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Tongue Twister Poems  A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue  - Sent By Darwin Newton  Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. ad Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not ha!e sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore  ust #ecause See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.  Betty Botter had some #utter, "But," she said, "this #utter's #itter. $f $ #a%e this #itter #utter, $t would ma%e my #atter #itter. But a #it of #etter #utter, &hat would ma%e my #atter #etter. " So she #ought a #it of #utter Better than her #itter #utter And she #a%ed it in her #atter( And the #atter was not #itter. So 'twas #etter Betty Botter Bought a #it of #etter #utter.

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Tongue Twister Poems

Tongue Twister Poems

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do"Said the flea" Let us flySaid the fly"Let us flee"So they flew through a flaw in the flue

- Sent By Darwin Newton

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's sawBefore See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawedSoar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sorejust because See's saw sawedSoar's seesaw.

Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,It would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter,That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter -Better than her bitter butter -And she baked it in her batter;And the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty BotterBought a bit of better butter.

If Stu chews shoes,should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Which witch wished which wish?

orIf two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Six sticky sucker sticks.

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

A

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister's sister-assistant assist me?

"What ails Alex?" asks Alice.

Alice asks for axes.

B

Once upon a barren moorThere dwelt a bear, also a boar,The bear could not bear the boar,The bear thought the boar was a bore.At last the bear could bear no moreThat boar that bored him on the moor.And so one morn he bored the boar-That boar will bore no more!

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

Bad black bran bread.

Big ben blew big blue bubbles.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter."But," said she, "this butter's bitter.If I put it in my batter,It will make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter-That would make my batter better."So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter(better than her bitter butter)And she put it in her bitter batterAnd made her bitter batter a bit better.

The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.

Blue bugs blood.

I bought a box of biscuits,a box of mixed biscuits,and a biscuit mixer.

Bill had a billboard.Bill also had a board bill.The board bill bored Bill,So Bill sold his billboardAnd paid his board bill.Then the board billNo longer bored Bill,But though he had no board bill,Neither did he have his billboard!

C

Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan, amd you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

How much can can a cannibal nibble, if a cannibal can nibble can?

Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

Cuthbert's cufflinks.

A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.

Crisp crust crackles.

Chocolate chip cookies in a copper coffee cup.

Ape Cakes, Grape Cakes.

Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing,cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Cheap sheep soup.

A cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

D

When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him,does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored,or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to do the doctoring?

A dozen dim ding-dongs.

How much dew would a dew drop drop, if a dew drop did drop dew?

E

Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the woodthat Wood would saw! One day Esau Woodsaw a saw saw wood as no other wood-sawWood ever saw would saw wood. Of all thewood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Woodnever saw a wood-saw that would saw likethe wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esausaws wood with that wood-saw he saw sawwood.

Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.

I saw Esau kissing Kate.Fact is, we all three saw.I saw Esau, he saw me,And she saw I saw Esau.

F

Freckle-faced Freddie fidgets.

The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat.

Try fat flat flounders.

Fran feeds fish fresh fish food.

Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

I'm not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker's son,but I'll pluck your fig's 'til the fig plucker comes.

False Frank fled Flo Friday.

Four free-flow pipes flow freely.

A fat-free fruit float.

A flea and a fly in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?Said the flea "Let us fly!"Said the fly "Let us flee!!"So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

One smart fellow, he felt smart.Two smart fellows, they felt smart.Three smart fellows, they felt smart.Four smart fellows, they felt smart.Five smart fellows, they felt smart.Six smart fellows, they felt smart.Seven smart fellows,they felt smart.Eight smart fellows, they felt smart.Nine smart fellows, they felt smart.Ten smart fellows, they felt smart!

G

Greek grapes.

Gus goes by Blue Goose bus.

Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves.

Gale's great glass globe glows green.

H

Higgledy-Piggedly!

The hare's ear heard ere the hare heeded.

Hiccup teacup!

A haddock!A haddock!A black-spotted haddock!A black spotOn the black backOf a black-spotted haddock!

I

I see Isis's icy eyes.

Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie managermanaging an imaginary menagerie?

J

Jack the jailbird jacked a jeep.

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lendour Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won'tlend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won'tlend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joehas a banjo!

A gentle judge judges justly.

June sheep sleep soundly.

Judicial system.

K

Kinky kite kits.

A knapsack strap.

Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

Come kick six sticks quick.

Kiss her quick, kiss her quicker, kiss her quickest!

L

Lonely lowland llamas are ladylike.

Lisa laughed listlessly.

Larry sent the latter a letter later.

Literally literary.

Red leather! Yellow leather!

Lesser leather never weathered lesser wetter weather.

Yellow lorry, blue lorry.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,it is slick to put a lock upon your stock.For some joker who is quicker will rob you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

M

Miss Smith lisps as she talks and lists as she walks.

I miss my Swiss Miss.My Swiss Miss misses me.

A missing mixture measure.

Much mashed mushrooms.

Moses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses.As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Why may we melee, when we may waylay?

N

Nick knits Nixon's knickers.

Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Norse myths.

Nine nice night nymphs.

O

Awful old Ollie oils oily autos.

"Under the mother otter," muttered the other otter.

The owner of the Inside InnWas outside his Instde InnWith his inside outside his Inside Inn.

P

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,a pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

Paul, please pause for proper applause.

A pack of pesky pixies.

Preshrunk shirts.

Peggy Bobcock's mummy.

A proper cup of coffee is a proper coffee cup.A proper crop of poppies is a proper poppy-crop.

Is a pleasant peasant's pheasant present?

Pooped purple pelicans.

I'm the son of a pheasant plucker,A pheasant plucker am I.I'm only plucking pheasantsTill the pheasant plucker comes.

(in Filipino)Pitongpu't pitong puting pating(77 white sharks)

(in Chavacano, slang spanish)Tiene un pono de papaya na punta del pantalan.Na pono del papaya, tiene puerco priada.Ya mira el pulis, ya pita su pito, pit pit pit.(There's a papaya tree at the end of the port.Below the papaya tree, there's a pregnant pig.The police saw her, he blew his whistle, pitpit pit.)

Q

The quack quit asking quick questions.

The queen coined quick clipped quips.

Quick kiss.Quicker kiss.Quickest kiss.

R

A lump of red lead,A red lead lump.

Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

Rex wrecks wet rocks.

Rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Raise Ruth's red roof.

Roland road in a Rolls Royce.

Rush the washing, Russel!

Ruth's red roof.

S

Sherman shops at cheap chop suey shops.

Selfish sharks sell shut shellfish.

Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.

Sexist sixties.

She sells Swiss sweets.

She sells sea shells by the seashore.

Sally sells sea shells by the seashore.

Six crisp snacks.

Stagecoach stops.

Strange strategic statistics.

No shipshape ships shop stocks shop-soiled shirts.

No shark shares swordfish steak.

Short folder.

Sister Susie sewing shirts for soldiers.

Six sick sheep.

Six shy shavers sheared six shy sheep.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

A woman to her son did utter,"Go my son, and shut the shutter.""The shutter's shut," the son did utter,"I cannot shut it any shutter."

Spark plug car park.

Such a shapeless sash!

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter,seized his knees and sneezed.

A skunk sat on a stump.The stump thunk the skunk stunk.The skunk thunk the stump stunk.

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore,For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose.Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling!Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?

If he slipped, should she slip?

Miss Smith dismisseth us.

I'm a sheet slitter. I slit sheets.I am the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.

The swan swam over the sea. Swim swan swim.The swan swam back again. Well swum, swan.

Synonym cinnamon.

Six thick thistle sticks.

Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. Seeowned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. NowSee's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soarsaw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soarseen See's saw before See saw Soar's seesaw,then See's saw would not have sawed Soar'sseesaw. But See saw Soar's seesaw beforeSoar saw See's saw so See's saw sawed Soar'sseesaw. It was a shame to let See see Soarso sore because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

T

I shot three shy thrushes.

There goes one tough top cop!

Do thick tinkers think?

Ten tame tadpoles tucked tightly together in a thin tall tin.

(in Peruvian)De un plato de trigo, comieron tres tristes tigres trigo.(From a plate of wheat, three sad tigers ate wheat.)

Theopholus Thistle, the successful thistle sifter,successfully sifted some thistles.

Truly rural.

Three free throws.

Thelma sings the theme song.

Toy boat.

Tacky tractor trailer trucks.

Twice we tripped toys.

A tutor who tooted the fluteTried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tutor,"Is it harder to toot, orto tutor two tooters to toot?"

Twelve standard stainless steel twin screw cruisers.

U

An undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking. The undertaking that theundertaker undertook was the hardest undertaking the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.

Unique New York.

The U.S. twin-screw cruiser.

V

What veteran ventriloquist whistles.

Valuble valley villas.

W

Which rich wicked witch wished the wicked wish?

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

Which witch watched which watch?

Irish wrist-watch.

Real wristwatch straps.

If two witches were watching two watches,which witch would watch which watch?

Wetter weather never weathered wetter weather better.

Wally Winkle wriggles his white, wrinkled wig.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

X

X-Mas wrecks perplex and vex.

X-ray checks clear chests.

Ex-disk jockey.

The ex-egg examiner.

Y

Yanking yellow yo-yos.

Yellow leather, yellow feather, yellow lemon.

Local yokel jokes.

Z

This is a zither.Is this a zither?

Zizzi's zippy zipper zips.

Zithers slither slowly south.

NIE ZAMCIE SOBIE JZYKA :-)

BK Spad bk na strk, a strk na pk. Pk pk, pk strk, a bk si zlk.

BYCZKI W trzsawisku trzeszcz trzciny, trzmiel trze w Trzciance trzy trzmieliny a trzy byczki znad Trzebyczki z trzaskiem trzepi trzy trzewiczki.

BZYK Bzyczy bzyg znad Bzury zbzikowane bzdury, bzyczy bzdury, bzdurstwa bzdurzy i nad Bzur w bzach bajdurzy, bzyczy bzdury, bzdurnie bzyka, bo zbzikowa i ma bzika!

CHRZSZCZ Trzynastego, w Szczebrzeszynie chrzszcz si zacz tarza w trzcinie. Wszczli wrzask Szczebrzeszynianie : - C ma znaczy to tarzanie?!Wezwa trzeba by lekarza, zamiast brzmie, ten chrzszcz si tarza! Wszak Szczebrzeszyn z tego synie, e w nim zawsze chrzszcz BRZMI w trzcinie! A chrzszcz odrzek nie zmieszany: - Przyszed wreszcie czas na zmiany! Drzewiej chrzszcze w trzcinie brzmiay, teraz bd si tarzay.

CIETRZEW Trzdka piegy dry na wietrze, chrzszcz w zbou skrzyda chrzszczy, wrzeszczy w deszczu cietrzew w swetrze drepczc w kko pord gszczy.

CZYYK Czesa czyyk czarny koczek, czyszczc w koczku kady loczek, po czym przykry koczek toczkiem, lecz cz loczkw wysza boczkiem.

DZICIO Czarny dzicio z chci pie ci.

GORYL Turla goryl po Urlach kolorowe korale, rudy gral kartofle tar na tarce wytrwale, gdy spotkali si w Urlach gral tar, goryl turla chocia sensu nie byo w tym wcale.

HUCZEK Hasa huczek z tuczkiem wnuczka i niechccy hukn uczka. ? Ale heca... - wnuczek mrukn i z hurkotem w hem si stukn. Ley uczek, ley wnuczek, a pomidzy nimi tuczek. Std dla huczka jest nauczka by nie hasa z tuczkiem wnuczka.

JAMNIK W grzskich trzcinach i szuwarach kroczy jamnik w szarawarach, szarpie kcza oczeretu i przytracza do beretu, wakom pki skrzypu wrcza, traszkom suchych trzcin narcza, a gdy zmierzcha si zaczyna z jaszczurkami sprzeczk wszczyna, po czym znika w oczerecie w szarawarach i berecie....

KRLIK Kurkiem kranu krci kruk, kropl tranu brudzc bruk, a przy kranie, robic pranie, krlik gra na fortepianie.

KRUK Za parkanem wrd kur na podwrku kroczy kruk w purpurowym kapturku,raptem strasznie zakraka i zrobia si draka, bo mu kura ukrada robaka.

MUSZKA Maa muszka spod opuszki chciaa mie rowe nki - rdk nki czarowaa, lecz wci nki czarne miaa. - Po c czary, moja muszko? Rusze mdkiem, a nie rdk! Wyrzu wreszcie rdk wrki i unurzaj w ru nki!

PCHA Na peronie w Poroninie pcha plsaa po pianinie. Przytupna, podskoczya i pianino przewrcia.

SZCZENIAK W gszczu szczawiu we Wrzeszczu klaszcz kleszcze na deszczu, szepcze szczygie w szczelinie, szczeka szczeniak w Szczuczynie, piszczy pszczoa pod Pszczyn, wiszcze wierszcz pod leszczyn, a trzy pliszki i liszka taszcz paszcze w Szypliszkach.

TRZNADLE W krzakach rzek do trznadla trznadel: - Moesz mi poyczy szpadel? Musz nim przetrzebi chaszcze, bo w nich strasz straszne paszcze. Odrzek na to drugi trznadel: - Niepotrzebny, trznadlu, szpadel! Gdy wytrzeszczysz oczy w chaszczach, z krzykiem pierzchnie kada, paszcza!

ABA

Warzy aba smar, peen smaru gar, z wntrza gara bucha para, z pieca bucha ar, smar jest w garze, gar na arze, wrze na arze smar

Jeden optyk mieszka z synem a ten syn by synoptykiem

I ten syn mia konkubin oenion z pewnym prykiem

Pryk okazem by sceptyka jak po cichu mawia optyk

A pryk mawial do optyka e sceptykiem jest synoptyk

Raz objadwszy si papryk poszed w miasto syn z patykiem

I rzuciwszy synoptyk zaj si wycznie prykiem

Wtedy dwaj posterunkowi przyskrzynili syna za to

I donieli optykowi: "Syn synoptyk tkwi za krat"

Biedny optyk chcc by z synem nie rozmyla ani szczypty

Tylko j si skrada rynkiem by z muzeum ukra tryptyk

Lecz gdy tryptyk kad do kosza i czas traci przy tryptyku

Nagle syszy gos kustosza: "Tryptyk kradniesz ty optyku!"

Prokurator rozgryz problem bez sigania do detali

Zapa skobel i tym skoblem zamkn wszystkich w duej sali

Siedzi optyk razem z prykiem, konkubina i synoptyk

Oraz kustosz wraz z tryptykiem, tym co go chcia ukra optyk

Wprawdzie kupy si nie trzyma przedstawiona tutaj fikcja

I puenty wcale ni ma,

Ale za to jak bogato si przedstawia nasza dykcja

Wyimki z diariusza wojau: Marzenia i mrzonki

Jako niespena picioipletni brzdc nie raz, nie dwa snuem marzenia o podrach w nieznane krainy. Dzi, przyprszony co nieco siwizn nauczyciel polonista, mgbym je sfinalizowa. Niestety, improwizowane naprdce codwutygodniowe konsultacje z maonk i crk jedynaczk okazyway si nazbyt nuce. Pierwsza z nich, na przemian rozpromieniona i roztrajkotana, chodzc wkoo stou, powtarzaa w kko nieswoim gosem:

- Nie po to harowalimy w owiacie tyle lat, eby teraz gdzie bd, kiedy bd, jak bd i wszystko roztrwoni.

- Tak, tak potakiwaem hiperinflacja wprawdzie mina, ale wskanik cen zmierza wci wzwy i wcale nie zamierza si zniy.

Jak by sfinansowa wsplny woja? Za pdarmo niczego sensownego si nie dostanie. Caorocznych oszczdnoci jakkolwiek by liczy na pewno nie wystarczy, gdy superzarobkw nie osigaa te nigdy moja ona, ekskierowniczka Szkoy Podstawowej nr [numer] 5 w Busku Zdroju.

Cruchna, zatrudniona take w budetwce niemundurowej, tupna nk w upstrzonej ctkami ciemce i powiedziaa: - Nieche wujostwo spieni z pi guldenw holenderskich albo sign do konta w Banku lskim SA.

- Niechby zapacili z nami fifty-fifty zaproponowaem pszeptem i troch partem, eby moja unurzana w miodzie podliwo nikogo nie udlia.

Tekst drugiego dyktanda:

Wyimki z diariusza wojau (2) RozstrzygnicieDokd by jecha? Niech no by kto doradzi. Wszake nie sztuka da si obupi ze skry i wyzu si z bez maa omioipletnich oszczdnoci. Jednak niepodobna ju byo wyrzec si houbionego w marzeniach tourne. Zrazu zamierzalimy lecie LOT-em do RFN-u, jednake przeway samochd i Sycylia.

Kompletujc najpotrzebniejsze wyposaenie, przetrzsnlimy spichrze wujostwa, ktrzy syn z chomikowania. Wygrzebalimy przewodnik Laroussea sprzed wojny i stary dziewitnastowieczny polski instruktarz. Wspczesnego instruktau nie poskpili nam druhowie, nie najgrzeczniejsi, ale za to na poziomie zawodowstwa znajcy ojczyzn Niccola Machiavellego i gusty mafiosw. Kazali nam wzi ze sob fotooffsetowe odbitki paszportw.

Coczwartkowa rednioterminowa prognoza meteorologiczna nie bya niepomylna. Zamontowaem w peugeocie zestaw gono mwicy dla telefonu komrkowego. Chciaem si raz-dwa spakowa, wic obie panie wrzucay luzem do wozu mini- i midispdnice. eby unikn hipochondrii, upchnlimy w baganiku ywnoci w brd, bo cho obartuchami nie jestemy, nie dojada nie zamierzalimy. Wnoc przed wyjazdem przeladoway mnie we nie erynie, potem obskoczyy fauny, ktre wreszcie przegoni sam Cerber i Bachus z bachantkami. Na aluzje ocudzostwie ona stana w psach.

Na drodze wbrew prognozie myo, a niebo byo niebieskawoszare. Wpbrzasku minlimy Konstancin-Jeziorn, kierujc si na poudnio-zachd, na Krakw Paszw, a nadwilaskie gi wyglday, jakby si szad [sad] na nich osadzia.

Akordeonista zaiste zainteresowa zaufanego augustyniallusa etiud.

Augustyn przeegzaminowa Aureli z geografii, prbujc wyegzekwowa wiadomoci o aurze Australii i Suezie.

Chrzszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Strzebrzeszynie i Strzebrzeszyn z tego synie.

Chrzszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Strzebrzeszynie, strzsa krople ddu.

Ciao dziaa nie dziaa, ciura dziur zatkaa.

Cienkie talie dalii, jak kielichy konwalii.

C, e ze Szwecji.

Czy ty zwaasz na potay poda?

ma m mi.

Drabina z powyamywanymi szczeblami.

Drgawki kawki wrd trawki - sprawk czkawki te drgawki.

Dromader z Durbanu turban poar panu.

Euforia idioty zaaferowaa jednoosobowe audytorium uosobionego intelektualisty.

Gdy jest susza, szosa sucha.

Grzegorz Brzczyszczykiewicz

Jerzy nie wierzy, e na strychu ley sto talerzy.

Jerzy nie wierzy, e na wiey jest gniazdo jey.

Jeszcze deszcze chodz leszcze, jeszcze leszcze pieszcz kleszcze.

Jola lojalna.

Koala i boa automatyzuj oaz, instalujc aerodynamiczny aeroplan.

Konstantynopolitaczykiewiczwna

Koszt poczt w Tczewie.

Krab na grab si drapie, kruch gruch ma w apie.

Krecie, skryj wstyd swj w kreciej robocie, bo ci bociany utopi w bocie.

Krl Karol kupi krlowej Karolinie korale koloru koralowego.

Krl krlowej tarantul woy czule pod koszul.

Kruk przy kruku tkwi na bruku.

Kup psu dropsa, jeli masz psa, bo psy mopsy lubi dropsy.

Ma mama ma maayg.

Na strych ostrygi dla starosty z Rygi.

Naiwny nauczyciel licealny nieoczekiwanie zauway nieostronego ucznia, ktry nieumylnie upad na eukaliptus.

Nie pieprz Pietrze wieprza pieprzem, bo przepieprzysz Pietrze wieprza pieprzem.

Pan lepo le, panie pole!

Paulin z Neapolu pouczy po angielski zainteresowanego chudeusza, co oznaczaj rozmaite niuanse w mozaice.

Pocztmistrz z Tczewa, Rotmistrz z Czchowa.

Pompka z trbk, gbka po trbce, stpaj z pompk w Grnej Porbce.

Pop popadii powiada, e chop pobi ssiada.

Powstay z wydm widma, w widm zway wpad rydwan.

Pjde, ki t chmurno wgb flaszy.

Przeleciay trzy pstre przepirzyce przez trzy kamienice.

Przy karczmie sterczy warsztat szlifierczy.

Przyszed Herbst z pstrgami, sucha oszczerstw z wstrtem patrzc przez szczelin w strzelnicy.

Puma z gumy na fumy, a te fumy to z gumy.

Sieje zioa sioo, sielskie zielsko wkoo.

Spod czeskich strzech szo Czechw trzech.

St z powyamywanymi nogami.

Szaawia gra na baaajce, poykajc ser ptusty.

Ta ramka tu, ta ramka tam.

Taka kolasa dla golasa, to jak melasa dla grubasa.

Taka para dobrana, dla dobra barana.

Tata, czy tata czyta cytaty Tacyta?

Teatr gra w grotach Dekamerona, grom gruchn w konar rododendrona.

Ten rewolwer jest wyrewolwerowany.

Truchtem tratuj okrutne krowy, Rebeki mebel alabastrowy.

Trzsie si na misie mucha w kredensie.

Trzmiel na trzosie w trzcinie siedzi, z trzmiela miej si ssiedzi.

U Turka na biurku - pirka.

W czasie suszy szed Sasza such szos.

Warszawa w wawej wrzawie, w Wawrze wrze o Warszawie.

Wyeliminowalimy si z rozentuzjazmowanego tumu.

Wyemancypowalimy si z rozentuzjazmowanego tumu.

Wyindywidualizowalimy si z rozentuzjazmowanego tumu.

Wyrewolwerowany kaloryfer.

Zabierze pierze na wie - upierze pierze na lee.