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Things That Will Happen To Ahmed When We Come to Syria. Concocted by Nadia Safar And Stupefied by Haya Safar (Bad things could happen if thou shall read further. Thou is not permitted, nor authorized. Thou must be banished forever!!!). If Ahmed buys another horror movie, this will happen. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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Things That Will HappenThings That Will Happen To Ahmed When To Ahmed When We Come to SyriaWe Come to Syria
Concocted by Nadia Safar Concocted by Nadia Safar And Stupefied by Haya And Stupefied by Haya
SafarSafar(Bad things could happen if thou shall read further. Thou is not permitted, nor (Bad things could happen if thou shall read further. Thou is not permitted, nor
authorized. Thou must be banished forever!!!)authorized. Thou must be banished forever!!!)
If Ahmed buys another horror movie, this If Ahmed buys another horror movie, this
will happenwill happen His GHOST will come back with Albert Einstein to haunt him and His GHOST will come back with Albert Einstein to haunt him and
help him with his math homework. help him with his math homework. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahmed wuz here
A CSI guy works on the case
A cat devoured Ahmed! YIPEE!!!
The cat did not think that Ahmed was tasty so, he barfed The cat did not think that Ahmed was tasty so, he barfed him uphim up
A picture of the cat in the processA picture of the cat in the process
So fat, he’s white It’s the circle, of life!!! And it moves us all!
-The Creepy Baboon in The Lion King
The Grim Reaper will destroy The Grim Reaper will destroy AhmedAhmed
Ahmed owes money to the grim Ahmed owes money to the grim reaperreaper
Ahmed’s cash is here
What happened because Ahmed was brokeWhat happened because Ahmed was broke
Ahmed had to trade a for Ahmed had to trade a for . He was heartbroken. . He was heartbroken.
Which would YOU choose, eh?
He had a hard time getting around. FEET IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the wife reactedHow the wife reacted
When Ahmed told his wife, well, When Ahmed told his wife, well, worse things have NEVER occurred. worse things have NEVER occurred. She left to…She left to…
He was robbed by the Easter He was robbed by the Easter BunnyBunny
Pathetic, right?Pathetic, right?
I’ll get you, if it’s the
last thing I do!!!
Gimme the
money
The Easter Bunny was The Easter Bunny was really…really…
HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A HAND, HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!! GIVE HER A HAND, FOLKS!!! AHMED, ONCE AGAIN, FOLKS!!! AHMED, ONCE AGAIN, YOU’RE PATHETIC. YOU RAN AWAY YOU’RE PATHETIC. YOU RAN AWAY FROM THE EASTER BUNNY IN YOUR FROM THE EASTER BUNNY IN YOUR WORK CLOTHES WITH A BRIEFCASE WORK CLOTHES WITH A BRIEFCASE AT 3:33 IN THE MORNING. AT 3:33 IN THE MORNING. SHAME,SHAME, SHAME. P.S. IF YOU SHAME,SHAME, SHAME. P.S. IF YOU CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CRY BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PICTURES, YOU’RE PATHETIC.PICTURES, YOU’RE PATHETIC.
All pictures for AhmedAll pictures for AhmedALL PICTURES, FOR AHMED’S SAKE
We don’t care enough about Ahmed to put lots of pictures.
Alpha-bits. The snack that smiles back!
THE SONG CALLED AHMED GOT THE SONG CALLED AHMED GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEERRUN OVER BY A REINDEER
To sing along, here are the lyrics:To sing along, here are the lyrics:
Ahmed got run over by a reindeer; walking home from our house Christmas Ahmed got run over by a reindeer; walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Haya, Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Haya, we believe. He’s there, the Ahmed of the opera! DEAAAAAAAD! EATEN BY we believe. He’s there, the Ahmed of the opera! DEAAAAAAAD! EATEN BY A FAT CAT!!!! I’m walking on Ahmed. WOOOO-HOOOO! I’m walking on A FAT CAT!!!! I’m walking on Ahmed. WOOOO-HOOOO! I’m walking on Ahmed. Whoa-oh-oh. It’s my time to feel good!Ahmed. Whoa-oh-oh. It’s my time to feel good!
Funny, EH?Funny, EH?
AHMED SAVED MONEY THE OLD AHMED SAVED MONEY THE OLD FASHOINED WAY FASHOINED WAY
HE BEGGED FOR A JOB AND BECAME A…HE BEGGED FOR A JOB AND BECAME A…
Working Working
The reason he took the job was The reason he took the job was because he got paid one stinkin’ because he got paid one stinkin’ dollar dollar a day!a day! It’s better than his old It’s better than his old job, in which he got paid one soap job, in which he got paid one soap bar an hour. Bad, eh? bar an hour. Bad, eh?
His wife came back to haunt His wife came back to haunt himhim
As Santa Claus. Ahmed pretended to As Santa Claus. Ahmed pretended to be an elf!!! Look at his awesome be an elf!!! Look at his awesome hair!!! hair!!!
Ahmed dumped Majdoline Ahmed dumped Majdoline
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am dumping you Majdoline
Ahmed Dead AgainAhmed Dead Again
Ahmed has, to our great pleasure, Ahmed has, to our great pleasure, died again. WHOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!died again. WHOPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We hope that you enjoyed this We hope that you enjoyed this Presentation. Ahmed, all of this has Presentation. Ahmed, all of this has been made up by me and Haya, and been made up by me and Haya, and any relation to your own life is any relation to your own life is COMPLETELY unfortunate. COMPLETELY unfortunate.