THE uaYsSZYVOLUME XXXVIII

VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1955

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University To Hold 'Open House'Thousands To View

Club, Faculty, Exhibits

DISCUSSING PLANS for UBC 's Open Hou se on March 5 are committee members Brian

Smith, clubs coordinator; Walt Young, vice-chairman ; Jim McDonald, coordinator facult y

displays; Don McCallum, assistant coordinat or ; Al Thackeray, traffic director; Geoff Con-

way, treasurer; Fran Appleton secretary; and John Bossons, university chairman ,—BRIAN THOMAS PHOT O

Big Wig Battle Ends WithScalping of Cheerleaders

TOT1M TARDIES TO

TAKE TIMEL Y TRACKUBC students who haven' t

already ordered their '55 To-tem should make track to th eAMS office—and soon .

Deadline for orders is ashort two weeks from today .

Totem Editor Ann Roge rhopes for an "All-AmericanTotem this year. Last year' sTotem won first class honourstanding in the North Ameri-can yearbook competition .

This bargain is going . , ,going . . . for a mere $4.57or a $2.00 deposit .

ElectionsSlated ForFebruary

Elections for next year's stud-ent council will begin February9th, elections committee chair-man Jim Killeen announced yes-terday .

The following positions wil lbe open : slate one, president ,secretary, thairman of USC :slate two, treasurer, MAD pre-sident, WUS president, WADpresident, 1st member-at-large ;slate three, vice-president, 2ndmember-at-large, president LSE ,and co-ordinator of activities .

Deadlines for nomination shave been set as February 3 fo rthe first slate of candidates, Feb .ruary 10th for the second slate ,and February 17th for the finalone ,

Students will get a chance tohear all candidates speak in theAuditorium two days prior tothe elections .

Voting will take place on Feb-ruary 9th, 18th, and 23rd forthe three respective slates, andwill be by single transferabl eballot ,

A complete list of election in-structions is now available i nthe AMS office .as_

JOHN COATES. . .debater

DebatersPrepareFor Divorce

Divorce, a controversial topi cat any time promises to touchoff a battle royal when McGou nCup debaters clash tonight ove rthe resolution "That CanadianDivorce Laws be Liberalized tothe Level of British DivorceLaws . "

John Coates, Law III, and Der-ek Fraser . Arts 1, will fight foreasier divorce, against John

By ROD SMITHBehind the scenes of the sen-

sational Powder Bowl game agrim drama played to its con-clusion Thursday before thou -sands of spectators who sa ttransfixed, completely unawar eof what was going on .

Central figures in this lif eand death drama were someseven or eight wigs, which to-gether with two grecian hel-mets will be adorning the head sof the "Infernal Machine" cas twhen the play opens Friday .

The wigs unaccountably dis-appeared from the dressing roomof the Player's Club and in -explicably appeared a few hour slater on the heads of three mal echeerleaders who were disport-ing themselves in front of thestands .

The English Department, wh oare presenting this tragedy ofa really mixed up Greek, ar einclined to be less than luke-warm about sorority footballgames but this produced a reac-tion .

Miss Joy Coghill director o fthe play soon appeared in fron tof the stands and snatched tw oof the cheerleaders baldhead-ed .

"Where did you get them? "Miss Coghill demanded, slyl yintimating that she had a fai ridea already .

Miss Coghill insisted that allthe wigs were not yet foun dand that she would return . Shealso stated that Dr. Roy Dan-iels, head of teh English Depart-ment was vitally interested i nthe safe return of the wigs . TheEnglish major began to roll hi seyes and mutter about graduat-ing .

Oily WatersTo Set ThemeFor Gala Do

All those who long to do the

the other was tossed in a win-dow, just like that . "

The wigs apparently weren' tquite Intact and many littl efingers will be busy shreddin ghemp in preparation for thebig Greek spectacle .

''Greek spectacles, bah!" aplayer said .

Wide Open UniversityTo Greet Delegate s

Every facet of university life will be on view for delegatesto UBC's eighth annual High School Conference .

This year's conference wil lcoincide with the Open Hous eweekend on March 4 and 5, en-abling the delegates from al lover B.C. to get a wider pictureof UBC's activities .

The purpose of the Conferenc eis to acquaint prospective stud-ents with the educational an dvocational possibilities of theUniversity, the financial obliga-tions they will assume, and th ecampus itself .

Each delegate travels as a rep-resentative of his respective hig hschool and is required to give areport on his return . Out-of-towndelegates will be billeted in th eYouth Training Center .

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USC Investigating Committeemet Thursday to consider charg-es against two Applied Scienc estudents in connection with las tweek's riot at Memorial Gymna-sium, and an assessment of thedamage inflicted on Ubyssey of-fices in an earlier raid .

The matter will be referred to

and treasurer Geoff Conwaycomplete the student representa-tion on the committee .

Gamma Phi s

Cop 'Bowl' ;

Raise $53 8

Thursday's history makin gperformance of 35 girls of Al-pha Delta Pi and Gamma PhiBeta sororities has enriched th eRebuild the Brock Fund b y$538,15 .

Twenty-five hundred curiousspectators roared their approva lfor two hours as the Gamma Ph iBulldogs routed the Alpha DeliTerrors 18-6 to become queensof the Powder Bowl .

Gamma Phi's left halfbac kHelen Donnelly plunged ove rtackle early in the third quarte rto break a 8 .6 deadlock and pu tthe blue and gold clad Gamma sahead to stay .

The winners added one morefor good measure in the las tquarter on two sparkling run sby right half Janie Wright .

Colleen Kelly, who was athreat every time she carriedthe ball, scored the losers onl ymajor on a sweep around lef tend .

amounted to $110 . Itemized cost sincluded $20 for a broken lock ,$24 for two chairs, and $35 fo rjanitorial services in cleaning u pthe mess,

JACQUES BARBEA U

Buildings and Grounds estimate . ,"It's ridiculous," said irate red -shirt Ed Jakeman . "No lock tha tI know of costs $20, and theymust have been paying thei rjanitors about $5 per hour . "

Members of the discipline com-mittee are : Jim Killeen, Ralp hSultan, Doug Cole, Laurie Lar-sen, Harold Dyck and Ke n

'twain classes

Panhellenic

To Sponsor Rush

PANHELLENIC is sponsorin gan informal rush period begin-ning Jan . 25 for girls who haveobtained second year standing(15 units). There will be fivesororities rushnig . For applica-tions and any additional infor-mation, please phone Nancy Un-derhill, Ke . 1026 .

PRE-MED SOCIETY will spon-sor a film "Eternal Fight" i nPhysics 200 noon today .

.tbUSC FILM SOCIETY present s

a full-length noon-hour feature,"The Juggler", starring Kir kDouglas today in the auditorium .

oitFROSH COUNCIL will hold

an important meeting in th eBrock Board Room at 12 :3 0Tuesday. Imperative that al lclass reps be present .

WOMEN'S SKI CLUB wil lhold a meeting concerning timeand place for ski lessons in th eCommon room of the Women' sgym at 4 :30 today .

INTERNATIONAL HOUSEpresents a special program .on"Around the World Tour" to-night in Club Hut L4 at 8 :30 .The Rotary and Zonta Clubs arcinvited to attend as well asmembers .

UNITED NATIONS CLUB wil lsponsor Professor Chapman,speaking on "Europe and Geo-politics" at 3 :30 - 5 :00 p .m . to-day in Room 852, Main Library(third floor) ,

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England for cumeiition with a( )OLSTERS . they, Jim Carney )

team from London University

and reason _bah .

The debate will take place

Ar'!'wa), the funds are for to l

tonight at 8 :15 in the physics coil the scullers off to Newport ,

building,

witlr profStantev Henley, and various waypoints .Read of the English Department So Cl ' ) cone along, everybody i sacting as chairman .

going .

Si pwitchesChallengeUnderdogs

Publications board and studen tcouncil are having another dif-ference of opinion .

Wishy-washy student counci lwhose most notable accomplish-ment to date has been to marr yoff their president, will attemp to regain its lost prestige in asudden death basket-ball tourn-ament against the stalwarts o fhe Pub next Thursday .

In an obvious grab for pub-licity, clean-living Council pre-ident Dick Underhill challengedthe degenerate pubsters in th ehope of an easy victory and th ereturn of a costly desk—themuch-prized trophy offered i nthese annual donnybrooks .

But Underhill and his motle ycrew for all their boy scou t!raining, will find the basemen tdwellers worthy adversaries .

"We don't live clean but w etitre play dirty," they screamed

fox-trot in the mellow, if not liar- when told of Underhill's revolt -Brocco and Archie Ryston of vesting, January moon by the ing confidence in his team .University of Alberta .

seashort, where the oil-covered

The athletic contest referre dIn Saskatoon, where Rhodes waters of lovely Coal Harbour to above, which some observers Student court tomorrow .

Scholar Walt Young, Arts 4, and hip the quay at the Yacht Club have predicted will be the big-

The charges against the tw oAl Thackeray, Commerce 3 will will be interested to learn the' test of strength sn c(~ Ivan Engineers were laid by MAD

represent UBC . the debate was Rowing club is holding a dance Skivinsky Skivarr met Abdul' President Bob Brady, and in -rejected by the United Church, :OA he Vancouver Yacht Club Sat- I the Bulbul Amir is scheduled for eluded disrupting a basketbal l

which refusal to allow such a

next Thursday noon in the Wo- game, and assaulting basketbal lurd,ry night

. !lourswill be from nine to any men's gym,

Playcrsresolution to be debated in thei rauditorium .

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will meet the eastern collegiate or' will be $1 .a0 per mixed EDITOR Al HOMEwere no tunfair to

champions for the Canadian Na pill)` dress willbe cl0lhes, 1111111

FOR SOCIAL NOONtional Championship . The win-!or less semi-formal ; fund will be

tiers of this debate will travel to 'erved :: mruic will be CAMPUS! Mr. Peter Sypnowich, edi-tor-in-chief of The Ubyssey ,will hold an informal "athome" today at noon to greetmembers of the Publicationsboards and f r i e n d s . Las tweek's editions will be carved .

Gordon Armstrong is handlin gpublicity for UBC's biggest pub-lic relations efforts . Downtownpapers will carry special edi-tions of the Ubyssey within thei rpages on the Thursday and Sat-urday preceding UniversityWeek .

Traffic Director Al Thackeryis searching for 700 students toguide visitors around the cam -pus ,

A special program of speeches ,variety shows and panel discus-sions has been drawn up byUniversity Week chairman Joh nBossons .

Miss Coghill charged from the ! "We found one under a pile Vice chairman Walt Young ,

stadium with the air of a run- 1 of drapes," a player stated, .and !Young, secretary Fran Appleton

away Mack truck and heade dfo rthe AMS office where sh euttered dark threats of chargin gthe AMS for the missing hai rpieces .

But another of those inexpli-cable coincidences happened an dthe wigs were soon reported a sbeing beak with the Players 'Club .

UBC will throw open its door to an estimatedpeople March 5, when the university celebrates Open House .

Premier W . A. C. Bennett i sexpected to pronounce the pre-ceeding week "University Week "sometime in February, duringthe spring session of the provin-cial legislature .

UBC's third Open House sinc ethe wee is under the directionof Jacques Barbeau, heading acommittee made of students andfaculty members .

Faculty displays have bee narranged by coordinator Jim,Jim MacDonald and assistan tcoordinator Don McCallum .

Clubs on the campus will se tup exhibit sunder the directio nof club coordinator Brian Smith .

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InvestigatingAssault and

Committee Studies

The bill will also be referralto Student Court, and will prob-ably be charged to the Engin-eering Undergraduate Society .

Engineers expressed dissatis -faction with the size of the Jones .

of the two student srevealed. "IL would be NEEDED BEHIND THESCENESpublish their names i n

case they were acquitted," said1USC Chairman Jim Killeen . A

Ubyssey reporter was barre dfrom the investigating commit -tee hearing "for the same rea-son .

Department of Buildings an dGrounds submitted an estimateto the committee for Engineer' sdamage to Ubyssey offices which

AUTHORS, PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS

Behind the scenes big-wigs are required fin' the 195 3

Blue and Gold Review .

Anyone interested in the writing, production and direc-tion of the show are asked to attend a rricelin ;.; today a t

noon in the band hut .

Those unable to attend are asked to eenlatI Jerr y

Lecovin .

THE UBYSSEY Friday, January ?l., 1955

'YSSEYIAN UNIVERSITY PRES S

A t d class mall, Post Office Dept ., Ottawa .Mall subscr p ns $2,50 per year . Published In Vancouver through-qut the university year by the Student Publications Board of theAlma Mater Society, University of British Columbia . Editoria lopinions expressed herein are those of the editorial staff of TheUbyssey, and not necessarily those of the Alma Mater Society o rthe University. Business and advertising telephones are Alma 123 0

or Alma 1231 . Advertising Manager is Geoff Conway.EDITORfIN-CHIEF—PETER SYPNOWICH

IMPtilting Editor—Ray Logic

News Editor--Pet Carney~ditor—Jean Whiteside

Sports Editor—Ken Lam b,Assoc, News Editor—Rod Smith Executive Editor—Geoff Conwa y

Senior Editor—PAT RUSSEL LReporters : Sylvia Shorthouse, Judy Thormahlen, Marg Haw -

thorn, Marie Stephens, Jean Cumming, Sandy Ross, Ivan DeFeveri ,Tom Woodside, Dave McEdchern, Dave Nuttal, Bob Johannes ,Jackie Seale .

Sports : Bob Bergen, Peter Worthington, Neil Macdonald .

My Dog Has Cultural Foundation

Fleas

Colleges Foster ABy ROD SMIT H

And SANDY ROSS New Life In Europe

Your Choice . e e

The proposal that UBC enter the re-organized Wester n

Inter-provncial Athletic Union is one we would like to seefollowed . We have reservations, however .

At six dollars per student, the plan is not cheap . Yet it

is probably worth it. Entry into the WIAU would give usan athletic affiliation in lint with all our 'other relationships

with Canadian unversities, such ae the National Federationof Canadian University Students and the Canadian Universit y

Press . This would be a good thing for campus unity, andmight even ease athletic-cultural rivalry .

But six dollars would buy us a good many other things .

lutes are not wealthy enoug hto employ many professors .Saarbrucckcu and 1 3 r u e g g chave two chairs each ; all otherlecturers came as guests. Tohelp fill this gap, an "old team "of foreign lecturers are devel-oping at the colleges . Part o fthe work is done by assistant sand tutors who fulfill the or-ganizational requirements .

The education is rounded ou tby trips, either to the authori-ties of integration, such as theEuropean Council in Stress -burg, Or the High Authority o fthe Montan Union at Luxem-burg, or into very interestin gEuropean districts like Corsic aor the Ruhr .

With this type of teachin gthe 'research branch could no thold pace until now. It is recog-nized that only interplay be-tween teaching and researchcan carry the work of these col-leges further .

The fact that these institu-tions have to refuse a grea tnumber of qualified applicant sbecause of lack of space, indi-cates that among Europeanstudents there is a feeling o fresponsibility for Europe as awhole .

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PARKER "51" PEN, lost Jan .11, black with gold cap. CE .1065 . Peter .

The English Departmentpresents

7~e finei'na/ *achine

by JEAN COCTEAU

Directed by Joy Coghil lDecor by Charles Stegema n

ADMISSION FRE ECurtain at 8:15 p.m .

UNIVERSITY AUDITORIUMFRIDAY and SATURDAY, Jan, 21 and 2 2

What about a Brock extension ?

What about a swimming pool ?

What about club facilities ?

What about student housing ?

Look the list over . There are probably some additions .Are you prepared to give six dollars yearly to all these needs ?If not, which would you omit, and are your omissions ofless merit than WIAU entry?

You probably have as much nationalism as the next man .But a Canadian athletic union has strong competition in th equest for the student dollar .

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Two of the Vancouver's leading columnists have express-ed identical sentiments that graphically point up a dangerousstate of mind prevalent on the Western side of the Iro nCurtain .

Both Harold Weir and Elmore Philpott are admittedl yleery, as are many Canadians, of German re-armament .Liberal Member of Parliament for Vancouver South, Mr .Philpott, tells us that many of his fellow M .P. 's also havemixed feelings on the subject . Yet Messrs . Weir and Philpot tand according to Mr . Philpott, many M .P .'s, are afraid t oexpress their feelings on the subject tn :) loudly because theCommunists are also opposed to German l e-ai tuament .

Yet Mr. Philpott loudly yells for more co-operatio nwith the Soviet Bloc . How does he, or anyone else, expec ta lessening of tension to cone about if we have reached th estage where we must automatically distrust everything th eCommunists say .

If the Communists are right, and apparently many peopl ethink they are, have we reached the stage where we mus tsay they are wrong simply because they are Communists ?

If the Communists are always wrong and we are alway sright where is there any room for compromise ?

That the Communists may think they are always righ tand we are always wrong is no justification for such a stat eof mind. Two rights don't make a wrong .

(Law Graduate of Ham -burg University, Dietric h

Ramschuing is at present stud-ying Economics On a WUS Cscholarship as a third-yea rArts student i n UBC, The 24 -year-old scholar wrote thefollowing article on Collegesof Europe. )The foundation of a new

Europe is not only a task fo rgovernments ; it requires a com-mon European feeling amon gthe 'people and an understand-ing of their common problems .In this field the so-called Euro-pean-Colleges take their hare .

These insttiutions are foun din Bruette (Belgium), Nancy ,Saarbruecken and Turin . Andwith the beginning of the sum-mer term, another will leg open-ed at Hamburg .these colleges are : the teach-

The task and approach ofing of the historical, cultural ,economic and sociological con-nections and interrelations inEurope, and the further devel-opment of knowledge about thecommon destiny of the Europe -an nations and their specia lproblems .

To be able to deal with thesequestions, a student must hav ea certain maturity and a goodacademic background . Accord- !ingly, only graduates of univer-sities can enrol .

In addition to this, a specialselection makes sure that th ecolleges have, if possible, stud-ents from all European coun-tries. This selection is most importent for the colleges where 'the students are living to-gether .

The attempts to install effec-tive self-government, the rela-tions among the students an dbetween them and the profes-sors, and the discussion of dan-gerously controversial politica ltopics must be newly planne dseparately for each course .

For this reason, there ar eonly 40 to 80 students at eac hcollege. In Bruegge and Saar-bruecken, the courses last fo rnine months; in Nancy and Tu-rin, they last for only six t oeight weeks .

1The methods of studying ar e

similar to those of universities :there are lectures . seminarssurf labs, The curriculum is no tthe same in all places and th eperiod of ('xperimentation i sstill continuing . The main em-phasis is . holvever, on history ,economics, politics, law and so-ciology . Diplomas are givenafter two years of study .

The high level of the curri-culm naturally causes somefinancial difficulties . The insti -

Who's Blind?People affected by the violent acts of the Suns of free-

dom are entitled to as much justice as any other people .

And if any group has its civil liberties endangered, it i sthe radical Doukhobor sect .

Latest evidence of this is the threat of the Provincia lGovernment to suspend driver 's licenses of those Sons o fFreedom parents who fail to send their children to classes .

This actually seems more stupid( than unjust .

We fail to see any connection between the Motor Vehicl eAct and the Public Schools Act . The Attorney-General mayas well start suspending marriage licenses for Labor Relation sAct violations .

This fumbling "get tough " policy puts the government i na foolish light after the volume of criticism levelled at it sinept policy to date. The government might mind its con-fusion ended if it made a reasonable effort to follow the de -liberated recommendations of the Doukhobor Commission .

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How Chiang Kai Shek can see victory in an invasion o fthe Chinese mainland when he can't see the flag on a Britis hfreighter, we don't know .

Hl' wen 't 5('e a, tllll('h Tlipp(lri in an in vasion Of 'Ol ' lll(ISe ,either .

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"Son," Granny said to me ,"Promise me you'll never tel lpeople about them Lemmings . "But Granny has been dead lo ,these seven years through asurfeit of elderberry wine re-sulting in an advanced case o fChirrosis of the liver, and snot-ngsed little brat that I am, Iam breaking a pledge made toher on her deathbed . (I waslukewarm about Germany eversince she gave me a fourteen -year subscription to the "Bum -per Book for Boys Annual") .

The Lemming is a creaturewho lives In the far Northcountree, but he never travel salone . Indeed, a trip to th ecorner store by *a small Lem-ming family soon begins to re-semble the exodus of the Dixie-crats from the Democratic Na-tional Convention in 1948 . Forsome reason, the varmints liketo swarm across the froze ntundra, uttering fierce cries o f"Eep, Eep! "

In fact, only recently a griz-zled trapper, "Matsqui Bill "Kapuskasing, wrote a letter t oDonald Gordon, head of theCNR, complaining of the factthat the Lemmings were keeping him awake nights wit hfierce cries of "Eep, Eep! "

Well, what with running hi sgovernment - monopoly whic hthrottles competition and ham-pers free enterprise—which i sthe backbone — nay the life -blood — our canadian way oflife—which fulfills the fondes thopes of the founding father sof Confederation, and Mrs .Gordon and the kiddies takin gup so much of his time, Mr .Gordon passed the letter alongto the Mail-Order complain tdepartment at Eatons, who ,after due consideration maile da copy of their Summer cata-logue for 1947 along to Mr .Kapuskasing to read instead ofthe "Bumper Book for BoysAnnual . "

But unfortunately, the cat-alogue was never delivered .After passing safely throug hthe, Toronto Post Office, it fel linto the hands of Rafe Nord -street, a mousy Post Offic eclerk in Lemming Track . Mc-Kenzie Territories, who slyl yappropriated the catalogue t ogive to his swecteart, on eAnnie-the-Seagull by name ,who was building an outhous eat the time . As a result, poorMr . Kapuskasing went com-pletely dotty on "Bumpe rBooks," mistook the glowing ,potbellied stove in the corne rfor Tom Swift's electric sub -marine, (the bumber book wa svery strong on Tom Swift), an dleaped into it, crying, "They'll ,never break the British square ,lads, into the breech I! !" Bu twe digress .

As we say, the lemming i sfond of travelling in packs, .and uttering fierce cries o f"Eep, Eep!" But there ar eof lemming lore, which thecasual lemming scholar ofte ntends to ignore ,

For instance did you kno wthat leniggs are fond of throw-ing themselves into the ocea nby the thousands, uttering gla dcries of, "Eep, Eep!" Indeed ,historians have recently dis-coverd that Henry llundson, i nsearching for the Northwes tPassage, was tsymied in hi squest by a horde of wily lem-mings . Poor Henry had bee nsailing his ship for months ,without sighting so much as alichen or a scrap of land inthe barren arctic solitude swhose perils he was essaying .

Suddenly, the ship carneupon a horde of the dirty littl ecreatures, swimming in th ewater, so thick that they pre- Vrented the appearance of dryland . Uttering glad cries, th ecrew dashed) from the shin, and'ionto the backs of the Iemmiogs ,who offered no support wha tever, with the result that th eentire crew promptly perished . lKing Charles is said to have 'been fit to be tied .

But if you really want to Vknow all about lemmings, wh ynot drop into the library som eafternoon anti rerun up on flu' 'subject . They halve lies of

hooks over there "Coke" k a regltlered trademark,

Friday, January 21, 1955

THE U . BYSSEY

Page Three

Mussoc to StrikeOil In Auditorium

U,BC's Musical Society announced Thursday it plans to

present, as its 1955 production, an all-Canadian musical en-

titled Bonanza!

WORKERS STARTED TO roof the Brock lounge yester-day, putting into position the main trusses, and construc-tion is progressing rapidly. On completion of the roof thedoors and walls will be repaired . A new hardwood floorwill complete repairs to the lounge, The constructio nsupervisor is confident that the tentative deadline of March31 will be reached .

—MAZE PHOTO

Divines Hope ForA New Wing

Union College is launching a large-scale financial campaign

with an extension to its present buildings in mind .

Dr. Grant of the College said *

the the Board is hoping to raise I NFCUS Offers$650,000 ; $400,000 from thei churches, to be collected over

the next three years, and $250, -000 from private sources ,

The main part of the moneywill be used for building . Theyi:re undecided as to the exac t

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Rehearsals are already in pro-gress for the Alberta oil drama ,which is scheduled for the even-ings of February 14 and 18 i nthe auditorium, '

The story involves a famil yon a farm near Edmonton wh ostrike oil on the back forty,make for the big city (presum-ably Edmonton) for a spendingspree, and discover that thebonanza is a fizzle after all .

The musical stars, Vivian Sa-histon, Mervin Watson, an dDoug Bell, plus a chorus o fthirty. Musical director is Harr yPryce, Dramatic director . isPeter Mannering .

Said Mussoc President Jerr yLeCovin, "we hope to make thisyear's production bigger an dbetter than last year's "Re dMill". We've got a large, en-thusiastic cast, and a lot of tal-ented newcomers . "

Joe McCarthy—Burlesqued

A tape recording, burlesquin gSenator Joseph McCarthy willbe presented by the Social Prob-lems Club in Physics 200 a tnoon, Friday .

"The Investigator" was writ-ten by Reubenship, Montrealplaywright, who was deportedfrom the U.S . in 1953 becauseof his alleged Communistic con-nections .

The "Bootleg" recording ,which orginated in Canada a sa radio play, found its way t oNew York record shops wher eit stirred up a fuss on the poli-tical radio a n d diplomati cfronts .

Reports that President Eisen-hower heard the Canadian re -cording and enjoyed it, receive dno comment from his spokes-man .

No. information about the cos tor producer appears on the re -cord's label .

Rain, Rain, Don'tGo Away, Little. . .

A special meeting was calle dby the girls of Hut 42, Acadi aCamp concerning use of th eclosed-in porch on the hut bygirls saying good night to boy -friends .

A dispension was sent to th eoffice of the Dean of Wome nwith the result that residents o fHut 42 will be allowed to usethe porch in case of rain orsnow to bid their men-folk adie uproviding time doesn't run ove rten minutes .

But, "who is keeping the stopwatch?" one maiden inquired .

Toronto Flunks43 SciencemenTORONT-(CUP)-Forty three firs tyear engineering students at th eUniversity of Toronto were or-dered to quit their courses whe nthey failed their Christma sexams .

Those with a 34' ; average o rless were ordered to leave . An dare not permitted to write th efinal exams .

Only 35`'; of the first-yearclass passed all their exams .

Artists Gai nBy Mayor'sObjection s

TORONTO-(CUP) - Thousand sof students at the University ofToronto have developed a suddeninterest in art as a result of afight between Toronto mayo rNathan Phillips and the Art De-partmtnt over the merits' ofthree nude paintnigs currentlyon exhibit at the university .

The mayor denounced thepaintings as "objectionable" an d"obscene," allegedly ordering th ethree paintings to be take ndown .

The Art Committee did no tagree with him, however, anddecided that the pictures wouldremain on display, resulting i nthe sky-rocketing of attendanc eto twelve times the usual num-ber .

Artists Graham Coughtry andMike Snow of course defendedtheir work .

"I regard the human figureas the most significant nucleu sfor a painting," said Coughtry ,"I am interested in the relation -ship of the human being to hi sexterior surroundings . It is reallyan attempt to reach the basicsituation of person to room . "

'Pot' Boils AtFreddy Wood

Arthur Miller's controversia lplay "The Crucible" will be stag-ed at the Frederick Wood The-atre next week by the UBC play-ers' Club alumni .

The production, which will beentered in the Dominion Dram aFestival, is under the directio nof the well known Vancouveractress and director Doroth yDavies .

Lead roles will be taken byBruce McLeod, Pat Leath, Do-reen Odling, Alan Walsh an dFred Harris .

Opening Tuesday night th eplay will rum through Saturday .

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UBC ENGLISH DEPART-ment will present "The Inferna lMachine" by Jean Coutcau a t8 :15 p.m . in the Auditorium Fri -day and Saturday . Admissionfree .

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PHRATERES ELECTIONS fornext year's executive will beheld in the Phrateres room o nFriday, January 21 from 10 :30to 2 :30 .

THE REGULAR MEETING ofthe Undergraduate SocietiesCommittee wil be held at 12 :3 0in the Me n 's Club Room of Broc kHall, Monday, January 24, Al lrepresentatives are asked to at -tend .

With the entry of women int ofootball, an unofficial spokesma nsaid yesterday there is no poin tin co-eds rushing two sororitie sunless they weigh 140 and ru nthe hundred in 11 seconds .

Are You On eOf the Select?

W. White of the administration Ioffice said Thursday ' there are ,ple who have not yet paid thei rfees .

Final notices will be mailedto stragglers during the nex ttwo weeks and absolute deadlin efor payment will probably beon or about January 31 .

Names of students who hav enot contacted administration by,that time will be forwarded tothe registrar for withdrawal ,

Only under special circum-stances will part-payments be ac-cepted .

RESIDENC E

A residence for married stud -I cuts and a house for the princi-pal may also be constructed .

New books for the library ,scholarships and student aid ,faculty salaries and just keepin gthe college budget in the blac kwill soak up any surplus funds .

15, and (must not exceed 3000words. Closing date for submis-sion of art entries is January22 . Rules and regulations areavailable at the NFCUS officein Brock Hall or the UBC Ar tGallery .

Because UBC is no longer amember of NFCUS, UBC entriesare not 'eligible for cash awardsbut they will receive whateverrecognition they merit--whichmay mean pulication of yourstory in Liberty magazine .

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Friday, January 21, 1955

FOUR FILLIES-RIDE AGAI N

Under-Bull-Dogs Gallop To VictoryBy PETE WORTHINGTO N

Outlined against a blue-grey January sky, the Four Fillie spranced again . In dramatic lore they may be the sisters Famine ,Pestilence, Destruction and Death . These are only aliases . Theirreal names are Trafford, Wright, Donnelly and Jagger .

They formed the crest of the Gamma Phi cyclone befor ewhich a fighting ADP football team was swept over the pre-cipice at the Powder Bowl yesterday noon as 2,500 spectator speered down on the bewildering panorama spread on the gree nplain below .

THE UNSNAREABLE ' CYCLONE ROARED UNCHECKEDA .cyclone can't be snared, and the one which started from th e

Gamma Phi sorority Howse broke through the storm cellars ofthe struggling Alph1 Delta and swamped them by an 18-6 score .

One Grantland Rice, had he 'lived to watch two UBC soror-ities parody his beloved game of football, might have compare dthem to the Notre Dame teams of old. Then again he might nothave.

It was quite a noon hour, and one which will be remembered .Alpha Delta Pi's Spanish quarterback, Colleen Kelly kicked

off, while Al Pollard of the B.C. Lions announced the vital stat-istics over the PA system and scouted the field for Annis Stukus .Play juggled during the first quarter, the golden-blue Gamm acyclone would not be denied .

Janie Wright, a 127 lb . Gamma halfback, snorted and snake dher way to an unconverted touchdown . The stands went wild, a simported cheerleaders contorted their mobile ' physiques In fran-tic emotion.NAME IT, THE LITTLE TERROR DID I T

,A cyclone cannot be snared, but one can go around it . Collee nKelly of Alpha Delts did just that . She ran, she passed, she scored .You name it ; Colleen did it . Oh the last play before half tim eshe skirted the left end and dipsy-doodled to a 6 point TD . Halftime and 8 all .

The Pubster's Hoosier band rollicked the TV and "live" aud-ience while Donna Jabour and Elsa Ezzy reverted to type an djiggled and wiggled to the noise .

The Gamma Bulldogs kicked off to the Delta Terrors in th esecond half . Gamma soon won back the ball, and the cyclone wasunleashed again . Janie' Wright swivel-hipped to the Delta three ,and a galloping Helen Donnelly dove over to score-12-6 .

stated:"We beat the best ; now wait'll we get dem Blue Tranna Var-

sity babes nex' year in de Powder-Puff Cup, We'll massage 'em , . . !1

What do you think, Mr . Coryell? . . ,

In the final quarter THE Wright made it 18-6 by car,rying aswarm of Alpha Delts over their line . She was a hurricane withinthe cyclone .

For the Delts it was Kelly, and she all but thwarted the Gam-mas. She, and the pass-catching Diane Driscoll .

It was quite a day .

TO THE VICTOR WENT THE SPOILSThe Psi Upsilon fraternity, who originated the idea of th e

game, presented the "Powder Trophy" to winning Gamma's cap-tain, Bev Kemp. Ken O'Shea and Glen McLennan made the pre-sentation while newsreel cameras recorded the feat .

To the triumphant coach, the nail-chewing, near-ulceratedJack Hutchinson, must go bouquets . To the losing mentors, RajahKronquist and Donny Spence, goes credit for a fighting Deltateam . To them all go thanks for an historic day.

When asked about their football futures, one of the Vestal V's

Fitba Birds OutFor Second Win

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The varsity forward wal lshowed well in dumping Colling-wood last week, 3 to 1, and withany luck should repeat overHalecos . Bruce Ashdown, Som-erled Macdonald, and Stan Glas-gow will be out to repeat thei rlast week performance .

Halecos, who carry severa lformer New Westminster Royals ,in the person of Jackie Whea tand Neil McEachnie, are expect-ed to provide a good game .SCORING PUNC H

Scoring punch has been Var-sity's bug-a-boo all season long ,and only in recent weeks havethey been able to puncture th eenemy defense and score heav-ily .

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Ice BirdsDrawF~rPt. No. 1

Thunderbirds >ro a 3-3 draw.Vancouver jumped to a 1-0

lead early in the .first . period ,but an effective passing attack6y Bird's' number one linedeadlocked the count 1 . 1 ; HughMcCulloch scored from Cun-ningham and Mundle . Burly de-defencemen Bob Gilhooley scor-ed later to give UBC a 2-1 lea dat the end of the first period .LEADING

In the first minute of the sec-ond stanza, Mo Cunningha mbroke into the clear on righ twing and 'dumped a short pas sto Gerd Mundle, who slipped th epuck under the Vancouve rgoalie . UBC led 3-1 . Smart o fVancouver rallied his team backinto contention by scoring twic eto make it 3-3 at the period' sclose .

The third frame saw nb scor-ing, with both goalies holdin gwell . By virtue of the tie UBCearned its first point of leagu ecompetition, but not its last i fthey continue such stellar play-ing as evidenced in their lasttwo games .

POTENTThe Mundle - McCulloch - Cun-

ningham line is UBC's reallypotent scoring threat. They an-ticipate each other well, and aremore likely to convert a rushinto a goal better than are th eother combinations ,

Defensively Varsity was weak.From their own blue-line backthey are almost as unpredictabl eas qualified psychologists, andgoalie Thomas wisely suspect stheir every move .

On the whole though, theBirds rate as an aggressive an dever improving team When suc hnewcomers as Paul La Pointeround into shape, they will beeven more dangerous .

All of UBC's famous and infamous rugger teams do battlethis weekend .

their win (and default) skeinsome more .OUTSTANDIN G

However, th etraction in the

Cup play so far, and share connoiseurs, will be the classi cwith Vancouver Reps i clash between Ex-Brit "B's" an d

undefeated! that galaxy of misfits assembles! ONC Eunder football's Don Coryell--- jThe Blunderbirds ,

Balaclava Park will undoubt-edly be teeming with scouts an dsadists to watch the likes ofJerry O'Flanagas, Rae Rnss ,Ron Stewart, Tony Pantages (yeshe's related), and other stalwart stry la stay on-sid eEXPERIENC E

Scrum hall' will likely he Bab) inv))sinn by women into th eSinclair, who will represent the realm of football, an u)offficia lrugger experience portion 01' the, spokesman has stated that no co -

Bturhs : the 14 others will be Ms should rush two of the camp -the amatchnors." A fair blend- 1" sororities next ycau' " 10 '48 1ing . considering the in credible they weigh at least 140 and can' squality on hand,

ri.ui the hundred in It seconds,

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UBC 3 - Vancouver 3

' Close to 300 spectators, a tleast a few of them Varsit ystudents, thrilled at the forumWednesday night when Van-couver held UBC's hockey

LINEMAN PETE GREGOR Ywaves his arm in the V forvictory sign as fleet half-back Janie Wright, set up bythe slick ball handling o fquarter Jaquie Trafford an dhard running of half Hele nDonnelly, bulls over for thefirst touchdown of the Powde rBowl. Victorious coach Jac kHutchinson elected,to run his

team along the ground andwas rewarded by the grea trunning of his backfield, Har dcharging' by the Bulldog lin e

Then a few feel that Brave sare the ones to watch . Their :classy three-quarter line i sdeemed by fans to be as goo das any in the city . They play 'host to Blue Bombers at 1 p .m .at UBC, in their opening gam efor the Carmichael Cup .

Believe it or not, the Toma-hawks have admirers who thin kthey are wonderful, in a modes tsort of way . Toms go agains tIVleralomas at l• 15 p .m, at Con -naught Park and plan to exten d

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To some the Tunderbird-Nor 'West McKechnie Cup tilt in theOwen Bowl at 2 p.m. will bethe feature . Birds are undefeate d

TO WATCH

By BERGI E

UBC's basketballing Birdshave a chance for win num-ber two in 1955 Conferenceplay tonight . They left yester-day afternoon for the trip t oCentral Washington and th egame against the Wildcats .

Central has a record of on ewin and one loss so far . Theloss was suffered at the hand sof Pacific Lutheran's Gladia-tors by the close score of 71-69 .FOUR TRANSFER S

Four transfers from Easter nare reported to have strength-ened the Wildcats, though the y

outstanding at -eyes of most

so

The Jayvees actually led th eGlobetrotters at one poin tearly. in the first period . bu ttheir advantage was short -lived and they eventually suc-cumbed 58 to 35 .

The prelim between th e

Owing to the recent successfu l

upward sinto theto wit -

need little help having twoplayers, Heacox and Myers ,who boast an average of over16 points a game . ApparentlyHeacox is the man who make sCentral's fast break type ofattack really work .

UBC had a rest Wednesda yafter their good showingagainst the Whirlwinds Tues-day night. Yesterday theydrove by car to Seattle wher ethey spent the night . The car-avan was to have left Seattl ethis morning for the drive toEllensburg .

Incidentally, UBC has no twon on a road trip in atleast three years ,

* * *Wednesday night ,

of 5,000 people filedWar Memorial Gymness the antics of the Harle mGlobetrotters and Bevo Fran -cis .

Well, needless to say, themuch - imitated Globetrottersput on the terrific show onl ythey are able to perform . Thi stime, their "straightmen "were the UBC Jayvees whoturned in a good performancethemselves .

AHEAD

produced too many Terror 'backfield fumbles and hel ddown the ADP offence .

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Whirlwinds and Eilers wa salso entertaining on- severa lcounts .

At any rate it appears tha tBevo Francis potted 56 points .H-m-m-m .

And finally as the outcom eof the game became quite ap-parent, fans began to glanc eat the scoreboard, and whe nthe tally went over 90 theystarted speculating as to wha twould hapen if the score reach-ed a hundred .

WHAT TO DO ?Would the scorekeeper clim b

up the wall and paint a on ebeside the scoreboard? It wa sfinally demonstrated wha twould be dome when the boardwas merely switched to 00 a shundredth point was register -ed .

Sports Editor—KEN LAMB

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