T H E G R E E N R E A P E RIT’S FINE TO PARK THERE!

You need to run inside the convenience store to grab a few things, but all the street parking is taken. You decide it will be a quick trip, so you park in a reserved handicap space.

You are rewarded with a lovely parting gift. A ticket!

PAY THE CITY $85

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RHIT AND RUN!

Somebody hit your car and broke the side mirror off!

If you have full coverage auto insurance,

If you only have liability auto insurance,

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RACCIDENT!

You rear-ended the vehicle in front of you and are responsible for the damage to both vehicles.

If you have full coverage auto insurance,

If you only have liability auto insurance,

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RGOURMET CHEF

You tried to prepare dinner in your microwave last night only to discover that it is broken.

PAY $85 FOR A NEW MICROWAVE

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RLUCKY YOU?

You were feeling lucky and spent $50 on scratch-off lottery tickets. And you won! Unfortunately, your total winnings were only $5...

Maybe you learned your lesson this time.

PAY $45 FOR THE LOTTERY TICKETS

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RMOVIE NIGHT

Looks like somebody got your iTunes password and went a little crazy with the iTunes movie rentals... in HD, no less.

Better change that password!

PAY $24 FOR THE MOVIE RENTALS

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RCOOKIE MONSTER

The doorbell rings and you open it to find a Girl Scout and her mother selling Girl Scout cookies. Unfortunately for you, you can’t resist cookies.

PAY $30 FOR THE COOKIES

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RSEPARATION ANXIETY

You take your misbehaving puppy to the vet, who instantly diagnoses him with separation anxiety and recommends

that you bring him back for psychotherapy.

PAY THE VET $200

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $150 FOR REPAIRS

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $250 FOR REPAIRS

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RFLAT BROKE

Driving down the highway you begin to hear this terrible thumping noise. You pull off to the side of the road to find

that your tire is flat beyond repair.

PAY $95 TO GET YOUR TIRE REPLACED

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RBRAKE THE BUDGET

While having your car inspected, the mechanic informs you that your front brakes are shot.

You’re going to have to have the brake pads and rotors replaced or you won’t pass inspection.

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E RBROTHERLY LOVE

Your brother invited you out to eat with him and his family at the fanciest restaurant in town.

Only when the check comes does your brother realize that he forgot his wallet.

PAY $120 FOR THE MEAL AND TIP

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E RHAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO SOMEBODY ELSE

It’s your best friend’s birthday. Make sure you get them something nice!

Don’t forget to include a gift receipt!

PAY $50 FOR A GIFT

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RTIME FLIES...

It’s already time to get the oil changed in your car again.

PAY $35 FOR AN OIL CHANGE

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RLET IT SNOW

There’s a cold front coming through next week, bringing freezing temperatures and snow. Unfortunately, your heater

is out and you’re going to have to get it fixed.

PAY $200 FOR REPAIRS

PAY $250 FOR REPAIRS

DOUBLE TROUBLEYou come out to your car and find a ticket on your

windshield.

Evidently, you double parked this morning in your rush.

PAY THE CITY $85

BUMPER CARSWhile parking, you bumped into another car.

If you have full coverage auto insurance,

If you only have liability auto insurance,

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $150 FOR REPAIRS

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RIN HOT WATER

Your hot water heater has bust and flooded your house.

If you have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

If you don’t have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E R

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E RFINE ART?

While babysitting your sister’s three-year-old son, you dozed off for 10 minutes—bad idea.

After she picked up her son, you were headed for bed when you realized that he had drawn all over the walls of

the hallway and the bedroom with permanent marker!

PAY $80 FOR PAINT AND SUPPLIES

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RGAS MONEY

You forgot to pay your utility bill and it’s due tomorrow! Lucky for you, you can pay it online, but they charge a fee

to do so.

PAY $15 ONLINE PAYMENT FEE

T H E G R E E N R E A P E RPARTY TIME!

This year it’s your turn to throw your parents an anniversary party. You’ve already got the present, now you just have to

buy the decorations and prepare the hors d'oeuvres.

PAY $120 FOR DECORATIONS AND FOOD

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $500 FOR REPAIRS

POWER SURGEYour house got hit with a power surge, frying your

electronics.

If you have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

If you don’t have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

PAY NOTHING TO REPLACE YOUR ELECTRONICS

PAY $500 TO REPLACE YOUR ELECTRONICS

WIND STORMDuring a wind storm, a branch broke off of a tree and fell

on your vehicle, causing extensive damage.

If you have full coverage auto insurance,

If you only have liability auto insurance,

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $250 FOR REPAIRS

WINDY WEDNESDAYYour house got hit with a wind storm last Wednesday, resulting in a bunch of shingles blowing off your roof.

If you have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

If you don’t have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

PAY NOTHING FOR ROOF REPAIRS

PAY $250 FOR ROOF REPAIRS

SPEED RACERWhile daydreaming, you passed a cop while going 83 mph!

So much for getting a NASCAR sponsorship, you just got a ticket!

PAY $135 TO THE CITY

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E R

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E R

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E RCRACKED SCREEN

Oops. You were texting and not looking where you were going. While searching for the perfect emoji to respond with, you tripped and dropped your new phone, cracking

the screen.

PAY $120 TO GET IT REPAIRED

T H E G R E E N R E A P E R T H E G R E E N R E A P E R

LEAK IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTYour bathroom toilet has sprung a leak and the whole floor

of your bathroom has been soaked. Fortunately, there doesn’t seem to be any serious damage to your floors or the wood beneath it. Buy a wet/dry vacuum and clean up that

mess!

PAY $150 FOR A SHOP-VAC

THAT’S COLD!A bad cold front has come through causing temperatures for the last two weeks to drop into the low teens. To fight

the cold, your heater has been working double time to keep you warm, and it’s going to show… on your bill!

PAY AN ADDIITONAL $100 FOR YOUR UTILITY BILL

TREE ATTACKA windstorm blew a limb from a nearby tree through your

living room window. Now you need a new window.

If you have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

If you don’t have homeowner’s/renter’s insurance,

PAY NOTHING FOR REPAIRS

PAY $150 FOR REPAIRS

PUPPY LOVEYou adopted a new puppy from the animal shelter. Congratulations on the adoption of your new pet!

Don’t forget to buy his accessories and shots!

PAY $100 TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEW PET

KITTY PRIDEYou adopted a new kitten from the animal shelter. Congratulations on the adoption of your new pet!

Don’t forget to buy his accessories and shots!

PAY $100 TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEW PET