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Tips on How to Be a Parent and How to Be a Teenager
Nick Foster
How to Punish as a FatherYou can never be too much of a hotheadSwearing is encouragedPhysical punishment is okayGround them even though you know that you will
completely forget about itMaking them cry is your goal
How to Punish as a Mother When alone, implement the silent treatment
Embarrassment in front of friends is keyBring up a fake story about your teenager wetting
the bed Ask if they applied their ointment today If teenager in question is a boy, ask if they are
ready for your weekly Pretty Little Liars date
Work Tips for a FatherCome home as late as possible
Get mad if there isn’t food on the table when you get home
Eat dinner in your room because you have a lot to catch up on
Yell at the kids for not appreciating all the work that you do to provide for them
Everything is a business expense
Never be available to play catch due to work
Work Tips for a MotherOption 1: Don’t work
Option 2: Work in an office where your boss hits on you constantly
Option 3: A job that requires being caring- teacher, psychologist, counselor, etc.
No matter what you do, you must always complain about how hard your job is, even if you are a stay at home mom
How to Treat Your Parents as a Teenager
Only talk to parents when you need something
Tell them to calm down or stop being crazy any time you get yelled at for something
Always avoid the conversation about your grades
You can be as crazy as you want, because you have hormones and puberty to blame
Always make your parents clean up after you
Dating Tips for Teenage Guys
Be a player
Never show your sensitive side
It’s completely okay to get with your ex’s best friend
Chivalry is irrelevant
Only give compliments on physical qualitiesAlso don’t be afraid to point out physical flaws
With a lack of better words, be a douche
Post douchey pictures on social media like this
Dating Tips for Teenage Girls
Cry. Cry about everything
Always assume the worst, if you think your boyfriend did something bad, he did
Fall in love with every guy you get a crush on
If your dad wouldn’t approve, he’s the one
Never choose the nice guy, always the jerk
Even if you want to eat at a certain place, never choose