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The Story of the Fantastic Amazing IAN My full name is Ian Malcolm Winstanley Henteleff. I was born in 1998. It’s now a national holiday in 19 countries. I have 1 mom, 1 dad, and 2 brothers. I live in an apartment on Cunard street half the time and on Greenwood Avenue the other half. I’ve lived on Vernon Street and Edward Street before my parents split up. An interesting thing that’s happened that I’m comfortable with sharing is that I was caught in a riptide at Keji beach with my friends Noah and Sean, my little brother Andrew and my mom. I got caught on a rock for about a minute underwater but my mom was still closest to drowning. The sports I have strengths in are basketball, boxing and snowboard racing. My best school subject is gym. I also do voice coaching (my musical strength). My academic goal for this year is to get straight A’s 1 term this year. My other goals are to be able to be dunk on a 10-foot basketball net and make the provincial basketball team. My long-term goals are to make it into the NBA. If I cant do that I’ll become a billionaire guy who doesn’t have to do anything.

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The Story of the Fantastic Amazing IAN

My full name is Ian Malcolm Winstanley Henteleff. I was born in 1998. It’s now a national holiday in 19 countries. I have 1 mom, 1 dad, and 2 brothers. I live in an apartment on Cunard street half the time and on Greenwood Avenue the other half. I’ve lived on Vernon Street and Edward Street before my parents split up.

An interesting thing that’s happened that I’m comfortable with sharing is that I was caught in a riptide at Keji beach with my friends Noah and Sean, my little brother Andrew and my mom. I got caught on a rock for about a minute underwater but my mom was still closest to drowning.

The sports I have strengths in are basketball, boxing and snowboard racing. My best school subject is gym. I also do voice coaching (my musical strength).

My academic goal for this year is to get straight A’s 1 term this year. My other goals are to be able to be dunk on a 10-foot basketball net and make the provincial basketball team.

My long-term goals are to make it into the NBA. If I cant do that I’ll become a billionaire guy who doesn’t have to do anything.