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Lessons learned?

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Moment of Ruth for Scottish Tories

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Welcome to The Stooshie, the magazine that brings you the most important news and best comment from across Scotland over the past seven days.This week we have gorged ourselves on the best stories

from across the country, feasted upon the best comment from Scotland’s best columnists, snacked on our favourite blogs and washed it all down with the best arts coverage around.This week the BBC found itself becoming the news, rather than

just reporting it. Yes campaigners protested over alleged bias in news reports outside the Corporation’s Pacific Quay HQ while the dismissal of respected presenter Gary Robertson left many observers shaking their heads in disbelief.Elsewhere in Scotland there was tragedy when three spectators

were killed after being struck by an out-of-control car at the Jim Clark Rally by Kelso.Politically, the big winners this week were the Scottish

Conservatives. In a dramatic volte-face, leader Ruth Davidson positioned the Tories as Scotland’s new party of devolution.And, with the World Cup less than a week away, our Stooshie of

the Week asks the big question: should Scots support England?

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■ Around two hundred protestors descended on BBC Scotland’s Pacific Quay headquarters to protest over alleged bias in its news reports.Professor John Robertson

from the University of the West of Scotland had produced a report claiming there was anti-independence bias on radio show Good Morning Scotland which triggered the impromptu demonstration. His report came after 1,200

people complained to the BBC about alleged bias towards UKIP in its European election

■ Three people died and two were seriously injured following a crash at The Jim Clark Rally near Coldstream.

Iain John Provan (64) and Elizabeth Allan (63) both of Barrhead, and John Leonard Stern (71) of Bearsden, were killed in the crash.

Two other injured men, both aged 61, were taken to Edinburgh Royal Infirmary.

The three-day rally was abandoned following the crash.

Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill has said there will be a full review into motorsport safety and that “lessons must be learned”.Two hours before the fatal accident five spectators were injured when another car left the road.

coverage last month.The Corporation’s problems

deepened when it emerged Good Morning Scotland presenter Gary Robertson is not having his freelance contract renewed due to budget pressures. A spokesman for the National

Union of Journalists said the presenter felt he was being pushed out the door by the BBC’s apparent preference for London-based presenters, such as Scotland 2014 host Sarah Smith. Staff have said they may strike over the sacking.

Professor John Robertson’s report does not provide any “definitive proof to support the accusations of bias” made against the BBC, the Sunday Herald admitted, or “at least not beyond reasonable doubt”.

And, the paper said, the fact Better Together has also complained of perceived bias against it shows the complaints are “not limited to one side”.

But the paper reminded readers the BBC has, unlike newspapers, an obligation to remain neutral.

But it said the BBC is jeopardising this because although individual reports may be balanced, the number of reports criticising aspects of independence appears to “overwhelm through sheer force of numbers”.

It said if this complies with the BBC’s code of practice, then perhaps it is time to realise new rules are needed for the referendum, although what these could be it does not say.

Another paper that readily accuses the BBC of bias is the Scottish Daily Mail.

It noted that former director general Mark Thompson admitted in 2010 the broadcaster had been guilty of a “massive bias to the Left”.

It blamed a combination of Tony Blair and the BBC for the rise in UKIP’s popularity and warned that if it continues to “patronise the conservative majority” more people will be tempted to vote for Nigel Farage’s party.

The reason there is so much anger over Gary Robertson’s sacking, speculated Lesley Riddoch in The Scotsman, is it appears to have been done in order to “finance” Scotland 2014, the BBC’s replacement for Newsnight Scotland.

She said Scotland 2014 had got off to “an embarrassingly bad start” and although she admitted she may be “plain wrong” to suggest a connection between the termination of Robertson’s contract and the new show, she said there is no sign of the extra £5 million director general Tony Hall had promised for referendum programming.

She said the arrival of Scotland 2014 presenter Sarah Smith and Jim Naughtie to Good Morning Scotland makes it appears that Scots are “being edged out of top jobs”.

Over in The Courier, Jenny Hjul said whatever the ins and outs of Gary Robertson’s dismissal, the “tone of complaints against the BBC is getting ominous”.

She said: “The linking of the anchorman’s dismissal with the arrival in Glasgow of London-based stars suggests a worrying culture of xenophobia.”

Meanwhile Professor John Robertson was unhappy with the Sunday Herald. In an open letter posted on Media Lens, he wrote: “The Sunday Herald is in favour of Independence for Scotland but not, it seems, able to criticise the BBC.”

Safety review after rally tragedyInvestigations into cause of accident at Jim Clark Rally in the Borders now underway

Nationalists protest over “biased” news broadcasts while flagship referendum show falters after launch

EDITORIALS SAY

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There are now questions being asked about why spectators were allowed into the area they were standing as it has been closed to them in the past because it was judged to be too dangerous, the Daily Record said.

Inevitably “there will be doubts raised about how spectators are controlled,” The Scottish Sun said, while others will claim any spectators at a high-speed race “knows the risks”.

But the paper said these concerns should be left to those

COMMENTATORS SAY

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BBC under attack from outside and in

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Police stop and search tactics put on trial

■ Police Scotland has been subjected to damning criticism after a report by watchdog the Scottish Police Authority found thousands of people are being stopped and searched with no good cause.The report revealed that

people aged 15 to 19 are most likely to be stopped and that 223 children under the age of nine were searched last year.The watchdog said many

officers now feel pressured to reach a target number of searches.Most of the searches are

non-statutory, which means the officer does not have a reasonable suspicion of any wrong-doing. There are fears that many people do not know they can refuse to be searched under these circumstances.The SPA said it could find

no connection between a fall in violence and the number of searches carried out.Police Scotland said 640,699

searches were carried out last year. It is to set up a national unit to ensure consistency in stop and searches.

Outrage as children as young as seven subjected to police searches

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responsible for investigation exactly what happened when the car left the road. Instead, the paper said people must remember that “right now this is a human tragedy”.

Elsewhere, The Scotsman noted the grim irony that the rally is named after former Formula 1 champion Jim Clark, who was himself killed in a motor racing accident.

The paper said questions must be asked about why the race was not stopped after the first accident and also said there needs to be a complete review of spectator areas at such races in the future.

One of the main attractions of the Jim Clark Rally, said Jim McGill in The Scotsman, is that it “is the only all-Tarmac event to be held on closed-off public roads on mainland UK”.

This, he said, means cars will often travel faster than 100mph and some spectators will “expose themselves to the dangers”.

There is now a real question mark over the future of rallying as we know it, John Cooper wrote in the Scottish Daily Mail. He said the authorities have to balance the demand for high-speed racing with spectator safety.

Even if stop and searches are a “valuable weapon” in the fight against crime overuse may “be storing up problems for the future,” The Scotsman warned.

It said Police Scotland needs to be “more judicious” in its use of stop and searches as the force risks “alienating too many young people”.

Meanwhile, The Herald said “the idea of the consensual search needs serious reconsideration and may be untenable”.

Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill (above left) supported the police but the Scottish Daily Mail said “his backing for this tackety boots search policy once again calls his judgement into question”.

The paper added that public confidence in the police may soon be “irreparably damaged”.

The blame for the rise in stop and searches lies with Chief Constable Sir Stephen House said the Daily Record.

Police Scotland can have “no justification” for searching so many young children, the country’s commissioner for children and young people said in the Daily Record.

Tam Baillie said he was “disturbed” at the number of searches being carried out.

One of the most consistent critics of Police Scotland has been Liberal Democrat justice spokeswoman Alison McInnes. Writing on Lib Dem Voice, she said Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill must change the way Police Scotland use stop and searches.

She said: “If detection is the aim, statutory stop and search is the only commonsense option. From a civil liberties perspective, it is the only tolerable option.”

Earlier this year, Kath Murray from Edinburgh University, wrote in The Guardian there is no statistical link between use of the tactic and a fall in violent crime.

■ It may be Scotland’s most famous victory, but the exact site of the Battle of Bannockburn has remained shrouded in mystery for centuries.But now television historian

Neil Oliver believes he has uncovered the battlefield.Working with Dr Tony Pollard

from Glasgow University, they discovered a medieval cross on the Carse.They believe this may have

belonged to a fleeing English cavalryman and indicates the likely site of the battle.

■ An Inverness accountant has become the only Scot shortlisted for a mission to Mars, reported The Press and Journal’s Laura Paterson.Sarah Johnston (30) made

it on to a 705-strong list of candidates to be included on the Mars One mission, which aims to set up a human colony on the red planet.

■ The wheelhouse of the historic Titan Crane in Clydebank was turned into a cosy bar called The Lion’s Clyde for a few days only.Whyte and Mackay carried

out the transformation to mark the whisky label’s 170th anniversary.

■ The Gumball Rally rolls into Edinburgh this weekend, giving people the chance to see some of world’s most exclusive cars.Inspired by the 1976 film, The

Gumball is an annual 3,000-mile international event which attracts a whole host of A-list stars and cars.This year’s event will feature

almost every kind of Ferrari, Porsche and Lamborghini made in the last 30 years, as well as cars from TV and film – like the Batmobile Tumbler (pictured) from The Dark Knight movies.

on the bright side

MAIN EVENTS

Calls to ban rallying are premature, said The Scottish Sun’s deputy motoring editor Jon Doran.

He said that while it is right “these tragic incidents are thoroughly investigated” it is important to “establish the facts” about what actually happened before any decisions are made.

Writing in the same paper, lawyer Aamer Anwar said driver David Carney could not be held responsible for the tragedy as spectators “sign up to the risk”.

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“They want us to believe they have had a sudden conversion to Scotland’s cause.”

“There is no reason why these changes shouldn’t happen early in the next parliament.”

1. Sir Ian Cheshire, the boss of DIY chain B&Q, has said the company would put plans for additional investment in Scotland on hold if there is a Yes vote on September 18.

2. A YouGov poll for Better Together found 64% of Scots think oil revenues should support public services across the UK, compared to 30% who think the money should stay in Scotland.

3. Think tank the Institute for Fiscal Studies has said Scotland would have to raise taxes or cut services to balance the books after independence to pay for White Paper pledges.

4. Former Prime Minister Gordon Brown has criticised the UK government’s handling of the currency row but said Scotland would “probably” be more unequal after independence.

5. Carl Bildt, Sweden’s foreign minister, has said independence would lead to the Balkanisation of the UK.

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■ Scottish Conservative leader Ruth Davidson unveiled details of her party’s plans to give the Scottish Parliament more powers if there is a No vote in the independence referendum – including control over income tax, air passenger duty and even the power to “supplement” Scottish benefits.The proposals were revealed

in the Strathclyde Commission’s report on further devolution and were backed by Prime Minister David Cameron who said they provided “a clear, coherent and Conservative blueprint” for more devolution.The plans represent a

major shift in direction for the Conservatives under Ms Davidson. She had previously said the Scotland Act, which gives the Scottish Parliament increased financial powers from 2016, was a “line in the sand”.Deputy First Minister Nicola

Sturgeon said the proposals undermine the Better Together campaign by calling for the end of uniform taxes and benefits across the UK.

COMMEnTATORS SAY

Davidson rebrands Tories as party of devolutionPrime Minister backs report recommending greater devolved powers after a No vote in September.

was “devolution coming of age” and demonstrated the result of a No vote would be “responsible devolution in a renewed Union”.

Even The Herald’s leader column was impressed.

After months of critics decrying the negativity of the Better Together campaign, The Herald said Ms Davidson’s speech meant “a positive vision will now be on offer from both sides”.

The Daily Telegraph said the announcement “reverses decades of Conservative policy” and that it would be “fairer” to other parts of the UK if the effect of granting Scotland more tax powers is examined “before it happens, not after”.

The Financial Times was more impressed and said the plans “deserve widespread political support”.

“Ideally,” said the paper, “it should be the foundation of a broad constitutional settlement covering all the United Kingdom.”

But the FT warned that idea would be “tatters” if there is a Yes vote.

In The Scottish Sun Andrew Nicoll said that “bizarrely” it is “the Tories who are now able to paint themselves as ‘the party of devolution’”.

After vague promises of additional devolved powers, the Scottish Conservatives finally put some “meat on the bone,” David Torrance claimed in The Scotsman.

He said the proposals put forward by Ms Davidson were “succinct and lucid” and provided a middle-way between the Liberal Democrats’ more “radical” plans and Scottish Labour’s more “cautious” approach.

In the same paper Peter Jones described the plans as “revolutionary” compared to recent Conservative thinking on devolution.

Over at The Herald, Professor Adam Tomkins, an advisor to the Commission, said the Conservatives are now in tune with what most Scots want: “a powerful Parliament for Scotland in a secure UK.”

Professor Tomkins said Lord Strathclyde’s report

Nicola Sturgeon, Deputy First Minister

David Cameron, Prime Minister

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Truth the casualty in hospital advert row■ The world famous Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children forced a pro-union group to withdraw an advert claiming Scots would no longer be treated there after independence.Vote No Borders produced

the advert which said Scots who required treatment at the hospital after a Yes vote would “have to join the long queue of foreigners”.But the hospital demanded

the advert was withdrawn.A spokeswoman for Great

Ormond Street Hospital for Children NHS Foundation Trust said they were not consulted about the advert and would not endorse any political campaign.She added: “We would like

to reassure Scottish families that we already have reciprocal healthcare agreements with numerous countries, and we regularly treat patients from across Europe because of our very specialist expertise.”The row came after Scotland’s

major cinema chains, including Odeon and Cineworld, all decided they would no longer screen referendum-related broadcasts due to the high number of complaints they were receiving about them.

1. Male model Chris John Millington has said he backs a Yes vote and claims independence would help fashion designers further develop their careers.

2. The Scottish Government has said carers would get an extra £575 per year under independence thanks to a rise of £11 a week in the carer’s allowance.

3. Actor David Hayman, best known for the film Hope and Glory and his role in hit TV show Trial and Retribution, has said Scots should vote Yes.

4. Lib Dem peer Lord David Steel has said there should be a UK constitutional convention to transfer more powers to Holyrood if there is a No vote.

5. The Scottish Government has rejected claims by Business for New Europe that entry to the EU could be delayed until the next decade if Scotland demands opt-outs the UK enjoys.

indyBRIEFS

No Scottish home for MEP ■ UKIP’s first ever Scottish MEP has said he will not move back to Scotland permanently until after the independence referendum.David Coburn told The

Big Issue that he is currently renting a flat in Edinburgh but has put plans to buy a property on hold until Scotland’s constitutional future is settled.He said he believes the

Scottish property market would “bomb” in the event of a Yes vote and that he fears being plunged into negative equity if he buys now.

Left-wing wonderland■ An independent Scotland should offer a four-day, 30-hour working week and expanded public services, The Common Weal project has said.Started by the Jimmy Reid

Foundation, the project’s 180-page vision for a post-independence Scotland said tax rises for high earners would also be necessary.Those earning more than

£150,000 would pay a 60p top rate.Deputy First Minister Nicola

Sturgeon the report shows “Scotland is ready for change”.

■ First Minister Alex Salmond may have described London as a “dark star of the economy, inexorably sucking in resources, people and energy” but he appears to have warmed to the capital.

Writing in the London Evening Standard, Mr Salmond said after independence Scotland will “work closely with London, for example in areas like financial services in which we both have huge expertise”.

And he said independence

London not such a dark star after all

is necessary to protect the rest of the UK from the economic “pull of London”.

He said Scotland would act as an “economic counterweight” to the capital and that independence would “rebalance” the economy right across the UK.

Mr Salmond also told readers Scottish independence could inspire the rest of the UK.

He said: “A vote for independence can see those same conversations start across the UK, including London, providing the opportunity for democratic renewal.”

POLiTiCS

“We Scots want to share the benefits of oil throughout the UK and the UK wants to share the wealth of London with us Scots.”

“In modern Scotland we should aspire to be a beacon of hope, diversity and humanity.”

“We are fighting a battle against obesity in Scotland, and we know that if children eat unhealthily in their teenage years it’s a habit that can be hard to break.”

Johann Lamont, Scottish Labour leader

Alex Salmond, First Minister

Michael Matheson, Public Health Minister

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SEVEN QUESTIONS YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK

Control tweaks –why are the police closing Scottish 999-call centres?

1. Firstly, which control rooms are they closing?Dumfries has already closed and will be followed over the next 19 months by Stirling, Glenrothes, Glasgow Pitt Street and Aberdeen.According to The Herald, Glasgow Pitt Street’s

functions will be transferred to Glasgow Govan and Motherwell, Stirling and Glenrothes to Bilston Glen in Midlothian, and Aberdeen to Dundee. Dumfries’s work has been transferred to Govan and Motherwell.

2. How many jobs are at risk?About 300, though voluntary redundancies, transfers and early retirement will reduce that.In Dumfries, the BBC reported that 20 staff had

either taken voluntary redundancy or found jobs elsewhere. Efforts were continuing to find posts for 14 others.

3. What will that leave?Four control rooms will be left to handle all 999 calls and major incidents in Scotland. These are the above named Glasgow Govan, Motherwell, Dundee and Bilston Glen. A support control room in Inverness will cover the Highlands.Dundee won’t take 101 non-emergency calls,

The Herald reported, meaning all non-essential calls will be channelled to the central belt.The cuts will leave an estimated 800 people

working in control rooms.

4. What’s the point of this? Is it just money saving as usual?Pretty much (up to £74 million over the next decade), though top brass put a more positive spin on it. According to Chief Superintendent Val Thomson, the officer in charge, moving to fewer, larger centres will “enhance our capability to respond to day-to-day incidents as well as complex and large-scale emergencies”.She said the remaining centres would

have better technology, providing faster ways to share information and identify a caller’s needs, be that a beat officer, firearms officer or specialist detective.

5. How has it all gone down then?In the traditional manner: badly. South Scotland MSP Claudia Beamish has spoken of her disappointment, telling The Galloway Gazette: “Once again, we are looking at the loss of skilled jobs in the region and the latest shift to more centralised policing.”North East MSP Alison McInnes also criticised

the move, telling the Montrose Review: “From Aberdeen and Montrose to Durness and Portree, decades of local policing is being replaced by a one-size-fits-all faceless organisation.”On the union front, Unison regional organiser

Gerry Crawley said on BBC News that the Dumfries closure was a “sad day” and “a blow for the Dumfries community”.

6. Who staffs control rooms?In the past it was mainly civilian staff but, according to Unison, under the new arrangements half the workforce will be police officers. The union has told The Herald it found this

“unacceptable”, particularly given that costs of employing a police officer are greater than those for a civilian employee.Civilian workers have borne the brunt of cuts

involved in creating a single police force for Scotland.

7. What’s with all this centralisation?Efficiency, in both its financial and practical senses, is the reason given. On the wider front, beyond the control rooms, replacing eight area forces with a singular Police Scotland is supposed to save £1.1 billion by 2016, mainly by stopping duplication of tasks.However, Alison McInnes, speaking as Lib

Dem justice spokeswomen, has accused the SNP Government of having an “obsession with power-grabbing centralisation”. Chief Constable Sir Stephen House has said

the SNP was originally opposed to the idea, while the SNP themselves say the supposed centralisation has put 1,000 new bobbies on the beat. Or in the control room.

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999Introduced in 1937,

it’s the world’s oldest emergency call service.

101The new number for calls that

are urgent but not emergencies.

15,000Number of 101 calls

unanswered in four months after its launch.

47Percentage of non-emergency

calls made on 101.

10Seconds target time for

answering 999 calls.

40Seconds target time for

answering 101 calls.

520,000Calls made to 999 in one year in

Scotland (1.8 million to 101).

SEVEN BY SEVEN

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GLASGOW & WEST

Skye switch for Inbetweeners companyThe independent film and television production company which made the hit Channel 4 series The Inbetweeners (right) has moved its operations from London to Skye.Chris Young, who owns Young Films, has lived on the island

since the 1990s. The company is now based at Fas, the centre for creative and cultural industries at Gaelic college Sabhal Mor Ostaig in Sleat.Its latest project, Gaelic crime drama Bannan, will be premiered

at the Edinburgh Film Festival and broadcast on BBC Alba.

HIGHLANDS & ISLANDSDeep snow not enoughScotland’s ski resorts had deeper snow than some Alpine resorts over winter – but fewer skiing days than the previous year.Ski-Scotland said there were

235,303 skiing days in 2013/14, which generated £23.7 million for the economy.

Travel scam shameA 26-year-old mother-of-two was sentenced to 200 hours of community service after taking £16,000 for flights and holidays that were never booked.Amanda Stewart claimed she

could book cheap trips for family and friends because of her job with Barrhead Travel.However, she was a

marketing assistant with the firm and not allowed to book holidays for people she knew.At Paisley Sheriff Court,

Stewart admitted defrauding 11 people over an 11-month period.The court heard she had not

profited from the fraud and she was sentenced to 200 hours of community service. She has been fired by Barrhead Travel.

Kids to spy on legal highs?A Glasgow councillor has said “spy kids” should be used to make sure children are not being sold legal highs.Councillor David McDonald

has said the children should be used to target retailers who are selling legal highs to children.Police already use a similar

system to check shops are not selling alcohol to children under the legal drinking age.Mr McDonald said that

although the drugs may not technically be illegal, they can still be highly dangerous.But he said “civil penalties

legislation” could be used to crack down on the sale of legal highs. He said there should be “tighter controls” on shops selling legal highs.

Borders Council’s Tapestry bidScottish Borders Council is bidding to become the permanent home of the Great Tapestry of Scotland.Designed by author Alexander McCall Smith and Borders

historian Alistair Moffat, the tapestry charts Scotland’s history over 160 panels. It took 1,000 volunteers more than 50,000 hours to complete the tapestry. It has been on tour around Scotland but Borders Council hopes to be allowed to give it a permanent home in a purpose-built £5 million building.

Art theft easily fixedPolice investigating the theft of a mural from a Dumfries park discovered it had actually been removed for restoration work.It was thought the mural, which

is 2.4 metres by 1.2 million in size, had been stolen from Castledykes Park last month.

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3The artwork depicts a knight

on a white horse in battle at Caerlaverock Castle.Initial reports suggested it had

been stolen but police later confirmed the theft had been a “false alarm”.The mural, from the entrance to

the park, will be returned soon.

Games security pledgeOrganisers of this year’s Commonwealth Games have said there will be “unprecedented” levels of security at this year’s event to protect spectators and athletes.Police Scotland Deputy Chief

Constable Steve Allen said planning for the competition has been going on for the past seven years.

AROUND SCOTLAND

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Calls to rededicate Kitchener memorialAs the centenary of the outbreak of World War One approaches, there have been calls to rededicate the memorial to Lord Kitchener at Marwick Head on Orkney.Lord Kitchener was one of the key figures in the First World

War. He was sailing to Russian from Orkney to negotiate with the

Tsar when HMS Hampshire struck a mine and sank with the loss of almost on board.Now there are calls to rededicate the memorial to include the

649 people who lost their lives alongside Lord Kitchener.Neil Kermode – from The Kitchener Memorial Project – said

locals believe it is time “we drew back in the minor characters who have been lost from history”.

Explosive store near parkAberdeen city councillors have given the go ahead to plans for an explosives store near a city park.The six-building complex

at Hillhead of Clinterty has been approved, subject to consultation with the Health and Safety Executive.It would be used to store

explosives such as perforating guns used in the offshore industry. Critics claim it is too near Elrick Country Park.

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Suicide pact shockThe death of two elderly brothers at an Edinburgh house was a double suicide, police said.John and Robert

McIlwain, aged 71 and 73, were reportedly discovered by police with gunshot wounds to the stomach lying on top of a firearm at their home in Lockerby Cottages, Gracemount.Police received a

call from one of the brothers, who had warned he was going to kill himself.Both men had

suffered ill health.

Tram saga may only just be beginningThere have been fresh calls for a public inquiry into the Edinburgh trams debacle.Although the trams (below right) are now up and running, the project

was originally supposed to cost just £375 million but this eventually ballooned to £776 million, despite the project being drastically scaled back.Trams were supposed to start running in 2011 but they only began taking

passengers last weekend.First Minister Alex Salmond promised a full public inquiry once the tram

system was completed and the Scottish Government has said they will meet Edinburgh City Council to discuss and inquiry. But a spokesman warned its scope could be limited because of legal action being considered by the council against some of their legal advisors.

End of exclusions at high schoolEdinburgh’s Craigroyston High School has scrapped exclusions as a punishment for unruly pupils.Pupils who consistently misbehave will

be taken out of mainstream classes and sent to a dedicated unit within the school. Similar units set in some Fife schools

have helped raise attainment levels.

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TAYSIDE & CENTRALPC awarded £4,000 over wrongful arrest in ice cream fracasPolice Scotland chief constable Sir Stephen House has been ordered to pay a Tayside PC £4,000 in compensation.PC Gwen Louden (below) sued the police after being arrested on

suspicion of perverting the course of justice.Ms Louden fell under suspicion over comments she made to a

woman alleged to have a man by throwing a McFlurry ice cream over him in 2010. The woman told police she had lied because she had been instructed to by Ms Louden, who denied the allegation.Ms Louden was arrested and

detained which left her “belittled and grossly humiliated”.Sheriff Kevin Veal said her arrest

was “unjustified, unnecessary and unlawful”.

Renewables up in smoke?Electricity giant Scottish and Southern Energy has confirmed plans to create a renewables hub in Dundee have been put on the back burner.The company signed

a Memorandum of Understanding, brokered by the Scottish Government three years ago with Forth Ports, Dundee City Council and Scottish Enterprise that was supposed to bring hundreds of renewable energy jobs to the city. None have arrived.The company has

confirmed it may withdraw from the agreement when it ends this year.

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Killer examsA Manchester schoolgirl has been warned studying for her AS-levels could kill her.Jennifer Lloyd suffers

from Addison’s disease.Instead of producing

adrenaline when stressed, her body begins to shut down vital organs.Diagnosed 10

years ago, she was hospitalised sitting her GCSEs last year.

Yarm votes for Yorkshire over TeesideVoters in a small Teeside hamlet have said they would rather be under the control of Yorkshire. Nearly 90%

of voters who took part in a poll said they want the village to transfer to Hambleton Council in Yorkshire from Stockton Council in Teeside.

Bin cleaner’s wheelie big winA Nottinghamshire wheelie bin cleaner won more than £1.3 million on a bet after he staked £2 and predicted the winners of six races.

Thirty-nine-year-old Craig Brazier from Mansfield placed the bet after realising he had £2 left over after buying fish bait.

He said he intends to continue working but wants to buy a larger home and take his family to Disney World.

Custard cocktailA cocktail made from one of Birmingham’s most famous products – Bird’s Custard – has won a top award.Barman Robert Wood’s

cocktail, called Robert’s Local Legend, won best Birmingham Cocktail in a competition sponsored by Langley’s Gin.The £9 drink contains

honey, toffee and gin in addition to custard.Wood, said the drink

took him three weeks to perfect.

Underground’s new heightsThe number of passengers using the London Tube has reached a record high.London Underground said

1.265 billion people used the Tube in 2013/14, an average of 3.5 million passengers per day.Passenger numbers have

increased by a third over the past decade and watchdog London TravelWatch said overcrowding is now a big concern for commuters.

Congestion charge risesThe central London congestion charge is to rise to £11.50 on June 16, up from £10.It is the first increase since

2011. The charge was just £5 when first introduced in 2003.But the Federation of Small

businesses say two-thirds of their members oppose the rise and said the scheme is not deterring people from bringing their cars into London as congestion is back at pre-2003 levels.

Sued over loose helmetA West Country hunt is being sued for £200,000 after a former employee claims they were disabled in an accident because they had been given an ill-fitting helmet.Former first whip kennel

huntsman Edwin Bailey suffered brain injuries after being thrown from his “spooked” horse in 2009.

Concern over prejudice admissionA survey has found that the Welsh are more racially prejudiced than people in other parts of the UK. The British Social Attitudes survey found 34%

of Welsh people admitted to some degree of prejudice compared to 25% nationally.Communities minister Jeff Cuthbert

described the findings as “concerning”.

Policing NATO summit dwarfs OlympicsThe man in charge of security at September’s NATO summit in Newport has said it will be a bigger operation than the London Olympics.Assistant Chief Constable Chris Armitt said

the protection needed for delegates such as President Obama was “unprecedented”.The summit will take place at Celtic

Manor. Protests are being planned.

Robinson’s Islam apologyFirst Minister Peter Robinson (below) has apologised for offending Muslims.He had said comments he

made to a newspaper about how he would not trust devotees of Sharia law had been “misinterpreted”.

First for mayorThe new Lord Mayor of Belfast will be the city’s first female nationalist to hold the position.Two other women

have held the title of first citizen, but Nichola Mallen will be the first from a nationalist party to take office.Ms Mallen said

she was “deeply honoured” by her appointment. Her term of office lasts one year.

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Was Burns the bipolar Bard?Poet may have suffered mental disorder, claim researchers■ Scotland’s national bard Rabbie Burns could have been suffering from a mental disorder, according to a team of researchers.The Scotsman reported that scientific and literary experts

at Glasgow University have concluded that Burns’ famously tempestuous personality, high levels of creativity and complicated love life may suggest that he suffered from bipolar disorder.The 18th century poet’s life was punctuated by periods of

depression and heavy drinking, between which he had intensively creative periods in which he produced work such as Tam O’Shanter, Auld Lang Syne and The Cotter’s Saturday Night.Dr Daniel Smith, from the University’s Institute of Health and

Wellbeing, said: “Although it is difficult to prove conclusively it is possible that his life history and his prodigious literary outputs may have been influenced by a recurrent disorder of mood such as bipolar disorder.”

Cliohna flying high■ A teenager from Moray who lost her sight to cancer less than six months ago has flown a plane for the first time, reported The Herald’s Claire Elliot. Doctors believed 16-year-old

Cliohna Thomson was going blind due to type-1 diabetes but was given the shocking news just days later that it was leukaemia which was robbing her of her sight.After five months “battling for

life”, the teenager has now won her cancer fight and is planning a sponsored skydive to raise money for the charity that helped her through her ordeal.Despite being blind in one

eye and having limited vision in the other, Cliohna took the controls of a two-seater plane at RAF Kinloss thanks to the Douglas Bader Foundation.

■ The German authorities at in the Colditz thought Captain Julius Green was just a captured military dentist treating his fellow PoWs. But, as The Courier reported, Green,

a prisoner at the notorious Colditz PoW camp, was a spy sending coded messages to Allied Intelligence in the form of seemingly innocent letters home to his family in Dunfermline.Green’s coded letters, as well as

papers, photographs and other effects, are to be sold at auction at Bonhams on June 18, and are expected to fetch up to £6,000.

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Shout about Glasgow■ Lulu is to headline a musical event at Glasgow Green to coincide with the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games.

Others acts lined up for the July 23 event include Eddi Reader, Rab Noakes and James Grant.

Colditz dentist was a secret spyLetters home to Dunfermline held coded messages that played vital role in the Allied war effort

As a dentist, he was in an especially good position to carry out espionage work as he spent much of his time travelling from camp to camp.As a Jewish PoW in Nazi

hands, he faced being shot if his secret work was discovered.Green, who was brought

up in Killarney, Ireland, was captured with his brigade at St Valery in June 1941 and spent the remainder of the war in a variety of camps.At Camp Ilag VII he was

taught the code used to communicate with M19, the War Office department aiding resistance fighters.

Mackie mourned■ Ice cream tycoon Maitland Mackie has died, just three months after being diagnosed with a brain tumour.

The 76-year-old businessman turned Mackie’s of Scotland into a household name.

Kirsty surfed a wave■ Kirsty Wark said she “rode the wave of positive feeling towards women” early in her career.

The presenter claimed she has never been on the receiving end of sexism, and had only been bullied at work by a woman.

Wullie and his pals avoided trouble after pinging PC Murdoch with a pea shooter. But they owned up when Primrose looked like carrying the can...and answered to her instead!

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War legacy must be a better future

UKIP voters may be anywhere

Rankin deserves top ranking

HAUD YER WHEESHT!

■ Famously, the only part of Scotland Elvis Presley set foot on was Prestwick Airport.

But a dental crown worn by the king of rock ‘n’ roll spent a few hours on a whistle-stop tour of Dundee after being mistakenly couriered to the City of Discovery.

The King’s crown is on a tour of the UK with dozens of dentists hosting an “Elvis Day” in order to raise awareness of mouth cancer.

It was supposed to arrive at Bracknell’s Appeldore Clinic last week but FedEx mistakenly delivered the crown to Dundee

instead. Fortunately, FedEx were able to trace the package and ensure the Elvis cap was soon on the way to its proper destination.

Dr Teresa Day, from the Appledore Clinic, said: “It was supposed to arrive before 10am with a load of memorabilia, including costumes and a lock of Elvis’ hair, but instead we got a small package containing dentistry equipment meant for a clinic on the Isle of Wight.”

Elvis landed at Prestwick in 1960.

■ In a week that marked the 70th anniversary of the D-Day landings (above), Scotland on Sunday’s Andrew Wilson said we owe it to those who laid down their lives in earlier conflicts to build the best future we can.Wilson said his generation

“will be the last to experience the oral history” of the Second World War and that “it is hugely important that the depth and weight of the shared sacrifice and agonies felt is respected properly”.This, he said, means

politicians who hope to use the commemorations to score political points in the run-up to the independence referendum will do their own cause more harm than good.

■ A recent poll found Ian Rankin was Scotland’s favourite writer, ahead of such luminaries as Robert Louis Stevenson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Iain Banks and, trailing in fifth place, Robert Burns.This may have caused a few

“pursed lips” in Scotland’s “more rarefied circles”, said John MacLeod in the Scottish Daily Mail, but it is a deserved accolade.Comparing Rankin to

best-selling authors such as purveyor of “dark-art-of-the-Vatican piffle” Dan Brown, MacLeod said Rankin is a “good writer” with “a gift for phrases that stick uncomfortably in the mind”.He also praised Rankin’s

willingness to tackle social issues something, he said, alien to “Edinburgh’s other one-man book factory,” Alexander McCall Smith.MacLeod said there is debate

over whether Rankin’s books are great literature but there is no doubting their “commercial success”.He said complaints about

Rankin reminded him of an exchange on Twitter when someone described James Blunt has having “no talent”. Blunt responded: “...and no mortgage.”

■ The election of a UKIP MEP in Scotland was a traumatic experience for The Scotsman’s Joyce McMillan.She said “Scotland’s lapse of

judgement” left her “peering suspiciously” at others in a hospital waiting room.She said First Minister Alex

Salmond deserved praise for saying he wants to see a “modest” increase in immigration but she warned UKIP’s rising popularity could hamper the campaign for independence. She said their success “damages, however slightly, the hopeful vision of Scotland as a progressive country” which is driving the Yes campaign.The No campaign, she

predicts, will begin to play on fears over immigration but McMillan was equally worried that UKIP’s success may lead to renewed effort from Labour activists. She believes the prospect of Labour success at the next general election could make it harder to secure a Yes vote. McMillan said a No vote

would be a “tragedy”, concluding UKIP’s purpose “is to divide ordinary people against one another, and to distract them from uniting in a common progressive cause”.

He said people from all nations involved in the two world wars should remember that many gave their lives “so that we might enjoy the relative era of peace and harmony that we do today”.He said it may become “all

too easy” to take these hard won freedoms for granted.For Wilson, it is important

that we all make a “personal memorial by living as good a life as we can”.And, he said he hoped that

in a century’s time people will continue to commemorate the sacrifices made during the two global conflicts.Wilson said that while it is

impossible to imagine what the world will look like then “we must hope it is a far gentle place than the trenches of the Somme then, or the streets of our towns on which our homeless sleep today”.Wilson concluded that it is a

“blessing” his generation has not been called upon to make the same sacrifices those before him did. But that, he told readers, does not absolve them of their responsibilities towards the future.

BEST OF SCOTTISH COMMENT

John MacLeodScottish Daily Mail

Andrew WilsonScotland on Sunday

Joyce McMillanThe Scotsman

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A change is gonna come

Lies, damned lies and statistics

A matter of life and death

HAUD YER WHEESHT!

■ A shocking image appearing to show the aftermath of an ‘axe murder’ on Google Street View sparked a police investigation.

Fear not though, as it turned out to be a pair of mischievous mechanics playing a prank.

Officers were relieved to discover that Dan Thomson (56) and Gary Kerr (31) had staged the fake homicide as a joke when Google’s camera car – which captures panoramic views of streets – passed by their garage on Giles Street in Edinburgh.

Garage boss Dan was the mastermind.“We just thought we had to do something,”

he said.“This opportunity wasn’t coming around

very often so Gary grabbed a pick axe handle and we ran out into the street.”

The Independent suggested it is not the only time scenes captured by Google have caused concern.

The paper also noted that several couples have also “ahem, ‘performed’, for Street View cameras around the world”.

■ Conflicting claims about the cost of Scottish independence left no winners, only losers, Jonathan Guthrie said in The Financial Times’ Lombard column.Describing the rival press

conferences as the “Edinburgh Festival of Bad Statistics”, he said First Minister Alex Salmond made “balloon sculptures with inflated output figures” which were then deflated by chief secretary to the Treasury Danny Alexander.Both men, according

to Guthrie, “diminished themselves” by engaging in what he called “reverse empiricism”, where they “derived numbers from their opinions”. He concluded that

Scotland would survive as an independent nation and would probably raise taxes to pay for greater welfare spending. While this is fine for multinationals, Guthrie said it may be more worrying for small business owners.Guthrie said both sides are

happy to “bewilder voters with bad stats” and, quoting Oor Wullie, said many will conclude there is only one reasonable response: “Tae pot wi’ both of ‘em.”

■ As the official campaign for September’s independence vote began, The Guardian’s Simon Jenkins said Scotland will win new freedoms whichever side wins the vote.Jenkins said the two “dodgy

dossiers” produced by Yes Scotland and Better Together on the supposed costs of independence gave false pictures of life after a Yes vote.The Scottish Government’s

paper, he said, promised “a golden age of wealth creation,” a country where “kilted children will dance joyously among the lochs and braes blessing the great leader, Alex Salmond, as liberator”.And he found the Treasury’s

analysis equally implausible, with its dire warnings that

the four “Horsemen of the Apocalypse” will descend on a Scotland where “old men will starve in the gutter and wee bairns erupt in boils”.The truth, said Jenkins,

is that the referendum is now “superfluous” given the additional powers being offered by the unionist parties and desire of the SNP to continue in a monetary union.He said “assuming”

Westminster politicians keep their promises, they are asking Scots to “reject an unreal independence” in favour of the “unreal union” now being offered.He said whatever the vote,

Scotland will become “semi-autonomous” but warned it will face a “decade of hell” as it moves into a “culture of austerity and self-sufficiency”.Grim as that sounds, Jenkins

said eventually Scotland “would sooner or later benefit” from being a smaller country, such as “dynamic” states in Scandinavia and the Baltics.He concluded that whatever

the result of the referendum Scotland is about to “embark on an exciting new era”.

■ Allegations that Qatar paid football officials in return for their support of the country’s World Cup bid have put football itself on trial, Glasgow MP Jim Murphy claimed.Murphy said if claims bribes

were paid are proved to be true then FIFA will have to strip the 2022 World Cup from Qatar.But he said there are also

deeper problems with the Qatari bid. He travelled to Doha as part of a team investigating the conditions migrant workers hired to construct the World Cup venues are being subjected to.What he saw was “a

disgrace” with workers alleging “abuse, exploitation and deception”.Some said they had not

been paid while others described “the conditions as inhuman”.“Proud workers,” Murphy

said, “shouldn’t have to die while building a world cup.”Murphy said football has a

“universal power to inspire people” across the globe but those who govern the sport now face accusations that they allowed its “noble and egalitarian sporting ideal” to become corrupted.

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Simon Jenkins The Guardian

Jonathan Guthrie The Financial Times

Jim Murphy The Guardian

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The 1D global empire in figures:

The ego and the 1D

Boyband One Direction land in Scotland after Peruvian high jinks

1. Who are One Direction?One Direction, or 1D for those who prefer the abbreviated immediacy of social media, are a pop band formed for the television talent show The X-Factor in 2010.All five members of the band – Niall

Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson – auditioned as solo artists but were placed into a band for the competition, finishing third.

2. Third? But they’re huge. Who won? Somebody called Matt Cardle (below, centre) who is allegedly hard at work on his third album.Second place went

to someone called Rebecca Ferguson (below right). Nope, we couldn’t remember her either.

3. How did they become so popular? It turns out teenage girls really like bands consisting of pretty teenage boys.

After The X-Factor, they were snapped up by Simon Cowell for his record label SyCo.Their debut single sold more than five

million copies worldwide and the group’s popularity has only grown since then.So far they have released three albums

and a concert video, all of which have sold in record-breaking numbers. In fact they became the first band to have their first three albums debut at number one in the US. One Direction are the most popular band

in the world right now and sold out Murrayfield this week.

4. Wow. So what do they sound like?

Pretty much pop by the numbers performed in a fairly non-threatening manner.

But it appears things may be taking a darker turn if a recent trip

to Peru is anything to go by.

5. What happened?Two members of the band, Zayn (left) and Louis (bottom left), filmed themselves sharing what used to be a known as

“jazz cigarette”.The Scottish Daily

Mail said such behaviour would “shock millions” of their

fans and later reported that some were taking to Twitter to express their desire to experiment with marijuana now they had seen two of the group smoking it.On the other hand, some fans were so

outraged at the behaviour of their idols they set fire to their concert tickets.

6. Was there really outrage?Many commentators, such as The Scottish Sun’s Shereen Nanjiani said there had been a massive over-reaction to the incident. She said that “while stupid” to film themselves, they were only doing the same as many other 20-somethings and she noted possession of marijuana is not even against the law in Peru.What she did find offensive, however,

was Louis using “a shortened version of the N-word” while speaking in a gangster patois in the video.

7. This is hardly the end of civilisation as we know it, is it?The Rolling Stones they are not.But there was controversy over the sale

of alcohol at their Murrayfield gig.

8. Were they drunk on stage?Don’t be absurd – poor Harry had a cold. There were fears that under-12s would not be allowed into the venue because alcohol was being sold. Luckily the whole thing passed off without any further outbreaks of rock ‘n’ roll behaviour, unless a cow holding up traffic counts.

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19.1mNumber of One Direction Twitter

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$1bnPredicted earnings for band in 2014

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The five requirements of cuteness■ Boffins at the University of St Andrews have discovered a scientific formula for cuteness, the Scottish Daily Mail reported.

Researchers asked 90 adults to rate the cuteness of 200 infants. Using software to identify consistent features in the cutest 20, they found the requirements were: chubby cheeks, a small chin, undersized nose, large eyes, and a rosy complexion.

The formula also applies to adult faces.Professor David Perrett, of the university’s

School of Psychology and Neuroscience, said: “Cuteness can evoke both emotions of pleasure and care in humans, so we were keen to discover exactly what makes a person cute.”

The vital research was commissioned to mark the launch of a range of greetings cards.

■ Garden design students inspired by NASA have created a biodome, which they say will let a legume “boldly go where no legume has gone before”.The astrogarden, designed

by seven undergraduates at Scotland’s Rural College, envisages a self-contained life support system using hi-tech gadgetry to cultivate crops without soil, Scotland on Sunday reported.Scientists believe the Moon

could support plants if air, water, light and fertiliser were provided.The designers chose peas,

cabbages, pumpkin, sweetcorn, beetroot and peppers as specimens that provide nutrients essential for human survival.Project leader Donald Ferguson

(left), who conceived the idea, said: “Men and women have long since gazed at the stars, but now we have ventured into space and are planning to take our vegetables with us.”

■ Seeing requires ears, according to a new study

reported in The Herald. University of Glasgow scientists found the visual cortex uses

information from the ears as well as the eyes when viewing the world. Professor Lars Muckli,

who led the study, said: “Sounds create

visual imagery, mental images, and automatic

projections.”

Nematodes fed with

a-ketoglutarate survived up to

70%longer than normal. The

diet supplement ingredient helps

cells extract energy from food, and scientists at the University of

California, Los Angeles,

hope their work will have implications for

humans.

■ A former Mum of the Year has backed a bid by researchers to secure funding to test cannabis for medical use on teenagers, children and even babies, The Sunday Post reported.

Dalkeith mother Ann Maxwell (51) believes medical marijuana could change the life of her 17-year-old son Muir and thousands like him who suffer from severe epilepsy.

Researchers from Edinburgh University and the city’s Royal Hospital for Sick Children have applied to test the oil extracted

from cannabis flowers on young people.

The paediatric neurologists aim to raise £250,000 for trials that would be the first of their kind in Britain. Similar work has already begun in the USA.

Mrs Maxwell, the 2013 Tesco Mum of the Year, played a key role in bringing together researchers on both sides of the Atlantic to get the trials going.

She said anecdotal evidence about marijuana’s benefit was “too strong” to ignore.

Self-help boost for cancer patients■ Specialists at Aberdeen University have developed new technology that allows skin cancer survivors in remote parts of Scotland to check for signs of the disease returning.The Scotsman

reported that the software guides out-patients through self-examinations and enables them to send images of skin abnormalities directly to experts.The Achieving Self-

directed Integrated Cancer Aftercare project involved collaboration between computer scientists and healthcare specialists.

Mum backs cannabis testingResearchers want to investigate medical use of marijuana on epilepsy

SPACE IS THE FINAL FRONTIER FOR VEGETABLES

BOFFINS

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best of the week

It seems to be the BBC have simply replaced one bad apple with another.

E. Campbell,GlasgowThe Scottish Sun

Great for Danes in Europe■ While talking to a work colleague who hails from Denmark, I was surprised to learn that they have 13 MEPs for a country with about the same population as Scotland while we only have six.Is the difference due to

their nation status as opposed to ours as a region of the UK allocated numbers from Westminster? Just wondering.

Robin Ian McEwan,EdinburghThe Scotsman

Forgotten hero of D-Day■ In the run-up to June 6, 1944, a Scottish meteorologist, Group Captain James Stagg, had been brought in to advise General Eisenhower on when to give the order to send thousands of waiting troops across the Channel in Operation Overlord.Eisenhower’s American

meteorologist considered that a ‘high’ over the Azores would be above the Channel on June 5 but Stagg disagreed citing storms in the North Atlantic.Typically for UK weather the

storm hit suddenly and Stagg was vindicated – but by taking

Hobson’s choice■ In the lead-up to our referendum, we Scots still have many unanswered questions.

The only answered one is why David Cameron agreed to this in the first place – to get rid of 40-plus Scottish Labour MPs in Westminster to clear his path to power in England.

Even if Salmond gets his Yes vote, he is still clinging to two millstones round Scottish necks: the Bank of England’s pound and signing us up to membership of the European Union.

The former still ties us to England, the City of London financial oligarchy and their bosses on Wall Street. The EU candle is flickering in the winds of change, and is a dangerous place for such a new bleating lamb.

Therefore our two fish, Salmon(d) and Sturgeon, it seems, have Hobson’s Choice of frying pan or fire.

Ronald Rankin,DalkeithScottish Daily Mail

very detailed readings he identified a ‘window’ on June 6.Had it not been for his

accurate forecasting, the operation would have gone ahead on June 5 and many vessels would have been lost before they even landed. Air cover would have been

impossible. This would have changed the outcome of the D-Day landings.

Ms A Lagden,LivingstonScottish Daily Mail

Trams must not stop here■ It is great to see the trams on Edinburgh’s streets, not just because it brings to an end the disruption to people and businesses but also because it opens a new chapter for the city in the first time in decades.However stopping here

would mean foregoing the real gains that should be the prize from the pain of recent years; increased property prices and transport options and far more flexibility to regenerate areas where development has stalledCities know that networks,

not single lines, are the answer. Just take a look at Dublin, which has kept going with its tram expansion despite the hige financial challenges faced by Ireland in recent years.

Nathan Goode,EdinburghThe Scotsman

Travellers are not the victims■ To describe travellers as an “ethnic group” is nonsense.There are very few, if any,

pure Romanies.Motorists may be required to

provide to the police a valid driving licence, certificate of insurance, proof of payment of road tax and MoT inspection. Parents are required by law to send their children to school and workers are required to surrender details of their earnings to the tender mercies of HMRC.Should the above measures

be applied to travellers, the immediate squeal is “discrimination”. It strikes me that it is the rest of us who are being discriminated against if these people are exempt from the rules which govern the rest of us. It seems they are also protected from charges of criminal damage, loitering and trespass.

Trevor J. Alcott,CrimondThe Press and Journal

Bad apples at the BBC■ I read that John Inverdale had allegedly been axed from the BBC’s Wimbledon coverage because of his sexist remarks about Marion Bartoli last year.It seems he will be replaced

by Clare Balding. Isn’t she the one who presented a prize to a young jockey and told him he could now get his teeth fixed?

■ Apart from the Treasury’s estimates of the costs of independence being wildly overstated, Danny Alexander claims that one of the advantages of the “Union dividend” is the UK’s “deep pockets”. These, he says enable the sharing of risk.

Sadly, those pockets have very big holes in them, to the extent of a UK national debt of £1.2 trillion and growing.

When it comes to sharing risk the question is this: Is it better for Scotland, with its trade surplus, its balanced budget and its wealth of natural resources to pool our wealth with (subsidise) a country on the brink of insolvency, or, like prosperous Norway, to conserve our wealth and invest it in a prosperous future for our own nation?

Only a yes vote will guarantee the latter.

Roy Pedersen, InvernessThe Press and Journal

■ While agreeing that Danny Alexander’s and the Scottish Government’s contrasting views on the implications of a yes vote bring more heat than light to the debate, we are inching closer to determining the economic costs of independence.

The Scottish Government’s newest forecast is that Scotland’s deficit in 2016/17 would be higher than the UK despite its inclusion of a reduced but still optimistic oil revenue forecast. Apparently we are to accept the Scottish Government’s assertions that productivity, employment and immigration could be increased to bridge the gap between income and public spending.

The weasel word here is “could”. What the Scottish public deserve is to see more of how this might be achieved.

Alan Ramage, EdinburghThe Herald

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Pars go plastic■ Dunfermline Athletic will tear up their grass pitch and replace it with an artificial surface for season 2015-16, the Press’s Ross Hart reported.Going plastic could cost £300,000,

but the football club believes significant revenue would be earned by hiring out the pitch for use by the community.

Karen ‘cock-a-hoop’■ A ‘cock-a-hoop’ Dunfermline mum-of-three has helped her basketball club to take a Lothian League and Cup double.Mum-of-three Karen Roberts (38) expressed

delight at the City of Edinburgh Basketball Club’s senior women – the ‘Kool Kats’ – winning the league for the first time.

‘Crush hour’ call■ Campaign group Fairness for Fife Commuters has called for more train carriages, particularly at ‘crush hour’ on the Edinburgh-Fife service.Inverkeithing

councillor Gavin Yates said matters would worsen “if nothing is done”. ScotRail said it had a finite supply of trains and had to balance travellers’ needs across Scotland.

E.coli outbreak■ An Indian restaurant in Dunfermline has been linked to 13 confirmed and eight suspected cases of bacterial disease E.coli.A spokesperson

for Khushi’s said the restaurant had always complied with stringent hygiene checks by health officials.Staff had worked

closely with the local environmental health office in resolving the matter.

Radiation warning■ New signs at Dalgety Bay will warn children of the dangers of digging in radioactive sand.Radiation

contaminated items surfaced at the beach after wartime planes

Edinburgh Evening News■ The capital’s pupils are bucking the country’s couch potato trend, after schools hit Scottish Government targets.

All but one city secondary school provided every S1-4 pupil with two periods of ‘quality’ PE per week. In primaries, 95% of pupils had two hours of PE weekly.

Evening Express ■ Firefighters rescued a nurse and her dog from a top-floor flat after a blaze took hold in a property below.

Four fire engines attended the scene, where Rachel Elder (23) struggled for breath at her window.

The fire began in an empty property on the ground floor of the flats in Old Aberdeen.

Evening Times■ Drugs are being smuggled to prisoners inside Kinder Surprise eggs thrown over the wall of Glasgow’s Barlinnie Prison.

Sources told the Times the deliveries were made during exercise periods when inmates were in the prison yard. The drugs are hidden in capsules that usually hold toys.

Greenock Telegraph ■ Gambling addicts have been invited to address Inverclyde school pupils about the dangers of betting machines.

SNP MSP Stuart McMillan’s initiative was welcomed by Inverclyde Council, which said it shared his concerns about fixed odds betting terminals. The special talks begin in August.

Evening Telegraph■ A Dundee woman made fraudulent benefits claims worth nearly £80,000, after failing to inform authorities she was living with a man.

Jacqueline Low (53) made the income support and housing benefit claims over an eight-year period. She admitted the fraud at Dundee Sheriff Court, where sentence was deferred for reports.

A taste of...Dunfermline Press

SPORT

were broken and dumped in the area more than 50 years ago. Area MP Gordon Brown has called for regular cancer checks and a clean-up.

‘Puffers’ hounded■ NHS Fife has employed a warden to stop smokers clogging up entrances and creating palls of smoke at Kirkcaldy’s Victoria Hospital.The warden will ask

smokers to stop and keep records of how many are caught. The

Scottish Government wants all hospital grounds smoke-free by early next year.

Duck’s faulty sat nav■ A mother duck and her four ducklings were found wandering about lost in the residential streets of Garvock Hill, Dunfermline.Local resident Arthur

Allan told the Press: “The mother duck must have left her map back in the nest.” An SSPCA officer later took the fluffy family to Lochgelly Loch.

Dead man billed for taxi■ A dead man has been sent a £25 bill for a taxi that took him home from hospital in his nightclothes in the middle of the night, shortly before he died.

Mrs Wendy Aitken, widow of former councillor Kenneth Graeme Aitken – who was blind – told the Press’s Gary Fitzpatrick: “It was dreadful the way my husband died. That should never have happened and then to get this letter addressed to him is unbelievable.”

In March, Mr Aitken (66) was rushed to the Victoria Hospital, Kirkcaldy, with chest pains. Four hours later, at around 4am, he was discharged with a packet of paracetemol.

After the taxi left him outside his house in Rosyth, Mrs Aitken found him clinging to a hedge and shouting for help. An ambulance returned him to hospital, where he died the next day.

NHS Fife said it deeply regretted sending the taxi bill and is investigating Mr Aitken’s treatment.

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■ Two dolphins in the Moray Firth got into World Cup mood by playing keepie-uppie with a jellyfish.

NEWS BLOGS

NEWS TWEETS #BBC

Moral authority over nukes underminedBy Dom ❘ Better Nation

The decision to award the franchise for the Caledonian Sleeper to Serco disappointed Dom on Better Nation. He said the SNP has gained much support for its stance on removing nuclear weapons from Scotland but said Serco also holds valuable contracts for the maintenance of the UK’s nuclear fleet. He said: “The link between a lucrative contract for the Caledonian Sleeper and Serco’s nuclear and defence work...makes the SNP hardline on public services and moral superiority look a little weaker.”

www.betternation.org

Sturgeon to lead 2016 campaignBy Paul Hutcheon ❘ Politics, Journalism, etc

Speculating on Alex Salmond’s future after the referendum, Paul Hutcheon said one Holyrood source claims Mr Salmond would resign immediately after a No vote, but that Nicola Sturgeon will lead the SNP into the 2016 Holyrood elections, whatever the result.

www.paulhutcheon.blogspot.co.uk

Scotland a plaything for the one per centBy Alex Bell ❘ Scottish Review

There is unlikely to be any meaningful land reform in Scotland, despite a new review recommending limits to how much one private landowner can own, wrote Alex Bell on Scottish Review. Bell, a former advisor to Alex Salmond, said “every community should be allowed to purchase nearby land for housing young families”. He said other countries limit the amount of land sold to foreigners and it is time for politicians to get serious about land reform as “it is the easiest way to signal the Scotland we could build”.

www.scottishreview.net

Narrow focus damaging Yes campaignBy Andy Maciver ❘ Wealthy Nation

The SNP used to be known as the Tartan Tories but Andy Maciver, a former spin doctor with the Scottish Conservatives, said the Yes campaign has missed a trick by not appealing to right-of-centre voters in the independence debate. He said the campaign “has been utterly dominated by narrow left-wing thinking” and by failing to “understand there is no such thing as a stereotypical nationalist” they have ignored many potential voters.

www.wealthynation.org

You will seriously regret if you don’t flick your way through #bbcbias tweets. The plot has been lost.

The best thing about #bbcbias protest is that they’re now upset that the BBC isn’t covering their protest.

If BBC refuse to report a protest of alleged bias by a national broadcaster in Scotland’s largest city, isn’t that bias? #bbcbias #indyref

■ Singer Susan Boyle certainly enjoyed the company in her role as chieftain at the West Lothian Highland Games.

■ Some of the members of the St Andrews Streakers practiced their start ahead of the Chariots of Fire 5k race.

■ Soldiers from the Royal Regiment of Scotland train on land at Dreghorn earmarked for a memorial to Scotland’s World War One heroes.

■ The first paying passengers waited patiently as Edinburgh’s trams went into service. The first trip went from the Gyle Shopping Centre.

VIEW POINTS: THE BEST OF THE REST

Rob Shorthouse @Bobbybungalow

Aric Gilinsky @AGilinsky

The Old School @Harrytheshadow

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Big Yin spins the yarnsAcademics at St Andrews University will star alongside Scots comedian Billy Connolly in an animated retelling of Scots fables.The Big Yin, most recently

seen in a programme exploring death, will read popular stories through a mobile app and on a TV show with Dr Ian Johnson and Dr Chris James from the Fife university.

good week

Bad week

GOSSIP OF THE WEEK

Council split Dumfries and Galloway Council was thrown into disarray after the SNP group quit the coaltion administration.

The SNP cited “serious concerns” over the location of a learning hub, although Labour claimed the SNP had “reneged” on its position on the issue”.

awards get hairyThe organiser of the Scottish Hair and Beauty Awards in Glasgow has quit her job after the evening descended into carnage.

Ruthanne Reid headbutted a guest at the Glasgow event.

Bamse’s braveryA Norwegian ship will dock at Montrose in July to mark the 70th anniversary of the death of Bamse, a Saint Bernard dog who saved the lives of two Norwegian sailors during World War One.

Bamse saved a young lieutenant commander who had been attacked by a man wielding a knife by pushing the assailant into the sea, and also dragged back to shore a sailor who had fallen overboard.

Tram takes flightMore than 40,000 tickets were sold over the opening weekend of the new tram route in Edinburgh.

Hansen set to swap punditry for the paso doble?Former Match of the Day analyst Alan Hansen is being lined up for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing, reported Sarah Deen in the Metro.The paper, which also linked

ex-Eastenders hard man Ross Kemp with the show, said Hansen’s “forthright views” might be “just the ticket” to get him on Strictly.

Friendship Laid in LeedsThe Independent’s Adam Jacques revealed an unlikely friendship between Scotland boss Gordon Strachan and Tim Booth, the lead singer of indie band James.The paper told how Strachan

invited Leeds fan Booth and his bandmates to a game when he was playing at Elland Road

– this after Booth left some signed copies of his album Laid for the team – and the pair struck up a rapport.“When I was having a lousy

time at Middlesbrough [in 2010], I drove away listening to James’s greatest hits,” Strachan said. “I got sacked on Monday,

but that night, I felt better.”

I sipped a Tennent’s... and I liked itUS singer Katy Perry liked the taste of Tennent’s Lager so much on her recent tour of Scotland that she ordered crates of it to be sent to her studios in Los Angeles.According to the Daily

Record, Tennent’s revealed they received a request for 10 cases to be sent to Liz Hudson, via Katy’s LA record label address in Hollywood.Katy’s real name is

Katherine Elizabeth Hudson.

■ Our word cloud amalgamates all the week’s news from the Scottish papers, with greatest prominence given to the most frequently used words.

“If you hate the BBC, clap your hands.” This wasn’t a protest against bias. It was bams out for a fight.

If you don’t think a bunch of government supporters trying to howl down the media is sinister s**t, then you’re an idiot. #bbcbias

BBC Scotland have sacked hard-working @BBCgaryR 2 save money while importing bigger names fm London. Ridiculous. Needs to be stopped.

BBC Scotland have ended Scotland at Ten, Newsweek, Headlines and Newsnicht in last couple of years. ditching gary Robertson fits Mo.

#BBCbias march... Funny yes but mainly just embarrassing. Roll on September to get this bloody neverendum over with!

Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall

Euan McColm @euanmccolm

Lesley Riddoch @LesleyRiddoch

Jonathan Mackie @MackieJonathan

Taylor James Scott @TaylorJamesScot

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First Saudi Arabia’s Arab News focused

on UK Armed Forces day, the main event of which will take place in Stirling on June 28.

The paper said that the annual event “had been established by the former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown in response to worries about

growing alienation between British military and civilian life in the wake of interventions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

“A Scot himself, Brown is campaigning for Scotland to remain part of the UK. If his fellow countrymen choose independence, the political establishments of England

and Scotland will face brain-cudgelling challenges – not least whether a sovereign Scotland is to make its own defence arrangements.

“With the United Kingdom Independence Party pressing hard for a referendum on British membership of the EU, the possibility looms that

■ When Brazil kick off the World Cup against Croatia on Thursday it should herald a month-long celebration of the beautiful game.Sadly, in this football-

obsessed little nation of ours, it will usher in a storm of petty, small-minded xenophobia directed towards the England team and the media south of the border.Yes, the England-hating

brigade will be in full cry, and pity help anybody who tries to stand in their way.Expect the usual stories about

“Anyone but England” T-shirts selling like hotcakes, and tartan hordes descending on sports shops like locusts to snap up strips of any of England’s opponents.In 1986 shops sold out of

replica Argentina tops before England’s infamous “Hand of God” clash with Diego Maradona’s Argentina.Did these people ever stop

to consider that they were supporting a nation we had been at war with just four years earlier, a war in which many Scottish servicemen lost their lives?Then there are those who say

they have nothing against the England team per se, it’s just that they can’t stand the media.Any hint of pro-English

bias from TV pundits will be

seized on by the blinkered brigade, who say that because Gary Lineker and Co are broadcasting to a national audience they should remain neutral.Are they serious? Do they

really think that TV football experts, many of whom played for England, should pretend they don’t want them to win just to satisfy the prejudices of a few chippy Scots?Speaking as a life-long

Scotland supporter, who was one of the thousands on the pitch at Wembley after the famous 1977 2-1 win, nothing makes me more ashamed of my countrymen than our small-minded, chip-on-the-shoulder attitude towards England.For the next month or so,

English fans living or working in Scotland will be well advised to watch the games at home. If they are brave, or foolhardy, enough to go to the pub they may find the atmosphere hostile and intimidating. And pity help them if they dare to wear an England top.We all have English friends

and colleagues, even family, with whom we get on perfectly well. So, just for once, why don’t we put away our out-dated prejudices and do the decent thing. Come On England!

O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us!

AS itheRS SEE US!

To a Louse ❘ Robert Burns

before long Scotland could be out of the UK and the UK out of Europe.

“The nomination of Stirling as the venue for the 2014 Armed Forces Day is plainly calculated in London to rekindle Scottish pride in belonging to the UK.”

The paper stated that the British, and Scottish people have always supported the armed forces.

“What has perhaps obscured popular fervor for the armed forces in recent years is the widespread belief that the British military interventions in Afghanistan and Iraq ought never to have taken place.”

SAUDI ARABIA

aye or ay ❘ eye ❘1. means yes.

Usage: “Aye, I’ll be there.”

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Time to back the Auld Enemy in Brazil?

Should we support the only home nation to qualify at the

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■ We tend not to mention him much these days but let’s take a second to remember Tim Henman.Remember Tiger Tim? That

tennis player from a time before Andy Murray? He was the physical

embodiment of the Home Counties, always the bridesmaid but never the bride at major championships.Well, like most Scots, I

rooted for young Mr Henman whenever he was on court.A gifted serve-and-volleyer

whose career just happened to coincide with two of the greatest grass court players of all time, that final hurdle was always just too high. But he never gave up, never complained, in public at least, that the demise of the seemingly invincible Pete Sampras was swiftly eclipsed by the emergence of the ludicrously gifted Roger Federer. Most memorably, he somehow won through to the semi-finals of the French Open, where no-one serves and volleys, the sort of freak run that speaks volumes about his guts.And that is why when it

comes to the World Cup England win so few friends north of the border. They, or perhaps

commentators, never consider

themselves the underdog and that simply makes them impossible to support. Obviously, as Scots we take

perverse pride in losing to supposedly lesser teams and occasionally embarrassing the big guns, so when England swagger into matches fully expecting to win our allegiance always switches to the team they are up against.As neutrals watching the

World Cup, are we really going to find ourselves drawn to a bland team made of millionaires which, let’s face it, already believes they have one foot in the second round or are we going to root for something a little more inspirational?Whether it is the unfettered

joy of Brazil in full flight or Andrea Pirlo creaking around the Italian midfield, there will be far more interesting stories at the World Cup.Watching a mediocre England

team reach the knock-out stages before getting dumped out of the competition by the first contender they meet is hardly going to set pulses racing in comparison.The expectations placed

on English players must be huge but a little more humility would certainly improve their standing in Scottish eyes. We may not support them, but we could respect them.

StooShie of the week

The Ottowa Citizen’s David Arminas said

a Yes vote in September’s referendum could also usher in a renaissance for Scotland’s Gaelic language.

Unlike in Quebec, he continued, language rights have not been central to the independence movement in Scotland.

However, although Gaelic has been in decline for half a century, and now has only 58,000 speakers, a reversal could be in the offing,

Thanks to the Scottish Parliament’s Gaelic Language Act 2005, Gaelic has “official recognition”. The act tasked

the Bòrd na Gàidhlig – Gaelic Language Board – with “securing the status of the Gaelic language as an official language of Scotland commanding equal respect to the English language”.

However, unlike in Canada, Government authorities are not bound legally to offer services in Gaelic or Scots.

Past UK census figures have shown a progressive loss of Gaelic speakers.

Between 1991 and 2001, the drop was 11% to 59,000. However, the 2011 census showed the decline had slowed to 1.2%.

That was grounds for

“guarded optimism”, said Toronto-born Robert Dunbar, chair of Celtic Languages at the University of Edinburgh.

“It amounts to a stop in the decline,” says Dunbar.

The South African star of new film Maleficent

adopted a Scottish accent because he wanted his character, a king, to sound as regal as possible.

US website contactmusic.com reported that Shartlo Copley, who plays King Stefan in the new movie, said: “Choosing the accent was the first and most important part of the character. I knew

I wanted him to be Scottish, sort of old world as the king.

“There’s a sound in the Scottish accent of real royalty and majesty where the guy from South London wouldn’t sound as good as the king!”

naw ❘ naw ❘1. means no or not.

Usage: “Naw, I can’t make it to the game.”

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STAGE

EXHIBITIONS

Whisky KissesPITLOCHRY FESTIVAL THEATRE

Until October 18

■ Having been worked on for the best part of a decade, musical Whisky Kisses launched the 2014 season at Pitlochry Festival Theatre. Set around a Speyside distillery, its owner is trying to find a way to save the business’ skin: perhaps selling off the last bottle of the beautifully named, ancient Glenigma is the last resort? But will the potential buyers stick to their hard-nosed guns or can they be swayed by the romance of both the drink and the people to leave well alone?

In The Herald, Neil Cooper was smitten: “In this rollicking musical play, the malt becomes a symbol both of the absurdities of global capitalism and of the life-force of a rural community struggling for economic survival.”

Allan Radcliffe in The Times welcomed the show being “comfortingly familiar in its story of city slickers losing their hearts and rethinking their values in rural Scotland”, but The Scotsman’s Joyce McMillan sounded a more cautionary note. “The show often seems confused about the message it’s trying to send, collapsing into an embarrassing parade of couthy Highland stereotypes one minute, then the next coming up with a song that sharply challenges kitsch-filled tourist images of the Highlands,” she wrote.

Nederlands Dans Theater 2 EDINBURGH FESTIVAL THEATRE

Run ended

■ On the only UK date for their current tour, Nederlands Dans Theater delivered a selection of pieces both old and new (from 2003’s Shutters Shut to last year’s Sara), with a soundtrack provided by works from Van Morrison and Philip Glass.

Blackout REVIEwED ASSEMBLY ROXY, EDINBURGH

At Cottiers, Glasgow to June 10

■ New Room Theatre have concocted a stark and powerful piece about alcoholism, performed by five actors including the work’s writer, Mark Jeary. The play is based on interviews with recovering

A Capital View CITY ART CENTRE, EDINBURGH

Until July 6

■ Edinburgh has been a focal point for artists to gather through the centuries, but what of art about the city itself? In A Capital View, we see painterly representations of Craigleith Quarry, Princes

Street and Arthur’s Seat, among others.

Duncan MacMillan in The Scotsman was hugely impressed, stating, “the diversity of the pictures here reflects a vivid sense of the city as a living organism, from gracious streets to clarty corners, from glittering assemblies to rumbustious street fairs”.

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alcoholics going from the happy times of first drinks to the hell-like journey of dependency and violence that it takes some people on. Jeary’s skill is tying together

these various tales into one whole work.For The Scotsman, Mark

Fisher wrote: “In place of conventional dramatic interaction, they keep the actors moving in tightly-choreographed patterns while maintaining the focus on the words. It makes for a lively, if sobering, evening.”At the All Edinburgh

Theatre website, Susan Lowes enthused: “The production leaves a feeling of hope: hope for a better life; hope that alcoholism does not inevitably mean a shorter or a wasted life.”

While admitting to being a longstanding fan of the company influential European dance group, The Scotsman’s Kelly Apter felt a little disappointed by the overall quality of this offering. She did admit that “the highlight was worth the ticket price on its own. Sol León and Paul Lightfoot’s Postscript is a 25-minute reminder of the power of great art. “Everything works – the

live music, the choreography, the design and the flawless execution of technically-demanding material.”Writing in The Herald, Mary

Brennan was certainly taken with everything on show here, but agreed that León and Lightfoot’s work was also “the icing on the cake, showcasing the tremendous poise, precision and technical aplomb of the company”.

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FILM

Venus In Fur (15)Starring: Emmanuelle Seigner, Mathieu Amalric

■ A new Roman Polanski movie was once the cause of much excitement within cineaste circles but these days, his films barely cause a ripple of intrigue. Still, this small-scale affair about an actress auditioning for a theatre

Maleficent (PG)Starring: Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley

■ It’s de rigueur these days for us to find out why archetypal fictional figures became the people we first encountered on screen (the various X-Men origins movies, the Wicked stage musical) and this is the thrust behind the less than magnificent Maleficent. Angelina Jolie brings some striking cheekbones to

the fore in playing the mean fairy from the Sleeping Beauty story with Elle Fanning as a girl cursed at birth by the malevolent Maleficent.Alistair Harkness in The

Scotsman concluded that “an ability to merge the fantastical with the dramatic is what’s missing”. Siobhan Synnot in Scotland on Sunday was also fulsome in her praise of its star presence: “this film is a beauty, but whenever Jolie is offscreen, it is also a snooze”.In The Herald, Alison Rowat

felt this film was quite the mixed bag: “The piece certainly looks magnificent; the pace is frustratingly sluggish to start with, though, leaving Jolie and Fanning to give the tale its oomph with their sparring. A nicely old-fashioned fairy tale, nevertheless.”

Average rating 5/10

director has its admirers. In The List, Emma Simmonds reckoned that “by expertly embellishing the theatrical, Polanski has made Venus In Fur thrillingly cinematic”.On the more negative side of

the equation, Alison Rowat at The Herald opined: “It would be easier to take the argument about female empowerment more seriously, however, if Seigner didn’t spend most of the movie in her skimpies.”Least impressed of them

all is The Scotsman’s Alistair Harkness: “Roman Polanski has a tendency to rub our faces in his dubious past and he does so again with this theatrical two-hander about the shifting power plays that erupt between an actress and a director.”

Average rating 6/10

Edge Of Tomorrow (12A) Starring: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Brendan Gleeson

■ Another summer and another sci-fi blockbuster starring Tom Cruise. Ho hum, you might think. But the critics are in raptures over Edge Of Tomorrow, in which Cruise plays a timid soldier trying to help protect Earth from seriously scary aliens. When he appears to die in battle, he awakens the day before his demise and on realising he’s trapped in a time loop, help arrives from a fellow warrior (Blunt) as they attempt to make ‘tomorrow’ a better day. In The Scotsman, Alistair Harkness wrote that “what could easily

have been another ‘game over’ message for originality in the multiplex is instead, quite unexpectedly, a sign of renewal”, while in The List, Matthew Turner believed that “the clever structure is augmented by some terrific editing work that credits the audience with the intelligence to keep track of the story through the repeated resets”.There’s much praise too for director Doug Liman. Alison Rowat

in The Herald wrote that “with a script that keeps the synapses firing on all cylinders, Liman’s picture has the edge over every other blockbuster currently on offer”, and for The Skinny, Josh Slater-Williams stated that “Liman handles his high concept conceit with some particularly dynamic visual touches, while Cruise and Blunt bring energy to their roles”.

Average rating 8/10

Moyna Flannigan: StareGALLERY OF MODERN ART, GLASGOW

Until November 2

■ Dunbar-based Flannigan’s contribution to Generation has the female figure at the centre with an un-portrait like series of paintings (right).

Jan Patience in The Herald concluded that, “this is a

small exhibition which packs a punch. I urge you to visit it and take some time to stand and Stare.”

ECA Degree ShowEDINBURGH COLLEGE OF ART

Run ended

■ This year’s ECA graduates get a thumbs-up with

Scotland on Sunday’s Duncan McMillan stating that: “Edinburgh College of Art and Edinburgh University have now been merged for several years. So far, reports from both sides are good.”

And in The Skinny, Kate Andrews noted that “you will appreciate the feat bravely faced by the graduating students at ECA”.

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Worth catching…A great Irish actor gets his hands dirty as a Dublin pathologist while Scotland celebrates a lunchtime theatrical experience. Plus, we enjoy a Fifer’s crime caper.

RADIO: 15 Minute Drama – DeadheadingRadio 4,Monday June 9, 10.45am

■ Fife crime writer Val McDermid turns to comedy as we learn of murder on an allotment starring Miriam Margolyes and Julie Hesmondhalgh. DCI Alma Blair and crime scene manager Jo Blake might be rivals on the job but there’s also an unspoken mutual admiration that might get in the way.

RADIO: Paper CutsRadio 2,Wednesday June 11, 10.30pm

■ Concluding the following night, this two-part interview has Kate Thornton chatting to Jennifer Saunders. The creator of Ab Fab discusses her childhood and meeting future husband Ade Edmondson and longstanding partner Dawn French on the early alternative comedy circuit.

Al GreenLet’s Stay Together

Donna SummerState Of Independence

Engelbert HumperdinckRelease Me

Fleetwood MacGo Your Own Way

Fern KinneyTogether We Are Beautiful

QueenI Want To Break Free

StrawbsPart Of The Union

McAlmont And ButlerYes

Jack JohnsonBetter Together

TV: QuirkeBBC1 ❘ Sundays 9pm

Louise White MornIng cAll

Bryan Burnett gET IT on

■ Do you welcome charges for plastic bags?

■ Has society become more racist?

■ How easy is it for disabled fans to watch sport?

■ Why are kids still eating ‘beyond the school gates’?

■ Are new mothers discharged from hospital too quickly?

BBc Scotland’s request show picked songs with a referendum feel in their titles

The following questions were asked on BBc Scotland’s weekday Morning call programme

■ Gabriel Byrne is one of our most popular actors (Miller’s Crossing and In Treatment anyone?) but has shown up in his fair share of not-great productions. The three-part Quirke, in which he plays a 1950s Dublin pathologist struggling with his difficult past and alcoholic present ends its mini-run here and unfortunately winds up on the wrong side of the balance sheet.

In The Sunday Herald, Damien Love is bemused as to why this drama hasn’t been better: “It’s not Byrne’s fault. He’s good to go, and glides through, even as the programme collapses under the weight of the stilted dialogue, claustrophobically unconvincing dress-up-box period reconstruction, sledgehammer music and sheer bad acting that surrounds him.” And for The List, Brian Donaldson was similarly scathing: “It takes quite an effort to make child trafficking and back-street abortions tedious television, but homburg hats off to the makers for achieving it.”

THIS WEEK

SCOTS on ThE Box

A Play, A Pie And A Pint: Scotland’s Theatre RevolutionBBC Two Scotland,Friday June 13, 10pm

■ Now 10 years young, A Play, A Pie And A Pint has triggered a quiet revolution in Scottish theatre. A rather delightful concept (a veggie option is available and you can have a glass of wine if you prefer), the man with this plan is producer David MacLennan. A longstanding pioneer of Scottish theatre via 7:84 and Wildcat, he ushered in this fresh idea through the doors of renovated former church Òran Mór in the West End of Glasgow (Edinburgh has now got a taste of the PPP action with shows at the Traverse Theatre).

As well as offering a chance for established writers to get their wares on daytime stages, A Play, A Pie And A Pint has been a godsend to aspiring dramaturgs and the phenomenal global outreach means that work premiered at Òran Mór have visited everywhere from Beirut to Bermuda and Newcastle to New York. Among the starry people paying tribute in this documentary to MacLennan and his project are Robbie Coltrane, David Hayman, Liz Lochhead and Bill Paterson.

■ GET IT On ❘ Weekdays at 6.10pm

■ MORnInG CAll ❘ Weekdays at 8.50am

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The best of this week’s books

LOOK OUT FOR...■ On June 14, actor Tam Dean Burn (right) will get on his bike as he crosses Scotland to read all 195 of Julia Donaldson’s books to children. Part of the Glasgow 2014 Cultural Programme, Burn will follow the Queen’s Baton Relay (QBR), finishing his heroic endeavour on August 3.

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RECOMMENDED

Eleanor Marxby Rachel Holmes

■ Karl Marx’s youngest daughter is the subject of this biography from cultural historian Rachel Holmes. Eleanor emerged from the long shadow cast by her father to carve out her own career as a passionate political activist and strident campaigner on social issues. She was also involved in the arts, producing the first English translation of “Madame Bovary”. But the relationships she enjoyed with men were not so successful.Jonathan Wright in The Sunday Herald implored us: “Please read

this book. It takes you to a time when hastily written pamphlets had an outside chance of changing the world; a time when the Reading Room of the British Museum was one of the hubs of the intellectual universe.” Writing in Scotland on Sunday, Lesley McDowell was warm in her praise of “this lively, informal and engaging account of the life of Marx’s youngest daughter”.

■ The Edward Snowden affair has shaken up our views of the spying game beyond recognition and Greenwald was the man on the ground following it from the start.Andrew Neather in Scotland

on Sunday wrote of No Place To Hide: “Greenwald is a former litigator, and it shows: there is no nuance or trace of humour in his writing. Everything is black and white: you either agree with him completely or you are an instrument of the surveillance state.”

■ Working on the basis that many people know the assassination of Franz Ferdinand sparked WW1, while less are aware of the full story surrounding that murder, Butcher has written a vital text. Mark Smith in The Herald wrote that “The Trigger” is an “elegant, horrifying and enlightening book; a book which is not only a good piece of detective work, it is the finest contribution so far this year to the rapidly expanding literature on the Great War”.

■ The genre of “new nature writing” continues apace with this book from Perthshire-based short story writer Cracknell.Subtitled “Ten Paths Trodden

In Memory”, it features walks along ancient footpaths, musing on her and others’ relationship with the surrounding landscape.Roger Cox, writing in Scotland

on Sunday, said that “Cracknell is at her most compelling when she moves beyond the premise of her latest adventure and starts creating a fresh narrative of her own”.

No Place To Hide

The Trigger Doubling Back

■ Beating off stiff competition from the likes of Robert Burns and Robert Louis Stevenson, Ian Rankin has been voted Scotland’s favourite author in a poll commissioned by Explore Learning in Scotland. The illustrious top five was completed by Arthur Conan Doyle and Iain Banks.

by Glenn Greenwald

by Tim Butcher

by Linda Cracknell

SCOTTISH BESTSELLERS

HARD BACK

pApER BACK

1. The Sex Lives Of Siamese Twinsby Irvine Welsh

2. Fighting Spiritby Fernando Ricksen with Vincent De Vries

3. The Last Refugeby Craig Robertson

4. Where Memories Go by Sally Magnusson

5. 50 People Who Screwed Up Scotlandby Allan Brown

6. The Legacy Of Elizabeth Pringleby Kirsty Wark

7. Hebridesby Peter May and David Wilson

8. Och Wheesht And Get Oan Wae Itby Lewis Dawson (editor)

9. The Great Tapestry Of Scotlandby Alistair Moffat and Andrew Crummy

10. Blue Thunderby Jeff Holmes

1. Extraordinary Peopleby Peter May

2. There Was A Wee Lassie Who Swallowed A Midgieby Rebecca Colby & Kate McLelland

3. Hour Of Darknessby Quintin Jardine

4. Saints Of The Shadow Bibleby Ian Rankin

5. The Blackhouseby Peter May

6. The Quarry by Iain Banks

7. The Chessmenby Peter May

8. The Bird That Did Not Singby Alex Gray

9. Gone Are The Leavesby Anne Donovan

10. Scottish Independence: Yes Or Noby Alan Cochrane & George Kerevan

■ Lists from Waterstones

A biography of the daughter of international socialism’s chief architect gets top Marx. Meanwhile spies, cops and an assassinated archduke all make the cut.

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Lia reveals the secrets behind her famous spanakopita, a simple traditional dish that can be eaten hot or cold, for breakfast or lunch, as a starter or a main!

Ingredients (8 portions)■ A bunch of spring onions

■ 200g feta cheese

■ Three eggs

■ 250g filo pastry

■ Olive oil

■ 750g fresh spinach

■ Salt & pepper

Method1. Preheat your oven to 180°C

2. Wilt the spinach in a pan. Drain in a colander and when cooled press out as much water as possible. Chop the spinach and put into a large mixing bowl.

3. Chop up the spring onions and add it to the spinach. Crumble up the feta cheese and then add to the mix. Crack the eggs into the mixture and stir everything together with a spoon until combined.

4. Brush a 9x13 pan with olive oil. Layer half the packet of filo pastry on top of the mixture, again brushing each layer with olive oil.

5. Roll up the edges tightly and brush the top lightly with olive oil.

6. Bake in the oven for about 35-45 minutes or until the top is golden brown. Cool for 10-15 minutes before cutting into eight portions.

7. Best enjoyed with a rocket salad and balsamic vinegar.

RECIPE of thE wEEkCHEF’S CORNER

Fish and shellfish provide fabulous variety and seasonality for Martin, writing in his column for The Courier. He loves cooking with produce that is so local, particularly when it’s so fresh.

Being based between the East Neuk and Angus he’s got plenty to choose from.

Sea trout is perfect just now, he says. It has lovely taste and texture, so needs very little “dressing up”.

One of his favourite recipes is sea trout with crushed fresh peas.

At this time of year, he tells us, wild salmon are firm and bursting with flavour.

Mussels are great at the moment and the aromatics of Thai cooking work particularly well with the catch.

foodies catered for at highland Show■ The Scotland Food & Drink Hall at this Year’s Royal Highland Show (June 19-22) will feature almost 100 companies, plus some of Scotland’s top chefs demonstrating their culinary skills.One of the main

attractions will be the Cookery Theatre, with a four-day rolling programme of more than 30 demonstrations by top chefs, including Roy Brett, Neil Forbes, Paul Wedgewood and David Haetzman.Royal Highland Show

manager, David Jackson, said: “Food and drink production is growing in importance year on year for Scotland and it is encouraging that we have more Scottish producers than ever before. As an event highlighting the whole chain from farm to retail counter, the Royal Highland is a unique food festival and an essential shop window for our great Scottish produce.”

heritage on department store’s menu■ John Lewis in Edinburgh will feature special heritage dishes created by Michelin-starred chef Tom Kitchin in its Place to Eat Restaurant to mark the store’s 150th anniversary.For one month until the

end of June, the store will

offer Sheep’s Heid Scotch Broth, Stargazy Fish Pie and Scottish Strawberry Fool.Cate Devine in The Herald

wrote that the three dishes created by the chef “draw on old menus and recipes found in the archives of the National Library of Scotland and date back to the 1860s, when John Lewis first opened its doors”.Tom Kitchin owns The

Kitchin and Castle Terrace restaurants and the Scran and Scallie gastro-pub in Edinburgh. Jane Bradley wrote in The Scotsman that the chef “also consulted a recipe book used by Beatrice Lewis – wife of the store’s founder, John Lewis – and has trained the store’s chefs on how to perfect his recipes”.Tom Kitchin told The

Herald: “Reworking old-fashioned ingredients gives people a little bit of comfort in these changing times, and creates a conversation round the table. The future of cooking definitely lies in the past.”

tea with a twist■ One Square in Edinburgh has combined two great afternoon classics to create its Bloom Gin Afternoon Tea, with a gin cocktail plus the usual sandwiches, scones, cakes and pastries wrote Scotland on Sunday.The new twist on a classic

afternoon tea is available from June 1 to August 31. www.onesquareedinburgh.co.uk

taStiESt FOOD & Drink

Martin HollisExec. Chef, Old Course Hotel, St Andrews

Spanakopitafrom Lia Baillie, head chef at Papii, hanover Street, Edinburgh

ChaNdON BRut NV aRgENtiNa (MaJEStiC)Changing perception of South American fizz

Most sparkling wines from Chile and Argentina have been disappointing compared to New Zealand, Australian or European fizz, wrote Rose Murray Brown in The Scotsman.Moet Hennessy hopes to change that perception and Chandon

is “designed to appeal to both Prosecco drinkers looking for something different as well as those who buy cheaper Champagnes”. This “well-made full flavoured fizz” featured “a slight hint

of toasty richness with interesting gingerbread and liquorice undertones”.

WinE OF thE WEEK

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With its eccentric, talkative management and a mish-mash of decor, “there’s the definite feeling we’ve accidentally wondered into someone’s living room”, wrote Ron Mackenna in The Herald.But the – decently-sized –

Korean dishes served up were enjoyable. The kimbap, Korean sushi, were sweet, crunchy and moreish. The seafood bulgogi was a good choice, but the speciality was the beef bulgogi which “sparkles with bold flavours”, with a yoghurt-like pineapple sauce.The quirky style of this

restaurant works well in Edinburgh.

Score: 24/30 The Herald

The latest in a string of glowing reviews for tennis champion Andy Murray’s hotel restaurant saw Joanna Blythman in the Sunday Herald describe it as “a glittering oasis in a dessert” of eating spots in and around Stirling.She was impressed with the

welcoming and enthusiastic young staff and decided The Chez Roux restaurant serves up “the hallmark Roux virtues” and a graceful leek terrine was “a glowing example of Roux savoir-faire”.Roast saddle of rabbit was

“101% rewarding to eat” and the warm diplomat pudding was better than the tarte au citron.

Score: 9/10 Sunday Herald

This delightful restaurant offers high-quality home cooking and a friendly welcome, wrote The Courier – despite its name, which comes from a local beauty spot which legend has it is home to a murderous Brownie.A starter of kiln-roasted, hot

smoked salmon risotto with a parmesan crisp was cooked perfectly and “I would have happily ordered it as a main course”. A main of beef was “pink inside and wonderfully tender, but with a bit of bite”.The passion fruit meringue

for dessert had “an inspired variety of textures” and the cheeseboard boasted a good selection.

Score: 38/50 The Courier

The US twist at this chain did not really work, but the service was “pandering and jolly”, wrote Gaby Soutar in The Scotsman.The US influence was

evident in starters such as bourbon-glazed belly bites.As steak is the speciality, she

chose a fillet wellington, but the “beefy parcel depreciated in quality from the inside out, with a beautiful rose-coloured piece of meat” followed by “gluey” sauce and “anaemic” pastry.The onion loaf was

“flavourless” but chips were good.Overall prices were “higher

than they need to be”.

Score:14/20 The Scotsman

Arisaig House,

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www.arisaighouse.co.uk

■ Since being taken over by Edinburgh sisters who spent their childhood holidays nearby, Airisaig House has undergone a complete transformation, while at the same time keeping up the grand old hotel’s reputation as one of the finest on the west coast.

The hotel, set “amid one of the best gardens on the west coast”, is nothing short of idyllic, wrote Richard Bath in Scotland on Sunday. While the house has been updated, the most obvious change is the ambience. “Informal and relaxed, it’s more like being in someone’s home.”

The food is local by necessity, with the nearest supermarket over an hour away, and the herbs, vegetables and most of the fruits are grown in the house’s walled garden.

The wild garlic soup was “excellent”, while the reviewer was “blown away” by the mousseline of scallops. Mains of salmon and monkfish in a mussel, lovage and whisky broth and seared venison with spicy beetroot and chive potato cake were also sourced from nearby hills and seas.

Score: 8/10 | Scotland on Sunday

THE BEST RESTAURANT REVIEWS

Kim’s Mini Meals 5 Buccleuch St,Edinburgh EH8 9JN

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Deil’s Cauldron27 Dundas St, ComriePH6 2LN

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n A stunning 16th century fortified house at Newtyle in Angus, some 10 miles from Dundee and 18 miles from Perth. Bannatyne House sits on the western edge of the village, which has a post office and newsagents, a grocer and butcher, and a primary

school. It is in an enviable rural location, surrounded by beautiful countryside, yet handy for most big Scottish cities. Bannatyne House was originally a simple three storey tower

house which could be defended against marauders. It was built during the first half of the 16th century by one John Bannatyne, who had acquired the lands of Kirkton of Newtyle which later became part of the Barony of Newtyle in Strathmore.

Bannatyne House, Newtyle, angus

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n This is a substantial family home offering spacious and flexible accommodation in a superb location. Extensive living space is combined with well-proportioned bedrooms, a lovely elevated garden, off-street parking as well as a double garage.

n The combination of the spacious accommodation, sought after location, remote controlled double garage and fantastic garden make this a very appealing proposition for families looking to move to the area.

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7/3 Darnell Road, Edinburgh

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24 Back Lane, Aberlady

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n This beautifully presented two bedroom first floor flat comprises a large entrance hall and all rooms off the hall. It also features a bright and spacious lounge with bay window providing adequate space for a dining table and six chairs.

n A stunning and immaculately presented two bedroom cottage in the heart of a very popular East Lothian village. The property has been maintained to a very high standard, has a beautiful rear garden and designated private parking space.

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A most attractive traditional home that has been upgraded to form a three bedroom property.

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This four bedroom property boasts breathtaking views of Ailsa Craig and the ‘Fourth Hole’ at Turnberry.

Lunan House Lunan BayThorntons

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This large former care home is set within extensive grounds, with a number of potential developments possible.

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Malmaison, DundeeJanet Christie ❘ Scotland on Sunday

■ The thing that sets this hotel apart from other boutique hotels is the friendly staff, wrote Janet Christie in Scotland on Sunday.Staff could not have been kinder after she

found her top floor room claustrophobic and was moved to a suite. Chock full of grand statement pieces and views of the rejuvenated waterfront, the hotel also delivered in the dining room, scoring “top marks for freshness, presentation and a skilful combination of flavours”.

Linden House, Stansted

“The Inspector” ❘ Daily Mail

■ Helpful staff directed “Mr and Mrs Cranky” to the Linden House Hotel after a sat nav failure and led them to a spotless if rather cluttered room with a huge bathroom. The hotel, which opened two years ago,

“has heart” and is more than an airport hotel. Although the evening meal did not impress with its “bland presentation”, there was a great buzz and a delicious breakfast the next morning.

Callao Salvaje, TenerifeSally McLean ❘ Daily Record

■ A sunny break was just what was needed to break up a Scottish winter for Sally McLean in the Daily Record.Tenerife fitted the bill and the small

resort of Callao Salvaje, a transfer time of about half-an-hour from Tenerife South Airport and seeming worlds away from the bright lights of Playa Las Americas. In reality, it is just a 20-minute scooter-ride from the island’s most popular resort but perfect for a relaxed getaway.

TRAVEL THE WORLD

TRAVEL SCOTLAND TRAVEL BRITAIN TRAVEL THE WORLD

Chris HighamThe Press and Journal

■ Prices in restaurants, bars and shops make this a cheap city break option, but there is more to the Hungarian capital, wrote Chris Higham in The Press and Journal.There are a bevy of spa baths

and tourists are welcome to join hundreds of Hungarians who flock to City Park to take the spa waters, “savouring the elegant neo-Baroque surroundings of Europe’s largest thermal baths”. The open-air baths are a great place to bask in the 32C spa water, while there are hot medicinal dips and saunas on offer, as well as the chance to play leisurely chess on giant floating boards.

TRAVEL NEWS

Budapest spa break, Hungary

The world-famous Gellert Hotel houses the “once grand, now slightly faded” Art Nouveau baths, which also offers hot baths and saunas, but “this time with a roof on”.Away from the spas, the

medieval Castle District is the place to go for unsurpassed city views as well as the imposing Royal Palace and the 700-year-old St Matthias Cathedral, while Heroes Square is the city’s most impressive, housing two major art galleries.“Every trip to Budapest should

include a visit to the opera,” and with state-subsidised opera houses offering good tickets for as little as £4, “you do not have to be an opera buff to enjoy the music”.

Chicago non-stopUnited Airlines has launched a nonstop service between Edinburgh and its Chicago hub, O’Hare International Airport. It is the first scheduled non-stop service between the two cities and will operate until October 6.

Jake Cefolia, United’s Vice

President Atlantic and Pacific Sales, was joined by Nicola Sturgeon MSP, Scotland’s Deputy First Minister and Cabinet Secretary for Infrastructure, Investment and Cities, and Gordon Dewar, Chief Executive of Edinburgh Airport, at a ceremony to inaugurate the first flight.

Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon said: “I’m

delighted to mark the launch of this direct service between Edinburgh and Chicago, a link that highlights the strong relationship between Scotland and the United States.

This service will provide real benefits to Scotland’s economy, encouraging more tourism, trade and investment by reducing the need for travellers to make connecting

flights via London or the continent”.

Close to the actionCox and Kings has created a range of holidays to destinations from popular film and television shows.

The Footsteps Collection takes in locations from Borgen, Wallander, Inspector Montalbano and The Godfather.

THE BEST TRAVEL WRITINg

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Weather round-up:Summer is supposed to be just around the corner, but the Met Office has warned that the UK is set to have a wet start to the season – with rain predicted over the next week or so at least.

Although the country enjoyed warm weather last weekend, forecasters say conditions will deteriorate and there will be little chance of prolonged sunshine.

Indeed, the Metro said the Met Office expected it to be “dull, dank and miserable” for a spell.

With that in mind, The Daily Telegraph’s Claire Duffin highlighted how the Duchess of Cambridge and Countess of Strathearn dressed appropriately during her recent visit to Scotland, wearing a “knee-length coral and red striped coat”.

“It appeared the Duchess may have had small lead weights sewn into the hem of her coat to stop it blowing up in the gusty conditions north of the border,” she also noted. Sound advice, it seems.

Gamble on bluebells■ Bluebells can be a great addition to the garden and look particularly good “planted amongst trees and allowed to spread into thick drifts,” said John Stoa in The Courier.But he warned the plant

“will want to spread well beyond their intended area”.He said not to compost

bulbs or seed heads as they will grow again.

Still much to admire with Dundee verdant works■ There are many tourist attractions in Dundee, the city once renowned for jam, jute and journalism.But it is a remnant from the jute mills that brought

The Herald’s Jenny Mollison to the city – its allotments (left).She said that as women were “more employable”

than men during the peak of the jute trade, as their smaller hands were more dextrous, men took up allotment gardening.She said she admired the “elaborate huts with all

manner of creature comforts” but said “growing for showing” is hugely important to the gardeners, particularly at the city’s annual Flower and Food Festival.

Summer combination to savour■ There are some things in life that work perfectly together, the Daily Record said.In terms of garden flowers, they said clematis and

rose are as successful a combination as “strawberries and cream, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding and gin and tonic”.The paper said clematis “can cling gently” to other

plants but will “not strangle a rose”.

the GarDen expertS NATURE’S BEST

OOT AND ABOOT!

Weather

■ A swarm of 30,000 honey bees descended on an Inverness street, forcing terrified residents to flee indoors.

Resident Leanne Sharp of Duke’s View said he heard a loud buzzing noise but did not realise what was happening until she saw a “black cloud” of bees in front of her house.

“It was like a whirlwind of bees coming up the street,” she said.

Police were called to the quiet cul-de-sac and they drafted in Bryce Reynard from the Inverness-shire Beekeepers’ Association who managed to capture the queen bee and, over the course of three trips, the bulk of the swarm.

The bees have been rehomed at the Scottish School of Forestry.

The Press and Journal’s Jamie McKenzie told readers “spells of warm weather are ideal triggers for honey bee colonies to start swarming”. He said they occur when a queen bee leaves an overcrowded colony to establish a new one.

As queens are poorer fliers than worker bees they often have to rest, which can cause swarms to descend on populated areas and cause “mayhem”.

Wettest – Port Ellen 11mm

Warmest – Lossiemouth 20.7C (69.3F)

Sunniest – Aberdeen 11.6hrs

Coldest – Cairngorm Mountains -0.6C (30.9F)

THE BEST OF THE gREAT OUTdOORS

holiday adventure time■ With the summer holidays fast approaching, The Scotsman’s Catriona Thomson offered plenty of advice on some thrilling outdoor activities the whole family can take part in over the next few weeks.She said phrases like

“cotton wool generation” have been coined to describe children who spend their time indoors playing video games or watching television rather than “experiencing the

great outdoors first hand”.She said “children need

to learn about their own physical limits within a controlled environment” but warned there are no “zero risk” activities.She recommended the

obstacle course at Foxlake Adventures in Dunbar, den building at Jupiter Artland near Edinburgh, sphering at Bankhead Farm in West Lothian and tubing at the Hillhead Ski Centre in Penicuik as days out for adventurous families.

Views that never get old■ It may be one of the “oldest paths” in the country, but Fergal MacErlean said “devout mountain bikers” can get fantastic views cycling the Minchmoor track near Selkirk.MacErlean warned the

14-mile route contains some “very steep, slightly technical sections” on the loop, which passes by Mungo Park’s birthplace, and should take two-and-a-half hours to complete.

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Three of the best...gadgets for your carThese days there’s no need for car journeys to be boring. There are a host of gadgets to keep the whole family going.

DRIVE TIME

USB Double In-Car Charger£6.99Avoid the fear of your kids’ gadgets running out of juice and the inevitable groans from the back seat by packing a dual-USB device like this one. Plugged into a lighter socket all you provide is the lead to download your amps into any device creeping perilously close to blank screen syndrome.www.go-travelproducts.com

Lavazza Espressgo£89.00Forget the trusty old thermos flask or crowded and vastly overpriced service stations, now you can create your own delicious Italian coffee from a pod in just a matter of minutes. Just plug this clever gadget into the lighter socket and sit the main unit in your cup holder. Molto bene!www.storeuk.lavazza.com

4G mobile WiFi Buzzard£49.99The ability of this cup holder device to deliver content to up to 10 devices at once is quite staggering. Admittedly you’ll need to be in a good 4G coverage area to get the lightning quick top streaming speeds, but network operator ee are constantly rolling out these WiFi hotspots across the UK.www.shop.ee.co.uk

CONSUMER

Jaguar’s F-Type Convertible was launched last year. Successor to the E-Type, it is a wonderful car with just two small faults.One was the tiny boot and the other was

that, as a convertible, it lost body rigidity due to not having a steel roof structure. The F-Type Coupe fixes both issues. Its bodyshell is 80% stiffer than the

Convertible’s, giving tighter handling. The boot leaps from 196 litres to a much

more usable 315. While the V8 is an outstanding car, the

V6 provides all of the good looks and much of the performance for more than £30,000 less.

The nearest thing on the market to the old Renault Espace, Citreon’s MPV is genuinely spacious with an appealing and futuristic cabin. The top of the range Exclusive+ spec has

electric heated seats, auto headlights and a panoramic glass roof.There is a two-three-two seat formation

with plenty of flexible space options. The rear two seats, designed for children, are robust with plenty of headroom. Under the bonnet is an exceptionally

strong two-litre diesel engine that pulls the large frame with no complaint.All round, a practical, comfortable car.

This second generation of this previously rugged SUV has become much more of a crossover vehicle.While it has lost some off-road and

towing capability, the X-Trail has become much more spacious and comfortable.A whopping 100mm more legroom

shared between front and rear seats combined with more sophisticated suspension means it gives superb family comfort, though it has lost some of the driving spirit of its predecessor.And it’s economical too. If you opt for

a manual gearbox and front wheel drive, fuel consumption will be 57.6 mpg.

Jaguar F-Type CoupePrice from £51,250Jack McKeown ❘ The Courier

Citreon Grand C4 PicassoPrice from £19,205Andrew Mackay ❘ The Herald

Nissan X-TrailPrice from £22,995Alisdair Suttie ❘ The Sunday Post

Innis & Gunn Whisky Trail Limited Edition 12-bottle box£35 innesandgunn.comThis new brew is matured for 30 days in casks sourced from Scotland’s malt-producing regions. A rich, complex ale.

West End Estate The Boxer Durif 2012£8.99 laithwaites.co.ukA robust red that is dangerously easy to drink. Loads of lush forest fruits and a supple finish.

G H Mumm Cordon Rouge Formula One Brut NV£33.50 SainsburysOne for motor racing fans, but this easy-drinking, limited edition champers, from the F1 sponsors, is far too good to be wasted on spraying around.

TRIED AND TESTED

Father’s Day

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■ Outsourcing firm Serco is probably better known for transporting prisoners in those natty white vans you see on the news, but it’s now promising Albert Roux cuisine and “outstanding” hospitality after winning a deal to run the Caledonian Sleeper service.The company – no stranger

to running rail franchises elsewhere – said it would boost revenues and passenger numbers by improving marketing and showing off “the best of Scotland”.New carriages will feature

en-suite cabins, cradle seating and fold-down pod flatbeds amongst a range of options.The franchise win is a first

piece of business for new Serco boss Rupert Soames, but also marked the second rail bid lost by major Aberdeen-based firm FirstGroup inside a week.

The study defines “high growth” entrepreneurs as those who believe they will employ at least 10 people within the first five years of setting up business.

Sir Tom said the doubling was “good news for Scotland” but warned of a considerable gap to nations like the US and Canada.

“That high still ranks us average at best and I don’t believe anyone has our aspirations set on average,” he said.

COMMENTATORS SAY

Wagons rolling for Serco as Sleeper dreams come trueFans of the overnight trains between London and Scotland get all dewy-eyed despite the discomfort and a lack of sleep – but now there’s a new operator promising first class service.

Serco now promises a return to those ideals. “All it must do is deliver on those promises,” Murden said, but noted trade union unrest amid troubles at the outsourcing giant too.

In his Lombard column in the Financial Times, Jonathan Guthrie also claimed the move could restore some glamour to a service which had been “more Brittany Ferries than the Orient Express”. And he said the award showed “Sassenach” contractors should fear no discrimination from the Scottish Government.

The Times said passenger revenues are expected to bring in £42m per annum over a 15-year deal, alongside £180m in subsidies. Serco is allowed to make profits of £2.9m a year before it has start paying back excess earnings.

It said a deal to make new 72 new carriages in Spain was a blow to Britain’s trainbuilders, and argued the romance of the sleeper would come at a cost.

The paper said the service was effectively becoming a “rolling hotel” after attracting private investment on a standalone franchise.

HiREd, FiREd & RETIRED■ British Gas boss Chris Weston was named as the new chief executive of Aggreko – a second big-name departure from the Centrica board in five months after finance director Nick Luff moved on in January.

The appointment brings to an end speculation over the future of the Glasgow temporary power firm’s caretaker Angus Cockburn, who didn’t apply for the post full-time because he wants “a fresh challenge”.

The Herald reported Weston (below) would start on a basic salary of £750,000, but collect a £2.2m golden hello to compensate him for lost share options at Centrica. He’ll be joined on the board by finance director Carole Cran, who steps up to the CFO seat.

■ Meanwhile, Centrica boss Sam Laidlaw has been tipped for the hotseat at oil firm BG Group, according to The Press and Journal’s Ryan Crighton.

He said both parties had refused to comment on the speculation. BG chief Chris Finlayson stood down last month following a string of profit warnings, while Centrica faces a potentially-disruptive energy industry probe.

The number of high growth entrepreneurs in

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years, according to research published by Strathclyde University

and supported by Sir Tom Hunter

BUSiNESS & FiNANCE

The deal merited the second leader slot in The Scotsman, where the paper noted “great excitement” at the promise of a luxurious new regime amongst regular travellers.

But there was sadness too – at the loss of scratchy blankets and “the trickle of water in the tiny sink”, but mainly the passing of the famous sleeper bar. “A great social leveller”, it hosted toffs, itinerant workers and squiffy MPs.

Business editor Terry Murden came over all wistful – both for the benefits of hassle-free inter-city travel with an after-dinner departure and breakfast thrown in, and the “golden age of rail when everything seemed so much more comfortable, stylish and welcoming”.

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Exports: confused by too much support■ A new review of support for exporters has found many firms are befuddled by the plethora of options on offer and don’t know where to turn for help.Former Westminster trade and energy

minister Brian Wilson said a shake-up was required to create a “clear and comprehensible” way for UK and Scottish bodies to offer complimentary advice.He warned that some firms felt frustrated

by a string of agencies and said a single “portal” – dubbed Scottish Exports – should be set up to point people in the right direction. Several papers noted a Holyrood target to

up Scottish exports by 50% by 2017.But The Scotsman’s Terry Murden said

exporters might feel “short-changed” by a report which highlighted challenges in finance and skills but didn’t propose much.

Weir merger hopes crushed■ Glasgow engineering firm Weir Group has given up on its two-month pursuit of Metso after the board of the Helsinki rock-crushing specialist rejected an improved £9bn merger offer.It told shareholders the Finns

“did not engage” despite a proposal which would generate significant value through cost and efficiency savings.Metso said the latest bid still

“significantly undervalued” the firm’s standalone prospects.

3.7%on a like-for-like basis during the

first quarter of its financial year.

It is thought the grocery market’s dominant player

could be losing as many as a million customer visits

each week.

Supermarket giant Tesco

continued its fall from grace with sales dropping

COMMENTATORS SAY

■ London house prices, eh?It’s a bubble, isn’t it? Kept

going by oligarchs snapping up multi-million pound properties, making no difference to the value of your average two-up, two-down in Middle Scotland. Wrong, according to the

boss of Nationwide – the UK’s biggest building society. In The Scotsman, chief exec Graham

Beale said any effort to cool things in London would have “repercussions” across the UK.“We could get unintended

consequences by starting to delay the rise in the housing market,” he said.The society, which rescued

the Dunfermline Building Society in 2009, also said closing branches saved it £25m.

Negative equityInstability warning

WEEK IN NUMBERS

“I have done absolutely nothing wrong. And that’s

why I have been fully co-operating with the FBI agents and I’m happy to do so in the future, too, until this gets resolved.”

Golfer Phil Mickelson reacts to being investigated

by US authorities over an insider trading probe also involving billionaire Talisman investor Carl Icahn and Las Vegas gambler Billy Walters.

All deny any wrong-doing.

“Your chairman is always your best friend until he

shoots you.”Clive Bannister, son of

four-minute miler Roger and chief exec of insurance

group Pheonix, tells Scotsman city editor Martin Flanagan about his (good)relationship with chairman

Sir Howard Davies, the former chairman of

regulatory body the FSA.

“I think we are doing a good job but we need to

do more.”RBS chairman of SME

banking Ian Cowie reacts to news the taxpayer-

owned bank cut lending to small and medium-sized firms by £737m last year.

The Herald’s Mark Williamson reported how

the amount advanced to SMEs under the Bank of England’s Funding for Lending scheme fell by a total of £720m across the UK during the first quarter. Mr Cowie said demand for lending had been muted

for some time.

7.5%The UK’s manufacturing sector remains 7.5% smaller than it’s pre-recession peak, reported

The Courier.But the sector is enjoying one of its “brightest spells” in more than two decades as growth

in the sector continues to help rebalance the economy.

£335mThe total value of the 31

corporate deals worked on by accountancy firm Johnston

Carmichael during the year to March.

The Herald reported the figure was a significant increase on the total for the previous 12 months.

12The number of full-time knitters

who produce high-end jumpers, cardigans, accessories, gloves and hats for Scottish Borders

based Eribé Knitwear. The award-winning firm has

tied up new export deals with distributors in Denmark and South Korea, reported the

Sunday Herald.

£1 billionScottish Renewables reckons

investment running to 10 figures could be unlocked if there

was more support for pumped storage hydro power.

But the proven technology – which acts like a battery by pushing water uphill then allowing it to fall through a generating turbine during periods of high demand – does not attract subsidies.

11,000The number of litres of extra

virgin rapeseed oil which can be produced each day by Buchan firm Mackintosh of Glendaveny.

The group will see its wares served on North Sea oil rigs

after agreeing a deal with offshore caterer ESS.

Weir said it was “moving on” after the latest rebuffal, adding it would not make another offer for Metso “at this time”.

But, in The Times, Tempus wasn’t so sure. “The deal is not necessarily dead,” Martin Waller argued, suggesting major shareholders could pressure Metso’s board to reopen negotiations.

In the Financial Times, Lex said Weir’s “flowers and chocolates” hadn’t impressed and the suitor was bound to slope away. Metso’s directors need to lay out their plan, or risk remaining a “wallflower”.

The Herald’s Ian McConnell said the “adamant” refusal by Finnish state investment vehicle and 11% Metso stakeholder Solidium was refreshing. “It is nice to see a long-term approach,” he said.

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■ After a difficult few months since returning to action following back surgery, few would disagree that Andy Murray appears to be hitting form again at an opportune moment.Most pundits predicted

the Scot was unlikely to go far in the French Open, but Murray proved the doubters wrong with some tremendous performances as he progressed on the clay courts at Roland Garros – one of his least favoured surfaces.The Wimbledon champion

will no doubt have his defence at SW19, which begins in little over a fortnight’s time, in his sights, but he passed several tests of character in Paris with flying colours this week – notably the epic five-set win over Philipp Kohlschreiber and his dismantling of clay court specialist Fernando Verdasco en route to the latter stages.

More importantly though, Murray is enjoying himself.The Scottish Daily Express’

Bob McKenzie said it was great to see Murray return to the form that “brought the house down at Wimbledon” and noted: “While still not the Folies Bergere, at times it is like watching the Glee Club with the new, smiley Andy Murray”.The Scotsman’s Alix Ramsay

also noted Murray’s previous tendency to savour the moment after it happens, but said he was “loving it” this week – particularly beating Verdasco in “one of the best clay court matches in his career”.The Independent’s Paul

Newman said Murray’s Paris run “extended his fine record of consistency in Grand Slam tournaments”, reaching the last eight in each of the last 13 he has contested.

HAUD YER WHEESHT!

■ Brazil and their great South American rivals Argentina are the bookies’ favourites to lift the World Cup next month.

Yet again, Scotland will be frustrated onlookers, but both these famous football nations have Scots to thank for introducing them to the beautiful game in the first place.

Hugh MacDonald in The Herald reported that the legacy of the two Scottish football pioneers was included in the new edition of the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography.

“A prominent figure in the commercial life

of Sao Paulo, Charles Miller is attributed with introducing football to Brazil in 1894, though another Scot, Tom Donohue, may just have pipped him.

“The other Scot included in the dictionary is Alexander Watson Hutton. In 1884, in Buenos Aires, Hutton founded a high school where he built up a culture of team sports and, in particular, football.”

Hutton, from Edinburgh, later became the first president of the Argentine Association Football League.

Murray builds momentum as Wimbledon defence looms large on the horizon

Gallacher in play-off loss Thongchai Jaidee beat Scotland’s Stephen Gallacher and Victor Dubuisson in a play-off to capture the Nordea Masters in Sweden.The Thai golfer won his

sixth European Tour title at the first extra hole after tying with Gallacher and Frenchman Dubuisson on 16-under in regulation play at PGA Sweden National in Malmo.

Scots rowers among the medals at EurosScots rowers involved in the European Championships in Serbia returned home with three medals after a successful stint in Belgrade.Polly Swan and Helen Glover,

who both hail from Edinburgh, claimed the women’s pairs title for Great Britain ahead of Romania (see page 45 picture), while Forfar’s Sam Scrimgeour won silver in the men’s lightweight pairs with Jonathan Clegg.Glasgow’s Imogen Walsh took

bronze in a lightweight double sculls partnership with Olympic champion Kat Copeland.

Pennie pays penaltyCrieff’s Fiona Perrie had to relinquish her European Canoe Slalom crown in “agonising fashion”, The Scotsman reported.The defending champion

recorded the fastest time of the final – 95.52 seconds – but clipped the fourth gate of the course in Austria, which incurred a two-second penalty and dropped her to fifth.

£20m rugby boost■ The news that the home of Scottish rugby was now to be known as BT Murrayfield was greeted by a “surprising” lack of opposition, said Steve Scott in The Courier.

SRU chief executive Mark Dodson (below) said that the four-year deal that will pour £20m into the game, will be “transformational” for Scottish rugby.

Apart from the stadium naming rights, the package includes BT becoming the sponsor for the Scotland 7s team, the club game competitions and four new SRU academies.

Dodson pledged that the money would not be used to cut the organisation’s £11m debt, but would be mainly used to develop rugby at the grassroots.

In his Courier column Scott described the decision to rebrand the stadium as a “no-brainer”.

“The shaky foundations of the game in Scotland need to be rebuilt, and the benefits in the future will hopefully be the legacy of what is now BT Murrayfield.”

OTHER NEWS

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■ Glasgow Warriors may have been pipped at the post in their quest for their first ever Rabobank PRO12 title, but coach Gregor Townsend summed up the general consensus when he said that success could be just around the corner. Warriors were blown away by

defending champions Leinster in the second-half of their bruising encounter in Dublin, with the Irish side running out comfortable 34-12 winners.Despite the scoreline though,

Townsend (above) remained in defiant mood.

“We were just not good enough on the day,” Townsend told BBC Scotland. “We’ve just got make sure

we learn the lessons, which we have done every year and we’ve got better and better, and we come back here and win it next time.” Around 3,000 fans made the

trip across the Irish Sea to support the Warriors and they were rewarded with a decent enough first period, with Townsend’s charges finding themselves only 14-12 down at the half-time interval in front of a 19,000 capacity crowd.

However, Leinster, who had topped the league table ahead of the Scots, finished the game by far the stronger and scored all four of the game’s tries to secure victory in what was Ireland centre Brian O’Driscoll’s swansong.All eyes will now be on

whether or not the Warriors can repeat their heroics next season and perhaps go one better.“We will keep working

hard to get there,” Townsend concluded.“What the players have

achieved is fantastic.”

United they stand...but what now for Warriors?

Will Dublin defeat galvanise Glasgow?

QuickFIRE■ Scots international James McArthur was “devastated” after the theft of his FA Cup winner’s medal from his home. Two wedding rings were also taken. The Scotsman

■ Alex Dunbar and Chris Cusiter are out of Scotland’s opening rugby tour match against the USA. Grayson Hart and Mark Bennett will join the squad for June 14’s Test. BBC Scotland

■ Graham Gristwood and Claire Ward won the British Orienteering Championship in Northumberland. The Herald

Display pleases Strachan

■ Scotland manager Gordon Strachan said he was pleased with his team’s attacking threat during the 2-2 draw with Nigeria at Craven Cottage.

The Scots led twice and gifted the World Cup bound Africans a late equaliser, but Strachan chose to dwell on the positives.

“We could have scored four or five goals. That’s the first time I’ve said that.

“There was a bit of flair and imagination.”

Dundee United’s Andrew Robertson (below) received plaudits after making his first start at left back and Derby County pair Craig Forsyth and Chris Martin made their debuts from the bench.

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■ The end result in Dublin was made all the more disappointing by the fact that “Glasgow never looked like winning this game after the first half hour or so”, wrote Iain Morrison in The Scotsman.

But Morrison was quick to turn his attention to what the future holds for Glasgow, a “worthwhile” question given the fact they are losing second-choice fly-half Ruaridh Jackson and first-choice scrum-half Chris Cusiter this summer.

And he surmised: “You suspect that whatever the immediate future holds for Glasgow, it would have been that much rosier with, rather than without, their best scrum-half.”

Still, despite the defeat, The Herald’s Alasdair Reid said there are “many consolations” Glasgow could take from their “fierce but ultimately fruitless” PRO12 final.

The biggest of those was the fact Leinster themselves “built a reputation as serial nearly men” before establishing themselves as “giants of European and Celtic rugby”.

However, he felt one or two players stood out as under-performers, for whatever reason, and although Glasgow did “produce passages of the quick, slick and ambitious offloading game that has been their thrilling trademark for the past couple of years”, it was only in “fits and starts”.

The Courier’s Steve Scott said Saturday’s final may have

been their “best chance”, and felt Leinster were helped by Glasgow “inexplicably changing” their previously successful gameplan.

On what now for Warriors, he said the decision not to re-sign Cusiter could be a “huge mistake”.

“No side in the PRO12 is staying still, even Connacht are signing ex-All Blacks,” he added.

“Munster, Ulster and to a lesser extent Leinster have often treated the PRO12 like weekend filler between international and European Cup competition, but there’s growing signs they won’t from now on.

“Even the pitfully under-achieving Welsh have got more money to spend.”

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James CampbellScotland’s javelin record

holder can turn his attention to Glasgow 2014 after securing a

spot at the Commonwealth Games.

Campbell has not had his setbacks to seek in the last three years, but his throw of 70.36m in Bedford will have

him dreaming about a medal.

Scottish ThistlesScotland’s netball stars qualified for next year’s

World Cup in Sydney after hammering Ireland 79-19 in

their final qualifier.The Scots, who had been

beaten by Wales on Saturday, were made to sweat as they would have missed out had

Northern Ireland beaten Wales the following day.

However, the Welsh won 51-43 and means the Thistles can

look out their passports.

FIFA Calls are growing for the 2022 World Cup to be moved amid

allegations of corruption. The Sunday Times revealed how Qatar’s victory in the

race to host the tournament was allegedly won using

secret payments to senior FIFA officials, and it was

claimed former vice-president Mohamed bin Hammam

(above) handed out £3 million.Scottish MP Jim Murphy said the Home Counties should bid

if wrong-doing is found. He said: “There are enough great stadiums in Scotland, England and Wales to put on one of the

best shows in the world.”

QUOTES

“I’m manager of an England team with 23 to 25 very good players to choose from.”

ROY HODGSONTime well tell if the England boss is right...

“There is a lot to be proud of.”

GORDON STRACHANScotland boss reckons the future’s bright after 2-2 draw with Nigeria

“When you lose in a final, there are two ways you can go. We want to take one more step.”

AL KELLOCKDespite losing in the final, the Glasgow skipper set sights higher

“There was no lack of effort, but you’ve got to be accurate and we were not accurate enough.”

CHRIS CUSITERGlasgow Warriors’ scrum-half disappointed with PRO12 final defeat

■ Arsenal Ladies’ Scottish coach Shelley Kerr signed off her reign as manager with a 2-0 victory over Everton in the Women’s FA Cup final.

■ Scottish athlete Eilish McColgan took the first run on the new Hampden track ahead of the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow.

Claymores chief wants trip down memory lane

■ A decade after the Scottish Claymores bit the dust, the team’s former general manager has suggested NFL fans should stage a game in Scotland as a thank you to the fans.

Writing in the Sunday Mail, Colan Lamont told how Steve Livingstone would love to see the NFL hold a game north of the border – 10 years after the Claymores

played their last game on Scottish soil.

The NFL have gone from playing one game of their regular season in London to three, with talk that a permanent British franchise could well be on the cards.

With that in mind, Livingstone feels there is still a huge appetite for American football in Scotland.

He told the paper: “There is plenty of room to bring an NFL game to Scotland and I’d like to think the Claymores had a big part to play in that.

“I think the Claymores shook up sport in Scotland so the NFL owe us a game here.

“I think it would be a great goodwill gesture.”

Lamont suggested the Claymores and the London Monarchs “helped fuel the growing demand” for the game in the UK.

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■ It has now effectively turned into a good, old fashioned summer saga.Within hours of Neil Lennon

announcing his resignation from Celtic last month, the media spotlight quickly turned to his successor – and who would be the man charged with bringing success to Parkhead. Whoever that man was to be

would surely have to secure a fourth successive Premiership title – that would be a given in the current climate – and also do their damnedest to negotiate the tricky qualifying

rounds in Europe before landing a lucrative spot in the Champions League group stages proper.It would be a big ask for

anyone, and the high profile names immediately linked with the post perhaps told you that.Steve Clarke, David Moyes,

Malky Mackay, Owen Coyle, and even ex-Celtic striker Henrik Larsson were all mooted initially, until one name emerged from the pack last week.They say there is no smoke

without fire, and the fact Roy Keane quickly became a 1/7

favourite with the bookies to succeed Lennon in the Celtic hotseat and leave his post as Republic of Ireland assistant probably said more than most.However, most of the Scottish

media had probably not counted on Keane opting to stay in his coaching role with the Republic of Ireland, leaving us all guessing yet again.Ronny Deila, boss of

Norwegian side Stromgodset, emerged from left-field, but it just goes to show that Scottish football will always serve up twists and turns, even in the close season.

Celtic back to the drawing board

Moyes looks to the future■ David Moyes believes he will benefit from his ill-fated stint at Manchester United, according to The Sunday Post.

In an exclusive interview with the paper, the Scot said his time at Old Trafford taught him “invaluable lessons” and will make him a “more knowledgable” coach and manager.

He told the paper he was “tempted by one or two” offers since leaving United and will “definitely have moved on” from his woes at Old Trafford, whatever happens next.

Moyes added it was “unfortunate” he was not given more time to succeed, but had “nothing but support” from Sir Alex Ferguson.

OFF THEBALL

■ The football season might be over, but BBC Scotland’s Off The Ball still had a packed show.

■ Stuart Cosgrove and Tam Cowan were joined by Dundee striker Peter MacDonald and broadcaster Alison Walker.

■ Topics discussed included the head-to-head between the Premiership and the Championship and, following Hamilton’s win over Hibs, penalties people will never forget.

■ Team of the week was the Fine Art XI, featuring Oil Berkovic, Campbell Monet and Pre-Rafael Scheidt.

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■ Before Keane turned the down the post, the Daily Record’s Keith Jackson conceded he would “undoubtedly be good for business”, and in terms of box office credentials “you’d have to build a bigger Wembley” if you were to put him in a ring with Carl Froch or George Groves.

Keane carries an “aura” and “steeliness” which is impossible to ignore and Jackson likened him to being like “Cork’s answer to Graeme Souness”.

However, on the field, he said Keane would have been judged on the one criteria all Celtic managers should be judged on – “what they deliver from the pitch into the trophy room”.

Some reporters had it all

signed and sealed at the start of the week – like The Irish Times’ Keith Duggan who said “some things just fit hand in glove”.

And he noted: “Once the notion of Roy Keane glowering on the sideline at Parkhead was floated, it was all but impossible not to think of it as somehow fated; something that will one day seem as natural and predestined as Keane wearing the red shirt of Manchester United.”

However, fast forward a few days and everything was up in the air again.

At the very least, The Scotsman’s Alan Pattullo said Keane’s rejection should mark “another compelling chapter” in his forthcoming autobiography.

“Why I Said No To Celtic will

be one of the first sections many will turn to,” he said.

He added that “perhaps the choice between preparing for three tough Champions League qualifying ties and casting his cold, analytical eye over a series of World Cup games in Brazil was really no choice at all”.

The Scottish Daily Mail’s John Greechan said Celtic’s hunt for a new manager had had “more favourites than the Cheltenham Festival” and “enough unexpected twists to fill a Dick Francis whodunnit”.

But he said few should be surprised by that.

He concluded: “Pursuing a new manager – an outside candidate who has to be courted and wooed – can be a fraught business for the most appealing of clubs.”

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Gary HoltThe now former Falkirk

manager decided to quit his post at the Falkirk Stadium

after being offered a coaching role with Norwich City.

SkyeThe Skye shinty team endured

a 500-mile trip by road and water to play their Camanachd Cup tie with Bute, and it was

worth it as they won 3-0.

Ally MacLeod The former Scotland boss has long been ridiculed in some quarters for claiming

Scotland would win the 1978 World Cup.

But The Scotsman’s Martyn McLaughlin revealed that a

new biography has dismissed as “myth” the idea that

MacLeod vowed to win the World Cup in Argentina for Scotland, revealing how his

original quote was embellished by the press.

Rod PetrieA rally will be held in

Edinburgh this weekend demanding the dismissal of Hibs’ beleaguered chairman.

Relegation to the Championship proved to be the final straw for some fans of the Easter Road club, who

are set to vent their anger.

Forfar FarmingtonBottom of the Scottish

Women’s Premier League, Forfar Farmington travelled

to face Rangers hoping for a change in fortunes.

Sadly they were thumped 14-0, with Suzanne Mulvey

netting five of the goals.

QUOTES

“I’m just riding a bike, not saving lives.”

MARK STEWARTDundee cyclist keeps his feet on the ground after Glasgow 2014 selection

“It’s sad it’s come to this, but not surprising.”

CHARLiE REidOne half of The Proclaimers, Reid was in attendance at a meeting of Hibs fans calling for chairman Rod Petrie to go after their relegation

“Motherwell was a very good experience because it wasn’t a good experience.”

RoBERTo MARTiNEzThe Everton manager insisted his time in Scotland helped him become stronger

“British fans love him and American fans love him, so he will be a huge hit.”

JiM WATTScot hopes Carl Froch will fight in Vegas after win over George Groves

■ Edinburgh rowing duo Helen Glover (left) and Polly Swann won the European women’s pairs title at the European Championships in Serbia.

■ Hurlford United captain Paul Cameron lifted the Barr Scottish Junior Cup after their 3-0 win over Glenafton Athletic at Kilmarnock’s Rugby Park on Sunday. The match was watched by 5,000 fans.

HeAdLINeS

FootbALL: Rangers supporters’ group The Union of Fans called on the ibrox club to reveal how many season tickets have been sold.

The deadline for renewals passed over a fortnight ago and directors previously warned that a drop in renewals would affect the business’s ability to trade as a going concern.

The Union of Fans urged supporters not to renew in protest against the current board.

SHinty: Camanachd Cup holders Newtonmore crashed out of this year’s tournament courtesy of a last-minute Colin Macdonald goal for Kyles.

Kyles, who lost last year’s showpiece 3-0, gained a measure of revenge as a 2-1 win booked a quarter-final spot.

Glenurquhart won the other all-Premiership tie, winning 5-3 away to Lochaber.

All eyes on competitive Championship■ Fans of clubs in the 2014/15 Championship are excited – and rightly so.

With Hibs, Hearts and Rangers all involved, Falkirk want to cash in by building a temporary stand to increase capacity by 1,000, while Hearts themselves could formally exit administration within a fortnight and avoid a 15-point deduction.

Aberdeen vice-chairman George Yule told STV the Premiership can still “thrive”, but hopes Hibs, Hearts and Rangers will return soon.

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You can always rely on Fred to stay on

the rails – wherever he is in the world

Trammed if you do, trammed if you don’t

■ The big story of the week, for me, was that the trams have started operating commercially in Edinburgh. It’s been an interesting few

years, not least for myself and my fellow comedians who have all had the road-works as fodder for our stand-up shows at The Edinburgh Fringe for about a decade. I remain to be convinced

about the need for a tram that runs from near the top of Leith Walk all the way out to Edinburgh Airport. I suggest that’s a journey that several thousand people, on a daily basis, aren’t at all interested in making.And I like trams. I’ve been all

round Melbourne on trams. It takes careful study to ensure you make connections from one line to another across the

whole system. Something I needn’t get worried about in Edinburgh as it’s more of a ‘line’ than a ‘system’. Aileen and I were on a

Melbourne tram one evening with our children after a day when the mercury had risen to 40 degrees Celsius. We encountered another Scottish family who had been at St Kilda beach all day and were in considerable discomfort from sunburn. When I explained that the

weather would be in the low forties again the next day they replied: “Good. We’ll get wir backs tanned as well then.” I didn’t doubt it. But I must have looked sceptical, because it was immediately followed by that good old positive Scottish addition to a sentence, “so we will”.

Some footballers may very well be Muppets but this is going too far■ I was in Kilkenny in Ireland at the weekend for the annual Catlaughs Comedy Festival. It’s a great festival held over the Irish Bank Holiday

They seem to have more bank holidays in Ireland than we do – the current one has been every day since 2008.

Anyway, the highlight of the weekend is the football match between the Irish comedians and a team simply called “The Rest of the World”. The Irish won. Not bad for a nation of roughly five million when you think that the rest of the world has about 8 billion to select from.

I do a commentary from the touchline with an Irish pal called Karl Spain.

When the Irish comedians scored a second goal I pointed out to the FIFA registered referee that they had 12 men on the pitch. To which the ref replied that the Rest of the World’s striker (a ventriloquist) had a puppet on his right hand, which balanced the numbers out evenly. Can’t argue with that!

Little wonder Qatar won the 2022 World Cup bid!

FRED MACAULAYComedian, broadcaster and presenter

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