The Guy Code

Submitted by Billie Gadway

Resident Assistant South Hall Morrisville

State College

The

Guy

CODE

WHAT IS GUY CODE?

GUY CODE IS THE INSTINCTIVE BEHAVIORS OF MAN HAVING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING THAT ENCOMPASSES HIS EARTHLY WORLD IN THE MATTERS OF ACCOUNTABILITY, RATIONALITY, AMBITION, DECISION MAKING, ENLIGHTENMENT, FORE SIGHT, PLEASURE ETC. THERE IS NO ONE SENTENCE THAT CAN SUM UP GUY CODE AND ALL IT REPRESENTS BUT RATHER A COLLECTION OF GUIDELINES THAT WILL REVEAL IT'S SIGNIFICANCE AND HOW IT IS PRESENT IN THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF MAN. READ, LEARN, ENJOY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY PASS IT ON TO FELLOW BROTHERS OF MEN AND NEVER FORGET WHAT BEING A MAN IS ALL ABOUT.

RULE # 1 :

•WHEN AT THE MOVIE THEATER

WITH ANOTHER MAN,

YOU MUST HAVE ONE EMPTY

SEAT BETWEEN BOTH MEN.

RULE # 2 :

•UNLESS A GUY FRIEND SLEPT WITH YOUR

GIRLFRIEND

WHO STOLE YOUR POWER SAW,

YOU MUST BAIL A HIM OUT OF JAIL

WITHIN 24 HOURS

BUT ARE NOT EXPECTED TO POST BAIL

WITH YOUR OWN MONEY.

RULE # 3 :

•NO MAN SHOULD EVER SIT

ON ANOTHER MAN'S LAP.

RULE # 4 :

•IT IS NOT OKAY TO

DANCE WITH DUDES.

RULE # 5:

•A MAN SHOULD NEVER TOUCH

ANOTHER MAN'S CAR RADIO

WITHOUT HAVING VERBAL

PERMISSION!

RULE # 6 :

•  DON’T ASK A WOMAN

WHERE SHE WANTS TO EAT,

JUST TELL HER WHERE

SHE IS GOING TO EAT.

RULE # 7 :•  THE ONLY TIME DITCHING

A BUDDY FOR A GIRL IS

ACCEPTABLE,

IS WHEN THE GIRL RANKS

8 OR ABOVE ON THE 1-10

SCALE.. 

RULE # 8 :•IF A HOT GIRL SHALL

HAPPEN

TO PASS BY WHILE YOU

ARE IN

AN ARMS REACH OF

YOUR BUDDY,

YOU MUST, AND WILL,

TAP HIM

ON THE SHOULDER TO

MAKE HIM

AWARE OF THE BABE. 

RULE # 10:

•UNLESS YOU ARE UNDER THE

AGE OF 11

OR WEARING A BATHING

SUIT,

DO NOT WEAR TIGHTY

WHITIES.

IT STILL ESCAPES ALL

REASONING

AS TO WHY THEY EVEN MAKE

THEM IN ADULT SIZES.