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laugh II UP

"A day without laughter is a day wasted"

Submit your jokes!

If you would like to submit clean & family friendly jokes to be placed inthe Laugh It Up Section of the Ogden Sun. Please email them to ogden-communitycenter@ogden-ks.gov or bring them by the Ogden Commu-

nity Center by the 15th of each month!

---------------------------------------------------------------,, ,:Math Test :

Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on i IIA .,.o:-;! \lAthe computer. : '",,

"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twentydollars if I passed my math test?"

Dad nodded.

"Well,the good news is that I just saved you twenty bucks."

Old Friends

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had along talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I have a wifeand three children and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?"

"Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go tothe elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! Whenyou reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on thedoor. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me ... what is all this business of kicking the front dooropen, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

"Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."

Charity

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good to-day. I started out this morning withan act of unselfish generosity. I gavea twenty dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum twenty whole dol-lars? That's a lot of money to justgive away. What did your husbandsay about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the properthing to do. He took it and said,'Thanks:"

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Attention OgdenResidents:

The Ogden CommunityCenter is no longer a public tornado

shelter.

Local Shelters:American Legion

(Pets Allowed)

Ogden Bible Church(No Pets Allowed)

Ogden Friendship House of Hope(226 Riley Avenue No Pets Allowed)

United Methodist Church(No Pets Allowed)

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Indoor ConcertLowell Mason

Location: Ogden Community CenterDate: Sunday, August 21, 2011

Time: 5:00pmHosted By: Ogden Bible Church

-Freewill offering will be received-

Lowell Mason has been called "The World's Smallest Gospel Singer" Because ofhis unique height of only 46 inches. However his GOD GIVEN talent and sincerepersonality bring a respect and dignity to his ministry only a few are chosen tohave.

Lowell Mason Biography

Lowell Mason is the son of a minister. He began singing in his father's churchwhen he was only eight years old. At the age of nine, joined the staff of "theChildren's Bible Hour" radio broadcast out of Grand Rapids, Michigan, and forseven years he was a regular featured soloist on the weekly coast to coastbroadcast.