12:00 a.m. TMC CharlieValentine aa

USA Good Luck Chuck aa12:05 a.m. SHOW2 Roger

Dodger aaa12:30 a.m. IFC Love and a

.45 aa12:45 a.m. STARZ Blade IIaac

1:00 a.m. AMC The CowboyWay aa

BET The Preacher’s Wife aaHBO3 Pirate Radio aaaSYFY 100 Feet1:05 a.m. HBO The Relic aa1:10 a.m. ENC Dumb &

Dumber aaa1:30 a.m. HBO2 Trappedaac

1:40 a.m. MAX The Box aaTMC Brotherhood aac1:45 a.m. TCM Jane Austen

in Manhattan aa1:50 a.m. SHOW2 Cougar

Club ac2:00 a.m. USA Borat aaa2:45 a.m. IFC Drugstore

Cowboy aaaSTARZ Wild Grass aaa3:00 a.m. AMC EDtv aacENC The Big Hit aacHBO A Nightmare on Elm

Street aaHBO3 The MaidSYFY Furnace aaTBS The Invasion aacTMC Groupie3:20 a.m. HBO2 Girl 6 aa3:40 a.m. MAX Volunteersaa

3:45 a.m. TCM In Custodyaa

4:00 a.m. VH1 Save the LastDance 2 ac

4:20 a.m. TMC Adventures ofPower aac

4:30 a.m. SHOW2 Tommy andthe Cool Mule a

4:35 a.m. ENC Parenthoodaac

STARZ Takers aa4:40 a.m. HBO Beverly Hills

Cop III aacSHOW Spooner5:10 a.m. HBO2 The

Musketeer ac5:30 a.m. MAX Adam aaaTOMORROW6:00 a.m. TCM Count Your

Blessings acTMC Julius Caesar aac6:05 a.m. SHOW Thirst acSHOW2 Noble Things aa6:30 a.m. HBO3 Mr. Momaac

IFC Trail of the ScreamingForehead aac

STARZ Men in Black aac

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WJBK (N) (CC) (N)(CC) (N) (CC) (N) “Auditions #4" The auditions come to a close as the

judges make their final picks. (CC) (N)News and

weather. (N)(N) (CC) (N)

WDIV (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (N)(CC)

(N) (CC) (N) (N)TVPG

(CC) (N)TV14

(CC) (N)“Carnivorous

Sheep” Jane helps Duffy. (N) (N)(:35)

(N)

WXYZ (N) (CC) (N) (N) (N)“Bon Voyage,

Angels” Troubled past. (N)“Take the Lead”

Important decision. (N)(:02) “GodLaughs” Heart attack. (CC) (N) (N)

(:35)(CC) (N)

CBET (CC)(CC) (N) (CC) (N)

“For the Loveof Elephants”

(CC)(N)

(:05)

WMYD “PayneSpeaking”

(CC) False firedrill. (CC)

(CC) “Run” Officeshooting. (CC)

“Baggage”Woman vanishes. (CC) (N)

Monica’sdecision.

“ThePool Guy”

“Valen-tine’s Day”

WCMZ (CC) (N)(CC) (N) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC)

Décor finished in the LosAngeles home. (CC)

(CC) (N)

WPXD “Mr. Monk and the Ge-nius” Chess murder. (CC)

“Legacy”Missing deposit. (CC)

“Penelope”Garcia targeted. (CC)

“True Night”Comic book killer. (CC)

“Birthright” Killingspree investigation. (CC)

“3rd Life”Teens abducted. (CC)

CICA Mexicomigration.

(:42) “What isthe Secret of Life?”

WADL “Speed Bumps”Learning

to ride.Taxi

cab game.An elite police

unit fights crime. (CC)The cases of a

private investigator.Unsolved mur-

ders. (CC)“Radio

Wars” (CC)

WKBD (CC) “LoveBlactually”

(CC) (CC) “The Endof The Affair” (CC) (N)

“Loner”School dance. (CC) (N)

(CC) “TheBaby Show”

(CC) Brian’smom. (CC)

WTVS (CC) (N)(CC) (N)

Ceil-ing beams.

Per-gola. (CC)

Build-ing salvage. (N)

“The Americans inthe Bulge” (CC) (CC)

WWJ (CC) (N) (N) (N) (N) (N)(:31)

(N)“Ghosts”

The Machine. (CC) (N)“Little Red Book”

Patrick reinstated. (CC) (N)“Pie

Hole, Herb”(:35)(CC) (N)

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ENC (:10)aaa (1994) Jim Carrey. Two bumblingbuffoons drive cross-country to return ill-gotten money. (CC)

aa (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube.A film crew faces a man-eating snake. (CC)

(:35)aaa (2009) A man intends to ex-act revenge 10 years after his wife and child are murdered. (CC)

aa(1991) (CC)

HBO (5:15)aaaa (2009) Sam Worthington. A former Ma-rine is fitted with an alien body to colonize a distant moon. (CC)

Culture exam-ined. (CC) (N)

aaaa (2010) Matt Damon, Cécile de France. Threedifferent people find their lives deeply affected by mortality.

(:15) Travel the globewhere anything goes. (CC)

HBO2 aac (1999) Greg Kinnear. Superhero wannabesgo to the aid of a city threatened by an arch villain. (CC)

(2010) Robert De Niro, BenStiller. Man tries to impress his father-in-law.

(:45)(CC)

aac (2010, Comedy) Will Forte,Kristen Wiig. Soldier of fortune battles old foe. (CC)

HBO3 (5:00)aaa(2010)

aac (2008) Vince Vaughn.A couple faces unwanted family reunions.

Nucky faces apossible rebellion. (CC) TVMA (CC)

(2010) Five strangers get trapped inside anelevator with the Devil in human form.

Internetdisaster.

MAX (:15)aaa (2001) George Clooney. An ex-conrobs three Las Vegas casinos to win over his ex-wife. (CC)

(:15)aaa (2010) Robert Downey Jr. An expectantfather and an aspiring actor embark upon a road trip. (CC)

aa (2003, Action) Jet Li,DMX. Thief and cop work together (CC)

(:45)(Adult)

SHOW (5:00)(2011) (CC)

aac (2010) Michael Cera. Ashy teenage boy invents an alter-ego. (CC)

aa (2007) Kip Pardue, HenrySimmons. Four strangers witness a tragedy.

(CC) Nancybetrayed.

(CC) (CC) aac(1997) (CC)

SHOW2 (:15)aac (2010) A beautiful, unmarried40-year-old woman decides that she wants to have a baby. (CC)

aac (2001) Anthony Hopkins. A disfigured doctorlures the fugitive Hannibal Lecter back to America. (CC)

(:15)aa (2009) Jesse Brad-ford, Matt Czuchry. Bachelor party gets out of control. not

STARZ (5:30)Miser makes changes.

(:15)aaa (2010) Angelina Jolie. As a CIA officer is ac-cused of treason by a defector, her loyalties are tested. (CC)

aac (2011) Seth Rogen. A party boy inher-its his father’s publishing position and begins fighting crime.

aac (1997) Se-cret agents keep tabs on aliens.

TMC (:55)aaa (2009) Nicolas Cage. An astrophysicistlearns that three major disasters are approaching soon. (CC)

aaac (2009, War) Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent. In WWII,Jewish-American soldiers set out to strike terror in the Third Reich. not

(:35)aac (2009) Timothy Olyphant.Four hopeless junkies plan a bank heist. (CC)

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A&E “Winter Games” A Dallas murder. (CC) Skeletal remains. (CC) Killer identified. (CC) Family killing. (CC) Store clerk. (CC)AMC (5:30)aac (2004) Clive Owen. Battling invaders. aaac (2007) A relentless killer pursues drug money. Money and murder.BET (CC) (N) (1997) Bill Bellamy. Girlfriends meet. (2009) Man struggles after marrying two women.

BRAV Private cruise. Perfectionist. Self-help gurus. First gay mixer. Phony client.CMTV “Gilliam Family” “Thibodeau Family” “Morrison Family” (N)CNBC (N) (N) (N)CNN (5:00) (N) (CC) (N) (N) (N) (CC) (CC)COM (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) (:31)

CSPAN Issues and policies. (N) Public policy. (N) (N) (N)DISN (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) aa (2010) Wish goes wrong. (CC) (:10) (:35) (CC) (CC)

E! (N) (CC) (CC) ac (2011) Teens take on social hierarchy. (N)ESPN C South Florida Bulls at Pittsburgh Panthers from Heinz Field z{|ESPN2 O D.C. United at Philadelphia Union z{| “Catching Hell”FAM (CC) aa (2002) Designer tries to divorce her husband. (2002) A millionaire falls for his attorney. TV G (CC)FNC (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (N) (CC) (N) (N) (CC)

FOOD “Wok This Way” “Gotta Grill!” “High Hopes” Catfish and soda. (N) “Batali vs. Oliver”FSD Missouri Tigers at Oklahoma Sooners no~FX (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) (N) (CC)

HGTV (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) (N) (CC)HIST “Helicopters” (CC) “Super Human” (CC) President interview. (CC) (CC) “Dangerous Roads”IFC (CC) (CC) aac (2008) Police hunt down a bank robber. (CC) (:15)aac (2008) Jason Statham. Police hunt down a bank robber. (CC) (CC)LIFE TVPG (CC) TVPG (CC) TVPG (CC) “Sew 70’s” TVPG (CC) (N) (:32) (CC) (N) (N)

MSNBC (N) (N) (N) (N)NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (:32)SPIKE (CC) (CC) (CC) (N)SYFY aa aaa (2004) Group battles zombies in shopping mall. (CC) aac (2007) A man seeks his wife’s killer. aa

TBS (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (N)TCM u Bank president woes.u Stolen paintings.TDC Uphill battle. (CC) Enemy territory. “Anniversary Bash” Painting sought. (CC) Painting sought.TLC New shop idea. (CC) Romantic rival. (CC) Legal troubles. (CC) “7-Eleven” (CC) (N) “7-Eleven”TNT Pregnancy pact. (CC) Half-eaten corpse. Pulverized body. (CC) Sniper strikes. (CC) Virgin Mary. (CC) “Out of the Sky” (CC)

TOON (:45) (:15) (:15) (:45) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) TV14 TV14USA “Hiatus, Part 1" (CC) “Hiatus, Part 2" (CC) “Judgment Day, Part 1" “Judgment Day, Part 2" “Last Man Standing” “Mind Games”VH1 “50 Cent” “Usher” (2004) Competitive world of street dancing.WE TVPG (CC) TVPG (CC) “Kim/Frankie” (CC) “Frankie/Marissa” “Frankie/Ruby”

WGN TVPG (CC) (CC) (N) (CC) TVPGYOOTOO (5:45) “Space” (N) (N) “Space” (CC) (:15) “Zelda the Great”

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