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8/11/2019 Uchicago Waldo
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When you see a man walking down the street in a bobble hat, red and white striped
shirt, and extraordinarily circular bi-focals, an unusual dichotomy immediately jumps into
your head. That guy is either dressedas Waldo, or else hes just a magnificently ironic
hipster. Because I am a glass half full kind of guy, and I have some hope for the future of
human kind, I would chose to assume the former. Waldo, of course, is the star of British
author Martin Hanfords outrageously popular hide-and-seek comic for children; a man
whose very existence has become a challenge to keen eyed and intellectually ambitiouspeople everywhere. When compared to vanquishing the enigma of the non-conformist, a
mysterious archetype bred and immortalized in off-color metropolitan areas like
Minneapolis and Portland(ia), chasing the Bournesque Waldo through a slew of world
wonders and household objects seems like a walk in the park. Waldo is a parable in his own
right, a drifter the likes of which the world has never seen.
Still, the majority of applicants who undertake the hellish concoction of expectation
and clich that characterizes our prompt, So where is Waldo, really? will likely write about
their own inner Waldo. Whether it is teenage angst, low self-esteem, or a challenge in sports,
looking for oneself will be the overused metaphor that YOU will have to wade through as an
admissions counselor. Luckily, unless this essay degenerates into a useless pile of unagi, you
wont see more of the same for the next 5 minutes.
See, I already know myself. Through the last four years, Ive encountered the
majority of personality traits that indicate what I will become. I know, I know, college is
supposed to be where you find yourself; but honestly, I believe college is more about
embracing yourself than making yourself. And unlike Waldo, Ive already embraced my
need to standout: no hiding in a sea of striped objects for this kid. Rather, Im hoping that
living and studying at UChicago will help me figure out which Waldo to find. Though I
recognize that my self-esteem is a tad too high, and Im well aware of my weaknesses, I only
have a very vague visual of my future. The challenge Im trying to conquer is not so much aquestion of whereas it is a question of what.
Umbrellas, cups, tables, and landmarks: These objects litter the pages of Waldo
activity books. But if the comics were instead titled Where are Objects? would you really
want to play the game? There has to be a finish line in mind, otherwise, when you encountera hurdle, there is nothing to stop you from turning around. So when it comes to my search
for Waldo, I may as well be looking for the spoon sitting on top of the Taj Mahal.
Nevertheless, I guess that searching for Waldo is supposed to be a metaphor for
searching for answers and some deep meaning behind the questions of life. But I really just
have one question. Why does anyone care where Waldo is? The search for Waldo is at its
best when you run into him, not when youve been pursuing for him for years. When finding
Waldo becomes an obsession, when you spend metaphorical hour after metaphorical hour
staring desperately at one page, hoping, dreaming for a fleeting view of that elusive hipster,
thatswhen Waldo becomes corrupted. For even when you think you may have seen him,
BAM, he jumps to the next page, like some perplexing immortal from a science fiction novel.
Maybe it is better that you have a general idea of Waldos existence, as opposed to exact
coordinates. Can Heisenbergs uncertainty principle be applied to a striped little man? Is itpossible that Schrodingers cat is actually Schrodingers Waldo?Realistic that you never
really know the state of the cat as long as you think you know that its in the box? Perhaps
its preferable, then, to dream not of the spoon, but rather of the cutlery drawer. So Imsorry Robin Ye, class of 2016. I dont care where Waldo REALLY is, and quite frankly,neither should you. Assuming you can find him with a formula is a postulation so perplexing
that it gives Twilight beating Harry Potter at the MTV Movie Awards a run for its money.
Personally, I hope that Waldo is relaxing in a condo on Bondai Beach. I truly think
that Waldo wont be something run-of-the-mill, hiding in plain sight or in a military complex
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