

Group Randomness

1. “And then I found five dollars and my pants fell down.” –Asher2. “And then I jumped off a bridge and broke my leg” –Kristie3. And then I got ran over by a steamroller.” –Nabil4. Lama – happy lama, sad lama, manic depressive lama, Stem cell

research lama, metastizing lama, dali lama-king of the lamas.5. Aduro’s second knuckle6. Jared’s jokes (that he only makes when no one is paying

attention and are incredibly funny)7. Emily’s, “Wait, that doesn’t make any sense because…”8. The cult-like sub-group slowly forming to worship Nine Inch

Nails…

Thank You!