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The Roanoke Times
Roanoke, Benson— Monday, April 23, 2014 — 8 pages free __________________________________________________________________________________________
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TEEN ADVICE: ___________________________________ Hey my name is Emmanual and I have a few late announcements. In the teen box I have have had plenty of people enter things. I think that it is not right to show others other peoples problems. I have decided to start talking to people. I’m really good with talking and just to know who you are add on your email address and we will work out a time to talk!
Bullying
Bullying is going around too much at our school. People might say they’re joking when they say something that offends them. But in reality they’re are not joking. If you are a bystander stick up for someone that is being bullied. You are not tattling on the bully. Even if that person isn’t your friend you should still stick up for them. If you are the person that is getting bullied, tell an adult, then they will fix the problem. But if you are the bully, stop and think about what you are doing. Bullying is not cool at all. Do not start rumors because that can really hurt people mentally.
The ABS program will start again. This program is going to help the people that are being bullied. If you are being bullied, write down how you want to be helped. Just slip the piece of paper in the box. .You can decide whether or not to keep your note anonymous. No one will judge you. ABS stand for antibullyingsystem.
Want a good laugh? Read… Aloud (Intentional bad grammar. Do not read correctly)
The Eats Eagle By: Lea Gross (all grammatical errors are for humor)
The eagle soared across the twilight sky. He was in search of food. He spotted a rat nest
to eats. He swooped down and devoured the rats in a millisecond. He reswooped up into the sky and continued to soar over the forest of trees. He ventured into his nest to sleep for the night. The next morning he decided to look for eats to eat. He soared across the sky to look for eats to eat all morning. At about noon, he found another rat’s nest to eats. He swooped down and eated the eats with his eats tools (his teeth). He eated the eats quickly. He soared into the eats sky and eats flew into his eats nest to eatsleep. The next morning, he had to eats. The eagle needed to eats every EatsDay. Today was EatsDay. He flew into the eats sky and spotted a eats fire. He flew down and eated out the eats fire. He found dead eats to eat. He used his eats tools to eats the eats. He chewed eats on the eats while he flew into the eats sky.
The Squirrel By: Lea Gross
The squirrel needed to eats. He was climbing down the eats tree and back up again. He
needed eats. He pranced across the lawn to the eats house to find eats to eat. He knocked on
the eats door to find eats. The door opened to find Mr. Eats, the eatiest man in EatTown. The
squirrel went inside to the eats kitchen. He sat on a chair to eats the eats. Mrs. Eats gave him
eats acorns from her eats fridge. The squirrel was a regular customer at the eats house, so
she always had eats acorns for the squirrel. The squirrel was happy that she still had eats
acorns for him since he has lived in the eats tree for months eating regular acorns. The
squirrel can only eat eats acorns to live. The squirrel was almost dead when he knocked on
the door to eats. The squirrel was happy at last because he had eats. And so was EatTown.
Who Is Number One?
By: Ozzy Surratt Newton Keapernick CMP280 CMP136 ATT485 ATT218 YDS3869 YDS1814 TD19 TD10 INT12 INT11 RATE86.2 RATE81.3 HEIGHT6’5” HEIGHT6’4” WEIGHT248 WEIGHT230 BORN5/11/89 BORN11/3/87
If you were to judge these players by their stats alone, Cam Newton would be the better of the two. Personally, I like Cam Newton more than all the other QB’s in the NFL. But as we know, everybody has their own opinions and a lot of people do like Collin instead, but by stats he wouldn’t be the player of choice if you were smart. Both of these QB’s play the same type of game if they’re in a jam and they are both plenty fast to pick up a few yards. It would definitely be Cam Newton as the better QB but thats on stats not on team records or the rest of the team. If people disagree you can make your own reasons and arguments.
Students of the Month This group has decided to recognize anonymous people in all sorts of subjects! There will be a winner
from each grade! May I remind you that these names are just pulled out of a hat! Recently we have drawn 8 students; two from 5th, two from 6th, 7th, and 8th and a Teacher of the Month! Undoubtedly, these students and the teacher have/has worked hard to be where they are and everybody deserves some recognition.
5th Graders- Victoria Wiggin & Gavin Gerdes
6th Graders- Devinn McBurney & Carter Sauder
7th Graders- Savannah Beer & Jared McClain
8th Graders- Christopher Hostetler & Elly Sauder
Teacher- Ms. Oswald
This is what tutoring looks like…
Emya Devinn and Elly
Natalie and Natalie
Sydney and Brooke Lydia and Ryley
Gabby and Christopher
ARTTI PICTURE
Douglas Wheelock By Peter Lock
Douglas Wheelock commanded the International Space Station for six months. He said that to go on this mission he had to train in Russia. I asked him if he went to physical therapy after he came back to earth. He said he went to physical therapy and on the space station he also ran on a specialized treadmill. When he was on the ISS they had medical experiments. They also had experiments on the walls and the ceiling. The ISS almost exploded because of the cooling systems. Here are some questions from students: Keenan: Are you going back to space? Douglas: Yes. Alex Noll: Did your spine stretch in space? Douglas: Yes. Ryland: Did you take parts to the ISS? Douglas: Yes because they were still building it when I was commanding the ISS. Peter: What was your best meal? Douglas: Fruits and vegetable because space food taste like plastic. Here is a picture of Douglas Wheelock.
