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The Woman The Woman When God created woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that Why spend so much time on that one?” one?” And the Lord answered: And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the “Have you seen all the specifications specifications I have to meet to shape her ?" I have to meet to shape her ?"

The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

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Page 1: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

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When God created woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day.he was working late on the 6th day.

An angel came by and said: An angel came by and said: ““Why spend so much time on that one?”Why spend so much time on that one?”

And the Lord answered:And the Lord answered:“Have you seen all the specifications“Have you seen all the specifications

I have to meet to shape her ?"I have to meet to shape her ?"

Page 2: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

““She must be washable, but not made She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving of plastic, have more than 200 moving

parts which all must be replaceable parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of and she must function on all kinds of food; she must be able to embrace food; she must be able to embrace

several kids at the same time, give a several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two she must do all this with only two

hands”.hands”.

Page 3: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

The angel was impressed.

““Just two hands....impossible!“Just two hands....impossible!“

And this is the standard model?! And this is the standard model?!

““Too much work for one day...Too much work for one day...

Wait until tomorrow and then complete Wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.her“.

Page 4: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

““I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to completing this creation, completing this creation,

which will be the favorite of my heart”. which will be the favorite of my heart”.

““She cures herself when sick and She cures herself when sick and

she can work 18 hours a day”. she can work 18 hours a day”.

The angel came nearer and The angel came nearer and

touched the woman. touched the woman.

Page 5: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

““But you have made her so soft, Lord” But you have made her so soft, Lord”

“She is soft", said the Lord, “She is soft", said the Lord, ““But I have also made her strong. But I have also made her strong.

You can’t imagine what she can endure You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.“and overcome.“

““Can she think?" the angel asked.Can she think?" the angel asked.   

The Lord answered:The Lord answered:““Not only can she think, Not only can she think,

she can reason and negotiate."she can reason and negotiate."

Page 6: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

The angel touched the woman’s cheek....The angel touched the woman’s cheek....

““Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on You have put too many burdens on

her.” her.” 

““She is not leaking....it’s a tear”She is not leaking....it’s a tear”

the Lord corrected the angel the Lord corrected the angel

““What’s it for?" asked the angel.What’s it for?" asked the angel.

Page 7: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

And the Lord said: And the Lord said: ““Tears are her way of expressing grief, her Tears are her way of expressing grief, her

doubts, her love, her loneliness, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her sufferingsuffering

and her pride.”and her pride.”

This made a big impression on the angel; This made a big impression on the angel; ““Lord, you are genius.Lord, you are genius.

You thought of everything. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!"The woman is indeed marvelous!"

Page 8: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

Indeed she is!Indeed she is!

Woman has strengths that amaze man. Woman has strengths that amaze man.

She can handle trouble and She can handle trouble and

carry heavy burdens. carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions. She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smiles when feeling like screaming.She smiles when feeling like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, She sings when she feels like crying,

cries when she is happy and cries when she is happy and

laughs when she is afraid. laughs when she is afraid.

Page 9: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

She fights for what she belives in.She fights for what she belives in.

Stand up against injustice.Stand up against injustice.

She doesn’t take “no” for an answer,She doesn’t take “no” for an answer,

when she can see a better solution. when she can see a better solution.

She gives herself so her family can She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the thrive. She takes her friend to the

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if she is afraid.if she is afraid.

Her love is unconditional. Her love is unconditional.

Page 10: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

She cries when her kids are victorious. She cries when her kids are victorious.

She is happy when her friends do well. She is happy when her friends do well.

She is glad when she hearsShe is glad when she hears

of a birth or a wedding.of a birth or a wedding.

Page 11: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

Her heart is brokenHer heart is broken

when a next of kin or friend dies.when a next of kin or friend dies.

But she finds the strength to get on But she finds the strength to get on with life.with life.

She knows that a kiss and a hug She knows that a kiss and a hug

can heal a broken heart. can heal a broken heart.

Page 12: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

There is only one thing wrong with herThere is only one thing wrong with her

She forgets what she is She forgets what she is worth...worth...

Page 13: The Woman When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said: Why spend so much time on that one? And the Lord answered:

Pass this on to your lady friendsPass this on to your lady friends

to remind them how fantastic they to remind them how fantastic they are....are....

Pass it on to males you know. Pass it on to males you know.

Sometimes they need to be Sometimes they need to be reminded..!!! reminded..!!!