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THE NAMES THAT NEVER WERE

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All of the names that we nearly used instead of The Cleaver Quarterly, exclusively for our Kickstarter backers.

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Page 1: THE NAMES THAT NEVER WERE

the NAMES

that never were

KICKSTARTER BACKER EXCLUSIVE

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Stir FryKung Pow

FanChi

The DishChow MeinChow MainWok of Life

Wok OnStir Crazy

Chinese Food Kingdom

Griddle KingdomRice

Chinese Takeaway

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Takeaway TakeoutFortune Cookie

Misfortune CookieFlourMSG

Sino The TimesChopsticksNo Forks

Cleave it OUTThe Sinocerous

Leave It To CleaverEggplant

Eight TreasuresFive Spice

The PeppercornTriple Ate

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Number Eight

Five Millennia

Five Thousand

Drunken Tiger

Drunken Panda

Kowtow

The Final Kowtow

Have You Eaten Yet?

Iron Rice Bowl

Hunger

Tofu

Stinky Tofu

The Tofu Chronicles

Nom

Nom Nom

Nom Nom Nom31

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RidicThe Diligent Noodle

Noodle SomethingPot Sticker

DumplingHot Pot

Dry PotTGI China

This Is ChinaRed Braised

Three CupsXO SauceSoy Sauce

XOCongee

Cabbage4

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Lazy SusanJasmine CabbageThe Dumb Waiters

Dumb WaiterLittle SisterMelting Pot

Bamboo SteamerPorcelain Spoon

FlashboilFruit Tea

The Drunken Chicken Small Fish

Century EggChinatown + Country

The GizzardChicken Feet5

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ZodiacThe Zodiac

FillerDummy Text

Title Goes HereThe Gap-Toothed Peasant

DynastyFlavour DynastyBamboo Dynasty

TangTangy

Chew DynastyChew

The Chow Dynasty 6

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Pan Fried

Steamed

The Steamer,

The Boiler

Kingdom of Chew

Here’s Looking At Chew

Virtuous Cabbage

Virtuous Anything

Fried Phoenix

Chopping Board

The Chopping Block

Fish Balls

Warring States

The Lychee

Numb Mouth

The Tingling Mouth

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Mouth PieceYellow River

TongueForked Tongue

A Taste of ChinaThe Taste of China

Fat LipDonkey MeatDragon Meat

The Donkey SanctuaryHeavenly Pieces

VinegarSomething With Appetite In It

Everything But The TableInsatiable

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