University of Michigan/CERN Research Experience for Undergraduates Presented By Kristie V. Lee Hampton University Hampton, Virginia, USA Tuesday, July 5 th, 2005 My Group Members Advisor Silvia Schuh CERN staff, Austria Operations Manager Vadym Zhuravlov Joint Institute for Nuclear Research (JINR), Dubna, Russia Computer Systems Manager Ricardo Manuel Salgueiro Domingues Da Silva Special Training Program, Portugal My Project Summer 2005 Funny and Fun! Geneva, Switzerland and Beyond! Emergency Procedures for Ending a Pointless Story and Other Group Randomness 1. And then I found five dollars and my pants fell down. Asher 2. And then I jumped off a bridge and broke my leg Kristie 3. And then I got ran over by a steamroller. Nabil 4. Lama happy lama, sad lama, manic depressive lama, Stem cell research lama, metastizing lama, dali lama-king of the lamas. 5. Aduros second knuckle 6. Jareds jokes (that he only makes when no one is paying attention and are incredibly funny) 7. Emilys, Wait, that doesnt make any sense because 8. The cult-like sub-group slowly forming to worship Nine Inch Nails Thank You!