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THE INTERLUDE VOL. XV. No. 5
S. B. H. S. Has Hard Task Def eating Gary
Steel City Men Hold Tan and
Blue to 13 to 0 - Sul
livan is Hero.
One of the ,best games •tha t will pro,bably , be seen on the l·oca l g,ridiron th is year was played a t Sp,ringbrook Park last Saturday afternoon, when South Bend defeated Gary by a score of 13 to 0.
In v iew of •the fact t hat Sou-th Bend ui:;ually defeat s teams ·by . scores mount in g close to the half century mark, it is plainly evident that the game was .s•t ubbornly contes t ed.
'l'he g,ame was played on a wet gr ound, dotted near · the side lin es with puddles of water, almost as bad ,as ,the Elkhart game last year. Rain fell quite hard for a s,hor,t time before the contest ,and during play, and had a decided effect in keeping the crowd reduced, hardly 200 persons witn ess in g the game .
Many wh o ,s·aw the game ,say if Gary could have .shifted from lin e bucks to end runs, she would have defeaited the loc als. The lin e •buck ing of her backfield was 'Wonderful and ,time and again during t•he ·second ,and thiord quarters, firs,t d·own was ,scored through the lin e. On defense she was ,also ·superior to t h e local ,s, espec ial ly in the line and many tim e.s the local play ,s ' were stoppe d before t h ey •h ad a chance to get started by Gary's ,breaking through.
While Gary outplayed the T,an and Blue, in bhe line, the l ocals co rralled the G:ary "angor a," when it came to backfi eld work and pass in g. Scobt a nd Boswell were consistent ground g,ainers f~r t he locals when skir,ting the ends wh il e " Doc " also made good ga ins through the line. Wolf, however did most of the line pJ.unging and seldom fa il ed to ga in.
Bot'h ,scores of the loc als were made on p,asses. ,.The first came wi,bhin a ,minute and a half of play and gave an impression t hat Gary would 1be easy. Sullivan playe d ou,t for five or six plays before the quarte1,back" saw him; •he then g,rabbed a throw from Scott and sp.rinted 40 ya rd s for the score. Scobt mi sse d the goa l. Not until the middl!'l of the last qu arter wa.s the loc al team able to score aga in. Garfield execute d a pretty -pass to '' Da'Sh" ,Sullivan and " Da~h" da,_ hed 30 · yards . for the clinc,hing touchdown. Scott -kicked the goal, and ,mraae tbe count 1 3 to 0.
Capt. Phj.ljips at quarter .. fo,r · t .he , visit9r.,s wal'! .. the ·-.star of b.is aggre- \
SOUTH BEND, IND., HIGH SCHOOL, OCT. 16, 1914
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BOS WELL
Co rp oral Commodore Brigadier -Genera l "Du g" Dally br eezed in on u s last wet-k w e arin g th e cut e•t l ittl e sailo r uniform ever. Aft er the treme ndou s c ommotion th at he created am on g the feminine con ti ngen t the cartooner makes an effor t to s h ow w h at might h ave happened h ad th e uniform stay e d here long e r.
gaotion. He ran t he te am in fast and sna.ppy .style and was th e most consisten t groi rna gainer lie visitors had. Harris, at left half, executed most of the pass in g for Gary and acqui t<ted him se lf excellently . Phill ips
PARTY BTG SUOCESS Friday afternoon, Oct. 10, t he
Gir ls ' Atohletic Association gave ,a [}ar,ty in t-he gy'lil. Stunts were given for t he entertainment of tJhe girls . Esther Taylor sang ,a charming little
wa,s removed from the game in the song, and Victoria Straus read •an fou rth qua,rter, ' sufferi ng from •a n injured sid e, which h,ad been hurt during the first game of the year . K,nisely sustained a n injured leg, and was also removed. Neither injur y was ser iou s.
Ca.pt . W:hiteman, Hageriy, Nelson and El be! played •t h e best games for the loc a l linemen, while Scott, Boswell and Wolf, shone briJJi,antly for lhe backfie ld. Sullivan ca,prtured all the honors com in g to the end men.
The lin e- up a nd summa -ry: SOUTH BEND (13) GARY (0) Su lliv an
H age r t y
Eib e l
...... . .... •.... . S'otok Right End
..... Knis e ly Right Tackle
. ...... . ......... J·e well Right Guard
Whit e m an (Capt.) . . . .......... . Stone Center
Nelson . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. Crawford Left Guard
Stan ley . .... ............... C. ·wulfing . Left T ac kl e
M eye rs ... . ... . ................ Ruman L e f t End
Fernandez .. . .... ..... Phillips (Capt.) Qµarterback
Scott . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sm eltz er Right Halfback
Wolf . . ..... . ....... , .. Harris Left Halfback
Boswe ll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Pritchard l•'ullback
Substitutions: Sou th B e nd -Ga rfi e l d , for Boswell; Bosw e ll for Mey e rs; Lower for Fernandez. (}ary-McRob erts for Knis e l y; Hold e rman for Sotok; Sotok for Holderman; "\VilJiams . for Phillips; D eCo rs e y. T ouch downs , Sul Ii van 2. ' Goais from touchdowns, Scott 1. Referee, Mill e r, Springfield. U mpir e , Burnham, Y. M. C. A. Head lin esma n, Kal e,
· Sout h B e nd. Tim e of quarters, 12 min- · utes.
Still raving ~
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aJJlllusing sto r y. E leanor Gaik g-ave an original jig whi ch so pleased the audience th ,a,t •sh e ha d to repeat it. A lovely dance was exec uted by Miss Goo dm an. As ,an encore she gave a " Sai lor's Hornpipe." The gir ls were g iven an in teres tin g ex,p lanation of the game of football ,by Lel ,and Whiteman . At the end of t his talk t he girls, led by Eleanor Gaik, practiced seve1,a l High School yells.
The st unts were ende d by a Virg inioa Reel ·by all the war rin g nations with the United States extra . Russia wa,s portrayed by Edit h Pl.ant and Irene Ti'p•ton, Ireland by Made lin e Shidl er an d Agatha Clark, .Scotland by Olga Seegmuller a nd Marga ret Lippincott, Germany by He lene Westervelt and Blanch Grunhall, Ho lland by M1arce lla Hartman Gladys Nielson , Ja p,an by Gera ldin e R·obertson an d Louise Weld, England by Doro t hy McGanc e and DorotJhy PefS'hing, France by Alice Dumbar and Helen Boot ·h, Un ited States by Eleanor Ga ik and Ma rion Chard and a cowboy and g ir l •by Eleanor Stevenso n ,a nd El ,sie Lippincott.
Dancing fol lowed the st unts. For regreshments cider and cookies were served. The party clo sed at 5.
The world i.s 'large whe n its weary leagues two loving hearts divid e;
But '1:Jhe world is &mall when your enemy ·is loose ,on the otheT side.
- John Boyle O'Reilly .
PRICE 5 CENTS
St. Joe Comes for Revenge on Locals
Will Endeavor to Retrieve
Last Years Defeats - Have
Strong Team - Lineup
Unsettled.
After two dec is ive drubbings a,t the hands of t he lo cals 1'ast year and a victory over the scrubs, our old friend ,s from St. Joseph will attempt to do th e "c ome •back" stunt at S.pringbrook Park tomor ,row afoternoon.
And if t ·he " dope" can be ,relied u pon to any extent they ,shou ld jus t a•bout be ab le 'to put u,p ,the best g•ames we ha ve yet had.
R eports emanating from the neighbors of the Michigan town •are aut horit y for the sta te ment ·that St. Joseph has one of the s,trongest tea.ms in that ,part of the state. A little idea of the ir true worth can be g·a in ed from he fac C,in.a t- c ct. ~-----t.,. 3 (the last we •heard from them) they held •the heav y Union High of Grand Rapids to a 28 to 7 score, after gett in g a bad ,start. Just to show that they can and will fight to the finiish they ·pushed over a touch -down in ,t,he las,t five minutes of play. This is a feat that last year's eleven was never known to accom-plish.
Little is known of the men who compose the squad but the St. Joseph papers g iv e ,the informration that only two or t hree of •the first squad grad uat ed last year, and that the school ha s a new coach who ge t s real wor k from the men.
Coac h ,Metzler is keep in g his lineup secret fo'r ,the game tomor row , and it would not be surprising to see several important shifts, especially in the back field as that department seemed ,s lo,w in getting under way last ·Saturday.
Everyone i,s urged by Coach Metzler to come out to the game and give the loca ls a little vooal a id .
Big Halloween Party
All students are invited to attend a Hallowe'en party in the gymnasium of the High :School on l· rid ,ay, Oct. 30, l'l!t 8 p. m., . und er the auS'p ices of t h e - Senior class~ benef.i.t of the Class Memor ial Fund. Co.st, 2 5.c per cou -ple.
Ca n you -iinagine wihat ,a good ' t 'im e we can a ll have ,a:f • a""Big Hallowe'en Pairty?"
w ,atch for fu ,rther announcements.
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Seniors Hold Big Meeting
Class Pin Question Settled.
The Senior Cl,as.s has a license to pat it se lf on t he .back . More genuin e class sp iri t and uni rty have ·been di s'played this yea ,r t:han the cla ,ss llas ever known before. At a meetin g Mon day the Seniorn decided sev er,a l important is,sues in ,shor,t order.
Among other things the Seniors having dec ided u,pon t heir class ,pins , determined rto get their mone y in to Mr. Kizer before th e following Mond ay , which is October 19 t h . Th e ·senioris feel t hat t h ey would lik e their pin s bef ore t hey graduarte, s o that they may wear them ,a,bout school ·an d show the und e r-cl as ,sm en who they ,are .
Another m easu re of considerable in te r est is the faot t 'hat th e Seniors int end rto g iv e a Hallowe'en party to t,h e sc hool. The price of admission is 25 cents per co upl e. All confirmed bache J.ors ,will p ,ay full fare
THE INTE . R LUDE Ocober 16, 1914
Ain't It de Trut? f
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Percy Montmorency Goober had a •hi g h and craggy 'brow ,
Und!clr which h e' d pl ,a.nted muchly of the wherefore of the ho w,
And t h e wbyness of the whichness ,and the thisnes ,s of the thus,
For P. Montmorency Goober was an edu ca t ed r.uss .
He was there on Economics; in the ,sciences, why h e
iVas ,a curly wolf, an anima l , a ,bally p-ro-di- ge<:l 1
He _a nd Cicero were roomm ates, S-allu.s,t,
Ovid and th e rest Were t,he ,s id e-kick s ,of hi s bosom,
were t'lrn comrades of hi-s breast.
Languages were made for Percy, all th e ologies were hi s,
All t he lor e of all the nations he had stacked behind M s pbiz,
Aristotl e was ,a flivv er , Archimedes was a boo -b,
Socrates a mere bu ,sh leaguer when compare d with Percy Goob'.
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Hector -Strong-arm was a geezer with ,a pennyweight of brain ,
And if sense had been ,a hi ghway
MENNUCCJ'S fI The -place to get the best Candi es and Ic e Cream . Spaghetti Italian style, 25c per order with br ead, butter After school visit Mennucci for refreshments.
129 North Main St.
We ser ve and coffee.
W e Cater to D ances and Hom e 'Phone 1446
Parties
Courteous Treatment
"MIKE'S" RESTAURANT LUNCHROOM
Quick Service
"Always Open M. F. CALNON, Prop.
Mei ely a Matter of Good Taste
Velvet Ice Cream
Hollingsworth-Turner Co.
High School Monogram Pipes
or rema in on the out side of th e fence . Hector'd look ju ,st Hke a lan e, "Jimmie and Goat" Big Attraction Coming
Dramatization of ·'The Win-_____ :::,......._.__ --ning of Barbara Worth " to
be presented at Oliv e r.
A dra:matization of Harold Be11 Wright' ,s new novel , " Th e Winning of Barfi-ara Wort h " is coming to t he Oliver theater Saturday, Octo ,ber 24 , ma-tin ee a nd ni gh t. 'Dhis attraction is uniqu e in t h e theatrical wor ld a nd b id s fair to outdo former dr amart iza tions of t hi s >famous, author 's works. Tbis ,pl :w is one wh ich should ,ap peal to every ihigh school st ud ent :
.Special arra n ge men ts ma y be made for st ud ent part ies ,by app lic ation to Manager Pi ck er ing of tJh e Oliver.
Mi,ss Leona Stater, who score d su ch a success at t•he Studebaker tb.ea tre, ,Ch icago , is to p l,ay t he lead . Th is show m ay be see n in •t he af ,te rnoon at .spec iaL prices, 15c, . 2 5c and 50c . The eve nin g ·p erformanc e m ay be witnessed a t 'th e following prices: 25c, 50c, 75c a nd $1.00. Thi s is an OP'portunity which students ,should · no t ·miss. Ma ke reser v,a tions at a n ea rl y da te .
CONSEQUENCES A t~ac her asked her clas·s in spell
ing t,o state tihe d iffe r ence ,be twe en t h e woTdiS " result s" a nd " consequences. "
A ibright gir l rep li ed, " Results ,a re wh,a;t you ex·pect, and consequences are what you get."
Hub (dur ing ,a quarrel )-" Yo u ta lk like 'an idiot. "
Wife-"I've got t o ta lk ,so you can understJand me ."
W1h en the co ll ege prexies saw him they gave forth a hollow mo an ,
He was naught but bone and muscle, with the acce nt on the bone.
But ,h e 'had ·a massive carcass - yea, a
108
North
M ich igan
Str ee t
Pocket Billiards
Cigar Store
We Repair Pipes
108
Nort h
Mich iga n
Str ee t
~ hfil_culean b]!ild ------· And hi s first day in t •he ·sc rimm age t, ;... __ ..;;._.;;;;:==-----..;.---- ------------ --- -~~..,....~~~~
80 quarts of blood were sp ill ed , And the sec ond team was carted off
on ,st retc h e rs t o the gy m, So ou Heetor wa,s a her o a nd they
n a med ,a h a ll for him.
Ill And ,our Percy Montmorency with
his lea rnin g a nd ·hi s lore, Nev8r even got ,a tumb le, n eve r even
i;ot the floor -W,h ile Hector, brainless Hector!
F ame a- pl ent y 's what he got. What wots a brain in coll ege? All
t og et her : NOT A W OT!
Great exciitement was aroused in the Pby ,sics la ,borat ory Mond ay mornin g by ·the non-a ,ppearance of Mr. Osbo rn , a nd t he re por t of bis ,m arriage. The excitement soon s pre a d over t •he entir e sc hoo l , but t he gen eral r ep ort was d·oubt ed un t il confi1,med ·by Mr. Osborn on his ,a p·pea;rance in class Tue sday morning .
Th e brid e was Miss ,co ra Sch loot of Linton, Ind. , lVI;r. Osborn '<s •home town. The wedding t ook pl ace at ·h e r •hom e Sunday morning at 7: 00 o 'c lock. They came to South Bend Sunda y e vening, and for the present a re living in ,the Rll'sh'ton. Th ey expect to move into their home on Kunstman court soon. Miss Soh loot took a course at the Univ e,r sity of Indiana a nd t,augh't the fourth grade for two years in a Linton ,school. T·hose who have been fortunate enough to me et ,her pronounc e he r to be very ch,ai:,ming ,and as Mr. Osborn sa ys ,she is "s trong" for par ti es, ,so we hope to weleome ·her ,at a ll of our schoo l festivit ies.
Are You Acqua inted w ith the fa ct th a t we can suppl y y ou w ith Invitati on s, Cards , Dan ce Pr ograms, Mono gram Station ery, etc., eithe r p r inted or en grave d at reasonable p ric es fo r qua lity wo rk?
PEERLESS PRESS Pr int ers o f th e I n terl ud e
213 EAST WAYNE STREET
THE HERR HERR CO. WHOLE SA LE AND RETAIL
BOOK-SELLERS & STATIONERS. 111 WEST WASHINGTON AVENUE,
SOUTH BEND. INDIANA.
EYES EXAMINED FREE Gl'<tsses Fitted at Moderate P ,r ices
Sati>s'f.action Guarantee d
DR. J. BURKE & CO. Optometrists
and Manufaturing Opticians
230 So. Michigan St. Ph one 209 1
Not ice : - \Ve du pli cate any len s th e same d ay, n o matter wh o fitte d t h em. Bl'i n g t he pieces in.
KEITH CIRCUIT · Vaudeville of Distinction
Orpheum Theatre
Entire Change of Program Sunday and Thursday
5---Big Acts---5 Three Performances Daily
2:30 7:30 9:00
Matinees Evenings
PRICES 10 and 15c
10, 15 and 25c
October 16, 1914 THE INTERLUDE 3
SENIOR OLASS PINS T,h e :Seni-or C la!Ss as decide d upon
a des ign for the i r clas s p in s wh ich will ·make those of former Senior
. classes look very pale upon comparison . The '15 on t h e p in is in Roman numerals, making t he design an en t ir e ly new and original on e. Tihis feat ur e makes bhe dupli cation of this de sign on c1'ass pins in the f u tu r e impos sible .
The order for the pin s is t-o ·be sent in on Mo nd ay, Oct . 1 7, and t h e pins ought to be here for di strib ution before Thanksgiving. All Seniors wisl1ing pins or r in gs must have the ir money in Mr. Kizer's hands before 3:45 Mo nd ay, Oct. 19 .
IMITATE Gary suff e r ed defeat in a sports
man lik e mann e r . In cid ent a ll y t h ey g,ave us ,a littl e object less .on in th e "spirrt bhat counts" when they walked ,aro ·und the muddy baseball diamond to save it from •being dest royed by their cleat ed sho es. One of t •hem yelled " stay off " ·a nd they all staye d . Our men coming from anothe r quarter sta lk ed directly through , leav in g a torn u,p ,path across t h e ,place they ha d avoided. This may seem of minor impo ,rtance but it shows t hat al t hough we did win the ga m e f.rom t hem , they have somethi n g el,se - t,he sp irit - we need . We venture that the building at Gary is not vandalized •by being marked
NEAL B . WELCH, '13 Neal B. Welch, '13, is making a
name for himse lf and t he schoo l in jO"u.rn,a lism at Indian, a University. He ts a member of t h e Indian.a · student staff and has writte~ sports for a loc a l n ews paper for t hr ee years.
Jus t received a letite r from R. H. Chess who is now pining ,away at Purdue. H i,s letter wa,s very enc ou r aging, for in itwas this contribution:
The Sop h Psalm The .pony is my h elp er, I shall not
flunk . He maketh me to have good trans-
J.a,t ion s. He leadeth me <to much g lory. He raiseth my standings. He leadeth me in the pat hs of
knowl edge for credit's sake. Yea, tho u gh I pl·od through bhe
or scratc h ed with lead pencils or fourth book of Caesar I will fear no other in struments of devastation . ev il, for tho u .,a.1st with e --'l'he sp ir it wihi<:lh care -othe r - Thy words and thy phra ses, they people's property always ' cares for comfort me. its o\vn . Let' s imita ·te 1:Jhe loser. '.Phou prepares t my ,lesson for me
Have you ever see n a cigarette with anything behind i t? It is a lways a lon e. It dr.a g,s sometbing a lon g, t o ·be sure, but it is ,merely an ap ·pHance for furni shing the draft ; a patent wheezer which merely follows a lon g to the end ,of the road.
TDIBLY TOPICS Get your Senior pin money in by
Monday night. Mr. Leffler 's C ivi cs class i s go ing
,to use bhe Independent m a gazine for a study of current problems.
Buy an ath letic ·ticket . Pay ~P your Int erl ud e pledge. •Make it a po int t o go to t h e game
at Elkha ,rt .
Chesbrough' s
Crr ®©lrnm
~®©lilllttnln®ir
for Beaut ifying
THE SKIN
Manufa c tured by
Lewis Chesbrough Landon South Bend , Indiana
Price 25 cents
in spite of my ,teachers . Thou crownest my head with
fame; my st,andings run high. Sur e ly app la use and r ecogni<t ion
,shall follow me a ll the days of my lif e and t hou , my ·pon y, shal t dwell in my house for eveL
Muc h obliged Bob, let's hear from you ,ag ain! Say! gaite r snakes are funny things
'J\hey pine ·aw ,ay an d die ; At fiif-teen ce nt s .a hea d, I think
They're comnig pretty high .
Ask Jo e Hansel.
Wonder if we 'll ever get .a ch ,ance to " W•atoh Gary Crow?"
-at 25c
Wyman's Wear well
Hose Men 's Silk Lisle and Silk P laited
a ll sizes Women' s Medium Weight Cotton,
seam less-- all sizes Chi ldr en's- in two weight s
Com e and See U•
51',.NLY
6';t1M'( 6VRE 1'<,
~Mi N t- ol' TtiE '(AR.P Ttit '', I
YE A-It s 1,.-1 '-1( 14 .
To the H. S. Girls
Ellsworth Suits for Misses and right in style and right 1n pnce. and see our suits.
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Juniors Come
' 'The Br iwhte•t Spot in Town ''
"SPICE" is the demand of youth ; the young man man wants variety , or as you might say ginger
and pepper in his suits and overcoat , just as ·much as true merit in the materials. Here he gets not only these essentials , but the highly desirable feature of exclusiveness besides. Suits or Overcoats
10, 15, 18.50, 20, 22.50, 25
Sam'l Spiro & Co. Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothe• for Young Men
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TH E I N T E RL U D E Ocober 16, 19 14 ,,--------::------------"'-----------.--------------:,-----~-----------.:..._--
KLINGEL & KUEHN De signer s of
Smart Shoe Fashions for Young Folks
· Be twee n J . M. S. and Oli ver T heater
OTTO C. BASTIAN DRUGS -- KODAKS - PHOTO SUPPLIES
Developing Film and Film Pack 10 cents
209 So . Michigan St . Auditorium Theate r
Gym Shoes and
Hom e Pho ne 5682 Bell 2682
SEE ~- E. MANGOLD The Leading Photographer
and arrange fo r Club rates on Christmas Photos
Stud io 212 W . Je ff erso n Blvd .
ES'l'ABL ISH ED 1838
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;1.870 CAP ITAL
$100,000 .0 0 Evid e nce of Comp e tent Man age m ent.
$426 ,5 00,00 Paid in Dividends and
$ 1 15 ,000.00 Undivided Pr ofit s Earned and H e ld .
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To All, From All , Always.
REQ UES T: Please Come and See Us.
PROPHE CY: If you come, you will stay .
ASSU RA NCE : If You Come and Stay W e Will Do You Good.
PLA CE: 10 3 Nort h Mich igan Street
NAl\IE : SOUTH BEND NA TIONAL BANR
Chas. B Sax & Co. Harry L. y erri~k, Funeral Director
Swimming Caps for Home 'Ph ,one 5745 Bell 'Phone 745
219 S. St . Joseph Sti·eet Lower-priced Garments that pl e ase highs ch o o l
girls
Chapel, Ambulance,
Lady Assistant
SODA, LUNCH CANDIES
Attention
·r ............... ~~ • SCHOOL SUPPLIES
American Drug Co. 133 N. Main. St.
In all Baker Shoes a well liked combination ,
Quality and Style
BAKER'S 114·W. Wash. Ave.
The Slim Figure is the Figure for Young Men
If yo u 're built alon g sl im line s o~d ina ry cl oth es w ill han g on you like a b ag on a stick .
A Vernon Suit Made Ex p ressl y · for Young Men
b uttons clos e · around the waist, fits at th e sho ulder s a nd h an gs h eau tifu lly .
$15 .$20 ,•$25 ,--( VERNON CLOTHING CO.
C. 13. ST EED , M anairer
Beyer Floral Co. The Popular S. 8. H. S .
131 N. Michigan St. Place
Our Candies are the Finest
for Fancy Flowers Birds and Gold Fish. Also complete line of Trees and Shrubs
The Philadelphia
Ice Cream Lunch
I s. B. H. s. I South Bend High School belts
We are showing a handsome black leather belt with the initials of school in buckle aranged as above $1 .00
Hig h Schoo l A rm Bands and Penna nts. ADLER BROTHER S
On Michigan at Washington Sin ce 1884
''If it's Up-To-Date Jack Coker Teache s it " Studio - Art Center Hall, 327 J. M. S. Building
Learn all the Modern Dances - "privately" Joan Saw y er's Hesit at ion Castle 's Hesitation The Canter 4 0 1 Step Malf and Half Castle's Polka Fox Trot Mal(ixe
, _, Lu Lu Fad00 ·1 Ta Tao
Sp e cial Terms to Private Classes. For Appointments Phoµ e B e ll 80 1, Home 8929
."If Jack Coker Teaches it it's Up-To-Date "