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The Friends Alliance of Pals Society
INT. SCHOOLROOM - NIGHT
Four total goons sit in a semi circle in the large,
otherwise empty, multipurpose room.
J’OHN (20), with Vulcan ears and hair, sits with perfect
posture staring straight ahead. TEESHA (18),a control freak,
also sits up straight surveying the scene. ANDY (18), a
numbskull, stares at his feet, drool threatening to fall
from his mouth at any moment. KARYN (18), straight off the
Little House on the Prarie, combs her hair and strikes a
pose every few seconds.
KARYN
Um. Are we going to start?
TEESHA
I think we’ll give it a few
minutes...Maybe a few more people
will come.
KARYN
Wasn’t this supposed to start at 7?
That’s like, 10 minutes ago.
ANDY
I got here at 6:30. My Mom dropped
me off at 6 though. But I went to
the wrong building first and then I
went to the bathroom.
TEESHA
Right. Maybe folks are lost.
J’OHN
I find it illogical that we should
hold operations for hypothetical
individuals. People, that, if they
exist at all- are displaying an
acute lack of temporal awareness.
TEESHA
Okaaaaayyyyyy, well I guess we’ll
just get started. BUT if there are
latecomers, we’ll just have to
reiterate ourselves.
Karyn nods her approval, Andy takes his shoes off. Teesha
postures as though she is addressing a much larger group.
TEESHA (CONT’D)
Welcome everyone, to the inaugural
session of FAPS: The Friends
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
TEESHA (CONT’D) (cont’d)
Alliance of Pals Society. I am the
club President Teesha Barbie,
although we will elect club
officers next week. But I’d like
you to consider me for President
when you vote... I have experience
starting and organizing clubs. FAPS
is for students new to the
University or just anyone in our
community looking for new social
connections! I am a great friend
because I’m loyal and considerate.
My favorite flavor of ice cream is
cherry mint but I could only find
that back home, North Carolina.
This is my second semester-
Business major - I’m still getting
used to life in California and am
excited for this opportunity to
make new friends.
Teesha looks about trying to catch a reaction. A look of
dissatisfaction briefly flashes on her face.
TEESHA (CONT’D)
Lets go around the room and learn
about each other.
Cheryl points at J’Ohn.
TEESHA (CONT’D)
How about you to start...a theatre
major?
Andy starts clapping. Everyone waits uncomfortably for him
to stop.
J’ohn raises am eyebrow quizzically.
J’OHN
I am J’Ohn--
KARYN
--John?
J’OHN
Jay. On.
TEESHA
How do you spell that? For our
roster.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
J’OHN
J. Apostrophe. O. H. N.
Teesha looks at her clipboard.
TEESHA
Looks like John.
J’OHN (CONT’D)
I am J’ohn, science officer,
Mechanical Engineering major. I am
Vulcan by inheritance of a katra
through in a dream. I am reaching
out to make... A friend.
KARYN
Aren’t Vulcans like, emotional
robots? Why would you need friends?
J’OHN
There is logic to making social
connections for the function of
society... For instance, moving
into my dorm was very difficult by
myself. Also I will be reaching the
time of Pon Farr next year and am
seeking a potential mate.
J’ohn looks at Teesha, she recoils.
TEESHA
Okay! Next up! You!
Teesha points to Karyn.
KARYN
Hi everybody! I’m Karyn, I’m an
English major but my dream is to
work with horses, I have 3 horses-
Andy makes a horse noise.
KARYN(CONT’D)
--their names are Elizabeth, Melvin
and Tony. Tony the Pony- I have 2
horses and one pony. I LOVE having
friends but sometime friends just
aren’t LOYAL -ya know? But I’m so
happy we all just met, I’ll pass my
phone around and if everyone can
just put your numbers and emails
into it and choose an avatar also.
Karyn passes the phone to Andy.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
KARYN (CONT’D)
I’m local and just transfered from
the junior college. People there
are real backstabbers and I bet
they’re just jealous cause--
TEESHA
--That’s great! And you?
Teesha points to Andy who is playing a game on Karyn’s
phone.
ANDY
I’m Andy. I like Angry Birds.
The group waits.
TEESHA
Your major? Your interests?
J’Ohn does the Vulcan neck pinch on Andy and Andy drops the
phone into J’Ohn’s hand. J’Ohn returns the phone to Karyn
and then sits down.
ANDY
I like cherry mint ice cream and
horses.
KARYN
No Way!?
TEESHA
You’re not talking about youself
Andy.
ANDY
I don’t have time for friends, my
Mom made me come. I’m a Physics
major and I want to go home now.
TEESHA
(dissapointed)
We have just 10 more items on the
agenda and then we can all go.
ANDY
I only love numbers. Kids at my old
school all said mean things. You
will probably throw gum in my hair
like they did.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
J’OHN
Most illogical.
KARYN
I wouldn’t do that!
TEESHA
As current club President I can
attest that behavior like that is
against policy.
Andy pouts and looks at his feet.
TEESHA
Let’s move Along...I saw that some
other clubs have fundraisers, I was
thinking, what is a good cause we
can have a fundraiser for?
The group is surprised by the door OPENING. A tall, thin,
well-dressed man, STERLING (40), enters the room. He walks
circles around everyone, observing and being observed.
J’OHN
Most peculiar.
TEESHA
Hi! Pull up a seat, we’re happy to
have another pal join us. We just
went through introductions, we can
just run through them all again--
STERLING
--I am Sterling, the campus
organization auditor. I have read
your application, in which you seek
to be recognized as a official
campus group... Where’s everyone
else?
TEESHA
So far, this is all of us.
STERLING
You need AT MINIMUM 8 MEMBERS to be
chartered as an official campus
organization!
Andy looks to Teesha with concern.
TEESHA
I’m sure that if we give it some
time--
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
STERLING
--TIME?!
Sterling looks at the paperwork.
STERLING
The Friends Association of Pals
Society?! What kind of NIMROD would
join a club like that?
Silence falls over the room. Heads hang low, even that of
the proud Vulcan. But very slowly Andy stands up.
ANDY
I’m Andy and I’m the kind of nimrod
that would join F.A.P.S.!
Karyn rises. Teesha watches with hope.
KARYN
Yeah that goes for me too!
Sterling is taken aback. J’Ohn rises to stand.
J’OHN
The needs of the many, outweigh the
needs of the--
He pauses.
J’OHN
The needs of the few outweigh the
needs of
(pointing at Sterling)
YOUR JERK FACE!
Teesha stands proudly.
TEESHA
As you can see. We’re all pals and
friends here.
STERLING
Okay fine. Just submit application
again after there’s 8 of you. Till
then you can’t use campus
facilities for your meetings.
Sterling moves to exit.
KARYN
But then...how’ll we meet?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
STERLING
Just go out for pizza like regular
friends do.
Sterling leaves.
EVERYONE
PIZZA?!
They jump and high five in the air.
FREEZE FRAME