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Baby Gallaugher Surprise!
Mama is barfing...
Baby Gallaugher is a zygote
Ian Wow, how are you doing that?
Baby Gallaugher Papa wrote the Facebook case, so he knows a guy
Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College
Current Location:Mama’s Belly
Mama Papa Ian
Maya Bobo the Cat
5 friends
Baby Gallaugher is in a relationship with the placenta. Status: it's complicated
Ian You look like my tadpole at school.
Maya Mama, is your baby a frog?
Mama No
Maya Mama, can you make your baby a mermaid? That would be really fun!
Baby Gallaugher posted a new profile photo
Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College
Current Location:Mama’s Belly
Mama Papa Ian
Maya Bobo the Cat
5 friends
Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama
Mama Quit it!
Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama
Mama I said knock it off!
Baby Gallaugher is kicking Mama
Mama If you don’t knock it off I'm SO eating Thai food – three chilies menu item!
Baby Gallaugher is peeing in Mama
Ian Heh, that baby is naughty!
Baby Gallaugher stopped kicking...
Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College
Current Location:Mama’s Belly
Mama Papa Ian
Maya Bobo the Cat
5 friends
Baby Gallaugher has girl parts!
Ian Oh no, Papa, we need to build a man-cave in the basement with a big TV and video games and guitars and no girls
Maya Yeah! Girls Rule!
Baby Gallaugher I need a name
Ian How about Metallica? That’s a pretty sounding name for a girl!
Maya I think you should be called Strawberry Shortcake or Pikachu or Little Pony!
Papa Let me check which domain names are still available...
Mama I will be in charge of naming the baby
Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College
Current Location:Mama’s Belly
Mama Papa Ian
Maya Bobo the Cat
5 friends
Baby Gallaugher is no longer in a relationship with the placenta
Baby Gallaugher has changed her screen name to Lily
Ian Hi, Lily. Want to see my webkinz?
Maya Let’s play ponies!
Papa 6 lbs, 8 oz, more hair than me, and magnificently beautiful!
Mama Welcome to the world, my love...
Lily WAAAAAAH!
Bobo the Cat I left a mouse on your rug. Interpret that as you wish.
Lily has joined the group Boston College Class of 2031
Networks:GallaughersFuture Alumni of Boston College
Current Location:Boston, MA
Mama Papa Ian
Maya Bobo the Cat
5 friends
Lily has posted a photo album
Meeting Mama Meeting Papa Sleepy Lily Happy Family