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The Biography of the Boy with

JOEMIKEMATT

And his favorite color is

BLACKBLACK

decompose

He believes that after death we all just

completeJoe feels that

c o n t e n t a n d h i s r e q u i r e m e n t s i n a l o v e r a r e

non dramatic cuddlergood sense of humor

love is a feeling of

lets h

im

sing

Joe thinks his worst physical feature is his

and his best feature is hismole.

His role models are

EVERYONE

to redesign a rainbow.

rig it up to a&SUPERS O A K E R

that surrounds him.

He would take a

BOW

CROS

S

According to Joe, religion is a mythological belief in which people follow for

BULLSHIT

self-gratification

&mystery religion

is bullshit that

someone is trying to make up.

KNEEHIGHBOOTSsense o

f humorThe most

attractive

quality a

man can

have is a

and a woman is attractive as

long as she is not wearing

uncomfortable&

honest communicationon all levels is a source of difficulty amongst those around him.

Joe knows that someone is interested in him when he feels

spinning

in the air, people would stick to the walls and nobody

would be hurt by the

moving &

The Ark as a Flying Saucer in Joe’s mind would look like a really big Gravitron and that way when it was

A slogan

that revolutionizes

Joe’s life

issmile, laugh,

share.

from Halloween is the

only religious artifact

Joe has in his house.

In his parent’s house

is a small bowl which

represents a yamika.

JSUS

EA picture of himself as

Joe describes his strangeness as

LOUD

STREAKINGDINOSAURNOISES

dreais Joe’s concept of freedom.

ming

hammock.

His greatest source of pleasure is

fresh air and his throne is a

To Joe, American life in the 21st century is controlled and fast paced.

diedyet.

he is here because he

has not

&

would have the next most

and the cities would be

r

o

k

e.

b

Then oceans

The mountains

If joe were to explain his concept of money through a

structure, he would use a map.

would have the most money.

and made out of 4 poster boards with crazy hands and hair made of twigs from trees. He would alsolike to be

if he was to make a paper doll of himself it would be

Art is the physical display of feelings open to interpretation

A fully lived life is one with

minimal regret&phenomenal

stories to tell.

genitalsJoe would sell th

e

government a lie

detector test th

at

attached to ones

and he has yet to find

out his unique

roll in this world

To make himself more attractive, Joe makes

people laughenjoys seeing people

&because he smiles too.

Joe Matt knows that the

surest way to happieness is

doing whatever makes you

happy.